People have such short attention spans anymore. Well when I was... oh god, I almost said it. 'Scuse me I need to go take out my teeth and clean 'em.

~Oldman

The metaphysical ramblings of this thread have unbalanced the cosmic balance! AARRGGHHH WHAT IS THAT HAND COMING OUT OF THE COMPUTER DEAR GOD IT'S PULLING ME IN!
(Gets pulled into the abyss of hell)

Don't bump older topics with semi-spam (longer than a one liner,still adds nothing), replicate this message for all of the other topics you've bumped below this one (with exception of Military thread).

Thanks and have a nice day!

Matt, do you honestly think bumping long-forgotten topics which even the other parties involved have forgotten is going to make you look any less [mentally hilarious]?

If you're trying to hide all the stupid things you've said in this thread, forget it. Other people have quoted you so much it's kind of impossible.

I know you're ashamed of this thread, but you're going about it the wrong way. Let it die, Matthew.