INVASION MOBIUS

Disclaimer: I dont own IZ or STH, please dont sue me.

Chapter 2

RELEASE ME, RELEASE ME AT ONCE VILE EGG BEAST, LESS YOU WISH TO INVOKE THE WRATH OF THE IRKEN ELITE!!!!! Zim yelled angrily.

His angry could be heard all the way through Robotniks fortress, from his cell all the way up to Robotniks labs.

Wretched little green insect, does his lungs know no bounds?! Robotnik asked himself.

Robotnik looked back on his worktable to see his new small prize, a deactivated Gir.

You my lovely are going to tell all I want to know, all the secrets you must possess, the advanced alien technologies you must have in you, Im salivating at the thought of it! Robotnik said to himself.

Robotnik took an electric probe device and used it to gently pry open the hatch on Girs head, and then inserted in deeper into Girs head, the probe touched something inside the little robots head causing Gir to twitch, and then his aqua coloured eyes lit up and he quickly jumped up and looked at Robotnik.

Hello there little one, youre going to tell me all your secrets! Robotnik said sinisterly.

MOUSTACHE!!!!! Gir screamed.

Gir jumped onto the back of Robotniks head, pulled on his moustache like they were reins and rode Robotnik as if he were a horse . or pig.

GAAAHH, get off you little piece of!! Robotnik yelled.

PIGGY!!! Gir yelled.

Meanwhile, back in knothole, Dib slowly regained consciousness, he opened his eyes but his vision was blurred, he saw what appeared to be a female figure watching over him, he didnt recognize it, and he knew it couldnt be Gaz.

Well, well, look whos awake, you gave us quite a scare there sugah! The female figure said with a southern accent.

Huh, who are you?! Dib asked.

Dibs vision started to clear, to see a bunny girl, a literal female bunny, sitting next to him, with a robotic arm and robotic legs, given the current situation Dib did what he would do in such a situation, he panicked.

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Dib screamed.

Whats going on in here?! Sonic asks as he and Sally come into the hut.

AAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Dib yells.

And during Dibs bout and irrational screaming which both annoyed and frightened the citizens of Knothole, in Robotropolis Zim continued to pace around his cell trying to assess the situation.

This is all Dibs fault, that wretched little dirt child, he trapped me on this horrible planet with that horrible egg stink, he probably set this all up, oh he will pay, he will pay!!! Zim ranted. His ship crashed here too, that must mean hes still on this planet, if I can find my ship, I can leave this wretched place and the Dib stink with it, and then when I return, I will destroy this wretched dirt ball as soon as Im done with the earth!! Zim thought.

Suddenly, the door at the end of the hallway opened, and Robotnik walked through it, and went right to Zims cell.

Your little robot wasnt as advanced as I had assumed! Robotnik said.

Girs more advanced than anything you have on this wretched little planet vile egg stink!! Zim yelled.

Listen you, you crash into my city, destroy my property, you should be lucky I havent robotized you already!! Robotnik said angrily.

You dare threaten me, do you know who I am, I am ZIM, Irken invader Zim, you dare to tangle with the fury of the Irken Empire!?! Zim yelled.

I will find out your secrets little man, one way or another, if not from you and that little robot of yours then I will get what I need from your ship!! Robotnik threatened.

Robotnik turned around and quickly stormed out of the room.

My ship, he dares to soil my precious Voot with his filthy meats of filth, this is unacceptable, I will not allow this to happen! Zim thought THE TIME HAS COME FOR MY AMAZING ESCAPE!!!! Zim exclaimed.

Zims pak opened up and his holographic communication stretched out in front of him, it activated and projected a picture of Gir.

GIR, the time has come for us to leave this place, find the Voot and meet me there, I will not allow myself to be beaten by egg shaped stink beast of lip hair! Zim said.

Aw, but I want to stay here, the egg man said hed turn me to scrap, and I like scrap! Gir said.

If you do what I say, Ill give you all snacks we have in the snack pods! Zim said.

Including the takitos? Gir asked.

Yes Gir. Zim said.

And the tacos? Gir asked.

Yes! Zim said.

And my rubber piggies? Gir asked.

YES GIR!! Zim said impatiently.

YES MY MASTER, I OBEY!!! Gir said suddenly shifting into duty mode.

Zim turned off his holographic communicator and put it back into his pak.

Meanwhile, in a different part of Robotniks fortress, Gir was locked inside a very small cage; in a room guarded by many swat bots, Gir placed his own holographic communicator back into his head, and then changed back into his normal mode, and then he started to shake violently.

TACOS!!!! Gir screamed.

Girs jets then fired up, and the force on his feet propelled him upwards with such force that he busted right through the top of his cage.

PIGGY!!! Gir yelled in mid-air.

Emergency, prisoner has escaped, repeat prisoner has escaped! The swat bot said.

Unfortunately for that particular swat bot, he only finished just in time for Gir to ram into his chest, knock him towards a wall, and then bust his way right through his chest and out the other side of said wall, and on the other side Gir flew through the corridors screaming TAKITOS at the top of his robotic lungs and making pig noises all the way.

Meanwhile, back in Zims cell.

And now using my AMAZING STRENGTH, I will free myself from the cell of the wretched egg thing put me in, NO ONE CAPTURES INVADER ZIM!!! Zim exclaimed.

Zim grabbed onto two prison bars in front of him and tried to bend them with all his strength, unfortunately that no effect whatsoever.

After a few minutes of pulling and grunting Zim gave up, and instead his pak opened up and he used a giant chainsaw that came out of it to slice the bars in half, and as the bars came down, Zim victoriously marched out of his cell and cried VICTORY FOR ZIM!!

Meanwhile, back in Knothole, Dib was once again unconscious, only now he was tied to a chair.

Did you really have to knock him out?! Sally asked.

Hey, the kid was bugging me, you wanna have him screaming right next to you with these ears? Bunnie asked pointing to her somewhat sensitive rabbit ears.

Mmm, wha?! Dib groaned as he slowly woke up and found himself surrounded by Sonic, Sally and Bunnie.

AAH! Dib yelled.

Put a sock in it! Bunnie scolded as she slapped Dib on the back on the head.

Who are you people, where am I, what happened to my ship, and why do I smell of ham?! Dib asked.

For your information, were Mobians, this is the kingdom of Knothole on the planet Mobius, and you little man dont smell any different than any other overlander. Sally said.

What are you talking about, wait, I remember, I crashed into the planet and then, ZIM!! Dib exclaimed.

The three Mobians looked at Dib with looks of bewilderment.

Zim, he crashed down to the planet with me, he must still be here, if I can fix my ship and get back through the wormhole and back to earth, I can leave him here where he can stew in his own evil, but if I do, hell just conquer this planet, and then Id be responsible, but then if I stop him here where he cant do that thing with his doom and robot and stuff! Dib ranted.

The Mobians looked at the boy with fear now.

Look, I know this must seem really weird to you, but you have to believe me, I came from another planet, and I crashed here after my ship was damaged after going through a wormhole, and so did Zim, hes an evil alien whos trying to conquer my planet and now hes here and hell do the same here if I dont stop him!! Dib explained.

The Mobians just stared at him.

You dont believe me, do you? Dib asked.

Oh, we believe you, its just we werent expecting you to have a story like that. Sally said.

Well, we have heard weirder, just look at old buttnik! Sonic said.

Look, all I want is to fix my ship, stop Zim from whatever hes doing now and get back home, I promise as soon as thats all, I promise Ill stay out of your fur! Dib said.

What do you think Sal? Bunnie asked.

Well, if you can promise not to cause any trouble I guess its alright, just try not to get in my way, I have kingdom to run! Sally said.

And dont scream anymore, mah ears can only take so much! Bunnie said as she untied Dib.

Dib got up from his chair and rubbed his wrists, Bunnie and Sally left the hut, leaving Sonic with Dib, Sonic went up to the young human and put his hand on his shoulder and smiled at him.

Hey little guy, dont let those two get you down, theyre just under the weather right now. Sonic said.

Thanks, could I please see my ship now, I really do have to get back home! Dib said.

Okay, follow me then, by the way Im Sonic the Hedgehog! Sonic said.

As Dib and Sonic walked out of the hut and made their way into the building where Dibs ship was, back in Robotropolis, Zim was with his own ship.

In a the middle of a hanger like room, the Voot cruiser sat on a pedestal in the centre of the room, and in the cockpit of the Voot was Zim fiddled with the controls.

Suddenly, Gir crashed through a wall and flew into the Voot cockpit and sat next to Zim.

You get my Takitos yet? Gir asked.

Zim sighed and handed Gir a bag of Takitos, which he then proceeded to devour whole.

Not so fast bug! Robotnik said.

Zim looked to the source of the voice to see Robotnik and a squad of com-bots with him standing in the doorway.

Fool, you dare to try and stop me, well laugh now, laugh and frolic in your vile hairy fatness of meat, I leave this planet now, but I will return one day to fire the first shot of the organic sweep at this planet, and when I do, Ill be aiming at your big bald head of fatty fatness of egg stink!! Zim exclaimed.

Piggy! Gir squeals as he finds his rubber piggy behind Zims chair.

The screen closed over the cockpit and the Voot started to hover off the ground, then the thrusters started up and the Voot zoomed to the roof and smashed through the ceiling, and through the hole, Eggman was infuriated as he could hear Zim and Girs laughing in the distance.

Meanwhile up in the air, several hundred miles above Robotropolis, the Voot cruiser flew away.

We made it Gir, were free of that wretched Eggman thing, and now we can return to earth, and when we do we will seal this wormhole off and ensure the Dib monkey never bothers us again! Zim said.

Aw, but I liked him, he smelled like a puppy! Gir said.

Meanwhile, flying straight for Zims Voot was Charmy the Bee, humming a jaunty tune similar to the one from everyones favourite little death bee from earth, you know the one.

Mwahahahha, oh Im funny! Zim laughed to himself.

Suddenly an alarm went off in the cockpit.

Eh, what, no, its not possible, it cant be! Zim said.

And then the Voot collided with Charmys head, and with one small tap, the Voot burst into flames and fell to the ground, leaving poor confused Charmy scratching the back of his head, then once again flying about his merry way.

WAAAAHHH!!!! Gir and Zim screamed as they plummeted to their fiery doom.

Meanwhile, back in Knothole, Dib walked through the village of Mobians, he saw that many of the Mobians stared at him, sometimes looking at with curiosity and shock, most times giving him dirty looks.

I dont think the people here like me. Dib said.

Oh, dont mind them, they just arent used to seeing overlanders is all. Sonic said.

Overlanders? Dib asked.

Huh, oh thats right, youre an alien, well on this planet overlanders are people that look a like your people, except their heads are smaller. Sonic said.

Wait, there are humans on this planet too?! Dib asked.

Humans, oh I guess thats what your species is called, well on this planet we do have these people called overlanders, theyre a lot like you humans, according to the doctor, youre almost exactly alike except for the head thing, I guess that makes you guys smarter than ol buttnik! Sonic chuckled.

Uh, thanks I guess, what are these overlanders like anyway? Dib asked.

Well, you dont usually see them because they close themselves off from the rest of Mobius, theyre pretty okay for the most part, except for doctor Robotnik that is! Sonic said.

You talk about this Robotnik guy a lot, who is he anyway? Dib asked.

Him, hes just a loser, a would be tyrant who tries to take over the planet, but we here at Knothole usually beat him back pretty good, youre only going to be hear a short while so I wouldnt worry about him if I were you, and if he does try something, Ill be here to stop him! Sonic bragged.

Okay then. Dib said flatly. This guys ego is almost as big as Zims! Dib thought.

The two then reached a hut with a lot of noises and sparks coming from inside.

Well, here we are, weve got a couple of guys working on fixing your ship, come on in and meet them! Sonic said as he opened the door.

Sonic opened the door to reveal to Dib that his Spittle Runner was being worked on by two mechanics, a large purple walrus with yellow cap on his head and two tailed fox.

Id like you to meet Tails and Rotor, theyre the ones whore going to help get you back home! Sonic said.

Hi, so youre the alien, they told me you had a big head, but wow!! Tails gasped.

Nice to meet you, whats your name exactly? Rotor asked.

Dib. Dib said.

Nice to meet you Dib. Rotor said as he shook Dibs hand.

Uh nice to meet you too, thanks for helping fix my ship, but do you know what youre doing exactly? Dib asked.

Hey now, were not a space fairing alien race like you but were doing our best! Tails said defensively.

Its okay Miles, Dibs got a point, this ship is really complex and Im having trouble finding which piece fits where, but now that youre awake maybe you could help us out, wed really appreciate if you could also give us a few pointers on how your technology works, its way ahead of anything Robotnik has and we could probably use it to down Robotropolis! Rotor said.

Well, from Ive heard about this Robotnik guy, he does sound pretty bad, and since youre going to help, I guess I can show you some of my incredible knowledge of science and technology! Dib exclaimed.

Ugh, hes just like Sonic. Rotor thought.

Meanwhile, in the woods not too far from Knothole, Zim and Gir crawled out of the smoking Voot, which had extinguished itself thanks to the emergency extinguisher system that are aboard all Irken ships, yes even Zims.

Woo, that was fun, I wanna ride again!! Gir laughed.

Why, even here, I am haunted by those wretched bees, I swear to the lord of snacks Gir, one day I will amass a fleet of mighty warships, and I will wipe out every last planet that dares to give refuge to those accursed death bees!! Zim ranted.

Zim looked back at his ship to see that it was now more damaged than ever before, and front of the ship lay a glowing pink rod that was broken in two.

Just our luck, to make matters worse the ships fuel cell was destroyed in the crash, do you have any idea what this means Gir?! Zim asked.

Yes, wait, no! Gir said.

It means now we cant leave this place, the Voot wont work without a fuel cell, unless we can find a replacement! Zim said.

Zims holographic projector once again came out of his pak and showed him a holographic map; it also placed a blinking pink light on the northwestern part of the map.

There, a compatible fuel cell, in the middle of what looks like some kind of settlement, looks primitive too, but what would an Irken fuel cell be doing in such a primitive, wait, the Dib the must be there, ooh I hate him! Zim said angrily.

Zim put his holographic project back into his pak and took out his contact lenses and wig.

No matter, if the human natives of this planet is as dumb as those on earth, then well be able to get that fuel from Dib with no one suspecting a thing! Zim says, putting on his brilliant/pathetic disguise and assuming the population of Mobius are all human like Robotnik.

But what about the ship, if we leave it, wont someone steal my piggies, I WUV MY PIGGIES!!! Gir cried, now in his dog suit.

Hmm, you do raise a good point Gir, we should hide the ship, but the cloaking device was damaged in the crash, well have to find something to hide the ship, but what? Zim asked himself.

Gir walked over to a tree and picked up a branch off the ground, the branch was old and had very leaves on it, Gir placed onto the Voot, which hid nothing at all.

ITS GENIUS, now with the Voot properly concealed, it is time to take back the fuel cell and destroy the Dib! Zim said.

A little later, Mobians were enjoying the day in Knothole; children were frolicking, birds singing, adults watching in contentment, it was probably the ideal moment when everything on the planet was peaceful and content, but then it was suddenly shattered, when all eyes went towards the entrance of the village, staring at a green dog and a green boy.

Hello strange inhabitants of this strange village, I am a normal human worm baby come to, gah!! Zim stopped when he got a good look at the people of village.

WAH, AAH, AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Zim screamed in horror.

This scene caused the Mobians to stare at him with fear and confusion.

IM NORMAL!!! Zim yelled as he hugged Gir and then ran off.

A little later, Dib, Tails and Rotor were all working together on Taks ship, and having a great deal of trouble just trying to find how to make it work.

I thought you said you knew how it works!? Rotor asked.

I did, I guess, but when I said I knew how to fix what I really meant was that my sister knows how to fix it! Dib said.

Wow, she must be smart then. Tails said.

Yeah, I guess she is. Dib said, starting to feel a little home sick.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Ill get it. Dib said.

Dib went to open the door, but as he turned the knob and slowly opened the door, Zim stormed through it and pushed Dib onto the ground.

Zim!! Dib yelled.

Now Dib, now you hand over the fuel cell, or feel my wrath! Zim said.

Hey, its that guy Dib kept talking about while we were working! Tails said.

Ah, evil furries!! Zim screamed in horror.

Zim quickly activated his spider legs, which emerged from his pak and formed huge cannons on the end of their legs, Zims cannons opened fire on Tails and Rotor, who hid behind the ship to avoid his blasts.

Sonic, HELP!!! Tails yelled.

You cant get your horrible friends to help you sad little dog monster, I have Gir guarding the entrance to this place, no one can get in or out! Zim said.

Meanwhile, right outside the hut, Gir was standing right outside the door, just staring into space, not really paying attention to anything until.

Hey there little fella, whatcha doing? A sweet sugary voice asked.

Gir looked up to see a yellow mongoose, who Sonic fans will know goes by the name of Mina.

Hey there little guy, you look kind of lonely, maybe youd like to come my place, Ive got some candy back home and maybe we could find your mommy. Mina said kindly.

Mmm, I likes candy! Gir squealed.

And so Mina and Gir ran off to eat candy together, despite this happy act children, never go off with a stranger who offers you candy, unless youre a super powered alien robot, in which case go for it.

And back to Zim.

Now Dib, now feel that wrath of ZIM!! Zim said, now standing on his spider legs.

Dib started to shiver with fear at what the alien would do, then suddenly, Zim jumped over him and went straight to the ship; he quickly went to the cockpit, pressed a series of buttons on the control panel, this caused a small spot on the back of the ship to glow and then open up, and out came an Irken fuel cell which Zim quickly grabbed.

I AM ZIM!!! Zim declared.

Zim then ran past Dib and jumped out of the hut by kicking the door down.

I have the fuel cell, now we can leave Gir and get to, Gir? Zim said once he noticed Gir had disappeared.

Not so fast Zim!! Dib said as he tackled Zim from behind.

Meanwhile at Minas house, a hungry Gir scarfed down a huge bowl of candy.

Wow, you mustve been really hungry little guy, I havent seen you around here before, who are your parents? Mina asked.

Oh, my master and me came through a giant swirly hole, like a toilet, and then we fell from the sky, and I saw a giant egg monkey and got me a moustache ride, and then I got to dance around NAKED, and then we all flew away on a rocket of flaming cheese, I LIKES CHEESE!!!! Gir exclaimed.

Well, thats quite a story, you have a pretty weird imagination little guy, but I guess that makes you special. Mina said as she patted Girs head.

Aw, Im special. Gir said.

Suddenly, an erect object started to protrude from Girs head, and suddenly antennae sprouted out from the little dogs head and caused the hood to fall away to reveal to Mina that Gir wasnt a little baby Mobian, but actually a little baby robot.

EEK, its one of Eggmans robots!! Mina screamed.

Girs antennae then projected a hologram in front of him, it was Zim.

Gir, help me, we need to escape now! Zim said.

Youre not going to get away with this one Zim! Dib said as he pushed Zims head back.

Get away from me you filthy little earth stink! Zim yelled.

Yes my master! Gir said as he shifted into duty mode.

Gir lowered his antennae and zipped his doggy head back up, Gir fired up his rockets and flew out the closest window, leaving Mina shocked and frightened.

And back in front of the hanger hut, Dib and Zim continued to wrestle, until suddenly a green blur rammed into Dib and flew back to Zim.

Good Gir, now it is time for our amazing escape!! Zim said dramatically as he jumped onto Girs back, with fuel cell in hand, and the two zoomed off.

Zim and flew through knothole, screaming and laughing all the way, crashing through homes, flying through parks and playgrounds, and hitting many innocent bystanders along the way.

When they reached the outskirts of Knothole, Zim pulled back on Girs ears, which caused them to fly up into the sky.

Weve made it Gir, were finally safe! Zim said triumphantly.

As they flew high up into the sky, they were quickly knocked back down to the ground by a blue blur.

Gir and Zim, now on the ground, and thankfully for them the fuel was undamaged by the crash, Zim and Gir slowly got back up to their feet.

What was that?! Zim asked.

I dont know who you are bub, but you picked a wrong place to rob! Sonic said as he suddenly appeared in front of them.

Oh no, Dibs sent some kind of blue, blobby, spiky, monster demon after us, what in the name of dooky are you are you supposed to be?! Zim asked, obviously confused.

My name is Sonic the Hedgehog, and you just crossed my bad side, not a good move, tearing your way through my home town like you just did! Sonic said.

Very well then you hedgy demon, hog beast, you wish to challenge the power of Zim, then get a load of this, GIR ATTACK MODE!! Zim yelled.

SANDWICH!!! Gir screamed as he undid his doggy hood his head opened up.

And with that, Gir shot a sandwich out of his head at Sonic, and unfortunately for the hedgehog, he was too surprised to dodge the attack, which resulted in the collision with the alien sandwich knocking through a tree.

VICTORY FOR ZIM!!! Zim yelled.

Zim and Gir then ran off leaving Sonic unconscious on the ground.

Later on, Sonic started to wake up to see Sally, Tails and Dib standing over him.

Ugh, what hit me? Sonic asked rubbing his head.

This sandwich! Tails said as he held up Girs projectile.

Sonic what happened to you? Sally asked as she helped Sonic back to his feet.

Ugh, I remember going after that pair of crazy green kids, and then one of them threw a sandwich at me, the little one has a really good arm!! Sonic groaned.

That was no kid, that was Zim and his freakish little robot, he broke into the hut where we doing the repairs, he attacked us and stole something out the ship, some kind of battery thing, and now without the ship wont work at all! Dib exclaimed.

Zim, you told us about him earlier, didnt you?! Sally asked.

Uh, yeah, werent you paying attention? Dib asked.

Sally got angry and grabbed Dib by his collar and looked him in the eyes with eyes of horrible doom.

You will tell me everything you know about this Zim little man, I dont take kindly to troublemakers in my kingdom!! Sally growled.

Okay! Dib squeaked.

Later, in another part of the great forest, Zim had finally installed the new fuel cell.

Finally Gir, I have completed all the repairs with my superior mechanical skills, now we can finally leave this awful dirtball filled those horrible furry animals, especially that one blue one that smelled like pork and chili! Zim said.

Aw, but I liked that yellow lady, and MONGEESE!!! Gir squealed.

Zim jumped into the Voots cockpit, closed the glass hatch and activated the engines, the boosters started up propelled the ship upward, and soon the Voot flew up into the sky and past the planets atmosphere into space, it flew away from the planet and near to the part space where the wormhole was supposed to be, then the Voot stopped and waited, but nothing happened, the swirling blue vortex didnt appear.

Wormholes normally last for years, centuries even, but this one was different, it formed within hours, and seemed to have disappeared in the same amount of time, this left Zim with one harsh realization, he was stuck here.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

A/N: Please r/r, sorry it took so long, been busy with school, anyway I hoped you liked that, and for all you Dib fans, sorry if he seems a little watered down, Ill try to make him more robust in the next chapter, also on that note I would appreciate if someone would help me with this fic as an advisor, must be a fan of both series and have extensive knowledge of the Archie Sonic comic series.

PS My fic can now be viewed on ffn here: www.fanfiction.net/s/2628955/1/

Reviews appreciated.