Dude, you are such an attention whore. That's why we all love you!
Wait, lying about SX's sexuality? Did you say he was straight or something? ZING! Ahahaha! No, I'm just playing, he's great.

I enjoyed watching him do it. I demand you ban me too but for the reason of:

Ban dodging numerous times.
Trying to organize an uprising.
Disagreeing with terg.
Pissing off the rp room.
Being an @#%$.

You're already banned for two days, aren't you?

why am I not banned yet? I swear if I were in charge here I would have banned me by now. what is with this?!

Try acting like an over enthusiastic 8 year old. That'll get you banned faster than you can say "quicksilver dx".

f**k.

THERE BAN ME.

Mod edit: don't dodge the censor

NUCH YOU RETARD THE ENTIRE POINT OF DODGING THE CENSOR IS TO GET PERMABANNED.

you guys are silly

This should be moved to the SPA >>

During the Dark Ages of medieval Europe, religious fanatics would whip themselves bloody and sore to show repentance for the sins of man.

So you see, you're doing it wrong.

If you want to be permabanned, you'll need logs to prove that you did what you say you did. We can't do it without reasonable evidence, after all.

How the hell much more evidence do you need than a guy admitting to it? I'm sure if I went to the police right now and admitted to murder they would at least smack me on the wrist and say not to do it again. Besides, what do you think I do? Keep a record of everything that ever happens? How retarded would that be?

If you want proof go look back through chat logs for like May or June something and last night. I dunno how you're going to get the record of the whole spamming thing since that was before the hack but I'm sure you'll figure out something.

I'm curious exactly what brought this on, Bass.

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I keep adding to my list of crimes.

Look now I'm even double posting. No wait this is triple posting. THIS IS SPARTAAA

THS (6:05 pm): i think we should just not ban bass
THS (6:05 pm): for the fun of it
Nuchtos (6:06 pm): I disagree
Nuchtos (6:06 pm): He's just going to carry on making a fuss if we don't ban him
Nuchtos (6:06 pm): So let's just ban him
Nuchtos (6:07 pm): He gets what he wants, we don't have to listen to his crap
Nuchtos (6:07 pm): Everybody wins. :O

See Cj's for examples of the 'crap' I refer to.

I agree.

Bass, you are seriously overreacting. If you honestly feel the need to leave, feel free to do so - this isn't necessary.

ah but you see, I want to be permabanned so I will never even think about coming back.

Well, if you'd really appreciate that.

I mean, more than trying to be mature and just tell us why you're suddenly acting up so badly. And if you want to leave, then leave; you don't need our permission for that.

Unless you're admitting that you're a forum addict and that this is the only way you'll ever go cold turkey. In which case, you could just politely explain the situation and ask us to ban you, instead of wasting time trying to get banned.

And yes, I need evidence. For all I know you're innocent, and you're just wanting to get banned to prove that we ban people who don't break rules. Although nobody could really blame us since you did ask for it.

wow forum addict. That's a new term. Nah, I just want to leave . I have my reasons, and I was going to just leave anyway, but thought "Hey, why not make a big scene to go out with a flash." So now I am. And I'm just waiting for that flash.

Wow. Making yourself look like a total idiot? That's really what you want to be remembered for?

You do of course realize that you're going to be quickly forgotten when the next lamer comes along? The spotlight of fame is a harsh flame and it quickly burns those who seek it.

I understand that completely. I'm not really trying to be remembered, this is for my personal enjoyment. So what is it keeping you guys from banning me, since I am spamming and such?

Anyway, I think I know what you're trying to get at with that forum addiction thing, it's cause I said so I wouldnt feel like coming back. Well here is a point of interest for you. The only thing that would ever make me come back is severe boredom.

Originally that's why I wanted just a random permaban for no real reason. So that just in case, by some crazy turn of events, I get bored with everywhere else I could ever go, then maybe I could come back here after a talk with someone, guilt free, aside from the fact that I'm totally making myself look retarded, and everything would be the same.

But hey, if you guys like me too much to ban me or something, that's fine. I'll stop troubling you so much. Didn't think it was going to turn into such an ordeal. *shrug*

The reason we're not banning you is because you're viciously overreacting, as far as I can tell. Take a break. Come back in a few days, weeks, months. Whatever you're comfortable with. There is no need for any of this, although I know it's within your character to do this. Don't make a mountain out of a molehill based on an offhand comment.

lol reverse psychology.

Who knows it might just work.

You could have just chosen to work out the problem you had, if for no other reason than to help us understand what went wrong so we can avoid it happening again. But instead you went on a childish rampage. I guess if that's what you want, nobody can hold it against you.

Protip for you though: until we actually come up with a rule against asking for bans, asking for a ban typically is regarded with skepticism. Hence why you took the complete wrong approach to getting yourself banned. You could have been banned much earlier if you didn't make it so complicated.

If nothing else I'd say he's earned a week's vacation just for the flagrant spamming (check Cj's Stomach for details).

I hate to be considered childish. Although I can understand why you say that, since clearly I am. And most likely, through everyone else's eyes, I'm acting like the kind of people I hate. So go ahead and lock this topic, delete it or whatever, and ignore my future actions. I'm pretty insane anyway.

Am I the only one reading what Bass says as sarcasm. Or reading this as a joke or satire of some kind.

Bass, I'll say again, you don't have to do this. I don't mean disrespect to my fellow staff members, but please disregard Terg's post - I feel it aggrivates matters more than needed. Like I said, take a break. Take a permanent break if you need to. Acting like this helps nothing - you seem to be concerned with your image more than anything, and if that's the case, you're only damaging it.

I don't have to do what? I already said I don't care anymore if I'm banned. Hell, I'm acting stupid, I'll admit it. Over nothing except the fact that Vec compared me with Pregga and Wonder, which he probably didnt even mean. I was acting sorta like them that night. Anyone can read this as sarcasm if they want, and I will gladly accept the punishment for the spam and all this chaos I've caused. Because so far that's the only crime I seem to have committed. Like I said earlier, I didnt mean to make it this big of a deal. If I had known asking for a ban gets you nowhere, I wouldn't have tried. I would have instead just either kept away or eventually gotten over it and stopped acting like a jerk.

So THIS is why you kept PMing me last night?

To moderators that may read that wrong: He stopped on request, did not say anything harrassing, etc.

Bass said hurtful things to me in PM!

He tried to cyber-rape me, I swer! He told me I have a nice bum!

Bass make fun of Terg's mother.
That'll get 'im.

This topic serves no purpose any more and by the looks of things will only descend into anarchy. Locking.