*Pushes V2 off of the Internet*
*pushes Thunder of the Internets*
*pushes UDC off the Internet*
*pushes SRD off the Internet*
*Pushes V2 off a cliff by Dub*
*pushes you off the cliff as well*
*Pushes SRD off cliff by Sub*
What's with the pushing people!
** removes platform from which the former winner is standing still **
Bye bye!
Look at this:
Hah, hah, the post count matches what we're saying...
*takes win while everyone is distracted*
Ooh, that's kinda creepy.
*tackles UDC and takes win back*
*sneaks up and steals win*
*goes all ninja on you and steals the win back*
*goes all pirate on you and steals win*
*takes the win through some random act of violence*
*goes all psycopathic serial killer on you and takes win back*
*goes deity on you and takes win back*
*goes all rabid dog on you and takes back the win*
*pulls out a random plot device and steals the win*
*fix plot hole by using logic and reasoning ans takes win*
*steals win from right under V2's nose* My precious!
*steals win right over UDC's head* my love!
*steals the win from UDC*
My win!
*Sics a rabid FF7 fangirl on you who happens to be my friend*
Why bother?
I win again.
But It's my birthday! *takes B-day win*
But it's MY History Month *takes history month win*
And it's MY...wedding anniversary! *takes it*
I feel so sorry for the Mrs. 
*steals win*
It's mine because it's Mardi Gras.
*takes the win again*
That fruity holiday?
*takes win back*
Ash Wednesday for all of you.
That means you have to relinquish something you don't need, like your win.
No coincidence that it goes to me. 😀
I'm not even Catholic. Therefore, it's null and void.
*Takes wins back*
Neither am I.
*takes the win*
** victory thief **
How dare you. }:O
Simple, like this:
** steals victory **
When worst comes to worst, you can hire...
The Power of Yiff
Just felt that was kinda funny.
** takes it back yet again **
*retakes the win again*
*reretakes win*
*Obtains the win through unspecified means*
*obtains the win in a similar fashion*
** obtains the win through different yet unspecified means **
*posts 4tw*
*p0$t$ 4 t3|-| //i||*
Free Of Fad should be a fad.
But would that be a paradox?
*smack*
DERP!
