instead of having a delicously epic battle between terg, per normal, i'll just post the log so we can use logic and i can go back to giving the chat the gift of music.
|-|SW has entered at 10:29 pm
|-|SW (10:29 pm): hey guys
|-|SW (10:29 pm): i wrote a love song
|-|SW (10:29 pm): wanna proof read it?
|-|SW (10:29 pm): of course
|-|SW (10:29 pm): *ahem*
Saffron (10:30 pm): GEO MY 5TH COMRADE Dr McDoomzorz
|-|SW (10:30 pm): BREE BREE BWRREEEE
Saffron (10:30 pm): Speaking of love song
Mr Creosote (10:30 pm): hoys
Saffron (10:30 pm): That reminds me
|-|SW (10:30 pm): ORE ORE ORE BWWRREEEEEEEEE ORE ORE ORE BREEEE
Saffron (10:30 pm): I have something to do
|-|SW (10:30 pm): it repeats
Saffron (10:30 pm): brb
THS (10:30 pm): i like it geo
Stairmaster (10:30 pm): Is there an awesome drum solo?
Crystal Toad (10:30 pm): i think its romantic
THS (10:31 pm): it shows the deepness of the human soul, protruding warm emotions to fello man and significant others
THS (10:31 pm): Verily, thou shalt be named a hero for your valuable contribution to society
|-|SW (10:31 pm): actually there'sa 70 second blast beat solo
|-|SW (10:31 pm): Containing nothing but dub bass and grav rolling
|-|SW (10:31 pm): thanks ths
|-|SW (10:32 pm): it gets me the maadddd @#%$
|-|SW (10:32 pm): i go up to a chick
|-|SW (10:32 pm): and im like "Girl, you make my heart go BWWRREEE ORE ORE ORE"
|-|SW (10:32 pm): and bam. blowjob.
Modesty has entered at 10:32 pm
Stairmaster (10:32 pm): good enough
|-|SW (10:32 pm): pig squeling is a worthy hobby.
Stairmaster (10:32 pm): Do you set your guitar on fire?
Saffron (10:32 pm): |-|SW (5:32 pm): and bam. blowjob.
Modesty has entered at 5:32 pm
|-|SW (10:33 pm): who swaid anything about a guitar?
Saffron (10:33 pm): *snicker*
|-|SW (10:33 pm): farm my crops
|-|SW has left at 10:33 pm
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): Mang geo
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): You always whine abou
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): GOD DAMN IT
Crystal Toad (10:33 pm): wow saff awesome
Modesty (10:33 pm): I already /backed, but thanks
Saffron (10:33 pm): Wait whoa!
Stairmaster wacks modesty with a golf club
Saffron (10:33 pm): nonononononononononon did not want
Modesty (10:33 pm): He's been warned about that before
Saffron (10:33 pm): 😥
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): I am confused
THS (10:33 pm): what
Saffron (10:33 pm): scooter now I feel guilty
THS (10:34 pm): o.o
Stairmaster (10:34 pm): What ever happened to him pretening not to be geo?
THS (10:34 pm): why do i come back to a ban message
Modesty (10:34 pm): You can tell him it was Tergonaut's fault 😛
Modesty (10:34 pm): And the sad thing is, I came in the main room by accident
Saffron (10:34 pm): ...
Modesty (10:34 pm): But oh well - continue as you were, gentlemen
Message "You Should Know Better"
At first I thought I was guilty of racism towards Saff (Nonsense, people of all color can work my fields), but it turns out i just used the words "blow" and "job" too close together in one sentance.
As a beloved 19th century alcoholic once said, I shall curse the name Evremonde till my death.
Unless Terg's nephew marries my daughter, but let's just hope that's too dramatical to happen offline.
Wow, you saved me a lot of trouble by admitting what it was you were banned for instead of trying to squirm out of it. As a reward, you'll still be banned the standard number of days from the chat, for the reason of vulgar sex talk in the chat.
You weren't banned for the pig squealing though, having strange tastes in music isn't against the rules despite popular opinion.