A is for Amy, she's so pink and sweet
There's far too much sugar for dentists to eat,
She says she loves Sonic and stalks him all over
But really she's hot for the author's new lover.

B is for Big, he's a big purple cat,
And everyone says that he's stupid and fat,
Who cares about character, of which he has plenty,
When he stars in a fic, the writer's running on empty.

C is for Cream, she's just six you know,
Yet when she's with Tails, she'll give him a blow,
What happened to decency and common sense?
The author just sold them for 25 pence.

D is for Darkness, he's Shadow's fan brother,
Five times more insane, and also Rouge's lover,
He'll kick Chaos' ass! He will save the day!
Until I throw up, or we all run away.

E is for Eggman, so fat he's a freak,
He tried world domination three times last week,
All his machines have terrible aim,
And I'd rather drink acid than play his mini-game.

F is for the Fan who says Sonic was best,
On a 16-bit console, just screw all the rest!
Shadow is crap! And Big is so gay!
Who was it that took this guy's brain cell away?

G is for GUN, are they good guys or bad?
The writer can't make up their mind - are they mad?
In the typical fanfic they make Eggman look sweet,
Damn the author to hell with their brain of bog peat.

H is for Heroes, Sonic Heroes, that is,
Where Shadow's a robot, and Tails takes the piss,
The moon's been repaired, Knuckles is on vacation,
And Eggman's in charge of a world corporation.

I is for Idiot, of which there are many,
Working to gain a well earned penny,
They think that well pay them to draw Sonic hentai,
Well Im just a pervert in training, goodbye!

J is for Johnny, from Britain's Fleetway,
He's both dull and boring, that's all I can say,
It's a good thing he died, and most people cheer,
But I need him; I lost my horse tranquilizers last year.

K is for Knuckles, the last of his breed,
Or is he? I met twenty others last week,
They're back from the stars and they're ready for loving,
Oh, get in line girls, and no pushing and shoving!

L is for Labyrinth, when Sonic sunk low,
He was depressed and took cocaine, you know,
His sneakers were high grav, and he couldn't jump,
But he made it to the hospital to get his stomach pumped.

M's for Maria, and madness as well,
When this little girl died, the world went straight to hell,
She's Shadow's excuse for his psychotic ways,
Oh when will we learn that angst never pays?

N is for Nack, this popular guy,
Showed up in just three games, and we want him back. Why?
He's got a cool gun and a neat motorbike,
If he doesn't come back his fans will go on strike.

O is for Oh No! The Emeralds return!
The best plot device that you could ever learn,
They can bring your fan character back from the dead,
Even if the poor guy now needs a new head.

P is for Psycho, that's Shadow all through,
He fell from the ARK, there was nothing to do,
He's back from the dead and he's got his own game,
I'll bet there's a sequel that's five times as lame.

Q is for Quest, that's what I'm on,
A quest to write fanfics from dusk until dawn,
Its not false modesty, I know that Im good,
But what's also true is that Ill strip for food.

R is for Rouge, who's she dating now?
Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, or Amy (and how!)
She's a spy and a thief and a liar as well,
And the average fangirl will see her in hell.

S is for Sonic, who did you expect?
The world's fastest hedgehog, the last time I checked,
Oh what would we do without this speedy blue jerk?
Well for one thing, I might be on time with homework.

T is for Tails, who flies like a fox,
And his AI's as good as a sack full of rocks,
An IQ of 300 and no grammer skill,
"Look at all those Eggman's robots!" It makes me feel ill.

U is for Useless, apply it to slash,
Where the author decides they like guy on guy bash,
If I see a Sonadow fic even once more,
I swear I'll throw up on my own bathroom door.

V is for Vector, this crocodile rocks,
Just look at his bling and his ultra-cool socks,
But he really should do something about the smell,
And I'll bet that he listens to rap as well.

W's great, Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car,
An arcade game that is the weirdest by far,
Sonic's a cop now, would you believe?
And the four-year-olds waiting in line hardly breathe.

X is for X, Sonic X, the cartoon,
4Kids messed it up like a Brazillian monsoon,
Translation just sucks and the good lines are cut,
But the Japanese version kicks serious butt.

Y is for Yuji, the guy with the money,
He must be so rich with his solid gold dunny,
He doesn't make games, but he can make them stop,
If Sonic Team's funding gets the impromtu chop.

Z is for Zones, all over the place,
Casino Night, Emerald Hill and Sky Chase,
Collect lots of rings and beat the fat jerk,
This formula never ceases to work.

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Just a quick thing I wrote... what do you think?