Me.
Me.
I'm Shadow in a beautiful dress.
No you're not. 
You're Shadow Hog in a beautiful dress.
Or maybe YOU are?
In Soviet Russia?
Nope, no Russian Reversal.
Did you know there was Polonium 210 in my panties?
But now I'm wearing Crim's spare boxers.
Crim loans out his spare boxers?
No, people come in through an open window and take them.
Crim doesn't have spare boxers, just the one pair.
I thought.
But what happens when it's laundry day?
He doesn't go out.
Or maybe he does, he sorta seems like the kind.
Yay?
I wonder if he just wears his dirty boxers or goes commando?
Actually, I'm not sure I want to know anymore.
I don't think anyone does.
Maybe we're all just to shy to say so. =O
Maybe YOU are too shy to say so.
Maybe I am.
I knew it!!!
*Flees with the win*
Wow.
Astonishing.
I'm not surprised at all.
** regains the win **
Neither am I.
*steals the win*
*takewinback*
*swallows win*
You can keep it. I ain't touching that thing now.
*takes another win*
*Steals Rose's win and clones seven hundred copies of it, then runs off with all of them*
** steals the original win from OTB (lolz plotholes and Deus Ex Machina) and watches the other copies self-destruct **
*takes THE REAL WIN whilethe one in DoN blows up as its a rigged Win from another dimension!*
*takes win now*
*steals the loss while everyone is too concerned with the win*
Keep it allll you want, Rabid. *Turns Steebay's win into a LNR*
*hugs LNR*
*takes LNR along with the win*
~.~
*takes the win and flees from LNR*
** switches my win with your LNR **
>=D
I guess I win.
No fair! That breaks the rules!
This is no man's land, THERE ARE NO RULES.
You are disqualified.
How can you be disqualified in the WPLW game?
*is winning*
There are rules to be broken.
Like what?
......
Noone asked you Acrio!
As long as the rules stated in the original post do not get broken, you are still the winner.
Just like me.
There are legs to be broken...
EDIT: GAH!! @ automatic default of Ezbarf codes.
o.o
*hides in a tree*
I asked myself.
