Now this is a story all about how
My franchise got f**ked, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a second, just shut yo mouth
I'll tell you how I became the prince of an island called South

In Green Hill, born and raised
On the loop-de-loops, where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxing, relaxin' all cool
When a couple thousand pounds dude was up to no good
Started roboticisin' mah neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and Tails got scared
And said you're leaving with me to the Death Egg

I slapped and kicked him the other day
But he readied his Tornado and sent me on my way
He gave me a ring and told me to lick it
I pointed to Tails' ass and said might as well kick it

First emerald, yo this is bad
Eatin' chili dogs out of a champagne glass
Is this what all the badniks live like?
Hmm, this might be alright!

I whistled for a bat girl and when she came near
She wore bling that said easy, no joke, seriously
If anything, I could say this broad was rare
But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Amy's fanfare
I pulled up to her house 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to Tails, yo privacy, smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom, I had ran there
To settle my throne as the prince of her lair