ok here is a re-postedpre-written rap. dont complain cuz its still known as a "poem" and yes "Im showing off" as this part of the forum says I can do:
(Delete the old one)
and lemme know what all of ya think!
You best be actin~wise when I make like a witty riddler and strategize
like the thinking man statue pondering for soma the phatest~lines
Passin you up with flyin colors like Ive aced~the~finals
Your head bobs like ballons deflated when once Ive played~the~high~roll
Every direction your limited mind~perceives is left for the worms while your coldly dyin~deep
Announcin that every rhyme~intrigues smashin disputes for challengers only to ly~and~bleed
Shiftin brightly with aftershock like new alien invaders
And piercing hearts easily like the way ya wield a lightsaber
Forcin me to flip on ya like falling stacks of multiple dominos
Only drives me to pursue a target enraged proceeding with soma my growin hottest~flows
Makin it hard for you to duck or leap throughout all my deadly obstacles
I kno Ive got~this~bro, a hellspawn leapin out the dark corners givin ya a heart throbbin sneak~attack
Causin ya to flee from your skin with a safe stance of keepin~back
Aint no escape once your stuck~in my tight cluthes like a giant grindin bones from the ruckus
Since aLL your luck~is just diminished to dust~and makin ya hopless for absolutely nothin and Ima love~it
Relentless treatment like black holes never lettin you break~free
Your gone fallin deeper into the abyss never had a chance to dodge or evade~me
Im far much too crazy, hotter than the blue flames burnin all over the head of Hades
Take~heed, "everytime you look around" cuz it truely is your last day~see
No ifs, ands or maybes; not even praying are gonna help mess with your new fate~g
@#%$ with me is dumb providin you with a current death~wish~date
Life aint sweet for everyone, its me risin up on a hard earned strollin escalade
Proud with my head high like my soul enterin the holy path of the heavens~gates
Recognize the sickest skillz that rise so high that any thermometer alone shows off my freshest~blaze
Look everyone, the MoFo has its very own Vanilla Ice.
I'm just suprised he didn't bypass the censor in this.
first of all your an ignorant prick. i aint tryin to emulate vanilla ice or anyone else. anyways wut Ive posted is prolly way better than wut he could think of, "Coooooock"sucker lmao
ROFL YOU CALLED ME A PRICK AND A @#%$ SUCKER!!11!!1
Mofoers gather round,
this tale will assuredly astound.
Of a lamer that cursed and flamed,
and the users that demand he be hanged.
One after another the insults flew,
"Thats ENOUGH!" cried the mod. "Warning number TWO!"
~Rico
Quote:
rap
You forgot the C.
nice one Rico. but guys cmon even if you aint into rap, you gotta admit that one was pretty good. and theres plenty more where that came from if u wish
I think I actually like Vanilla Ice better. that's the saddest part!
Oh and JR, watch your language or so help me God, I'll...let me sleep on it. I'll think of something.
You're going to make the mods mad J and you wouldn't like them when their mad. And take it from me I also believe that A mod should lock this topic before more flaming starts, just to protect my fellow MoFoer's.
Quote:
"Thats ENOUGH!" cried the mod. "Warning number TWO!"
There was a warning number one?
I'm not telling anyone how to do their job, because I don't want a warning, But I think we shuld keep him. Y'know, as a pet.
He's sort of adorable, in a highly annoying lamer way.
Plus, he's completely harmless, and I promise to take care of him and everything.
...Please?
(^JOKE^)
I'm with wonder on this. I agree that we should keep j as a pet.
Sad to say its a bit to late,
Little J has suffered a horrible fate.
Poor lad hit the users with flames amass,
He came to the chat just to act like an ass.
Quick as a flash Dubs swung the hammer true,
Shouting out, "Ickystickypackypockypoo!"
~Rico
Wow! Rico's a natural!
And what an "intresting" person he is. o.o @ JRF
