Sonic Championship-Part I: The Newcomers I know you won’t believe the story I’m about to tell you, but I’ll tell you anyway. First, allow me to introduce myself: the name’s Ryan Carroll, but you can call me Ryan. Anyway, my best friend Jason McLaughlin and I were working on a little project that seemed metaphysical at best: a device that would transform actual matter into electronic information in the form of a 3-D virtual object. "You know, Ryan," Jason had said, "you amaze me. We’ve been working on this thing for three months straight with nothing but failures at every turn, and you aren’t one bit discouraged." I had to explain. "That’s because I discover a new problem to solve with each new failure. If I can fix all the bugs in the program and the Virtualizer itself, we will eventually be successful." Jason had still been skeptical, but only for a few seconds. While I was typing and retyping code, Jason was flipping cards into a hat. The fact that he was on one side of the Virtualizer’s door-like portal frame and the hat was on the other had something to do with what happened next. Just as I finished retyping the last line of code, the portal frame began glowing and an image that looked like a hologram of a whirlpool appeared. As this had happened with all the failures before, Jason took no notice of it. But as he continued to flip cards, they disappeared halfway through the portal and appeared in the virtual object window on the computer screen. I sat staring at the scene, checking to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me. They weren’t. Jason noticed my glazed look. "What are you staring at?" he inquired. I called his attention to the screen. "You mean..." "Exactly." Once we had saved the code and uploaded it into the frame’s memory, we wondered how to test it on ourselves. A black nothingness wouldn’t do; we needed an environment to travel in. "How about that Sonic Championship game in The Hideaway?" Jason suggested. We agreed that that would work out well. The Hideaway was a hangout for people who wanted to play games, eat, surf the Internet, and just have a good time. The Sonic Championship game was a rare video game because Sega of America had claimed that it was too violent for a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Since we were regulars to the place, the owner decided to give us our own key to get in whenever we wanted. We got in and locked the doors behind us. We picked a day that The Hideaway was normally closed, to avoid interference from other people who might get a little too inquisitive. I readied the portal while Jason booted up the arcade machine. When both were ready, we walked through the portal. The sensation of having all your molecules transformed into electronic information is best left undescribed. Although it wasn’t agonizing, it wasn’t painless, either. We arrived (if you could apply the word to an action as simple as walking through a door) in a large hangar. To our left were two figures backlighted by a huge screen. To our right was a huge spaceship with a small canopy bubble high up near the top. By their silhouettes I recognized the figures at the computer as Sonic himself and Miles Prower, better known as Tails. On the screen was something that looked remotely like the Death Star from Star Wars. "What the heck is that?" I exclaimed without thinking. Both Sonic and Tails whirled around to look at us. I realized my blunder one second too late. With suspicion, Sonic asked, "Who are you, how did you get here, and why are you here?" Jason and I were speechless. We didn’t know how to respond. To Be Continued...