A/N: Okay, this is my first post on this forum, and the first time i've ever done a sonic story, and yes it is based off the more recent issues of the archie comic series, i still haven't come up with a title so any suggestions for a title would be greatly appreciated.

Disclaimer: I dont own IZ or STH, please dont sue me.

Chapter 1

It was another perfectly normal day on earth, as normal as it gets anyway, and somewhere in someplace, at some undisclosed city, there stood a green house with a pink roof, with green lawn nomes guarding the house, you could occasionally hear the voice of a certain huge headed boy screaming AAHHH, ROBOT NOMES!!!!! while trying get into the house.

And in that house there was a little robot named Gir who was eating tacos with a pig.

Come on pig, eat up, tacos are good, especially pork tacos, TACOS!!!! Gir screamed.

While Gir tried to force the pig to perform an act of cannibalism, down in the deep, dark bowls of the house, the Irken invader Zim was now speaking to his leaders, the Almighty Tallests.

My Tallest, earths infiltration continues to go smoothly and on schedule as I continue my ever subtle and silent infiltration of earths smelly population! Zim saluted.

The Tallests, not actually paying attention, were at the time enjoying snacks and reading comic books.

Yeah, yeah, thats great Zim, I see youre hard at work in a new disguise. Tallest Red said as he saw Zim wearing an oversized human head, a bib over his torso saying I heart mother earth and was wearing two over sized over mitts that looked like hamsters.

Yes my Tallests, and on a more intriguing note I have found a strange special anomaly forming in the earths atmosphere, it looks like the beginnings of a wormhole, but it is growing at an exponential rate, far too fast to be a natural occurrence, as if something is generating it artificially! Zim said seriously.

Uh huh, yeah, thats great, wormhole, yeah, neat. Tallest Purple said as he had his mouth full of cotton candy.

As stated in the Invaders manual, I shall treat this anomaly as a possible threat and possibly and alien weapon, and am now conduct a system wide scan to detect any sort of technology responsible for this anomaly! Zim said.

You know Zim, were not really interested. Tallest Red said.

You shall receive a full report by tomorrow! Zim said.

The transmission ended.

Heh heh, the Tallests and their strange sense of humour, it is unfortunate that they dont have my AMAZING comedic skills! Zim exclaimed.

Meanwhile, several blocks away, in a tall, dark blue house surrounded by an electric fence, there was a boy with an oddly sized head that was of large proportions, was in the garage working on an alien space ship.

DIB!!! A purple haired goth girl with purple hair said as she come out of the front door. Come and get your lunch, we need your approval code! Gaz said.

Just a minute Gaz, Im still trying to get Taks ship to work again, but it would still go faster if you just tell me how you managed to do it last Christmas? Dib asked.

Oh let me do it! Gaz said impatiently.

Gaz pushed Dib out of the way, hopped into the cockpit and started to tinker around, and in a few seconds the ship was powered up.

Wow, thats amazing, how did you manage to get it to work?! Dib asked.

Lunch now! Gaz said as she grabbed Dib and dragged him into the house.

Later on, back in Zims lab, the short Irken was continuing his scans.

Sir, no technology on the planet has been detected that is capable of creating the wormhole anomaly, let alone enough energy needed to generate the anomaly in question! The computer said.

Then it must be something else, from one of my enemies, but who, Tak, the Naga, the Planet Jackers, Sizz Lorr, anyone of them could be responsible for this new threat! Zim said.

Sir, even if they were in the sector, there is no evidence to suggest that they have that kind of technology, not even the Irken Empire has developed artificial wormhole technology. The computer stated.

SILENCE, DO NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY GENIOUSNESS, NOW GET SCANNING!!! Zim yelled angrily.

Yes sir. The computer said in an annoyed tone of voice.

Meanwhile, back at Dibs house, the two siblings had finished their lunch.

Ugh, those refried beans might not the best Ive ever had, but theyre better than baloney and relish day at the skool cafeteria! Dib said lazily, his stomach stuffed beans.

Gaz got up from the table and walked back to her room, playing her game slave 2.

Hey Gaz, arent you going to tell me about how you got the ship to work? Dib asked.

I only have four more levels until I finish this game Dib, go figure it out on your own, you are supposed to be the alien expert in the family, not me! Gaz said as she walked away.

Just then dib heard a beeping sound from his room, he got up from the table and went there and found that the beeping was his computer telling he was receiving a video message from someone, Dib clicked on the flashing icon on his screen to see a darkened face on the screen.

Greetings agent Moth Man. The figure said.

Hello agent Dark Booty. Dib said.

I think you should see this! Dark Booty said.

Another video window popped up on Dibs screen, it was a shot of a wormhole forming.

Is that? Dib asked.

Yes Moth Man, its a wormhole coming into formation, but this one isnt normal, it seems that the process is much faster than normal, as if sped up by some alien means, we are keeping tabs on it, we at the swollen eyeballs thought you should be informed. Dark Booty said.

Wait, agent Dark Booty, do you remember that alien space ship I told you about?! Dib asked.

Yes, what about it? Dark Booty asked.

I finally got it working again, I can use it to go into space and take readings of the wormhole! Dib said.

Excellent agent Moth Man, I look forward to your report! Dark Booty said before he signed out.

Dib shut down his desktop, and picked up his laptop from his bed, he quickly rushed back outside to the garage.

Dib, where are you going?! Gaz asked as she stepped outside.

Into space Gaz, what a great way to test out a space ship than with scanning an alien anomaly, I mean really, is there anything better, really?! Dib asked.

Just dont be late for dinner, I swear if you make me wait for a meal again, I will drag you down into a horrifying nightmare from which there is now return!! Gaz said threateningly.

Okay. Dib said nervously.

Dib pressed the button for the anti gravity engine of the ship and it started to float, he pressed another button and the hatch closed, and then using the arrow like symbols on the touch screen, the ship accelerated and flew into the sky and soon reached the stratosphere.

Heh, this isnt so hard, now to start collecting data! Dib said as he set up his laptop and plugged it into a port on the ship computer.

Meanwhile, back at Zims lab.

Sir, an Irken Spittle Runner has been detected leaving earths atmosphere! The computer said.

What, show me! Zim yelled.

The computer screen showed the spittle runner as it slowly moved into outer space.

Thats Taks ship!! Zim said.

No Irken life signs detected, human life signs detected, most likely pilot candidate is Dib! The computer said.

DIB, that filthy little earth stink monkey, how dare he try to attack me with Irken technology, hes the one behind this all, I shouldve known!!! Zim exclaimed.

Sir, that makes no sense at all. The computer said.

Do not get in the way of me being a genius!!!! Zim yelled angrily. Prepare my ship, I will intercept the Dib monkey myself!! Zim said.

Yes sir. The computer said.

Gir, get to the Voot cruiser, now! Zim yelled into a microphone.

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, Gir was now busy stuffing tacos into the mouth of a comatose pig, until he heard Zims command, he suddenly stopped.

I gotta go pig, Ill see you later. Gir said as he backed off.

He continued to stare at the pig.

I GOTTA GO PIG, ILL YA LATER!!! Gir yelled as he flew away with his rocket jets on his feet, which in turn caused the flames from the jets to burn his pig friend very severely.

A little later, Gir joined Zim in the Voot cruiser.

What are we doing? Gir asked.

Gir, today we will finally get rid of that large headed stink filth! Zim said.

Who? Gir asked.

Dib. Zim sighed.

Oooh, but I liked him, his head smelled like a puppy! Gir said.

The roof of Zims split apart and the Voot cruiser lifted off and quickly went into space.

Near the forming wormhole, Dibs Spittle runner was taking readings of the anomaly.

Wow, this things developing so fast, it could open any minute now, I wonder whats on the other side, oh god I hope its not that moose room again! Dib said to himself.

Dibs train was interrupted when he felt the ship shake.

Whats happening?! Dib yelled.

Red light filled the cockpit and alarms started to sound, Dib felt the ship rumble again and saw another ship flew past him, he knew who it was.

Zim! Dib said.

Zims image appeared on a small part of the computer screen.

Hello Dib, I see that you were in the middle of adding the finishing touches to your secret weapon to destroy me! Zim said smugly.

What are you talking about you psycho, I havent even done anything to you yet!! Dib said.

LIAR, Im fully aware about your wormhole weapon, and now I shall finally put an end to your interference in my mission!! Zim said.

Zims image disappeared from the screen and Zims Voot took another shot at Dib, Dib panicked and quickly used the controls to roll the ship out of the way, just missing Zims projectiles.

Dib quickly put full power to the accelerator and his ship quickly zipped past Zim.

Insolent human, thinks he can outmanoeuvre me, who does he think he is?! Zim yelled angrily as he pushed the ship to accelerate and chase after Dib.

The momentum from this sudden change so great that it caused Gir be knocked off the top of the pilot seat and slam into the back of the Voot.

WWAAAAH!!! Gir cried.

Soon both ships were chasing each other, Zim closing in and Dib erratically moving about in an effort to avoid him, all the while taking pot shots at him.

Gah, this is no good, I have to make a stand, firing controls, firing controls, where are the firing controls?!? Dib yelled.

Dib started randomly pushing buttons causing the ship to stop and spin around extremely quickly, causing Dib to start to feel nauseous, Zim stopped in front of Dibs ship; he locked onto his target and prepared to fire.

Now Dib, I will finish you and finally be rid of you and your wretched gigantic head of filthiness!! Zim yelled.

Dib hit the brakes and the ship stopped right in front of Zims Voot, he saw Zim charging his weapons, panicking, Dib quickly pressed a red button with a fiery symbol on it, luckily it turned out this was the fire control and shot two shots at Zims Voot cruiser causing it to lose stability, stopping Zim from charging his weapons.

Argh, cheating human, how dare he fight back!! Zim yelled.

Dib quickly flew away and Zim quickly chased after him, the two got into a dogfight, both ships flying at high speeds, shooting at each other as they swooped, looped, spun, dodged, rolled, and used every move they could think of to avoid each other, all the while Gir was in Zims Voot going WHEEE, IM GONNA BE SICK!!!!

However suddenly their dogfight was interrupted as their ships suddenly stopped dead in space, no matter much they tried, their engines wouldnt respond, they felt momentum as if they were being pulled towards something, they looked out windows to see that the wormhole had formed, and it was now dragging them in.

NO, this isnt supposed to be happening, wormholes arent supposed to do this?!?! Dib said.

Blast you, you accursed earth monkey, but at least if I have to die, then at least Ill have the pleasure of knowing youre going down with me!! Zim said.

Hooray, were doomed!!! Gir cheered.

The two ships were sucked into the mouth of the wormhole, travelling at high speeds through the bright blue tunnel.

Please not the moose room, please not the moose room, please not the moose room!! Dib prayed.

Soon the wormhole spit the two ships out and the mouth of the wormhole closed up behind them, and the two ships found themselves getting closer towards a blue and green planet.

Oh good, were back home, wait, since when did earth have continents like those?! Dib asked himself.

The two pilots tried to start their engines again so they could continue their fight, but they found that their engines would still not respond, which was very bad as they were now plummeting towards the planet.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! All three screamed in unison.

Meanwhile, down on the surface of the planet, in a small village located in the middle of a forest, it was populated not with humans, but alien animals that walked on two feet, and in the middle of the village, lying on a hammock was a blue hedgehog, looking up at the sky.

Ah, this is the best, just chilling, nothing weird going on, no mystery hedgehogs, robots or crazy fan girls, a nice quiet afternoon on Mobius, with absolutely nothing, hey, since when do shooting stars happen in broad daylight?! Sonic asked.

Unfortunately for Sonic, the fiery streak in the sky wasnt a shooting star, but an alien vessel, and it was coming right for him.

Everyone, run for your lives!!!! Sonic yelled.

Sonic quickly took hold of two small children he found next to him, while the rest of the Mobians ran for their lives and took shelter in their homes, the ship then crashed to the ground, creating a huge crater in the middle of the once serene village.

The blue hedgehog cautiously approached the purple spacecraft; he had never seen a vessel like it so he assumed it wasnt another of Robotniks contraptions.

Suddenly the hatch of the ship slowly started open, he put his arms up in defensive stance, but was unprepared for what happened next.

A large headed, screaming overlander boy was shot out of the spaceship and crashed, face first, into a hut, leaving him unconscious, and the Mobians bewildered.

Meanwhile, in another part of Mobius, another alien ship had crashed into a gigantic urban centre, tearing holes through skyscrapers, and causing mass destruction, robots cleared away rubble, and soon reached the crater where they found the source of the destruction.

The doctor must be informed about this immediately! The head robot said.

Suddenly, there was a rustling noise coming from the ship, a small green alien and a smaller robot stood up from the wreckage, the robots seemed shocked by this, even though they didnt actually have faces, they moved back a little.

What?! Zim asked.

New target acquired, stun and capture, the doctor will want to study them! The lead robot said.

The robots each raised an arm towards Zim, a small shotgun like weapon popped out.

WHAT, you dare aim weapons towards the great Zim, do you have any idea who I am?! Zim asked angrily.

The robots ignored him and fired their guns.

MY SKULL, MY PRECIOUS SKULL!!!! Zim yelled, and then everything went blank.

Later on, back in knothole village Dib lay on a bed in a hut, he was unconscious and watched carefully by three others in the room.

Well doc, what do you make of him? Sonic asked.

Well, so far Ive determined that hes an overland child with a bump on his head, an unusually large head mind you. Doctor Quack, the duck in the doctors coat said.

That still doesnt explain why he was in that ship that crashed down here! Sally, the squirrel in the blue coat and boots said.

I dont know what to tell you your highness, as far as I can tell hes just a regular overlander, with a big head, I suppose youll just have to ask him when he wakes up. Doctor Quack said.

The doctor then left the building, leaving Sonic and Sally to watch over their new guest.

Look at him, hes so young, he looks about Tails age. Sonic said.

I hope hes not dangerous or anything, the last thing I need are my parents coming home and finding that the village got blown to smithereens while they were away! Sally groaned.

Meanwhile, in a cell somewhere in the depths of Robotropolis, Zim woke up to find himself in that cell and a found a tall dark figure standing in front of him.

Who are you? Zim asked.

I am. The figure started.

Who are you?! Zim interrupted.

I am! The figure started.

Who are you?!? Zim interrupted yet again.

I AM!!! The figure tried to state.

WHO ARE YOU!?!?! Zim yelled.

The figure just stood there and stared blankly at the Irken.

I AM DR. EGGMAN!!!!!! The figure boomed.

Eh, why didn't you just say so in the first place!? Zim said.

A vein started to pop out of Eggmans forehead.

Now who are you exactly? Zim asked.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

A/N: Please r/r, hope you all enjoyed that, this is my first shot at either an IZ or STH fan fic, so please dont be too cruel to me if I dont get the characters exactly right, now would you believe the hardest part about this story is deciding what the title should be?

PS sorry to all you Sonic fans if this story seems a little Zim biased, but Ill try to even it out in later chapters.