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A: "Kill the one who hacked us to make it say '(This post is missing and can not be restored)' just about everywhere!!"
Scenario: You uncover the hacker, who turns out to be...your father!! "Join me, [your name here], and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and [son/daughter]!"
A: "Hey, look, Padame's come back to life!"
Q: The President/Prime Minister comes to your house.
A: I voted for the other dude.
Q: A movie star/sports athlete of your choice comes to your house.
A: "Welcome, welcome! Now did you bring your wallet with you?"
Scenario: A large, tough, muscular man is standing between you and your boy/girlfriend (*shudders at the thought of the inappropriate gender*). There is no way around him, and your bf/gf walks forward without noticing your absense.
A:hey fat man get out of my way and go back to weight watchers.
scenario: you just realize that the man is musular and not fat as he walks toward you menacingly.
"Look, naked women!" (runs off)
Scenario: You set your house on fire.
"I like fire. :D"
Scenario: You realize that you're not wearing pants. And you're at the mall. And everyone is watching. ahahahah.
"Anyone want to give me a hand?"
A pig pulls you over for running a red
A: Mmmmmm.......... I smell bacon.
Scenario: You get arrested.
A: So what if I was smoking a little bit of mary jane? That doesn't mean anything. (Cops have a wire on while this is bieng said).
Scenario: Your best friend is dieng.
"lol ur dieing :D"
Scenario: You're caught rocking out to Nickelback. (for shame!)
A: "Um, care to join me?"
Scenario: Everyone in the world who speak English suddenly forget how to properly spell the word "diying".
"HELP I'M DYING"
Scenario: You suddenly realize... MILLER LITE HAS MORE TASTE THAN BUD LITE!
'Still doesnt beat water'
Scenerio: The all you can eat buffet people tell that you have eaten anough and have to leave.
"Hey, I could sue you for false advertising!"
Scenario: You are rendered blind.
A: "AHH! I CANR TYOE! AMD CA[S LOCK OS STULL OM!!"
Scenario: After pressing many random buttons on the keyboard after being rendered blind, your computer asplode.
WHAT NOT TO SAY: I will not use my warrenty to repair this computer. I am not going to call 911 and I will not go to the eye doctor but I will most certainly not fart on my own hands to use healing magic.
WHAT HAPPENS: Three police officers ask you if you saw where the crazy man with the knife that killed ninety-eight people with his Omni-Slash powers went.
He's not over there* points to in his direction*
Senario: Said killer tries to kill you.
"Listen, when I gave you up, I thought you liked spending time in slam!"
Scenario: The Tails Doll comes to life and attacks you.
There would be no words, only the haunting, echoing cries of a hundred thousand damned souls ringing in your ears as you are torn asunder by forces unknown.
Scenario: You are asked out on a date by a centaur. To make matters worse, she's wearing blue and you always thought she looked better in lavender.