Fortunately, the Dragonballs just became active again!

Unfortunately this meant a crappy Sonic/DBZ cross over was imminent.

Fortunately, Goku and Tails will enjoy it because they like other people with unnatural things on their asses.

Unfortunately, due to it being a crossover. Tails was secretly a Saiyan and on the next full moon he transformed into a giant were gorilla-fox.

Fortunately, his power level was UNDER 9,000!!!!!

Unfortunately, the gorilla-fox's opponents' levels were OVER 9000!!!

Fortunately, since said opponents were busy screaming and grunting, the gorilla-fox had time to flee the scene.

Unfortunately, his opponents stabbed the gorilla-fox many times.

Fortunately, the gorilla-fox had a stash of Senzu beans.

Unfortunately, those Senzu beans contained cyanide.

Fortunately, he never ate the beans.

Unfortunately, he unwittingly served them at his family picnic.

Fortunately, nobody ate them after Grandma "passed out."

Unfortunately, Grandma became a zombie and devoured everyone else's brains.

Fortunately, they were from California, and would not miss them.

Unfortunately, California became a state ruled by zombies.

Fortunately, it is governed by an invincible killing machine, so they stay in line.

Unfortunately, many of those zombies left California to invade other parts of the world.