Yeah, I found this while browsing around deviantart. Looks like some little kiddy wanted to steal WB's art from his website and pretend it was his. Sorry if this isn't right.
there's little we can do here as it's a deviantart image. but thanks for bringing it to our attention, i (and anyone else with a DA account) will report it and possibly get the user banned from DA for art theft.
Gee golly. People sure are sad. Stealing poor WB's art. Did he think he wouldn't get caught? HONESTLY!
By the way...who's WB? I just don't like it when people steal art so I thought I'd comment on how low people are. And it's a excllent picture too.
WB. Former Co-Webmaster. Artist and writer for Chip & Walter and Time Trouble. One of the funniest guys in the history of the forum.
Go to the MF Classics and read up on his work. Now.
But unfortunately, most of his old work was eaten. Which sucks. Wha. ;_;
However, I can copy an old skit from an ancient topic titled 'Three Little Maids from School Are We!' Written by WB.
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**War Troophead walks out on stage with Punchasaurus***
War Troophead - **pics up mic** Is this thing on?
Punchasaurus - RRRRRAARRRGGHH!!!
War Troophead - Good good....GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTS!!! AND WELCOME TO THE 1st ANNUAL MOBIUS FORUM VARIETY SHOW!!!!! Today we bring you acts and feats unparalled as your favorite forumers and evil administrators bring you thrills spills and good galore!!! Afterwards we shall maim and kill you and refreshments are served in the green room! And now for our first act! Evil WB and his Kabuki Theater!!
**loud claps from audience***
....waiting....
...waiting....
War Troophead - I SAID: Evil WB and his Kabuki Theater!
**loud claps from audience drowned out by murmuring***
Evil Vec **from behind a curtain** - I _ABSOLUTELY REFUSE_ TO GO OUT ON STAGE DRESSED LIKE THIS !!!!!
Evil WB - YOU HAVE TO! WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE!!!
War Tetherblood - WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS STUPID ACT! I've never been evil before! Why do I have to have an evil counterpart now!!!
Evil WB - because we needed a third male and you're the only guy I could think of at such short notice so get your ass out there !!!!!!!!!
the audience looks at the curtains befuddled, War troophead breaks into cold sweat
War Troophead - Ummm...guys...
Evil WB - I SAID GET OUT THERE NOW !!!! lightning strikes, loud girlish screaming is heard and suddenly three "women" dressed in red kimono's with painted white faces hidden by fans appear
War Troophead - **laughing insanely** LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OUR KABUKI PLAYERS !!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA !!!!
**insane audience laughter
Evil Vector - This...is the most....humiliating...moment...of my life...
War Troophead - for those that dont know, Kabuki is a style of storytelling where men often play the parts of women! isn't that right TBlood! cackling madly at TBlood in womens dress***
Evil TBlood - OH SHUT UP !!!!!
War Troophead - "Ladies" (and I use the term as LOOSELY as possible) what are your names! **holds mic in front of each one***
Evil Vec - ....**crying** Teri...
Evil TBlood - ...**grumbling** Yaki...
Evil WB - ...**beaming proudly** Yum-Yum! When do we eat!!!
**audience howls with laughter**
War Troophead - **trying as hard as she can to hold laughter** Well Teri, Yaki, and Yum-Yum, what will you be doing for us today?
Evil Vec - **mumbling** making complete asses out of ourselves...
Evil WB - Ignore him Troopsy. Today we shall be singing Gilbert and Sullivans "Three Little Maids From School!"
War Troophead - **cackling Oh, this oughta be good!
Evil TBlood - OH SHUT UP !!!!
War Troophead - TAKE IT AWAY EVIL CHAINSPIKE !!!!
Evil Chainspike - sitting in the DJ Booth with Cappucino the Coffee monster and Evil WB's pet eep, Cuddles*** YO YO YO WUZ UP MY DAWGS! DIS IS KOOL MOMMA C HIP HOP HAPPENIN FRESH LAYIN IT DO IN DA 2 TRIPLE ZERO TO DA TUNE O DAT FRESH GILBERT AND SULLIVAN TRACK MY HOMEYS !!!!!
Cappucino - **coughs, takes a breath mint** Word to your mother. **giggles insanely at the fact that he got the line right***
War Troophead - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: I GIVE YOU - TERI, YAKI, AND YUM-YUM !!!!!!
**audience claps, lights dim, and the three evil admins take center stage against a giant chinese backdrop**
**music plays**
ALL THREE - Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM (EWB) - Everything is a source of fun! (Chuckles and flashes teeth)
TERI (EV) - Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (weeps pitifully)
YAKI (ETB) - Life is a joke that's just begun! (looking VERY ANGRY)
THE THREE - Three little maids from school!
THR THREE - Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
**in audience**
Ian J - Seminary? isnt that the thing you give old people when thier bowels don't move?
Jinsoku - **laughing THATS AN ENIMA YOU NINNY !!!!
THE THREE - Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM (EWB) - One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum-- trips over extension cord***
TERI (EV) - Two little maids in attendance come-- **who then trips facefirst over Evil WB***
YAKI (ETB) - **growling and tripping over both, entirely off stage, landing head first in a tuba*** Three little maids is the total sum! (I am SO GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY OVER THIS!)
THE THREE - Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM (EWB) - **grabbing at ETB and pulling** From three little maids take one away!
TERI (Evil Vec) - **grabbing at EWB and pulling*** Two little maids remain, and they--
YAKI (ETB) - **tuba player blows violently knocking all three backwards** Won't have to wait very long, they saaaaaaayyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!!!!--
**loud crash**
THE THREE - Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!
THE THREE - Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Evil Vector - GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHEST PERVERT!!!!!!!
**in audience**
Cassandra7 - So thats what pert means....
Samanfur - Oy !!!!!
THE THREE - Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from schooooool!
Three little maids from schooooool!
Three little MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS from school!
Evil Vector - Someone PLEASE shoot me now......
War Troophead - AND THATS THE END!
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And, thanks to the 'Jinsoku: The Village Idiot' topic I stared ages ago (you can still find in MF Central 2), one of Dubzie's classic skits is still in existence. Here's another primer...behold 'Evil WB, Sailor Mini-Dub, and the Rain of Terror!'
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Its a fine lovely day in Sega City! The trees are swaying, the flowers are blooming, and oddly enough, a small belligerent looking rain cloud is sitting perched above Evil WB's Crystal Floating Fortress.
**Scene - the Crystal Fortress Courtyard where Evil Vec is standing wide eyed and Evil WB is leaning bored against one of the large crystal protrusions in the area**
Evil Vec - ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL !!!!! ISNT IT GORGEOUS!!!!!! DOESNT IT JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM !!!! **jumps into the air, giggles like a schoolgirl and clamps his hands together** I made it last night in the laboratory! I think I'll call it Fluffy!
Evil WB - **yawns** Its a freaking rain cloud EV. You can't call a rain cloud Fluffy.
Evil Vec - Of course you can! I'll name it Fluffy and take it on walks in the parkand it can zap little schitzu puppies in the ass! It'll be so much fun!
Dubba Puppet A - **pops off Evil WB's shoulder** SCHITZU! SCHITZU !!!!!!! WE LIKE SAYING SCHITZU !!!
Dubba Puppet B - **pops off the other shoulder** SCHITZU !! SCHITZU !!!! ITS BETTER THAN SAYING SHI - *
Evil WB - ***whacks the puppets violently with the Icky Stick** PIPE DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!! You know what your problem is Evil Vec. You don't think big enough.
Evil Vec - I DO SO !! Youre just jealous you didn't think of it first!
Evil WB - **fumes violently and then quickly calms down**Think for a sec, Evil Vec - youre the smart one of the group...What would happen if, say Fluffy the Rain Cloud here were to grow larger. Sure it can do a mean drizzle, but what if we were to set a giant Fluffzilla sized monsoon upon Sega City....
Evil Vec - **thinks for a moment** I'm gonna need more Dry Ice.
Evil WB - **whacks Evil Vec with a large mallet** NO YOU BUFFOON !!! WE FLOOD THE CITY !!!!!!!!!! WE WASH EVERYTHING AWAY IN A BRILLIANT CASCADING FLOOD OF FLUFFY POWERED TINKLE WATER !!!!!!
Evil Vec - Tinkle Water?
Evil WB - Go with the flow of the moment EV...
Evil Vec - OK.... **mutters something about the concept of "Fluffy Powered Tinkle Water", shivers, and listens**
Evil WB - All we need is a good rain! Something that can send chaos upon the city in droves!!! Problem is, we need something to power it.....
Evil Vec - I KNOW !!! SORCERESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Evil WB's Sorceress pops up insanely from behind a hedge wearing a party hat and a toga!**
Evil WB's Sorceress - WHOOHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Evil WB and Evil Vec just stare at her***
Evil WB's Sorceress - LET OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT AND FOREVER OLD LANE SIGNS !!!!
Evil WB - That's "Auld Lang Syne" and... **sniffs the air for a moment** SWEET GEORGIA BROWN WOMAN - YOU'RE INEBRIATED !!!!!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - No I'm Not! **hic** I'm drunk !!!!
Evil WB - And _WHY_ are you drunk on company time?
Evil Wb's Sorceress - Cause you never rememberemberemberate me....
Evil Vec - That was almost as bad as "Tinkle water"...
Evil WB - Quiet You. Look, we need something to power Fluffy The Monster Rain Cloud so we can create a
**organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Evil **end organ soap opera music**, got any suggestions?
Evil Vec - Who the hell is playing that organ...?
Evil WB's Sorceress - Suggestions for what?
Evil WB - SUGGESTIONS FOR THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - **hic** It's going to rain?
Evil WB - **growls** It will when you tell me how to power it....
Evil WB's Sorceress - Power what?
Evil WB - THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!!! THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!! HOW DO I POWER THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!!
Evil Vec - I'm going to need more dry ice...
Evil WB - WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DRY ICE !!!!!! I WANT MY **organ soap opera music begins playing** MONSOON OF EVIL!!!!! **end organ soap opera music**
Evil Vec - **looks around concerned** There's that damn music again....
Evil WB's Sorceress - Hey boss, **hic** Why are there two of you?
Evil WB - **slaps forehead** I'm surrounded by idiots...
Evil WB's Sorceress - You're telling me, now there are four of you! Say, who are you anyway?
Evil WB - ..........This is not happeneing.....
Evil WB's Sorceress - You look familiar, but I can't place the eyelids **hic!**
Evil WB - I'm Evil WB...What is this, some sort of evil role reversal?
Evil WB's Sorceress - You're not Evil WB!!!!! You're a shimmposter! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE - YOU'RE ETHEL MERMAN !!!!!!!! **falls on top of Evil WB and hiccups violently** HOW YA DOIN ETHEL !!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - MY NAME IS NOT ETHEL !!!!!!!!!!
Evil Vec- **paying no attention to EWB and EWBS** Hmm...Maybe if I say it myself...**organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Evil... **end organ soap opera music** DAMNIT THERE IT IS AGAIN !!!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - **begins singing off key** WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWING ON A STAR !!!!!! **hic** CARRY MOONBEAMS HOME IN A JAR !!!!!!
Evil WB - GUARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**The Forum Rangers come outside**
Evil WB - TAKE HER TO THE DUNGEON UNTIL SHE SOBERS OFF !!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - OR ARE YOU BETTER OFF WHERE YOU ARE !!?!?!?
Evil Vec - **organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Evil **end organ soap opera music** Damnit, thats just creepy....
Evil WB - AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - **still singing as she's carted off slovenly drunk** OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PIG !!!!!
Evil WB - That was so far besides the point its ridiculous...
Evil Vec - I'm more concerned with that damn organ music...Listen to this - **organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Ev - **
Evil WB - WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN ORGAN MUSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE WE GOING TO POWER FLUFFY!!
Evil Vec -Why don't we use an internal powering device. Like say - that freaky looking midget we have locked up in the basement?
Evil WB - EV, there are a lot of freaky midgets locked in the basement...I blame Evil Chainspike for that.....but anyways, you'll have to be more specific.
Evil Vec - YOU KNOW! the one wearing the navy uniform!
Evil WB - NAVY UNIFORM??? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WOMAN KEEPING IN MY BASEMENT !!!!!
Evil Vec - I dunno. Evil Chainspike found it on the side of a road and ravaged on about how sickeningly cute it was with its pink hair and decided to keep it as a pet. Its kinda weird though. Ever so often the thing'll blimp up into this huge fat woman in a bikini. Its horribly disgusting and it gave poor War Troophead the droops something awful. We put it in the cage with those weird Rocky Horror Picture Show Roadies from last week and the screams coming out of there late at night have kept the guards up at insane hours.
Evil WB - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Evil Vec - Yeah. And The Rocky Horror Guys were screaming the most. She's on her second cage now, you shoulve seen the first cage......nothing left but red bloody lips......
Evil WB - NOW THAT IS CREEPY....Its perfect...but creepy....THAT..thing..in the Navy Uniform -
Evil vec - Actually it more resembles a Sailor's outfit...
Evil WB - Whatever! THAT THING IN THE SAILORS OUTFIT SHALL BE THE CORE INSTRUMENT IN POWERING FLUFFY THE MONSTER RAIN CLOUD AND MY **organ soap opera music begins playing** MONSOON OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!! **end organ soap opera music** BWAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!
Evil vec - **looks around and screams** DAMNIT THATS GETTING ON MY NERVES !!!!!!! WHOEVER'S DOING THAT NEEDS TO CUT IT OUT !!!!!!
**Meanwhile on the top tower of Evil WB's fortress three shadowy figures are watching Evil Vec and Evil WB**
Figure #1 - So she is here...Thank you for helping me find her. This will make my job much easier. Shall we make ourselves known now?
Figure #2 - No. Our boss lady wouldnt be happy with that. Besides, Evil WB is our next job opportunity! Lets see how this plays out and wait for our boss to fly over.
Figure #3 - Yeah. And I don't know how you and your kind operate, but the three of us have been needing a new gig for a while. **thumbs through a book of useless information...** After all -
**steps into the light**
You can never get enough of Evil Jinsoku, Mad Coyote Cal, Superior Samantha, and Wicked Dubs !!!!!!!!!!
**thunder claps, children scream, and Evil Jinsoku begins playing an organ**
Mad Cal - CUT THAT OUT !!!!!!!!!
Evil Jin - **giggles like a schoolgirl**
To be continued - of course!
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And another. 'Evil Admins Return!'
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WB: Evil Admins return!!!!!
We open today's story in a seedy bar in the middle of the boredom district - namely TL's Big Bad Boring Bar N' Grill where we find two figures sitting in the darkness.
Evil WB - **sweating profusely and glaring at his perennial opponent..** So. Got any twos?........
Evil Vec - **glares at Evil WB and look forward as the crowd surrounding the table becomes silent...** Nope. **wipes his forehead** Got any threes?.....
Evil WB - **stares blankly and takes the last sip of his drink, then plunks it down on the table and says....** GO FISH !!!!!
Evil Vec - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **begins dancing on the table** I WIN I WIN NANNY NANNY BOO BOO !!!!!!
Evil Vec - !@#$% !!! I WOULD HAVE HAD IT IF WE WERE PLAYING OLD MAID, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO ___SOMEONE___ HAD TO SUGGEST GO FISH !!!!!
Evil Chainspike - But fishies are kyoot!!! **giggles**
Evil WB - **cackles madly at Vec** Best two out of three?
Evil Vec - BITE ME!!!
War Troophead - BAR OWNER! BRING ME ANOTHER SEVERED HEAD ON A PLATE !!!!
Evil Chainspike - Eeew! How can you eat that!
War Troophead - With lots of water. The eyeballs taste like chicken!
Evil Chainspike - NASTY !!!!!
TL - **walks to the table and sighs** I've told you already... WE DONT CARRY SEVERED HEADS ANYMORE !! The customers began to complain of the smells and the police noticed people were dissapearing....Its not very profitable for my business...
Mad Coyote Calhoun - I found nothing wrong with severed heads personally...Especially when sprinkled with a light boillabaise
Evil Jinsoku - HEADS !!!!!!!! MUST HAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!!!! CRAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Samanfur - Idiots...I'm surrounded by idiots....
**Forum Ranger Red runs up to the table**
Ranger Red - BOSS BOSS !!!!!
Evil WB - **sighs** What is it now Red?
Evil Vec - Has Punchasaurus gotten his head caught in the meat grinder again?
**we then flashback to Evil WB's Crystal Floating Fortress two days ago**
Dubba Puppet A - HIS HEAD IS CAUGHT !!!!!!! HOORAY FOR PUNCHASAURUS MEAT GRINDER HEAD !!!!!!!!!
Dubba Puppet B - MEAT GRINDER HEAD !!!! MEAT GRINDER HEAD !!!!
Cappucino the Coffee Monster - RRrff??
Punchasaurus - **flailing around in the meat grinder wildly** MMMMFFF !!!!!!!
Suprior Samanur - Idiots...I'm surrounded by idiots...
***flashback to the bar**
Ranger Red - No its Worse! LOOK!!! **points in an anime pose towards the opposite end of the bar**
**The bar door opens and in walks:**
War Troophead - HOLY ROLLERS !! ITS A PACK OF SAILORS !!!!!!!!
Evil Chainspike - EEEK !!! **dives under the table**
Mad Coyote Calhoun - Well....this is a new development....
Evil Jinsoku - HEADS !!!! CRAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Samanfur - JINSOKU WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DARNED HEADS !!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - **whispers to Mad Coyote Calhoun** She has head envy...
Mad Cal - **nods head in agreement**
Evil WB - What in the name of seven Wide Eyed Purple People Eaters are they doing here??????
Ranger Red - Dining Out?
Evil Vec - QUIET YOU!!!
Evil WB - I thought all sailors stuck to the sailor district! In fact - I thought they werent permitted from even LEAVING The Sailor District! This is not good....
Evil Vec - **thinks** The Sailors were confined ages ago to the Sailor District..THEY NEVER venture outside the Sailor Sickness Barrier....Unless....**begins to panic** Sweet Georgia Brown!!! What if they've finally sensed our power source?
Evil Chainspike - **still under the table** You mean, for Fluffy?
Ranger Red - **panics** THEY'LL WREAK HAVOC ON SEGA CITY !!!!!! THEY'LL WREAK HAVOC ON THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS !!!!!!! THEY'LL WREAK HAVOC ON US !!!!!!!
War Troophead - THEN WE MUST KILL THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Samanfur - WIll you kindly shut up and sit down?
War Troophead - **sits down and pouts** Joykiller.
Evil WB - Quiet! The last thing I need is a pack of sailors AND a pack of babbling twits on my case!
Evil Jinsoku - **lip begins pouting** Theres nothing wrong with mindless babble...
Mad Cal - **pats Jinsoku** There there, he didnt mean it...Bad ol WB !!!!!
Evil Vec - DONT YOU QUIET ME !! HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HAVOC WREAKED BEFORE! IT HURTS LIKE THE DICKENS !!!!!!!
Evil Chainspike **still under the table, begins bawling** - I dont want my havoc wreaked!!!! I JUST GOT THIS DRESS CLEANED !!!
Dubba Puppet A - **pops off the left shoulder** PANIC! PANIC !!!!!!!
Dubba Puppet B - **pops off the right shoulder** DOOM ! DOOM!
Evil WB - **whacks the puppets** Everybody hush! No one knows we have......"it". And it will stay that way as long as no one says a word. Don't even make eye contact!
**Everyone else begins staring wide eyed at the Sailors**
Evil WB - We're doomed...
**Meanwile across the bar we find Sailor Evil, Sailor Orange, Sailor Boredom, and Sailor Cancer Star***
TL - May I take your order?
Sailor Orange - Do you have any orange bananas?
TL - No, bananas only come in yellow....
Sailor Orange - Do you have any orange strawberries?
TL - No, strawberries only come in red...
Sailor Orange - Do you have any orange apples?
TL - **becoming annoyed** No, apples only come in red....
Sailor Orange - Well do you have ANY KIND of Orange fruit????
TL - **sarcastically** You mean...........like Oranges?
Sailor Orange - THATS IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TL - Yes....we have oranges. Would you like Navel Oranges, California Oranges, Florida Oranges, or Tangerines?
Sailor Orange - I'd like an ALASKAN ORANGE !!!!!!!
TL - **begins to fume** THEY DONT HAVE ORANGES IN ALASKA !!!!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - Well what DO they have in Alaska?
TL - Polar bears and Snow.
Sailor Orange - Well then get me an Orange Polar Bear wrapped in snow! CHOP CHOP !!!!
TL - **fumes and turns red** THERES NO SUCH THING AS AN ORANGE POLAR BEAR !!
Sailor Orange - Well then.....GIVE ME A GRAPEFRUIT !!!!!!!!
TL - **SCREAMS** I thought you wanted an orange !!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - **looks confused** I did?.....Who knew......**begins to browse the menu again** Do you have any orange bananas?
TL - **SCREAMS AND TURNS RED** NEXT ORDER PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Boredom - ................................................
TL - Well?
Sailor Boredom - ................................................
TL - Ummm....do you need more time with the menu?
Sailor Boredom - .............................................
TL - DAMNIT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - Umm...sir, she already said what she wanted. She wants a "................................................"
Sailor Evil - NONONO! She didnt say she wanted a "................................................" she said she wanted a ................................................
TL - She wants a what?
Sailor Cancer Star - You know! A ................................................
Sailor Orange - You wouldnt happen to have one of those ................................................ in orange, would you?
TL - ***begins to cry** LOOK !! JUST ORDER!! PLEASE !!!!!!
Sailor Boredom - ................................................! ................................................!
TL - Why me lord?
Sailor Cancer Star - You know what I want?
TL- To annoy me heavily?
Sailor Cancer Star - Besides that! I want a milkshake!
TL - FINALLY! A milkshake I can do ma'am!
Sailor Cancer Star - IN RAW COWS BLOOD !!!!!!!!!
TL - GOOD HEAVENS !!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - Does Cows blood come in orange?
TL - SHUT UP ABOUT THE ORANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Boredom - ................................................
Sailor Evil - Personally, I'd like a SEVERED HEAD !!!!!!!! Do you serve those?
**TL begins twitching and dives out the window, he was last seen curled up in a ball underneath a bush outside his restaraunt**
Sailor Evil - LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS !!!!
Sailor Cancer Star - Do we have to? Business City is about a 30 mile walk from here.
Sailor Evil - Not that business. The other business!
Sailor Orange - DUDE !!! THATS NASTY !! DO THAT BUSINESS IN THE BATHROOM !!!!
Sailor Evil - NOT THAT BUSINESS !!! THE OTHER BUSINESS !!!!
Sailor Boredom - ..................................................
Sailor Evil - Boredom, you speak volumes.....he business at hand today is THIS:
**holds up a picture of Sailor Mini-Dub, under it is the big words **MISSING**
**The Evil Admins notice this and thier eyes suddenly widen**
Sailor Evil - Sailor Mini-Dub was last seen here in Sega City. So naturally we need to find out where he/she/it is.
Sailor Cancer Star - But where?
Sailor EVil - I heard tell of a rain cloud called FLUFFY that was powered by a small pink haired monster....
**The Evil Admins all run out of the bar at once screaming and heading towards the floating fortress**
War Troophead - WE'RE DOOMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DOOMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **begins constantly bapping Evil Chainspike on the head with the Cosmic Icky Stick** STUPID STUPID STUPID !!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP THAT THING !!!!!
Evil Chainspike - **Crying** BUT IT WAS CUTE AND IT WAS YOUR IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **baps her again** THATS NOT THE POINT !!!!!!!
Evil Vec - We've got to get that thing out of the Fortress dungeon !!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Superior Sam - I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN !! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU !!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - Does this mean we cant get any severed heads?
Everybody - NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mad Cal - Looks like another wonderful day in Sega City...
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There.
If you want more, click. Also, you'll find funnies from older guys like Jinsoku or Anthony100.
WB/Jon Gray also worked for Archie Comics as an artist for the sonic comic for a period of time as well.
NO FREAKIN' WAY! JON GRAY?! I LOVE HIM! Is he also the one that did the sign for TEVC?
I love all his art work and thought the one on Devart resembled his style very much. My two favorite issues are the ones he did. OH THAT'S SO COOL! I love to work off his style! Man. I'm psyched. What's his Devart name? I wanna see some more awesome art work!
Please note that this board has owned WB for about 7 years now so we're all extremely cool by extension. And yes, he did the EVC image. =D
Please note that this board has owned WB for about 7 years now
Awww, you make him sound like some kind of deranged pet that we keep chained to the wall for our amusement...
Lo how the mighty have fallen! *cackles*
*Narrows eyes* I think he's been gone long enough for us to finally get access to his jaccuzzi. Last time any mortals tried this, Samanfur foiled their plots with the help of Camilla the Chicken. Without admin protection the warm premium bubbles of Dubsie's office are ours for the taking!
It's like the holy grail!
...For giants,
...Filled with warm carbonated beverages!
Mmmmmmm....
Waaait, Dubs doesn't work on Sonic anymore?
When did this happen?
Months ago. I remember him coming into the chat and the topic of that came up. I think he's also mentioned it on his website.
I went there last night and I loved it! I basically suck at drawing Sonic himself and his pictures helped me out alot.
