I've been asking you that forever, SX. >=O
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Will someone remind me again WHY I still come to this forum?
Answers come from within. Like the free toy in every specially marked cereal box, you must dig DEEP to find the truth.
I think a far better question would be WHY does this thread still exist?
To annoy you.
~Rico
To draw us back in like a vacuum cleaner?
To eerily remind us of the "Wheel of Morality" from the Animaniacs cartoons?
The theory of relativity?
Because you posted in it.
WHEEL OF MORAILTY TURN TURN TURN. TELL US THE LEESON THAT WE SHALL LEARN.
...o.o
Today's moral iiiiis:
If a thread runs on pointlessly long, there will always be people to keep it going...or it might be "Don't shave cats under black light" I can't read this handwriting...
Now I want to shave a cat under a black light. oo
Figures
My monitor keeps screwing up when I put my blacklight to that picture. 🙁
Ultra... there's only one thing I can say about that picture... I am not amused.
I mean, really, how do you think the cat feels being shaved like that? It's humiliating, right?
I believe the moral should be to never shave your cat. Your cat will hate you forever if you do.
Okay?
LOOK HOW ULTRA HAS RUINED OUR LIVES NOW.
Mr. Wind, that's not my cat.
...what? Kaze means wind. oo;
What? You can just google pictures like that. O.o
Obviously someone is not keen of the wonders/curses of Google/Internet Search Engines...
Sometimes, cats can become incapable of grooming themselves properly, and the fur will get tangled and matted. If the owner can't do it either, they'll take the cat to the groomer, and the groomer will bathe the cat and comb out its fur, and sometimes they shave the cat with a poodle cut, as you see in that pic.
For example, one of my cats is long-haired, and is too fat to reach some places on her back when she grooms herself. Her fur mats and clumps very easily, and my Mom sometimes has to take scissors it snip it off herself.
There was one time when we thought she was going to have to be shaved, but the groomer was able to comb all fur out after a bath.
yay! lets all bash ultra! =D
seriously, this thread has made my day.
However, I wouldn't mind being punched or kicked. I can handle that.
But being bashed? Like with a golf club? No thanks.
Cool! Let's kick him then! ...With spiked shoes!
And let's punch him! ...With knives!
And let's punch him! ...With knives!
With.....knives?
....
...How?
I'm fully aware about the cat thing... 
... and the different things one can do while on the internet.
Like post pictures and such. I'm not ignorant.
"100K collectively"
TTG, tone that crap down man, it even takes time to load on this DS1 line. It's 3 times the size it should be.
EDIT: Thats what I get for looking at the wrong post while I'm skimming. I'll give ultra some special rico treats to make up for it later.
~Rico
That's me, not ultra, and I will, and did.
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I believe the moral should be to never shave your cat. Your cat will hate you forever if you do.
IF you do? Your cat hates you right now. It's plotting your demise every day.
EVERY DAY YOU KEEP A CAT IN YOUR HOUSE IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO AN UNTIMELY DEATH!
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IF you do? Your cat hates you right now. It's plotting your demise every day.
EVERY DAY YOU KEEP A CAT IN YOUR HOUSE IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO AN UNTIMELY DEATH!
Look at the man's custom title, then read that; it all becomes clear.
Are you supposed to be quoting someone? I think ezboard is hatin'
No Terg, he's right, even the tiniest kitten is born with an excess of evil flowing through it's viens. Despite their cute exterior, the feline race is truely plotting to usurp humans in their entirity, reducing us to mere slaves. Many families have already succumbed to the hypnosis of their "beloved pet"
And I for one, welcome our new overlords.
Well you have to admit, they are rather cute fuzzy overlords.
They do make good rugs. And just think, whenever they get dirty you can take them outside and beat them. o.o
~Rico
Rico, you just inadvertently quoted a character from the Lion King.
Hmm. Rico suddenly looks edible. o.o
It wasn't inadvertently. Where do you think the lamp skirt came from. Originally I said, "Whaddaya want me to do, dress in drag and dance a hoola?"
Timon pwns j00.
~Rico
I prefer Pumbaa. "SLIMY YET SATISFYING!"
Hakuna Matata!
Does a complaint topic ever end without turning into some completely random discussion?
Apparently not.
If it ever does, life as we know it on the forum will have ceased to exist.
If you'd prefer whining to laughing I'll be glad to show you the door, with my boot.
~Rico
Sometimes the whining creates the laughing, viz. matthayter.
Ew, Jman's a necromancer.
Someone stab this topic with the stabby knife of locking.
