I saw something like this at another forum, and thought we should try this game. Here's how it works: I post a situation, and someone else has to post the WORST possible thing to say in that situation. Then he/she gets to make another scenario, and another person posts another one, and so on.
Close if necessary.
I'll start with this one.
Scenario: You try to walk out of Best Buy, and their detectors go off.
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