Introducing the new Sarcasm Detector Model 02! It's great for those who can't detect sarcasm in written text, especially when people like Rishi or Mr. Creosote over here say something without any indication of being sarcastic, and then laff in your face for it! Things like that wont happen to you EVER again when you have the Sarcasm Detector Model 02!
handsome men
(EPIC FAIL at attempt to convince us you're really a girl and not an idiotic alt of Rishi.)
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NAPT
If this law passes, Mr. Worker can't be fired for banging the boss' wife.
kalaripayattu
http://www.amazon.co.uk/White-Demon-Soundtrack-Album-Version/dp/B002S243B0
I hate twilight with a passion, but I just had to check out the killers song thats going to be on the soundtrack... :3
But I thought Simon's Quest was the best one!
Ensure that "Dc" is not configured in the "DnsAvoidRegisteredRecords" list, either through Group Policy or through the registry. Restart the Netlogon service. Verify that the DNS record "_ldap._tcp.dc._msdcs.<<DnsDomainName of the local DC>>", pointing to the local domain controller "<<FQDN of local DC>>", is registered in DNS.
Schmooka, what is your secret identity? Behind the mask that is the duke of potatos.
maha-siddhi
There's a certain couple that got reunited early because of Adam. In the original timeline they were separated for about seven years.
Can I get a shout from all the tea fans out there!
I'd be grateful if u could be more specific.
She felt her stomach tighten in an icy knot as memories flooded through her mind of being arrested nearly twenty years ago. Standing in the middle of the hall of the minimum security wing at the Empowered Citizen Facility, visibly upset upon seeing how the facility treated the prisoners. Watching drip after drip from a bag of clear liquid on an IV attached to the shell of a person contained in a full body straitjacket, curled up on their side on the floor of their cell. She couldn't even tell if they were sleeping or awake from the way their eyelids hung loosely against their glazed eyes. Feeling the ground shudder beneath her feet, pulling that psychologist chaperone of hers closer as the pristine tile floors cracked under their shoes. Seeing the fear and loathing in his eyes as he watched the dangerous woman who shielded him from her destruction… watching guards and nurses hurry through the halls, shrieking and shouting as they found the epicenter of the unnatural earthquake that threatened the very foundation of the facility. Even through all this, it was her own lack of energy that broke her concentration… feeling that stinging pain of falling to her knees, combined with the sharp stab of no less than five tranquilizer darts from the guards too terrified to approach her…
…feeling the world fade from her sight as she fought uselessly against the four or five pairs of hands that pinned her to the ground… hearing the alarms wailing, ringing, echoing in her flattened ears as the darts quickly stole her consciousness….
Navi swallowed hard, wrapping her arms tightly around her body and letting her panicked eyes dart across the mahogany interior of the elevator.
Cherry Hill
The URL for this image I posted in the "What are you listening to?" thread:
Hayate no Gotoku! - 3
When I focus on my fingers and something behind them at the same time, my fingers get surrounded by this finger-colored haze! Am I a mage?
Twiggysaurus replied 9 months, 1 week ago
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/ i hope the word "fact" doesnt scare anyone away