Fortunately, the stork arrived with a fresh batch of diapers and everyone was happy again.
Unfortunately, the stork was old and needed to find a female to reproduce with before he died.
Fortunately, the Yoshi that carried Baby Mario and Baby Wario there was female.
Unfortunately, the stork needed to find a female stork..... NOT a female Yoshi.
Fortunately, Yoshis can breed with a variety of organisms!
Unfortunately, one of the organisms Yoshis can't breed with are storks.
Fortunately, the stork simply decided to adopt.
Unfortunately, it took Baby Mario. It started to cry.
Fortunately, Baby Mario's tears were tears of joy.
Unfortunately, the sound effect is still one of hte most annoying things anyone's ever heard.
Fortunately, everyone in hearing range had a pair of earplugs.
Unfortunately, those earplugs were actually Bob-ombs.
Fortunately, they were pink Bob-Ombs, which are friendly and don't explode randomly like Black Bob-ombs.
Unfortunately, they're still bombs, and still had a fuse. Highly dangerous.
Fortunately, Tails, having overcome his bout of dizziness, flew after the stork and reclaimed Baby Mario, causing him to cease crying and everyone else to remove their bob-omb earplugs.
Unfortunately, Tails then dropped Baby Mario..... intentionally.
Fortunately, Yoshi was there to catch Baby Mario.
Unfortunately, Baby Mario soiled himself while falling.
Fortunately, there were still lots of clean diapers left.
Unfortunately, Yoshi was feeling hungry and ate all of those clean diapers.
Fortunately, Yoshi laid an egg soon after and the diapers were recovered.
Unfortunately, those diapers smelled like rotten eggs.
Fortunately, they would be wrapped over something that smelled even worse, so it's all good.
Unfortunately, there were still no clean diapers and the stork was gone for good.
Fortunately, a new stork had just arrived.
Unfortunately, this new stork was an ancient deity that explained that the diapers were actually ancient artifacts containing an ancient monster, and Eggman would be there soon to unleash it.
(Let's get away from the diapers already! lol) 
Fortunately, when Eggman unleashed that so-called 'ancient monster', he soon discovered (much to his chagrin), that it was actually just a giant diaper assuming the appearance of an ancient monster.
Unfortunately, the diaper was exactly Eggman's size.
Fortunately, Eggman was planning on making his buttocks slimmer.
Unfortunately, no such surgery exists.
Fortunately, no such surgery exists yet.
Unfortunately, this still does not solve the problem of Baby Mario's soiled behind.
Fortunately, there was a box of baby wipes nearby.
Unfortunately, Eggman's buttox sucked up the wipes.
Fortunately, Eggman turned out to be that Mechanical Eggman from S3&K so the baby wipes didn't get any bodily fluids or matter on them and were still usable...
Unfortunately, the Mechanical Eggman had oil in its systems, making the wipes indeed useless.
Fortunately, this was not as gross.
Unfortunately, Baby Mario just crapped his pants even more.
Fortunately, he's a newborn, so it's the "D'AWW LOOK AT THE POOPOO" non-stinky kind.
Unfortunately, there were angry bees in Baby Mario's feces which were still alive and had suddenly been awakened.
Fortunately, Tails happened to have some canned smoke to subdue them.
Unfortunately, the canned smoke only lasted 15 minutes.
Fortunately, these were 15 "Frieza" minutes, meaning it would last for hours upon hours.
Unfortunately, the smoke dissipated before the 15 "Frieza" minutes elapsed.
Fortunately, Tails had a pair of earplugs handy to tune out Baby Mario's wailing while he came up with some sort of bright new idea to solve this problem.
Unfortunately, these "earplugs" are nothing more than black bomb-ombs which will explode in less than three regular minutes.
Fortunately, the bomb-ombs were duds.
Unfortunately, everyone still suffered collision damage from touching them.
Fortunately, Tails had magic anime bandages that could cure anything.
Unfortunately, he didn't have quite enough to go around.
