INVASION MOBIUS

Disclaimer: I dont own IZ or STH, please dont sue me.

Chapter 3

On the far edge of the galaxy, in a distant part of space, the Irken armada travelled through the vastness of space, and at the vanguard of the fleet was the
Massive, and on the bridge of the Massive were the great leaders of the Irken empire, the Almighty Tallests.

Incoming transmission from Mobius! One of the bridge officers said.

Whats a Mobius? Tallest Red asked.

Greetings my Tallests! Zim said as his image appeared on the main view screen.

Zim, why are you calling from this Mobius place, I thought you were on a planet called Turd or something? Tallest Red asked.

No, I think it was Smurve! Tallest Purple said.

Why arent you Smurve Zim? Tallest Red asked.

My Tallests, the wormhole I told you about, transported me to a horrible new planet filled with giant fat humans, and horrible robot zombies, and worst of all: furry little animals who seem to have cross-bred with humans and have turned into horrible animal people who live in a place that is more disturbing than any human city! Zim exclaimed.

Uh huh! Tallest Red said, secretly thinking Zim has finally gone insane, more than usual.

Yes my Tallests, and may I ask that you please add this horrible planet to the list of planets to be conquered in operation impending doom 2, for I will personally plant the imperial flag on the skulls their filthy inhabitants, right along with their wretch bee allies! Zim said.

Uh huh, bees, thats great Zim. Tallest Purple said, clearly bored.

Zim signed off, his image disappearing from the screen.

Meanwhile, back on earth, at Zims base, the computer and Minimoose were working on how to continue Zim brilliant ruse.

It appears we have no choice Minimoose, in order to continue with the mission, you will have to substitute for Zim at skool. The computer said.

Squee? Minimoose replied curiously.

The robot doubles we can make are too poorly made to be a suitable replacement, you must pretend to be Zim! The computer said.

Squee? Minimoose inquired.

Dont worry, if we disguise you well enough, nobody will suspect a thing! The computer said.

Later on, at the skool, Ms. Bitters was doing a role call.

Zim, wheres Zim? Ms. Bitters asked.

Squee! Minimoose said when he entered the room.

Minimoose was now dressed in his own little Zim suit, with a little Zim wig on his head and his face now painted green, and just so you know, his antlers still stuck out and were hard to miss.

Whats your excuse today Zim! Ms. Bitters asked.

Squee! Minimoose replied.

Oh, well thats perfectly acceptable then, take your seat. Ms. Bitters said politely. Now where is Dib! Ms. Bitters asked, seeing Dibs empty seat.

Meanwhile, at the Membrane home, Gaz was having a bad day, more so then usually, since it had been three hours since she was supposed to have breakfast, and still she didnt, due to the fact that her fathers robot wouldnt give her the food until Dib entered his approval code, and as a result, she was more than a little bit testy.

CURSE YOU DIB! Gaz yelled so loudly that even all the demons in the dark reaches of the underworld cowered in fear.

And back to the planet Mobius, Zim and Gir stood near the Voot Cruiser, discussing the next course of action.

Gir, seeing as the wormhole isnt working, I must therefore resort to interrogating the Dib human to find out all his knowledge on this horrible device hes created! Zim said.

Can you get me some clown tacitos while youre there? Gir asked.

But those horrible furry friends of his, theyve through my brilliant disguise, Ill have to get a new one, an amazing one! Zim exclaimed.

Zim activated his wrist control panel and pressed a button which caused the Voot to suddenly sat up and the two pods on the top sides enclosed around Zim, and started to shake and glow.

IT BURNS! Zim screamed from inside the pods.

And suddenly, the pods lifted and revealed Zim, now wearing a mange teddy bear suit.

I AM A GENIUS! Zim exclaimed.

Meanwhile, in Knothole, Dib was busy explaining the current situation to the freedom fighters.

And ever since that night Ive been trying to expose Zim for the horrible alien monster that he is, but no one ever believes me, or how they think its strange that hes got no ears, and his parents were sparking electricity on parent teacher night, or that he was stealing their organs that one time, or when he almost fed us all to a giant space moose, and did I mention what he did to our class hamster! Dib ranted on.

Alright, I think we get the point, so what youre telling us is that this Zim is an alien trying to conquer your planet. Sally said.

Yes. Dib said.

And eventually you got your own ship thanks to that incident that happened with the other alien, that Tak girl, right? Sally asked.

Yeah, pretty much! Dib said.

And now you and Zim are stranded here because of a wormhole. Sally said.

Yes and now Zims stolen some kind of battery from my ship, hes probably already left, and hes left me stranded here! Dib said worriedly.

Hey, dont worry there little guy, I bet you that little green guy hasnt left the planet yet, just leave it to us! Sonic said boastfully.

Uh, thanks I guess. Dib said.

Uh, hey Dib, you said this Zim guy, hes supposed to be green with big red eyes? Amy Rose asked as she looked out the window.

Yeah, why? Dib asked.

Uh, I think you should look out here! Amy said nervously.

Dib rushed to her side and looked out the window.

OH MY GOD! Dib yelled.

The rest of the freedom fighters went to the window to see what Dib was yelling about, but before they got there the wall exploded sending them all falling back several feet and onto the floor.

When they got up and looked back at the wall, they saw a small green kid in dirty looking bear suit looming over Dib, and behind was a little green dog.

You filthy little human head monster, you tricked me into chasing you down your vile little wormhole and you trapped me here this horrible planet, now you will face my terrifying wrath of POWER! Zim yelled angrily.

Not so fast there, bub! Sonic yelled.

Sonic suddenly zipped to Dibs side and stood between him and Zim, giving the Irken a menacing glare.

"Out of the way blue hog monster, this is between me and the Dib!" Zim said.

Then Zim looked across the room to see one of his worst fears, being surrounded by cute furry anthromorphs.

"Gah, he's got reinforcements, GIR DEFENSIVE MODE!" Zim yelled.

Gir responded by quickly saluted, turning around and jumping out a nearby window, from where horrible blood curdling screams of horror could be heard: "GET IT OFF ME!"

Zim stared at the window with disbelief and embarrassment; however before he could turn to face his enemies, Sonic tackled him to the ground.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SMELL LIKE MEAT!" Zim yelled.

Zim and Sonic wrestled on the ground, punching and shoving each other, trying to overpower the other, but Zim quickly got the upper hand as he used both legs to kick Sonic off him and quickly regained his stamina.

You dare to attack me, to allow your filthy meats to touch the body of ZIM! Zim yelled angrily. Face the wrath of ZIM! Zim yelled as his spider legs shot their lasers at the freedom fighters.

Thats right, run, run in fear at the power of Zim! Zim yelled.

Zims tirade was soon cut short as he was suddenly thrown out of the hut and into the wall of another nearby one, by the force a forceful kick to his chest.

Zim looked up to see who had kicked him to find a very angry looking Sally Acorn.

I dont care who or what you are, I dont care why youre here, and I dont care what your problem with this boy is, but I will not tolerate the destruction of my kingdom! Sally said angrily.

Vile furry creature, you dare to challenge an Irken invader! Zim yelled as he jumped up to his feet.

As soon as he did though he was forced back down to the ground again, as he was suddenly kicked in the head by Fiona Fox, he slowly got up again only almost get stomped on by Rotor, but quickly jumped out of the way and used his spider legs to cling to a nearby wall.

Zim stuck his tongue out to mock the freedom fighters, but was subdued by Sonic, who kicked him hard in the side and caused him to lose his grip on the wall and fall back onto the ground.

Zim landed next to Gir, who was now eating mud, struggled to get back up.

Gir, attack the furries! Zim commanded.

Yes sir! Gir saluted.

Gir jumped high into the air and screamed SALTED NUTS, and his then opened up and shot peanuts at the freedom fighters like a fighter plane coming in for a strafing run.

The freedom fighters raised their arms above their head to shield themselves, but the barrage suddenly stopped and they looked to see that Gir had fallen to the ground and was now looking at them with adorable puppy dog eyes.

Aww, hey there little fella, youre not bad are you, no youre just taking orders from that mean little man, arent you! Amy asked sweetly as she picked Gir up and hugged him.

GIR, NO CONSORTING WITH THE ENEMY! Zim yelled angrily.

Dont worry everybody, Ill stop him! Said a voice no one wanted to hear.

Everyone looked up into the sky to see Tommy Turtle, swooping down towards Zim on a pair of jets attached to his shell; he swooped down toward Zim in hopes of tackling him.

However the little Irken quickly jumped of Tommys way and Tommy flew into a nearby wall, but sadly not to his death.

No one can defeat me, for I am ZIM, MHUWAHAHAHAH! Zim laughed insanely.

Zim was now so busy laughing that he didnt notice Sonic quickly sneaking behind him and bopping him on the head, knocking him out cold.

Later on, Zim awoke to find himself trapped in a small cage and to find Dib staring at him from outside the cage.

Dib, I knew you were behind all this, you trapped me here on this horrible planet, Ill get my revenge on you filthy human! Zim said.

ZIM, I didnt have anything to do with that wormhole, and it sounds like you didnt either, that must mean that the wormhole was some kind of freak occurrence, but that means theres no way to know when the wormhole will close, perhaps if I hurry I can find out where you hid the power cell, take it back and then leave here to rot, but if I leave you here to rot I can save earth once and for all, but if I leave you here youll just go on to destroy this planet, but you cant do much harm without your base and equipment, UNLESS! Dib ranted.

Zims eye started to twitch angrily at Dibs inability to stop talking on his own.

Its already been closed Dib! Zim said quietly.

What! Dib asked.

YOU HEARD ME, I already went up into to space where the wormhole shouldve been, but the wormhole wasnt there, its gone Dib, were stuck here! Zim said.

Dib took several minutes to absorb this new information, if Zim was telling the truth than that would mean hed never be able to go back home, hed never see the Swollen Eyeballs, his sister Gaz, his father, hed never be able to go to skool, hed never see earth again.

NOO, it cant end this way, I have to find some way to get back, to reactivate the portal, as much as I hate to admit it, but I need your help! Dib said.

What, me help you, me your most amazing and incredible enemy! Zim exclaimed.

Oh come on, weve helped each other lots of times, like when we were both turned into giant baloneys, or that one time last Halloween, and that whole thing with Tak. Dib listed.

YOURE LYING! Zim yelled while making a ridiculously melodramatic pose. But you do have a point, if I am to return to earth and enslave all mankind, I will have to find out how to get that wormhole to work, but why exactly should I help you when I could just escape from this horrible place and work alone! Zim asked.

For one youre in the middle of a huge kingdom surrounded by hundreds of my furry friends, you think the ones you faced earlier were tough, how would you like to face a whole army of them! Dib bluffed.

Even so, what could you possibly do to help me; I have the only Irken power cell on the planet remember? Zim asked.

But I still have Taks ship, which is way more powerful than your whole base, and if youre going to find a way to get the wormhole open again, youre going some sort of really powerful computer, and Im pretty Taks ship has the most powerful one on this planet! Dib said.

Grrr, very well then, Ill help you, but after were done here Im going to conquer earth, and then Ill come back here and take my revenge upon its filthy inhabitants! Zim said.

And Ill be there to stop! Dib said.

The two grudgingly shook hands.

Earlier, back on earth, an angry Gaz decided to take matters into her own hands, if her no good brother Dib wasnt going come back home so she could finally get her dinner by himself, then shed just have to go after him, and she knew just how to find him.

Gaz was now in Dibs room, sitting at Dibs computer, and talking to agent Dark Booty via video link.

Tell me where my stupid brother is so I can beat his stupid head in for not being on time for his stupid dinner! Gaz demanded.

Um, yes, you see young Gaz, Im afraid your brother might no longer be here on earth. Agent Dark Booty said.

What? Gaz asked.

You see, earlier today I informed your brother that we at the Swollen Eyeball network had detected a strange wormhole near the earth, he said he had his own spaceship and would use it to take scans of the wormhole, we still havent heard back from him. Agent Dark Booty explained.

Pfft, knowing Dib he probably got himself sucked into the wormhole, looks like Ill just have to go rescue him again; do you have a way for me to get to the wormhole? Gaz asked.

Well, yes actually, come meet me at Nasaplace, I think I have just the thing for you. Agent Dark Booty said.

Later on, Gaz arrived at Nasaplace to meet Dark Booty, but when she entered the lobby, she was greeted by a scruffy looking janitor.

Hello Gaz, its so nice to see with my swollen eyes. The janitor said.

So youre Dark Booty, I cant say Im surprised! Gaz snorted.

Come with me, I have a way for you to get your brother back. Dark Booty said.

Gaz followed Dark Booty to a closet in the middle of a corridor, and when Dark Booty opened it, he revealed that a space capsule was inside.

This is an old pig rocket when they used to shoot pigs into space, which came before monkeys, you can still smell the aroma of pork chops in there. Dark Booty said.

Wait a minute, this seems familiar, my brother said that you showed him a rocket like this the last time he was here, and that it had a huge launch pad that stretched deep beneath the floor, how could you hide these two rockets and find enough space to keep them in, or even have them in the first place! Gaz asked, remembering a little bit of information from her brothers endless rants, and figuring out a striking plot hole in the storyline.

Oh, well you see the thing is, people in this place have become so apathic about their jobs and space exploration with all the budget cuts that they just stopped caring about anything, I repaired these two ships from old broken ones that Nasaplace just threw in the dump, and I made these giant tunnels for the launch pad myself, not because of the ships, but because the first time around I was on a search for the elusive lice queen and this one I did for a launch pad, but during the dig I discovered an ancient army of molemen who wanted to conquer the surface world, which I defeated single-handedly! Dark Booty explained.

Gaz, ignoring the musings of the paranormal loon, grabbed a space helmet from a coat rack and hopped aboard the rockets cockpit, where she then started the launch sequence, causing the whole room to shake.

Uh, right, well, youre doing pretty well, so Ill just let you get on your way, by the way tell your brother that I never got those readings he promised me! Dark Booty said.

Dark Booty then ran out of the room, just in time to avoid falling to his demise as the floor fell in and the rocket lifted off and crashed the roof of Nasaplace in the process.

Meh, you see one giant rocket shoot out of the place you work at, you see them all. One of the two security guards said.

And back to the present time on Mobius, Dib and Zim, who was wearing handcuffs, walked into the meeting room of the freedom fighters headquarters, in where Sonic, Sally and Bunnie reacted with shock

Whats he doing out of his cage! Sonic asked angrily.

Zim and I worked out an agreement, weve decided to work together to get back to earth. Dib explained.

But I thought you two were enemies? Sally asked suspiciously.

Fools, youre primitive, tiny, furry brains clearly cant comprehend the amazingness of my alliance with the Dib, but Ill explain it to you since you asked! Zim scoffed. I have informed the Dib monkey that the wormhole is no longer in existence, and therefore in order to help me return to my mission on earth and finally leave this horrible planet! Zim said as he stuck his tongue out at the Mobians when he said horrible planet.

How do we he aint lying? Bunnie asked

Zims dumb, but hes not this dumb, he wouldnt just suddenly attack us and get captured for no reason, and he could probably fix his ship himself, and with the power cell he stole thered be nothing stopping him from getting to the wormhole again. Dib explained.

I still dont know, are you certain hes trustworthy? Sally asked.

You dare question the integrity of Zim? Zim yelled.

No, to be honest hes not, but Ill be sure to keep a close eye on him Miss Acorn! Dib said, as he and Zim shot glares at each other.

Sonic was about to open his mouth again, but before he could say anything, a loud whistling noise was heard, the sort made by a bomb.

Everyone get down! Sally yelled.

Everyone, except Zim who didnt know what was going on, quickly kneeled down and put their heads between their legs, Zim on the other hand wondered if this was some strange furry ritual that the Dib picked up on, but in the next few seconds he would regret not doing it as there was loud boom and Zim was thrown across the room.

My squeeggly spooge! Zim cried in out pain.

When Dib, Zim and the others got back up to their feet, they found that they hadnt been blown up, but everything around them had been tossed around by what seemed like a small earthquake, the went outside to see all the other Mobians crowding around a smoking crater with some strange metal wreckage in it.

The five of them went over to the crash site as well to see what had happened, and saw the remains of a crashed rocket in the crater, and suddenly a silhouette of a small, large headed figure with a small body started to emerge from the smoke, people gasped thinking it was some sort of alien invasion, the freedom fighters put up a defensive stance and prepared to attack the alien, but Zim and Dib recognized the figure.

And sure enough, an angry little overlander girl with purple hair came out of the smoke.

Gaz, what are you doing here, how did you get here! Dib asked.

Gaz made no response, other than to lunge at her brother and beat him in a horrible fashion, which made Zim very happy to see.

Meanwhile, back on earth, a huge parade was going on in Presidentland, and on the main float with all the crowds attention on his, wearing a crown and sitting on his throne, was Minimoose, still in his Zim disguise.

Squee! Minimoose said.

In honour of your great achievements today young Mr. Zim, I give you this award of excellence and the title hero of earth for saving the planet from that horrible invading army of angry, radioactive, exploding, mutant beaver people! Presidentman announced.

AHHAHAH, MAKE LOVE TO ME ZIM! A random fan girl in the crowd screamed, as she then proceeded to throw herself in front of Minimooses float, and then got herself crushed to death.

Squee! Minimoose said sadly.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

A/N: Please r/r, hoped you liked that chapter, Im sorry to all my fans that I havent updated any of stories yet, but I have had a lot of trouble with keeping up with my school work, and I may be failing English, anyway enjoy my stories, the stories of a depressed high school student whos a complete failure, enjoy!