instead of having a delicously epic battle between terg, per normal, i'll just post the log so we can use logic and i can go back to giving the chat the gift of music.

|-|SW has entered at 10:29 pm
|-|SW (10:29 pm): hey guys
|-|SW (10:29 pm): i wrote a love song
|-|SW (10:29 pm): wanna proof read it?
|-|SW (10:29 pm): of course
|-|SW (10:29 pm): *ahem*
Saffron (10:30 pm): GEO MY 5TH COMRADE Dr McDoomzorz
|-|SW (10:30 pm): BREE BREE BWRREEEE
Saffron (10:30 pm): Speaking of love song
Mr Creosote (10:30 pm): hoys
Saffron (10:30 pm): That reminds me
|-|SW (10:30 pm): ORE ORE ORE BWWRREEEEEEEEE ORE ORE ORE BREEEE
Saffron (10:30 pm): I have something to do
|-|SW (10:30 pm): it repeats
Saffron (10:30 pm): brb
THS (10:30 pm): i like it geo
Stairmaster (10:30 pm): Is there an awesome drum solo?
Crystal Toad (10:30 pm): i think its romantic
THS (10:31 pm): it shows the deepness of the human soul, protruding warm emotions to fello man and significant others
THS (10:31 pm): Verily, thou shalt be named a hero for your valuable contribution to society
|-|SW (10:31 pm): actually there'sa 70 second blast beat solo
|-|SW (10:31 pm): Containing nothing but dub bass and grav rolling
|-|SW (10:31 pm): thanks ths
|-|SW (10:32 pm): it gets me the maadddd @#%$
|-|SW (10:32 pm): i go up to a chick
|-|SW (10:32 pm): and im like "Girl, you make my heart go BWWRREEE ORE ORE ORE"
|-|SW (10:32 pm): and bam. blowjob.
Modesty has entered at 10:32 pm
Stairmaster (10:32 pm): good enough
|-|SW (10:32 pm): pig squeling is a worthy hobby.
Stairmaster (10:32 pm): Do you set your guitar on fire?
Saffron (10:32 pm): |-|SW (5:32 pm): and bam. blowjob.
Modesty has entered at 5:32 pm
|-|SW (10:33 pm): who swaid anything about a guitar?
Saffron (10:33 pm): *snicker*
|-|SW (10:33 pm): farm my crops
|-|SW has left at 10:33 pm
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): Mang geo
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): You always whine abou
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): GOD DAMN IT
Crystal Toad (10:33 pm): wow saff awesome
Modesty (10:33 pm): I already /backed, but thanks
Saffron (10:33 pm): Wait whoa!
Stairmaster wacks modesty with a golf club
Saffron (10:33 pm): nonononononononononon did not want
Modesty (10:33 pm): He's been warned about that before
Saffron (10:33 pm): 😥
Stairmaster (10:33 pm): I am confused
THS (10:33 pm): what
Saffron (10:33 pm): scooter now I feel guilty
THS (10:34 pm): o.o
Stairmaster (10:34 pm): What ever happened to him pretening not to be geo?
THS (10:34 pm): why do i come back to a ban message
Modesty (10:34 pm): You can tell him it was Tergonaut's fault 😛
Modesty (10:34 pm): And the sad thing is, I came in the main room by accident
Saffron (10:34 pm): ...
Modesty (10:34 pm): But oh well - continue as you were, gentlemen

Message "You Should Know Better"

At first I thought I was guilty of racism towards Saff (Nonsense, people of all color can work my fields), but it turns out i just used the words "blow" and "job" too close together in one sentance.

As a beloved 19th century alcoholic once said, I shall curse the name Evremonde till my death.

Unless Terg's nephew marries my daughter, but let's just hope that's too dramatical to happen offline.