Fortunately, the wounds weren't that bad so they didn't really need any.

Unfortunately, leaving wounds untreated would cause them infections.

Fortunately, they were small enough that they'd probably heal before they got infectucated.

Unfortunately, Sonic and Chip were battling Dark Gaia (again), making everyone desperate.

Fortunately, Amy Rose would arrive to cheer everyone up so they wouldn't feel so bad!

Unfortunately, Shadow arrived with his soul-crushing realism and that put a damper on things.

Fortunately, Amy Rose had her giant Piko Piko Hammer handy just in case others don't follow her way of thinking.

Unfortunately, the head of the hammer popped off leaving Amy with only the handle.

Fortunately, Amy had also carried a dagger with her.

Unfortunately, Shadow had a chaos spear.

Fortunately, Amy had 30 rings to performed Amy Flash

Unfortunately, Sonic and Chip beat Dark Gaia (again) so Amy Flash was wasted because they now feel much better.

Fortunately, a giant truck full of diapers and baby wipes broke down near the small group so Baby Mario was saved.

Unfortunately, this killed the truck driver.

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Fortunately, it was only the truck driver as no one cares about truck drivers.

Unfortunately, Baby Wario returned and he brought all of the other baby Nitendo characters with him.

Fortunately, there were enough diapers for these babies.

Unfortunately, the diapers were made of corrugated iron.

Fortunately, the other baby nintendo characters had been potty-trained.

Unfortunately, they had been born inside out, and their organs are falling off over the place.

Fortunately, Kamek was nearby and reversed it with a spell!

Unfortunately, Kamek's spell turned them all into baby Koopas.

Fortunately, that's not as icky.

Unfortunately, they had elephantitis, and were thousands of feet tall.

Fortunately, most of them are good guys so they probably won't use that power for evil.

Unfortunately, the ones that were evil donned mustaches and plotted to take over the world like any other run-of-the-mill villains

Fortunately, because the majority of them aren't from the Mario/Zelda series, no one paid any attention to them so they stop doing bad things and started to pout.

Unfortunately, those that were from the Mario/Zelda series teamed up with the ones from the Sonic series, causing potential danger to anyone around them.

Fortunately, Sonic just went super.

Unfortunately, he reverted back to normal because he ran out of rings.

Fortunately, he landed on one of those capsules that give you 50 rings when you break them!

Unfortunately, he couldn't go super again because he sent the chaos emerald away using Chaos control, and none of this still solves the problem with Baby Mario's soiled diapers.

Fortunately, sonic brought some huggies and some wipes! Plus the chaos emeralds landed near where each of hsi friends happened to be at the moment!

Unfortunately, they happened to be the evil baby Koopas in disguise.

Fortunately, the grown-up Mario bros. were right in the middle of fighting them when the emerald landed and proceeded to trounce them.

Unfortunately the emerald, as always, broke into many shards because its so freakin old.

Fortunately, Knuckles happened to be in the area and was able to track them down.

Unfortunately, the radar system was so horrible he eventually got depressed and gave up.

Fortunately, Rouge was willing to hunt for them too.

Unfortunately, Rouge got distracted by something shiny that wasn't an emerald shard.

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Fortunately, Rouge wasn't distracted for very long.

Unfortunately, the emerald shards had already been collected by Robotnik.

Fortunately Tails, Sonic and Knuckles break into Robotnik's base to take back the emerald shards.

Unfortunately, there was a whole army of formidable badniks to deal with.

Fortunately, they're used to that kind of thing.

Unfortunately, the boss that they would have to face after getting through this badnik army uses a giant hammer. Again.

Fortunately, the weight of the hammer was too much and it crushed the boss.

Unfortunately, the hammer tipped over and crushed the support beam for the Base, making it unstable.

Fortunately Tails could pick up Sonic and fly away and Knuckles could glide.

Unfortunately, everyone else was killed by the base's destruction.