Remember, this is the "What Not To Say Game" (that I ressurected after the EzBarfHack), so it has to include a quote...
A: "You all must be having hallucinations. Don't you remember that in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, whenever Tails fell to his doom offscreen, he came flying right back? Therefore, he cannot be dead!" *Slowly backs away then breaks into a run*
Scenario: Your forum name has been changed (from a moderator's nefarious deeds) to Super HoboMan (or Woman).
"Its a good thing because Im.. THE FLYING HOBO!"
Scenario: you inhereit the internet
NO I INVENTED THE INTERNET *runs for office, loses to a moron*
THINGY THAT HAPPENS: You die.
A: "Wow, I must say th- ..."
Scenario: You are sealed in a cramped, wooden box and shipped to the Himalayas.
A: "Well at least the box isnt on fire"
Scenario: The ship bursts into flames
"Take off all 'zig'! For great justice!"
Scenario: You meet Rouge.
"HI, I'M UNATRACTIVE! *slapped*"
Senario Thingy: You are on the brink of being banned.
Quote:
Remember, this is the "What Not To Say Game" (that I ressurected after the EzBarfHack), so it has to include a quote...
The "toughen up!" was the quote. :p
Answer: "BAN ME YOU ALL PIECES OF ** insert a five hundred mile list of curses, insults, and gross words here ** ."
Scenario: You are on a show where if you say the word "pizza", all members of the audience will shoot you down until you have lost consciousness.
"hey i'm hungry lets get some chinese food. nah lets get that stuff from that restruant, whats it called something hut? hey lets go to the leaning tower of piza!"
situation: Your trapped in a room with kingboopingo, who has god like powers.
"I AM GREATLY OFFENDED"
Scenario: TV is cancelled forever
"Now how am I going to watch MTV?"
Scenario: evry1 strts 2 tak liek dis n reel life sumhow
A: "no1 tlks nrml NEmor! dis gr8ly ofnds me!"
Scenario: You are in a small room with only two exits. One exit is blocked by a thick wall of fire, and the other is blocked by a dark, seemingly bottomless pit that is too wide to jump across. The ceiling is slowly lowering down with heavy force.
"I better take my time."
Scenerio: The MoFo dissapears completely, as does Sonic HQ.
"The add reply button quit working!"
Scenario: You are attacked by evil scissors
I love this game! *gets some rocks and paper*
Scenario: 
iranecS
A: ":yas ot ton tahW"
Scenario: You are packed in a tight, sturdy metal box and dropped in the middle of a football field during a game.
EDIT: And SX the Kitsune had best not answer this one. xD
A: Both of these teams suck! ...um, can you let me out?
S: You get turned into a vampire.
A: i want to suck your... *you beat beaten by an old lady with a purse*
s: you, still as a vampire, gets put on display in a museum
Look ma, I'm history!
S: You have 12 fingers on each hand.
A: now I can count higher than 10!
Scenario: You got shot by a screw gun.(yes, screw gun, not nail gun)
Says: Ugh, I got screwed! 😛
Scenario: ShTH comes out, and it's... aboslutely flawless?!
A: "Doesnt suprise me."
Scenario: You are hit by a low flying Stealth Bomber
"I coulda took him if he didn't jump me."
Scenario: Pop-up ads happen in real life.
*POP*
Huh? A FREE CRUISE? COOL!
*touch it*
*ten more pop up*
IT"S LIKE MY BIRTHDAY!
*touch all*
*the universe's hard drive crashes*
SeNaRiO: YoUr KeYbOaRd MeSsEs Up So It AlWaYs DoEs ThIs.
It can't get any worse than this... *gets the koogle virus*
Scenario: You get a disease that makes you ALWAYS see EVERYTHING in inverted colors. (Uncurable.)
"Sup, Whitey?"
A cop sees a blue bag in your mouth and asks what it is.
A: "This is...not um... It's nothing you should know about." *Gets into a car and drives away at 90 mph*
Scenario: You are caught dealing illegal drugs in a public area.
Fine, you can have a discount.
Scenerio: You meet everyone on the MoFo in real life.
"lookin good there acrio, doing anything too night?" *says to harley*
You discover this world was created in the game spore, and that a lag monster virus is apporaching.
In true online game style: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggg
Scenario:
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A: "Oh no! That guy is flipping off the other guy, who is trying to use his psychic powers!"
Scenario: Okh nokekz! kYoku'vke cakugkht kthkek Kokoglke kvikruks!!
...Can't find the link to the flash video on Lighthead.net... find it yourself if you can.
Ik'llk knevkrk hakve to hikt the kkkkkkkkkkk kkey again!kk
Scenario: Game over. o.o
"Wonder if it takes quarters.."
Scenario: You are trapped in a cup of hot chocolate
"*looks at marshmallow* So, what are YOU doin' tonight?"
You wake up and ARE a marshmallow.
"I'm fluffier eat me!"
Scenario: You wake up and realize you're a dumbass.
A: "wooo im a dumaz LOL!!!!11 i own al ur base LOLOLOL!!!!!!111"
Scenario: You are confronted by Eggman himself, who needs change for a $100 to use a nearby vending machine.
"Do you accept Pennies?"
Scenario: America's economy relies mainly on cheese
A: "With this cheese, I WILL RULE THE GALAXY!"
Scenario: Darth Vader is your father.
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Dad: "Woah. It's hereditary!"
Senario: You die.
"oh sure your jesus!"
your jacket gets struck to a heat seaking missle and the guy who has his finger on the launch button is your rival.
"Huh?"
Scenario: You find out that your video game system is alive
"wow this will make alot at ebgames!"
scenario: i made a scenario thats funneh and i become a mofo mascot
A: "DIE, DIE, DIE!!"
Scenario: A guy named Pairy Henis visits your home. ...What?! I didn't say any bad words!
A. come in
XDXD
Scenario: You wake up and you're in prison with one those really big guys who pumps iron in your cell
Can we be friiieeennnds? <3
S: You are caught on Live Television by a helicopter with searchlights while you are in the middle of a cornfield, naked, having sex with a dead animal.
A: "It was the animal's idea!"
Scenario: The Mobius Forum has moved to an unknown URL...WITHOUT you!
You're just playing hard to get. o.o;
Scenario: Life becomes cel-shaded.
A: "Hey kids! Who wants to play Killer 7?"
Scenario: You've been zapped into the 8-bit Theater. Black Mage aims a Hadoken at you.
"Yes, but when was the last ttime you cleaned that?"
Bokkun comes along hauling a wide screen T.V. set (It's a running gag between my friend and me)
WOO BIG SCREEN *hugs TV*
*splode*
Scenario:
The voices tell you to jump off a bridge.
