Ultra: Now...let us go ahead and listen to this CD of old Jinsoku quotes...>:)
*turns on stereo*
~From topic: I'm not wearin' any pants. ^.^~
Jinsoku:Now that I got your attention (the freaks don't count. :X), let me explain my over-retardednessessess self as of current.
What the hell was I talking about?
Jinsoku: THE CONSTIPATION SONG!
::RECENT CONVERSATION::
TL: Barney: LET`S ALL SING THE CONSTIPATION SONG !!!!!!!
Jin: I'm constipated! You're constiapted!
Jin: We're as constipated as can be!
::END CONVERSATION::
With a nick nack patty wacker give a dog a bone... er... or something.
Jinsoku: *whimper*
shrinks*
I'll be good. ^^;
HOWEVER...
I'm still not wearing any pants!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*runs around Sega City bucket-nekkid wif only a shirt and his pants in his hands*
Jinsoku: ^____^ Heeheeh. Many thanks.
I'm a riot. Heheheh.
Can I be an unruly mob, as well?
...
Oh wait, you meant it as a figure of speach.
Gotcha.
NOW; TO THE LADIES ROOM!!! *runs buck-nekkid in there*
*turns stereo off*
Ultra: O_________O....let's listen to some more! >:D
*Looks for some more*
TBC!
Ultra: Now for a special WB post! >:)
*turns on record player*
~From the topic: Three Little Maids from School are We!~
Quote:
**War Troophead walks out on stage with Punchasaurus***
War Troophead - **pics up mic** Is this thing on?
Punchasaurus - RRRRRAARRRGGHH!!!
War Troophead - Good good....GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTS!!! AND WELCOME TO THE 1st ANNUAL MOBIUS FORUM VARIETY SHOW!!!!! Today we bring you acts and feats unparalled as your favorite forumers and evil administrators bring you thrills spills and good galore!!! Afterwards we shall maim and kill you and refreshments are served in the green room! And now for our first act! Evil WB and his Kabuki Theater!!
**loud claps from audience***
....waiting....
...waiting....
War Troophead - I SAID: Evil WB and his Kabuki Theater!
**loud claps from audience drowned out by murmuring***
Evil Vec **from behind a curtain** - I _ABSOLUTELY REFUSE_ TO GO OUT ON STAGE DRESSED LIKE THIS !!!!!
Evil WB - YOU HAVE TO! WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE!!!
War Tetherblood - WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS STUPID ACT! I've never been evil before! Why do I have to have an evil counterpart now!!!
Evil WB - because we needed a third male and you're the only guy I could think of at such short notice so get your ass out there !!!!!!!!!
the audience looks at the curtains befuddled, War troophead breaks into cold sweat
War Troophead - Ummm...guys...
Evil WB - I SAID GET OUT THERE NOW !!!! lightning strikes, loud girlish screaming is heard and suddenly three "women" dressed in red kimono's with painted white faces hidden by fans appear
War Troophead - **laughing insanely** LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OUR KABUKI PLAYERS !!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA !!!!
**insane audience laughter
Evil Vector - This...is the most....humiliating...moment...of my life...
War Troophead - for those that dont know, Kabuki is a style of storytelling where men often play the parts of women! isn't that right TBlood! cackling madly at TBlood in womens dress***
Evil TBlood - OH SHUT UP !!!!!
War Troophead - "Ladies" (and I use the term as LOOSELY as possible) what are your names! **holds mic in front of each one***
Evil Vec - ....**crying** Teri...
Evil TBlood - ...**grumbling** Yaki...
Evil WB - ...**beaming proudly** Yum-Yum! When do we eat!!!
**audience howls with laughter**
War Troophead - **trying as hard as she can to hold laughter** Well Teri, Yaki, and Yum-Yum, what will you be doing for us today?
Evil Vec - **mumbling** making complete asses out of ourselves...
Evil WB - Ignore him Troopsy. Today we shall be singing Gilbert and Sullivans "Three Little Maids From School!"
War Troophead - **cackling Oh, this oughta be good!
Evil TBlood - OH SHUT UP !!!!
War Troophead - TAKE IT AWAY EVIL CHAINSPIKE !!!!
Evil Chainspike - sitting in the DJ Booth with Cappucino the Coffee monster and Evil WB's pet eep, Cuddles*** YO YO YO WUZ UP MY DAWGS! DIS IS KOOL MOMMA C HIP HOP HAPPENIN FRESH LAYIN IT DO IN DA 2 TRIPLE ZERO TO DA TUNE O DAT FRESH GILBERT AND SULLIVAN TRACK MY HOMEYS !!!!!
Cappucino - **coughs, takes a breath mint** Word to your mother. **giggles insanely at the fact that he got the line right***
War Troophead - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: I GIVE YOU - TERI, YAKI, AND YUM-YUM !!!!!!
**audience claps, lights dim, and the three evil admins take center stage against a giant chinese backdrop**
**music plays**
ALL THREE - Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!YUM-YUM (EWB) - Everything is a source of fun! (Chuckles and flashes teeth)
TERI (EV) - Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (weeps pitifully)
YAKI (ETB) - Life is a joke that's just begun! (looking VERY ANGRY)
THE THREE - Three little maids from school!
THR THREE - Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,**in audience**
Ian J - Seminary? isnt that the thing you give old people when thier bowels don't move?
Jinsoku - **laughing THATS AN ENIMA YOU NINNY !!!!
THE THREE - Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!YUM-YUM (EWB) - One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum-- trips over extension cord***
TERI (EV) - Two little maids in attendance come-- **who then trips facefirst over Evil WB***
YAKI (ETB) - **growling and tripping over both, entirely off stage, landing head first in a tuba*** Three little maids is the total sum! (I am SO GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY OVER THIS!)
THE THREE - Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!YUM-YUM (EWB) - **grabbing at ETB and pulling** From three little maids take one away!
TERI (Evil Vec) - **grabbing at EWB and pulling*** Two little maids remain, and they--
YAKI (ETB) - **tuba player blows violently knocking all three backwards** Won't have to wait very long, they saaaaaaayyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH !!!!!!!!!--
**loud crash**
THE THREE - Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!THE THREE - Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,Evil Vector - GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHEST PERVERT!!!!!!!
**in audience**
Cassandra7 - So thats what pert means....
Samanfur - Oy !!!!!
THE THREE - Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from schooooool!
Three little maids from schooooool!
Three little MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS from school!Evil Vector - Someone PLEASE shoot me now......
War Troophead - AND THATS THE END!
*turns off record player*
Ultra: *laughs* Dubzie is a nut! ^____^
*looks for some more*
*hides all the material she has ever written*
I know I'm next!! I'm not stupid!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*wimpers in corner and cries*
I DARE YOU!!! GET HER GET HER GET HER!!! KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!
*is dragged off by someone*
*crumbles into fetal position and whimpers*
I don;t want to know what bad things I wrote.....BAD INIRIKOOC!!!
*tosses banana at Inirikooc*
*falls out of chair* 
Old, but still good.
*slowly backs away*
....
Ultra: Lesse if there's some more Jinsoku...
*turns on stereo*
~From Topic: I'm eating cereal!~
Quote:
Jinsoku: I'm eating cereal!
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, to be exact!
Yes!Point? I had no point! ^____________________^
I'm just eating...CEREAL!!!
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Jinsoku: I love cereal
I LOVE CEREAL!!
: I want cereal
: I want cereal
: I want cereal
: I want cereal
: I want cereal
: I want cereal
Jinsoku: You cant have mine!
WB: I don't have any!
Anthony: ... eh stupid emoticons. Go look on the top shelf.
----Jinsoku: My Stacy Picture!
MINE! MINE MINE MINE! And you can't have it!
*sticks out his tongue*PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!!!
And what's subletly? Is that like... another word for subtitles?
... I mean, I'll spam the board whenever I want!
MUAHAHAH! COME HITHER, MY SPAMMING MINIONS!!!
MINE! MINE MINE MINE! And you can't have it!
*sticks out his tongue*PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!!!
And what's subletly? Is that like... another word for subtitles?
... I mean, I'll spam the board whenever I want!
MUAHAHAH! COME HITHER, MY SPAMMING MINIONS!!!
BWAHAHAHA!
Fwee! ^____________^
*turns off stereo*
Ultra: Why do I feel deja vu'? OO;
*turns it back on*
~From Topic: I'm drinking chocolate milk!!!~
Quote:
I'm drinking chocolate milk!!!
*Gets looks from everyone at the MoFo*
Jinsoku: What... I am. *blink*
Joey: Just shut up, already. Stop spamming the damn place. *flips to the next page in his hentai manga*
Jinsoku: Huh? But I-!
WB: *smacks Jin upside the head* Don't make me turn into Daddy Dub on ya, Jin. You know I hate the spamming on the damn bored.
Vector: Yes. You seriously got to stop your nonsense.
Jinsoku: But I-!
WB: *waves the rubber chicken at Jin* Jin! Don't make me take out my Cosmic Icky Stick!
Jinsoku: But... ... huhuhuh. Your icky stick. *laughs*
Chainspike: Quit it with your sexual acts. First your orgasms, now talking about other people's tools. *sticks out her tongue*
Kathy-Lu: Yeah! You sick bastard!
Jinsoku: I-!
TL: ... you're an idiot.
Jinsoku: ... Okay, yes, but-!
WB: That's it! I don't wanna hear it!!! I ban you from posting for another week!
Jinsoku!: What? Hell no!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: Yes!
Jinsoku: No!
WB: No!
Jinsoku: Yes!
WB: No!
Jinsoku: Yes!
WB: No!
Jinsoku: Yes!
WB: No!
Jinsoku: Yes!
WB: No!
Jinsoku: Yes!
WB: No!
Jinsoku: Yes!
WB: FINE! DON'T post here for another week. See if I care.
Jinsoku: Damn right... hey wait! NO! GRR! MINIONS!!!WB: ... Oh Poo.
*turns off stereo*
Ultra: What's with all the breakfast related items? O_O
TBC!!!
I remember both of those...
Ultra: Now let us see what else is on...
*turns on radio*
~From Topic: The New Shadow is...!!!~
Quote:
Jinsoku: The New Shadow is...!!!
GeoDude!!!
Dun dunna dun dunna dunnaaa... POKEMON!!!
*end crappy "Who's Dat Pokemon, Holmes?" skit*
Seriously, it does look like that retarded thing.
But, to be PERFECTLY SERIOUS!THE NEW SHADOW IS...!!!
I have no frikkin clue. ;___; The only time I'm up early enough to get it right and I dunno who the fook he/she be.. bleh!
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Jinsoku: NO WAIT!!!
It's Catterkiller! Or.. SOMETHING! AHHHH! I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME!!! Um um... I need a Sonic manual, like, NOW!!! AGH!!!
I almost called it a Caterbee, too. ;_______; EVIL Pokymn!!!
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Jinsoku: *whines*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I wanted to get the shadow for once... bleh. Off by a couple of minutes... that sucks.
*turns radio off*
Ultra: Shadow? Pokemon? O_O;;;
*turns radio back on*
~From Topic: The birth of funny!~
Quote:
Anthony100: The birth of funny!
This is something Shadow and me made on AIM.
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SPARKY THE HAMSTER- Episode 1 The beginningHyper Anthony100: BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT, ALMIGHTY HAMSTER!
Shadowfox616: you?? HAH!
Shadowfox616: Yer just a ten year old...
Hyper Anthony100: 20
Hyper Anthony100: 30
Hyper Anthony100: 40
Hyper Anthony100: 50
Hyper Anthony100: 60
Hyper Anthony100: 70
Hyper Anthony100: 80
Shadowfox616: LOL!!!
Hyper Anthony100: 90
Shadowfox616: OK!OK!
Hyper Anthony100: 100!
Hyper Anthony100: I'm old 🙂 .
Shadowfox616: *bows down before ya..*
Shadowfox616: Grrrrr....
Hyper Anthony100: NOT ME! THE HAMSTER YOU NUT, THE HAMSTER!
Shadowfox616: LOL!!!!!
Hyper Anthony100: BOW!
Shadowfox616: hooo boy...
Hyper Anthony100: BOW!
Shadowfox616: *grumbles* Bows.
Shadowfox616: Bow-wow...
Hyper Anthony100: THE GREAT HAMSTER IS NOT SATISFIED, OR AMUSED! NOW BOW!
Hyper Anthony100: ...?
Shadowfox616: *sighs*
Shadowfox616: ok..
Shadowfox616: *bows*
Hyper Anthony100: BOW OR THE RATS WILL EAT YOU!
Hyper Anthony100: Good job
Shadowfox616: thank you...
Hyper Anthony100: LORD SPARKY is satasfied
Hyper Anthony100: NOW FEED HIM!
Shadowfox616: S..s....sparky!!??
Shadowfox616: LOL!
Hyper Anthony100: GUARDS...!
Shadowfox616: *giggles and feeds him..*
Shadowfox616: ook!@
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Shadowfox616: Hey..look..I'm feeding him!!!
Hyper Anthony100: !?
Hyper Anthony100: Good
Hyper Anthony100: NOW TAKE HIM FOR A WALK!
Shadowfox616: here you lil rat...*shoves food down the hairy guy's throaht..*
Shadowfox616: fine...
Shadowfox616: *puts a leash on him and boots him to walk..*
Shadowfox616: WALK!
Shadowfox616: *kicks him again..*
Hyper Anthony100: AND WHEN YOU COME BACK YOU MUST PAY A FINE FOR HAMSTER MISTREATMENT!
Shadowfox616: grrr...
Hyper Anthony100: *Kicks shadow*
Shadowfox616: OWW!!!!
Shadowfox616: oookay....
Shadowfox616: *grabs ya and kicks you HARD!!!!*
Shadowfox616: how's that feel?
Hyper Anthony100: AND ONLY TALK TO HIM IN 3rd PERSON!
Shadowfox616: *punts ya agin*
Hyper Anthony100: GUARDS!
Shadowfox616: (ooh jeez...you are just too funny!!)
Shadowfox616: no..
Shadowfox616: I'll be good!
Shadowfox616: I will!
Hyper Anthony100: NOW WALK HIM!
Shadowfox616: *walks him right..*
Hyper Anthony100: DOWN THE SREET
Shadowfox616: ok..
Shadowfox616: *walks him down the street*
Hyper Anthony100: Down I-65!
Shadowfox616: no way!
Hyper Anthony100: DO IT!
Shadowfox616: it's dangerous!
Shadowfox616: ok..ok..
Hyper Anthony100: GUARDS
Shadowfox616: *goes to the highway..*
Hyper Anthony100: WHEN YOUR DONE WITH THAT WALK HIM TO ALSTRAILA!
Shadowfox616: Heh..ya misspelled that wrong..
Hyper Anthony100: I DONT CARE! WALK!
Shadowfox616: jeez....whatta louse...
Shadowfox616: *walks him*
Hyper Anthony100: FOR THAT TO THE NORTH POLE!
Shadowfox616: *even walks him on the boat...*
Hyper Anthony100: Getting tired?
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Shadowfox616: *then were on the plane and walking him in there..*
Shadowfox616: yes..
Shadowfox616: very..
Shadowfox616: tired.
Shadowfox616: *slumps down on the ground*
Hyper Anthony100: HEY YOU CANT USE TRASPORTATION! WALK, SWIM EVEN!
Shadowfox616: grrr....ok..
Shadowfox616: *swims*
Hyper Anthony100: *Plane drops shawdow into the ocean*
Shadowfox616: yaaah!!!!!
Hyper Anthony100: Bye Bye
Shadowfox616: *slash!!!*
Shadowfox616: *glubs*
Hyper Anthony100: ??Shadowfox616: *sinks down till we drown..*
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Shadowfox616: *now in heaven..*
Hyper Anthony100: Now where did that revive get to?
Hyper Anthony100: *Digs through a pile of junk looking for 2 bottles of revives*
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Hyper Anthony100: Ah here they are!
Hyper Anthony100: *Meanwhile in heaven*
Shadowfox616: *hmmm...nice day tho*
Hyper Anthony100: Pssst. PSSSST. It's your cue! WHat are you trying to do? Ruin the play?
Shadowfox616: lol....
Shadowfox616: sorry..
Hyper Anthony100: *Whacks Shawdow with a spork*
Shadowfox616: just got a bit of a trouble from my step-mom..
Hyper Anthony100: *Your skrewing up the play!
Shadowfox616: sowwy!!!
Hyper Anthony100: *Whacks Shadow with a mallet*
Shadowfox616: OOW!
Hyper Anthony100: *Your missing your lines and embarassing yourself on live TV!
Shadowfox616: were not on tv...
Hyper Anthony100: You don't know that!
Shadowfox616: Well..nice day huh? *to the hamster..*
Hyper Anthony100: Ok.
Shadowfox616: just you and me...
Shadowfox616: and no Anthony!
Shadowfox616: lol..
Hyper Anthony100: *swims down to the area where they drowed
Shadowfox616: Hello heavens angels..
Shadowfox616: *sees a bunch of cherubs playing* Hey there!
Shadowfox616: *they wave*
Shadowfox616: cute aren't they?
Shadowfox616: *he squeeaks*
Hyper Anthony100: *Shoves the revive down their trotes (I can't spell it.) *Takes them back to the castle*
Shadowfox616: *glubs again..*
Shadowfox616: *thinks* Huh???
Shadowfox616: what's goin on??
Hyper Anthony100: *shadow and sparky go through time and space*
Shadowfox616: Whaaaah!!!
Hyper Anthony100: *shadow and sparky wake up*
Shadowfox616: Huh??
Hyper Anthony100: Hi!
Shadowfox616: *we both look at eachother*
Shadowfox616: Run Sparky!!
Shadowfox616: *we run*
Shadowfox616: *AWAY from you!!*
Shadowfox616: yaaah!
Hyper Anthony100: AND FINISH THAT WALK!
Shadowfox616: NO WAY!!
Hyper Anthony100: FOR LORD SPARKY!
Shadowfox616: *SQUEEAAKKSS!!!*
Shadowfox616: *translation* No way!
Hyper Anthony100: HEY GET BACK HERE WITH MY HAMSTER!Hyper Anthony100:
Hyper Anthony100:
Hyper Anthony100:
Hyper Anthony100:
Shadowfox616: *runs for it..*
Shadowfox616: um..your lettering is white...
Shadowfox616: can't see it..
Hyper Anthony100: *The curtains fall and the play ends
Shadowfox616: hello
Hyper Anthony100:
Hyper Anthony100:
Hyper Anthony100: Thats what i did
Shadowfox616: Well..I can't see it..
Hyper Anthony100: Hey you did great on the play!
Shadowfox616: LOL..you too..
Hyper Anthony100: *steps to the other side of the curtan*
Hyper Anthony100: AHEM!
Shadowfox616: oh..ok..*goes with you..*
Shadowfox616: *and holds the hamster..*
Hyper Anthony100: Come tomorrow for episode 2! Sparky sees Santa!
Shadowfox616: *and we all bow*
Shadowfox616: LOL..
Hyper Anthony100: Bow-Wow!
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The End. All who liked it please respond. We might make it daily or weekly! :lol----
Anthony100: Hee hee.
Ablolutly nothing. We will make it daily or weekly If we get enough responces.
*turns radio off*
Ultra: MAKE IT A WEEKLY SERIES ANTHONY! 😀
TBC
see, all i have to do is come up with something... something funny... something to make people laugh. Then after i make them laugh i must continue to make jokes, the jokes after the original joke don't have to be as funny becuse there already laughing... yes... so the laughter continues, quickly i need another joke about something else to build the 'funny' then after i get it to the proper point of funny power people will LAUGH! or are they already doing that... well one would hope they would be by that point, but if there not they WILL BE! wahahahahhaahahwahahahwahhah... then i can post this so called 'funny' post. Then people will give me praise like Lol, and LOSRUSTRAOAIL (Laughing Over Stuff Right Under Super Transformer Rolling Around On Ass In Iaughter) and other random acroynems. Then i can get the reputation of makeing funny posts! Once i have this reputation i no longer need to be funny and can use the exact same jokes over and over again. It'S A BRILLIANT PLAN! I can make a post with nothing in it and get 30 replys! (well not me but there are sertain people that could!) WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! aah... name brand speicalization... if only it were true... but we live in world with people way to smart to fall for this... wait... wait.. we live on earth?! ooooh.
THEN IT COULD WORK! AND I COULD RULE THE WORLD! i'd laugh evily but i don't want to. It's perfect, the perfect plan, then once they laugh at anything i do i can throw stuff at them and they won't care. It's to brilliant not to work!
(for those woundering no this is not some kind of evil scheam plan thing, so just go back to bed.)
so it wouldn't work... a man can dream can't he? A man can dream...
(by the way, he's not the village idioit, no titles are to aply to him, TITLES ARE TO BE SHOT ON SITE! Seriously. Exept for the shooting thing.)
Funny isn't even the word for that...
When I saw those I fell out of my chair and hit the stairs!
XD
Hehehe...
I applaud...
Ultra: I wonder what I can find this time...
*turns on radio*
~From Topic: Jinsoku, your a...~
Quote:
Kathy Lu: Jinsoku, your a...
Musuko no aru abazureon 'na!!!! Ha!
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Jinsoku: Yeah well ,you're...
Una nia imbecil que no se quiere callar por ni un segundo! :b :lol
BEAT THAT! ^___________^
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Jinsoku: ...
-v-;;
*smacks Anthony with a frying pan and with one quick blow, sends him hurdling towards a mountain, Mr. Satan style*
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Kathy Lu: Oh, yeah!?
watashu nozomu korosu anata!!!!
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Anthony100: Owie...
MY PiE!!!!!!!!! I dropped my PiE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forget me, save the PiE!
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Jinsoku: LoL. Too funny...
No se que coo me dices, pero PARA!!! Me estas volviendo loco, mujer! Aye! Estas carajitas no saben cuando parar y suigen y suigen... aye-yi yi...
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Anthony100: Re: LoL. Too funny...
*trys to make out the es spanoil*
Ok lets see...Mom
CrazyO.o That ain't good!!! :eek :eek
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Kathy Lu: Re: LoL. Too funny...
Okay, a break from japanese...
MAFANGULA!!!!!!!!
Okay back to japanese...
SHIMATTA OKASAN ABAZUREON 'NA!!!!!!----
Jinsoku: EGAD! You said "SHIMATTA!" That means "DAMN I
Or Damn you.. whichever...
But SOMEONE'S Spanish is wrong. There is NO, I repeat, NO MENTIONING of ANYONE'S mother in that sentance. 🙂
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Kathy Lu: Well...Duh!
I AM cursin' at you...Ya think I'd say Sakura kotogakko?
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TL Kidnoyle: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
Stop this madness! The number of total CRAP posts in the past hour or so has been astronomical! Even for ppl who always post nonsense posts! =P
*plugs his ears up and sings loudly and obnoxiously to drown out the hyperactively posting ppl*
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Anthony100: I can't help that!!!
I haven't had Spanish classes in abojut 2 months! It can't be helped >: :eek :lol 🙁
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kathy Lu: Dun let him bother you, Anthony.
He's an idiot. And he fights like a on'nanoko!!!!!!!!
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Jinsoku: Ok then, fine...
I have the power to destroy a whole planet, if you wish for me to do so.
See, I don't hit ladies, less it be Kusagi, a sparring partner o' mine. So unless ye really want it... :b
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Anthony100: Re: hmmm...
Alright *stops to breathe* The court system just told me to give this to Jin and Kathy.
*Starts reading*
To whom it may concerne...
This is a court order. From now on all MoFo insults must be put in English. All who diabay have to pay 5 rubber chikens or an Icky Sticky! I WANT THEM BACK 🙂 . That's all, now leave me alone!
~Stamped on the 10-10-10 by Evil WB
*stops reading*
Kathy and Jin. :...
That's my 2 and 1/2 cents for the thread. What? Yeah I know it's a cheap sig, the H.L.A only gave me $3! 🙂 I LOVE HAMSTERS, THERE I SAID IT, SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! :p----*looks down...OOH! I'm gonna love this one! >:D ----
Samanfur: Amen, TL...I thought that people were supposed to be getting bored with spamming...?
*turns to Svan*
"Hey, Svan! Whaddaya say we start a thread and sit here making `I love you more!`, `No! I love you more!` posts in various languages for a couple of hours?"
*snicker*
"Either that or..." *adopts `Roger Rabbit` accent* "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 1,000, 2,000"
Boring, yes. Inane, yes. But Svan and I`d be enjoying it, so does that make it alright, then?
Well, I`ll leave that up to your individual consciences... But if this thread gets any longer, I don`t want to hear ANY more complaining about the silliness level from anyone involved...
"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof." - Richard Bach----*one of Samanfur's lectures. *dully* Yay.----
Samanfur: *ahem*
This is for the MoFo, right? Silliness. Kinda like a Kathy-Lu vs Jin type of thing. (Or "that KID" ) ...
Fair enough - but if you`re going to keep this up, you`ve got no right to complain about spamming or silliness, which you just did. And I`m not the only one who agrees that at aleast the Sailor thread had a point other than "I`m bored - I`ll spam the forum".
It's barely gotten 40 posts. And it's just something funny going on, and we don't mean anything bad to eachother - at least I don't mean anything - it's just fun.
Hey... Fun`s what this place is about, and I never suggested that you two were meaning anything bad towards one another. It`s just that if people`re complaining about spam, and want it to stop, then they`re going to have to stop posting it. And I wasn`t the first to comment on the spamminess of that thread - TL was.
Though, I really wouldn't consider it SPAM... seeing as it's not just some... random post like a few weeks ago. Or need I remind you of my minions?
But again, what`s the point? If Kathy and you want to play games between yourselves, you can play them on AIM. If, as you say, the forum`s getting too congested with spam and silliness, then set an example.
How is it not just `random` if half the forum doesn`t speak the language, and even most of those who do don`t particularly care?
Hence I was a little surprised at your sudden u-turn after your minion` invasion, though.
Anyway... if you couldn't tell, the thread's dying down, as it was more a spur of the moment type of thing last night. We enjoyed it and had some laughs. Now it's going away, going bye bye.
I`m not psychic, Jin. I don`t know what people`re going to do with a thread. I just see people gripinmg about spam and silliness one minute, and diving into it head first the next. So I`m just acting to either calm it down or tell them that they can`t have it both ways - that`s not unreasonable...
Now, you compare it to the Sailorness thread... where it went on... and on... and on... and on, which reaked havoc on most computers, which DID create a problem.
Owing to the fact that most of the Admins have at least T1 connections, we didn`t notice. But when people started saying that it was causing the forum problems, they DID something about it. And we moved it to somewhere where it`s not bothering people, and where people`re still visiting it.
And as Bumper stated, at first it was funny, guffaw, guffaw,
Thank you, Jinny-Moon...
but it got a bit too... ... overplayed, which in turn came to the conclusion of the Sailorness background and a Sailor-Vec on top of the Forum stating that we're in Sailorness mode... in which I see none of anymore, and if this is a theme thingy, well, with all due respect and honesty - it stinks.
The background was something that people were asking for - and, as you can see, the Sailor theme was put in place by Vec. Funnily enough, if you have a problem with it - I`m not the person to talk to. It wasn`t my idea.
Where's the flashy stuff? Where are the dancing Sailors? The cheap MidI in the background? The funny post of paragraphs? C'mon... that thing back there was surely thrown in just because the thread got oh so long and fun.
As a matter of fact, I think that it was thrown in because people asked for it...
And now... Sam... I really hate to state this out, but... that was nice. Comparing a nice small 20 hour or less active thread, to one that's lasted about a week or more... with over 200+ posts... and growing...
Yes. A popular thread with multiple posters and a narrative, rather than a thread posted by couple of people with nothing better to do and with no particular purpose. A monster thread couldn`t have survived if people didn`t want it to.
and that changed the MoFo and everything else, and whining and rubbing it in to, well, me basically - because I ranted about getting annoyed of the overall "craziness", and I'm in this thread -,
Hold on a minute...
The Sailor thread did NOT change the MoFo. You said yourself that people were spamming and being silly before it came along - and, without wanting to make this sound like a personal attack, you were more than happy to admit that it included you.
A responsibly-handled thread which is now not even on the forum is being made the scapegoat for A LOT of other people`s unrelated actions - and quite frankly, I`m not going to accept that. It`s caused no more threads in its own right than Barney, Richard Simmons, Hello Kitty or whatever - for some reason, people just want to believe that it has, because it`s a bigger and easier target.
not to mention the fact that you also waved in front of my face that would apply to this thread about you and Svan that you'd "enjoy" like we were enjoying,
That`s what`s known as irony, Jin... Although I`m not quite sure what you`re talking about...
All that I was trying to point out with that deliberately far-fetched example of something that I have never - in my almost three years at the MoFo - done, and would never do, was that making a load of irrelevant posts with a readership of about three people - whether they be unintelligible through being just too damn silly to handle, pointless, or being in a language that not everyone can understand - is spam, and selfish spam, at that.
And since complaints`re being made about the amount of spam on this board - thoroughly reasonably - the Admins`re trying to crack down. QED.
The MoFo has been a silly forum for as long as I`ve been coming here - and I hope that it always remains so - but the obssession with spamming is going from the mature side of funny/wacky/silly to just plain daft. Nobody likes having to pick through all of the dross for the vaguely intelligent bits of conversation that`re getting swamped...
and also comparing it to the big big big thread.
Which is completely different to random, exclusive spam, as myself and several other people, including other Admins, have already pointed out. It is also a forum group mission, not just a post made because someone didn`t have anything better to do, which has been the case with a lot of the spam recently (and I`m not attacking anyone personally here...).
Oh yes. Really great and thoughtful. Especially from you... you should know better...
No, Jin - YOU should know better, becauase - and I really didn`t want to have to point this out - you just aren `t THINKING before you post.
How you can`t understand that you`re just doing exactly what you complained about being a BAD thing when other people do it - and seemingly expecting people not to notice or react - completely defeats me - it just does...
Lighthead said in his original post that the first thing that anyone`d hear during a crackdown on spam would be lots of yowls of "Stop spoiling my fun and infringing my rights!" and I`m not the one making those. Think about it...
*turns off radio*
*notices Sam, Jin, and KAthy Lu trying to break in*
Ultra: Ah...now wasn't that just lovely? Thanks to.....*takes off mask* ULTRA SHADOW 007!!! >: D *runs out back, door, cackling madly....then Ultra steps in from bathroom*
Ultra: Huh? Who's there? *opens door, and the forumer, mod, and admin stragle him*
Ultra: AIE!!!!!! CUT TO COMMERCIAL! CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!!
.......*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*....
TBC!!!
Heh, I like being in things.
I really like the Jin posts too. I remember a lot of those the first time around.
CEREAL
Hey, maybe you should try doing a regular 'Spotlight on a Random Forumer' feature or something.
*Ultra is a bit tired...and bandaged*
Ultra: ...maybe some old quotes will calm me nerves...
*turns on stereo*
~From Topic: EMERGENCY! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! HAMSTERS!!!!!!!!~
Quote:
Anthony100: EMERGENCY! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! HAMSTERS!!!!!!!!
*a paper airplane with writing on it lands in front of the Mofoer's
Not much longer... Big hamster title wave heading for the MoFo... read the following, then run...
Hyper Anthony100: *gets out the checklist paper and looks around for the pencil*
Hyper Anthony100: Where did that pencil get to?
Shadowfox616: giggle
Hyper Anthony100: *digs down into a pile of dirty laundry until he makes a tunnle a mile deep*
Shadowfox616: yuck...*picks up your undie* hoo boy..
Shadowfox616: *tosses it*
Shadowfox616: Hey! Ya found it!
Hyper Anthony100: Where did that come from *throws out a dog*
Hyper Anthony100: *catches it*
Hyper Anthony100: THATS NOT THE PENCIL!
Shadowfox616: *I meant: Hey! Ya found it?*
Hyper Anthony100: *continues to dig until his tunnle is too far to see him*
Hyper Anthony100: *turns on a walkie talky* no
Shadowfox616: *uses it too* Oh..okay..
Hyper Anthony100: I found Joe
Shadowfox616: Really?
Shadowfox616: Cool!
Hyper Anthony100: *throws out a koosh ball*
Hyper Anthony100: yep
Shadowfox616: *sees ya flinging clothes and such untill one of your Tails undies gets in my face*
Shadowfox616: Urk..
Shadowfox616: Cute undie Ant! *Giggles*
Shadowfox616: *tosses it aside*
Hyper Anthony100: *starts throwing bowling balls* HEADDS UP!
Shadowfox616: Yeeee! *tries to get out of the way*
Shadowfox616: Whoops!
Shadowfox616: Hah...all of them missed me..
Shadowfox616: *gets hit by the last one*
Hyper Anthony100: *starts throwing cloth from the other MoFoers*
Shadowfox616: *KLONK!* Owwwwww
Shadowfox616: Huhh???
Hyper Anthony100: This used to be the old MoFo pile
Shadowfox616: Where did ya get these??
Hyper Anthony100: I took the key when I left my old name a year ago
Shadowfox616: *picks up a girl's undie* Jeez...you.. you..
Shadowfox616: Took their clothes!
Hyper Anthony100: I knew my hamsters could burrow in them
Shadowfox616: Heh.yeah..
Hyper Anthony100: right now *starts throwing hamsters* there are about 1 million in here*Shadowfox616: *looks at Sparky with the girl's underwear* Ya sly ya...
Shadowfox616: Ouch...that's alot..
Hyper Anthony100: Only problem is, this place hasen't been seen in ages. And the washing machine broke down 2 years ago, when it was the laundry room.
Hyper Anthony100: Now it's just an old dusty room in the MoFos main building
Shadowfox616: Yup..
Shadowfox616: with the cute girl's undies too..*murrs*
Hyper Anthony100: '
Hyper Anthony100: *pulls a lever*
Hyper Anthony100: *a big trap door opens and all of the cloth and hamsters fell in it*
Shadowfox616: ANT!!!
Hyper Anthony100: *pushes the washing machine in the door
Hyper Anthony100: Now it's...
Hyper Anthony100: The brand new "Sparky the Hamster" Inc. Office!
Hyper Anthony100: I bought it from Zeifi
Hyper Anthony100: 1 1/2 years ao
Hyper Anthony100: ago
Shadowfox616: Whaa? In that washing machine???
Hyper Anthony100: *lifts a finger and studio equitment and office desk float in*
Shadowfox616: *goes in the laundry tunnle*
Hyper Anthony100: I got these from my money sou... I mean my friend. Yeah, my friend!
Hyper Anthony100: Hey that's the heating room!
Shadowfox616: *and goes inside where you are at..*
Hyper Anthony100: help me push this furiture in
Shadowfox616: Ok..
Shadowfox616: *helps ya*
Hyper Anthony100: How are we suppose to make a recording studio without furnature
Hyper Anthony100: ?
Shadowfox616: Yeah...I dunno...
Shadowfox616: *snaps fingers*
Hyper Anthony100: huh?
Shadowfox616: *and a nice set of nice furniture pops in*
Shadowfox616: Here we go!
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Shadowfox616: How's that?
Hyper Anthony100: Yeah, that'll be good for the waiting room...
Shadowfox616: uhh..I mean...
Shadowfox616: for the whole place..
Hyper Anthony100: *points toward the furnature already in place*
Hyper Anthony100: that's ok
Hyper Anthony100: JOE!!!! GET OVER HERE!
Hyper Anthony100: We need more space. Think ya can handle it?
Hyper Anthony100: Joe: *nods hiding something behind his back*
Hyper Anthony100: Joe: *Throws a bomb toward the wall that neighbors WB's office and leaves the room.*
Hyper Anthony100: DUCK
Hyper Anthony100: quack quack
Shadowfox616: YAAH!
Shadowfox616: *grabs ya and we duck*
Hyper Anthony100: *the bomb stops*
Hyper Anthony100: ...
Hyper Anthony100: It's a dud
Shadowfox616: ...
Hyper Anthony100: Go check it out
Shadowfox616: Uhhh....
Shadowfox616: No you..*shoves you*
Hyper Anthony100: nevermind
Hyper Anthony100: *walks toward the pit
Shadowfox616: C'mon..what are ya? Chicken?
Hyper Anthony100: *pulls out a hamster, whispers in his ear and throws him toward the bomb*
Hyper Anthony100: Hamster: *pulls out a box*
Hyper Anthony100: Hamster:*Puts the bomb in it and wraps it in wrapping paper and a bow*
Hyper Anthony100: Hamster:*Hands the box to shadow*
Shadowfox616: *looks at it with disbelief*
Shadowfox616: Wow..
Shadowfox616: nice.
Hyper Anthony100: Anthony: He said HAPPY BITHDAY!
Hyper Anthony100: BIRTHDAY
Shadowfox616: Uhh..to who?
Shadowfox616: You?
Shadowfox616: Joe?
Hyper Anthony100: Hamster: I mean, HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY, SHADOW!
Hyper Anthony100: *hands shadow the present*
Shadowfox616: Yee...nothankies!
Shadowfox616: *tosses the box to Joe*
Hyper Anthony100: It's just a pie*
Shadowfox616: Happy B-day Joe!
Shadowfox616: *the box blows!*
Hyper Anthony100: Joe: X_X
Hyper Anthony100: JOE!
Shadowfox616: *And pie gets all over him!*
Hyper Anthony100: *throws Joe into the pit* Brandon can't find out about that*
Shadowfox616: Yeah..whew...
Shadowfox616: *throws the chothes on him*
Shadowfox616: There..much better.
Hyper Anthony100: I forgot something!
Shadowfox616: Huh?
Shadowfox616: What?
Hyper Anthony100: *Hamsters run out of the pit at the sound of that phrase
Shadowfox616: Oh..Hamsters..
Hyper Anthony100: *pulls the lever that opened the pit, the pit closes*
Shadowfox616: Heh...cool..
Hyper Anthony100: ROLE COUNT!!!!
Shadowfox616: ROLE COUNT!
Hyper Anthony100: Hey it's not easy being in charge of the MoFo's hamster supply!
Hyper Anthony100: ok...
Hyper Anthony100: 1
Hyper Anthony100: 2
Hyper Anthony100: 3
Hyper Anthony100: 4
Hyper Anthony100: 56789101112131415161718192021222324252627
Shadowfox616: *LOL!!*
Hyper Anthony100: *2 hours later*
Hyper Anthony100: 58683696,5823596739,594576644
Hyper Anthony100: *1 day later*
Hyper Anthony100: 99999999999999999999999999999,1000000000000000000000000000000000
Hyper Anthony100: That's all of em'
Shadowfox616: Whew....
Shadowfox616: Took ya long.
Hyper Anthony100: *looks at shadow with a pile of hamsters about to fall behind him/her.
Shadowfox616: Huh?
Hyper Anthony100: Shadow...
Shadowfox616: *turns around*
Shadowfox616: yeah?
Hyper Anthony100: *the pile falls*
Shadowfox616: Yee!
Hyper Anthony100: AAAAAAAAAAAaa
Hyper Anthony100: Run!
Shadowfox616: *we run*
Shadowfox616: AAAH!
Shadowfox616: RUN!
Hyper Anthony100: *the pile engulps shadow*
Hyper Anthony100: !!!!
Shadowfox616: *and you*
Hyper Anthony100: !!!!!111
Shadowfox616: Antho....ulp!
Hyper Anthony100: starts moving hamsterss over in the big title wave
Shadowfox616: *we get buried in it*
Hyper Anthony100: We are heading for the mofo!!!
Hyper Anthony100: We gotta warn them!
Shadowfox616: Ugh! Yes!
Shadowfox616: Gotta...warn them!
Hyper Anthony100: *throws a paper airplane toward the MoFo!*
Hyper Anthony100: It may be spam, but they don't wanna know where these guys have been! *watches the paper fly*
Shadowfox616: *watches the paper fly too*
Hyper Anthony100: I'll post it at the mofo
Shadowfox616: Ohh..I hope they get it!
Shadowfox616: But howw!!!!!!
Hyper Anthony100: maybe they'll run
Hyper Anthony100: AAAAAAA!!!*gets sucked into the wave by the hamsters*
Shadowfox616: We're stuck with a bunch of hamsters!
Shadowfox616: ANT!!!
Shadowfox616: *tries to save ya*
Hyper Anthony100: *light starts to glow in the pile*
Shadowfox616: uhh...Ant?
Hyper Anthony100: *a weak shout can be heard in the pile*
Shadowfox616: ANT!
Hyper Anthony100: CHAO RAGE BLAAST!!!!!!!11
Shadowfox616: Yeee!
Hyper Anthony100: *a beam of ice, lightning, fir, and water comes from the wave*
Shadowfox616: *tries to get out of the way of the blast*
Hyper Anthony100: *flies out of the wave then faints*
Shadowfox616: Ant!
Shadowfox616: *goes to you*
Shadowfox616: Ant..
Shadowfox616: *holds you in my warm arms*
Hyper Anthony100: *hamstes engulp them*
Shadowfox616: Noo!
Shadowfox616: *we get under the hamster*
Shadowfox616: *thinks* Hang on Anthony..
Shadowfox616: We'll get out of this..Run.. *writing gets blury* run very fast *writing goes off of the page*
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Kathy Lu: ARGH!
HAMSTERS!! *hides in bed under covers *
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Shadow: Look out!! Hamsters!!
Yaaah! *tries to swim through the pile of hamsters to reach Anthony* Hang on!! You guys!! The MoFo is about to be engulfed by hamsters! RUN! *gets Ant and holds onto him* Ulp!
Yup...wach out for more of our adventures coming soon! How will the MoFo survive!? Stay tuned....
Shadow, Anthony 100, and Sparky the Hamster
*turns off stereo*
Ultra: Anthony must make MORE! More I tells ya!
*turns to radio and turns it on*
~From Topic: FAT RABBIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
Quote:
WB: FAT RABBIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**looks around confused**
**coughs loudly and scratches himself**
**walks away**
^________________________________^
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mobius springheart: *Baps dubs upside the head.* You NUTTER!!!
Heh...wibble wobble...SPAMMITYSPAMSPAMSPAM!!!!
Seriously folks...is this the kinda guy you wanna meet while your half nekked, drinking hot cocoa in a dark alley?
😛 Probably...
Dubs...you loony..have a cookie and eat up.
I swear (bad habit :P) that guy's a nutcase!!!
(Kisses all forumers, wears underwear on head, and does a) (napoleon.) I WILL RULE...Oh, wait, nevermind.
(Takes medication and shuts up.)
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WB: I BEEN ME TA 'AU-STRALIA I BEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**fake australian accent**
I BEEN TA AU'STRALIA I BEEN! Seen me one o' dem there 'Angaroos !!! 'Ee bounces around like a bloomin jumpin' jack he does, goin -
'IPPEDY 'OPPIDDY 'OPPIDDY 'OPPIDDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**falls over on the floor and cackles like mad**
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Kathy Lu: I have one thing to say about this post...
IS SPAM, BABY!!! ^-^
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Echidnoyle: LOL!!!!!!!
*hunts doen the Spam*
No I don't eat it, um......... I hunt for sport.
Ooo, that would make me a poacher ((O_o))
*sells the Spam on the black market* =P
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rlan: Re: C'mon Tails, Matt, Lets Get Him!!!
**Puts on American Accent**
Hey Yo' Wat'sup whi'chu Dooood? I've been hang'n around the West Siiiiiiiide ya know what aam say'n? DO YOU KNOW WHAT AMM SAY'N?!!!
Ya Know, THE U. S. A is Da best Yo' Hey! Our Broddas down in the N. F. L May wear that padd'n like woosies, but man, dey are coooooooool doood, ya know what amm say'n brodda?
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Pepperidge: Shut up, eh!
Ya hozers don't know what yer talkin' boot, eh? Canadiens are the best don't ya know! I mean, we gots lumberjacks, curlers, da best 'ockey players, better than yer Yanks does, eh? We also gots Tim Hortons which has doughnuts and reel good coffee, better than that Starbucks crap ya Yanks drink! Ya, we get lots a snow up here; well, except fer Vancouver eh? All we gets is rain, don't ya know! Onlee bad ting boot us is that we has to puts up wit dat YTV, eh? Oh, and we has to learn French too!
Gyah! I just insulted myself! *slaps himself in the face*
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Echidnoyle: LOL!
To be honest, a lot of Texans talk like that ((O_o));;;;;;;;
Mwa, we inda ghetto XD
*sterotypes herself*
Hooooooooome home on tha raaaaaaaange.I done watered and shoed my horse, ya'll shoulda seen them cacy-tus needles I hadta pull outta mah chaps when ol' Lightn' done kicked me fer shoeing onna his feet wrong.
And, whoo-doggie! Them oil rigs out thar in Houston be bringnin' up that bea-utiful black gold.
My pick-up hauled more hay and cattle feed today than an injun(sp) can scalp yanks in a dern blasted week!
I's went pannin' fer gold, but I came up empty. I reckon the hills' waters have been panned dry.
Hot dang, I got me a nice new pair o' snake skin boots, they fit right nice too, iffin I do say so mahself. Now I cans go a' dancin' at tha local barn within alla mah country western dancin', cattle wranglin', hourse ridin' 10 gallon hat wearing, spur polishin' farm hands. YE-HAW! YIP YIP, get along liddle doggie!
*twitches and dies* I am _so_ gonna regret posting this later, all the things I hate ppl associating with texans =P
*turns off radio*
Ultra: *YAWN* Time for nap...*walks off*
TBC!!!
Aw man, now I wish I'd found this place a lot sooner! To think that I missed all this the first time around...
*spits him out a minute later*
That's our way of welcoming newbies. 🙂
Welcome to the Mobius Forum mate! Trust us....things get MUCH more nutty than this. >:)
Welcome to the MoFo!
Although I have to say, Ultra, I don't see what humour value there was in gragging up one of my old slaps on the wrist that neither Jin nor I probably appreciate being reminded about. I don't like doing that stuff, and that's an OLD post - it must be nearly two years old now. Things and people change...
But carry on...
Sorry Sam. I should've known better, even if it WAS my evil clone who dragged that up, and I was pretty much askin' for it...now if you'll excuse me. >:)
*runs off to the Piggy Fortress and ties up his evil rival*
U-Shadow: Whaddya doin'??
U-Sonic: *grins evilly, takes a pig and puts it on a pan*
U-Shadow: YOU WOULDN'T.
U-Sonic: OH yes I would...*starts cooking the pig into bacon*
U-Shadow: AIE!!! STOP THAT!!!
U-Sonic: THEN STOP COMMADEERING MY THREADS!!! .V.+++
TBC!!!
OOC: Sorry Sam.
Just cuz I know 'tis old.
And Sam?
*splashes her with a bucket fulla iced-water*
WHEEEE!!!
I forgot WHO it was I was talking to on that day, who "threw a bucket fulla iced Gatoraid" on me so I could "chill out". So yeah. Just doing something you missed out on. 
I woulda done the Gatorade, but being sticky sucks. 
And yeah, people DO change. For instance, I never had this lil mole on my neck that day. :X
Ya know, I think I'll do that right now! >:)
*runs off to trash the FPA*
WHEEEEEE!!!!!! ^__________^
I was a bit worried about looking paranoid.
*shakes self, aiming water from soggy kitsune tails all over Jin*
Ultra: Now to look up some more..
*turns on record player*
~From Topic: MR. WIGGLEBOTTOM WANTS YOUR _SOUL_ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
Quote:
WB: MR. WIGGLEBOTTOM WANTS YOUR _SOUL_ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr wigglebottom is cute........
Mr wigglebottom is fuzzy.......
Mr Wigglebottom want to EAT YOUR SOUL ON A PLATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL MR. WIGGLEBOTTOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This message was brought to you by the shameless RPG World Plug Division and Crack Cocaine! Yes Crack Cocaine! The leading drug of pimps, hookers, and hasbeen musicians everywhere!
And remember folks - Theres no hope with dope!
The Hero says: "RPG World - It Tastes Like Chicken !!!!!
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Jinsoku: I am Mr. Wigglebottom's Bizatch!
Yes it's true!
Night and day I work for this great man... rabbit... thing... with a cube on his head. And it's delightful! Especially when I do things wrong! OOoooh Mr. Wigglebottom, how you spank me good! And I - - -
Heeheeh! I gotta keep my sexual fantasies and my life apart!
Hey wait... that wasn't sexual fantasy! That was real life!
Too much of that... Crack Cocaine, I guess.
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WB: DOES MR. WIGGLEBOTTOM SCARE YOU !!!!!!??????
MR. WIGGLEBOTTOM KNOWS ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!
**looks at Jinsoku and puffs a cee-gar**
Wheres my money trick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anthony100: IT'S A FAT ELEPHANT! IT'S OVERWHEIGHT! AAAHHHHHHH!
Heh, overwheight Elephants, what next?
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Jinsoku: I have them midiz...
Or at least that one of Blade. Wee.
Sorry. Felt like being stupid.
And I agree wif De Kidnoyle named TL over there. Embed's bite. Lag lag load lag load load.
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Kathy-Lu: Re: Well D'UH it's not new. Does Kathy wanna cookie?
*POW!* Don't make me hafta punch ya again!
Hey, Vector...Can I use some of the midis in the Sonic hq music area on my site? O.O
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WB: Hmmmmmmmmm.......
Say Kathy - why are you always provoking Jin? Any reasons behind it?...... ^___^
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WB: I AM KING OF THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!
WB: I AM KING OF THE WORLD !!!!!!!!
Evil WB: NO! I AM KING OF THE WORLD !!!!!
Cappucino The Coffee Monster: Blargh!
Punchasaurus: RRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR !!!!!!
Dark WB: I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR ENTRAILS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nude Ryoko Clone: Do be a dear and shut up ! ^__^
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TL Kidnoyle: Disclaimer: I'm bored.
No need for further explanation. =P
**ahem**
Puppy love is a funny thing ....
KATHY AND JINNY, SITTING INNA TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !!!!
=B
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Kathy Lu: Re: Disclaimer: I'm Bored.
EEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!*pukes* No way!!!
Quote:
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Umi- from Magic Knight Rayearth after Djins drinks her Water Dragon...
NO WAY!!! That's disgusting!!!
------------------------------------------------------------I mess around because he get's on my nerves sometimes! Other times I'll ignore his comments. I oughta smack you too, TL! ^-^
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WB: Mmmmmhhmmmmmm
Thats what all women in denial say.. ^__^
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Jinsoku: Hell yeah! Let's get it on! ^^
Okie doke! So now I have a little love triangle thingy going on here! Threesomes! WOOHOO!!!
*shakes his wild thang!*
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Kathy Lu: Re: Hell yeah! Let's get it on! ^^
GGGHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Get lost!!!
Humbug! I'm tired! I wanna......DRAW!!! GHAA!! ATTACK, COMONA-CHAN! ATTACK!!----
Jinsoku: Well , that made my day ^_^
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*turns off record player*
Ultra: I...do NOT wanna know...O______O;;;;;;
*runs and burns as any posts as she can!!*
Ultra: Psych. 😛
*turns on stereo*
~From Topic: Do the MegaMan Dance!~
Quote:
Jinsoku: Do the MegaMan Dance!
[img]www.nuklearpower.com/comi...ance.gif">
:lol
*turns off stereo*
Ultra: TRUST me Cookie...I'm not going for your old posts....yet. >:)
*continues burning posts, hoping she doesn't miss anything*
looks like i'm not the only one around who likes RPG world! ^^;
*is glad shes not importaint/famous enough to appear in these qoute thingys*
*notices ultra looking unusually thoughtful*
hm.. o__o;
*threatens with deadly photos!* ^.@
...and you won't get in this topic.
Question though: Why don't you want your humorous posts to be remembered?
who's to say they don't! maybe they do and by saying they don't they hope you feeling evil will put them in... DUN DUN DA! it's so crazy it just might work...
Whatchutalkin'bout Becca? I love RPGworld, IMHO it is the second greatest comic on the web (straight after Time Trouble, the 3rd best being Chip and Walter)
and Cookie doesn't say much "Funny" things, she is always serious... now a Vortex or SonicMax quote run THAT would be funny.
Anyway, good job so far US007 keep it up.
coz only the best posts should be remembered..? ^^;
whee..more webcomic fans! ^^ i like penny arcade, megatokyo, sinfest, elflife, real life an' ozzie an' millie! ^^;
Ian J. did start out here, so a lot of the oldbies are proto-RPG World fans. 🙂
In order of preference..
1) Sluggy Freelance
2) 8 Bit Theater
3) Sinfest
4) RPG World
5) Jeremy
I didnt see that till now... YOU HAD TO BRING THE RETURNING NEWBIE-ATTEMPT-TO-BE-FUNNY back, didnt you? And the mispellings, OH THE BLOODY MISSPELLINGS!?! *dies* Speaking of shadow, what happened to the guy anywho?
Ultra: More I say!
*turns on record player*
~From Topic: SIX DOLLAR BILL! SIX DOLLAR BILL!!!!!~
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EWB's Sorceress: SIX DOLLAR BILL! SIX DOLLAR BILL!!!!!
*Runs around showing everyone the six dollar bill*
YAYYYY!
*Goes to a vending machine*
Hmm... Insert bill here.
*inserts a guy named Bill*
Heh, whataya know! *Gets soda and prances off with the six dollar bill!*
The six dollar bill is EQUIVALENT to the Cosmic Icky Stick! Hehehahahoho
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Evil WB: **scratches head and looks confused***
......
Who are you?
**snatches away the 6 dollar bill and burns it**
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! PRETTY ASHES !!!!
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EWB's Sorceress: I'm your sorceress silly!
How could you NOT know?
Well, so you burned my six dollar bill? Hmmm
*Takes out a seven dollar bill*. WHAHOOO!
**Continues to prance around**
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Evil WB: **pulls out an Eight Dollar Bill**
Waitasec...if youre a sorceress...that means youre a girl...
LAP DANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Waves Dollar bill in the air**
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Jinsoku: LOL!!!!!
Dubs!!! Dubs!!! PLEASE! OH WON'T YOU THINK of the CHILDREN!?!
*waves a $5 dollar bill*
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EWB's Sorceress: HEEHEE
*Glues A nickel and 2 pennies together*
VOILA!
A 7 cent coin!
Yield to the seven cent coin!
*Tries to get EWB's eight dollar bill*
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Jinsoku: HEY!!!
You better lap dance for all that money! Hell, you better strip for it too!!!
Woooh! MoFo strip club!!! *adds some funky blue red and yellow blinking lights*
*turns off record player*
Ultra: ....what the heck is lap dancing? O___o????
When an.. um.. exotic dancer does a little performance in your lap. For money.
Now it makes more sense. O_o;;;
Ultra: I'm in the mood for something funny...
*turns on record player*
~From Topic: Evil WB, Sailor Mini-Dub, And The Rain Of Terror !!!!!!!!!! ~
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WB: Evil WB, Sailor Mini-Dub, And The Rain Of Terror !!!!!!!!!!
Its a fine lovely day in Sega City! The trees are swaying, the flowers are blooming, and oddly enough, a small belligerent looking rain cloud is sitting perched above Evil WB's Crystal Floating Fortress.
**Scene - the Crystal Fortress Courtyard where Evil Vec is standing wide eyed and Evil WB is leaning bored against one of the large crystal protrusions in the area**
Evil Vec - ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL !!!!! ISNT IT GORGEOUS!!!!!! DOESNT IT JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM !!!! **jumps into the air, giggles like a schoolgirl and clamps his hands together** I made it last night in the laboratory! I think I'll call it Fluffy!
Evil WB - **yawns** Its a freaking rain cloud EV. You can't call a rain cloud Fluffy.
Evil Vec - Of course you can! I'll name it Fluffy and take it on walks in the parkand it can zap little schitzu puppies in the ass! It'll be so much fun!
Dubba Puppet A - **pops off Evil WB's shoulder** SCHITZU! SCHITZU !!!!!!! WE LIKE SAYING SCHITZU !!!
Dubba Puppet B - **pops off the other shoulder** SCHITZU !! SCHITZU !!!! ITS BETTER THAN SAYING SHI - *
Evil WB - ***whacks the puppets violently with the Icky Stick** PIPE DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!! You know what your problem is Evil Vec. You don't think big enough.
Evil Vec - I DO SO !! Youre just jealous you didn't think of it first!
Evil WB - **fumes violently and then quickly calms down**Think for a sec, Evil Vec - youre the smart one of the group...What would happen if, say Fluffy the Rain Cloud here were to grow larger. Sure it can do a mean drizzle, but what if we were to set a giant Fluffzilla sized monsoon upon Sega City....
Evil Vec - **thinks for a moment** I'm gonna need more Dry Ice.
Evil WB - **whacks Evil Vec with a large mallet** NO YOU BUFFOON !!! WE FLOOD THE CITY !!!!!!!!!! WE WASH EVERYTHING AWAY IN A BRILLIANT CASCADING FLOOD OF FLUFFY POWERED TINKLE WATER !!!!!!
Evil Vec - Tinkle Water?
Evil WB - Go with the flow of the moment EV...
Evil Vec - OK.... **mutters something about the concept of "Fluffy Powered Tinkle Water", shivers, and listens**
Evil WB - All we need is a good rain! Something that can send chaos upon the city in droves!!! Problem is, we need something to power it.....
Evil Vec - I KNOW !!! SORCERESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Evil WB's Sorceress pops up insanely from behind a hedge wearing a party hat and a toga!**
Evil WB's Sorceress - WHOOHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Evil WB and Evil Vec just stare at her***
Evil WB's Sorceress - LET OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT AND FOREVER OLD LANE SIGNS !!!!
Evil WB - That's "Auld Lang Syne" and... **sniffs the air for a moment** SWEET GEORGIA BROWN WOMAN - YOU'RE INEBRIATED !!!!!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - No I'm Not! **hic** I'm drunk !!!!
Evil WB - And _WHY_ are you drunk on company time?
Evil Wb's Sorceress - Cause you never rememberemberemberate me....
Evil Vec - That was almost as bad as "Tinkle water"...
Evil WB - Quiet You. Look, we need something to power Fluffy The Monster Rain Cloud so we can create a
**organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Evil **end organ soap opera music**, got any suggestions?
Evil Vec - Who the hell is playing that organ...?
Evil WB's Sorceress - Suggestions for what?
Evil WB - SUGGESTIONS FOR THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - **hic** It's going to rain?
Evil WB - **growls** It will when you tell me how to power it....
Evil WB's Sorceress - Power what?
Evil WB - THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!!! THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!! HOW DO I POWER THE RAIN CLOUD !!!!!!!!
Evil Vec - I'm going to need more dry ice...
Evil WB - WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DRY ICE !!!!!! I WANT MY **organ soap opera music begins playing** MONSOON OF EVIL!!!!! **end organ soap opera music**
Evil Vec - **looks around concerned** There's that damn music again....
Evil WB's Sorceress - Hey boss, **hic** Why are there two of you?
Evil WB - **slaps forehead** I'm surrounded by idiots...
Evil WB's Sorceress - You're telling me, now there are four of you! Say, who are you anyway?
Evil WB - ..........This is not happeneing.....
Evil WB's Sorceress - You look familiar, but I can't place the eyelids **hic!**
Evil WB - I'm Evil WB...What is this, some sort of evil role reversal?
Evil WB's Sorceress - You're not Evil WB!!!!! You're a shimmposter! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE - YOU'RE ETHEL MERMAN !!!!!!!! **falls on top of Evil WB and hiccups violently** HOW YA DOIN ETHEL !!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - MY NAME IS NOT ETHEL !!!!!!!!!!
Evil Vec- **paying no attention to EWB and EWBS** Hmm...Maybe if I say it myself...**organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Evil... **end organ soap opera music** DAMNIT THERE IT IS AGAIN !!!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - **begins singing off key** WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWING ON A STAR !!!!!! **hic** CARRY MOONBEAMS HOME IN A JAR !!!!!!
Evil WB - GUARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**The Forum Rangers come outside**
Evil WB - TAKE HER TO THE DUNGEON UNTIL SHE SOBERS OFF !!!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - OR ARE YOU BETTER OFF WHERE YOU ARE !!?!?!?
Evil Vec - **organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Evil **end organ soap opera music** Damnit, thats just creepy....
Evil WB - AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH !!!
Evil WB's Sorceress - **still singing as she's carted off slovenly drunk** OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PIG !!!!!
Evil WB - That was so far besides the point its ridiculous...
Evil Vec - I'm more concerned with that damn organ music...Listen to this - **organ soap opera music begins playing** Monsoon Of Ev - **
Evil WB - WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN ORGAN MUSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE WE GOING TO POWER FLUFFY!!
Evil Vec -Why don't we use an internal powering device. Like say - that freaky looking midget we have locked up in the basement?
Evil WB - EV, there are a lot of freaky midgets locked in the basement...I blame Evil Chainspike for that.....but anyways, you'll have to be more specific.
Evil Vec - YOU KNOW! the one wearing the navy uniform!
Evil WB - NAVY UNIFORM??? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WOMAN KEEPING IN MY BASEMENT !!!!!
Evil Vec - I dunno. Evil Chainspike found it on the side of a road and ravaged on about how sickeningly cute it was with its pink hair and decided to keep it as a pet. Its kinda weird though. Ever so often the thing'll blimp up into this huge fat woman in a bikini. Its horribly disgusting and it gave poor War Troophead the droops something awful. We put it in the cage with those weird Rocky Horror Picture Show Roadies from last week and the screams coming out of there late at night have kept the guards up at insane hours.
Evil WB - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Evil Vec - Yeah. And The Rocky Horror Guys were screaming the most. She's on her second cage now, you shoulve seen the first cage......nothing left but red bloody lips......
Evil WB - NOW THAT IS CREEPY....Its perfect...but creepy....THAT..thing..in the Navy Uniform -
Evil vec - Actually it more resembles a Sailor's outfit...
Evil WB - Whatever! THAT THING IN THE SAILORS OUTFIT SHALL BE THE CORE INSTRUMENT IN POWERING FLUFFY THE MONSTER RAIN CLOUD AND MY **organ soap opera music begins playing** MONSOON OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!! **end organ soap opera music** BWAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!
Evil vec - **looks around and screams** DAMNIT THATS GETTING ON MY NERVES !!!!!!! WHOEVER'S DOING THAT NEEDS TO CUT IT OUT !!!!!!
**Meanwhile on the top tower of Evil WB's fortress three shadowy figures are watching Evil Vec and Evil WB**
Figure #1 - So she is here...Thank you for helping me find her. This will make my job much easier. Shall we make ourselves known now?
Figure #2 - No. Our boss lady wouldnt be happy with that. Besides, Evil WB is our next job opportunity! Lets see how this plays out and wait for our boss to fly over.
Figure #3 - Yeah. And I don't know how you and your kind operate, but the three of us have been needing a new gig for a while. **thumbs through a book of useless information...** After all -
**steps into the light**
You can never get enough of Evil Jinsoku, Mad Coyote Cal, Superior Samantha, and Wicked Dubs !!!!!!!!!!
**thunder claps, children scream, and Evil Jinsoku begins playing an organ**
Mad Cal - CUT THAT OUT !!!!!!!!!
Evil Jin - **giggles like a schoolgirl**
To be continued - of course!
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Jinsoku: EEEEEEEEEE!!! OMG! I'm EVIL! I'm EVIL! ^______________^
*prances around, screaming in glee like a schoolgirl* I'm EVIL! I'm EVIL! TRA LA LA LA LA LA! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
*clasps his hands together, wide eyed* I'm soooo happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy -
*raises his fist, and goes all serious like*
Time for a new name, baby!!!! b00ya! >:D
*turns off record player*
Ultra: *is dead from laughter*
*head rises* "But Dub never continued it! *dies again*
Shame... but funny...
Ultra: Let us see what's in store for today....
*turns on radio*
~From Topic: Evil Admins return!!!!!~
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WB: Evil Admins return!!!!!
We open today's story in a seedy bar in the middle of the boredom district - namely TL's Big Bad Boring Bar N' Grill where we find two figures sitting in the darkness.
Evil WB - **sweating profusely and glaring at his perennial opponent..** So. Got any twos?........
Evil Vec - **glares at Evil WB and look forward as the crowd surrounding the table becomes silent...** Nope. **wipes his forehead** Got any threes?.....
Evil WB - **stares blankly and takes the last sip of his drink, then plunks it down on the table and says....** GO FISH !!!!!
Evil Vec - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Evil WB - **begins dancing on the table** I WIN I WIN NANNY NANNY BOO BOO !!!!!!
Evil Vec - !@#$% !!! I WOULD HAVE HAD IT IF WE WERE PLAYING OLD MAID, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO ___SOMEONE___ HAD TO SUGGEST GO FISH !!!!!
Evil Chainspike - But fishies are kyoot!!! **giggles**
Evil WB - **cackles madly at Vec** Best two out of three?
Evil Vec - BITE ME!!!
War Troophead - BAR OWNER! BRING ME ANOTHER SEVERED HEAD ON A PLATE !!!!
Evil Chainspike - Eeew! How can you eat that!
War Troophead - With lots of water. The eyeballs taste like chicken!
Evil Chainspike - NASTY !!!!!
TL - **walks to the table and sighs** I've told you already... WE DONT CARRY SEVERED HEADS ANYMORE !! The customers began to complain of the smells and the police noticed people were dissapearing....Its not very profitable for my business...
Mad Coyote Calhoun - I found nothing wrong with severed heads personally...Especially when sprinkled with a light boillabaise
Evil Jinsoku - HEADS !!!!!!!! MUST HAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!!!! CRAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Samanfur - Idiots...I'm surrounded by idiots....
**Forum Ranger Red runs up to the table**
Ranger Red - BOSS BOSS !!!!!
Evil WB - **sighs** What is it now Red?
Evil Vec - Has Punchasaurus gotten his head caught in the meat grinder again?
**we then flashback to Evil WB's Crystal Floating Fortress two days ago**
Dubba Puppet A - HIS HEAD IS CAUGHT !!!!!!! HOORAY FOR PUNCHASAURUS MEAT GRINDER HEAD !!!!!!!!!
Dubba Puppet B - MEAT GRINDER HEAD !!!! MEAT GRINDER HEAD !!!!
Cappucino the Coffee Monster - RRrff??
Punchasaurus - **flailing around in the meat grinder wildly** MMMMFFF !!!!!!!
Suprior Samanur - Idiots...I'm surrounded by idiots...
***flashback to the bar**
Ranger Red - No its Worse! LOOK!!! **points in an anime pose towards the opposite end of the bar**
**The bar door opens and in walks:**
War Troophead - HOLY ROLLERS !! ITS A PACK OF SAILORS !!!!!!!!
Evil Chainspike - EEEK !!! **dives under the table**
Mad Coyote Calhoun - Well....this is a new development....
Evil Jinsoku - HEADS !!!! CRAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE HEADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Samanfur - JINSOKU WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DARNED HEADS !!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - **whispers to Mad Coyote Calhoun** She has head envy...
Mad Cal - **nods head in agreement**
Evil WB - What in the name of seven Wide Eyed Purple People Eaters are they doing here??????
Ranger Red - Dining Out?
Evil Vec - QUIET YOU!!!
Evil WB - I thought all sailors stuck to the sailor district! In fact - I thought they werent permitted from even LEAVING The Sailor District! This is not good....
Evil Vec - **thinks** The Sailors were confined ages ago to the Sailor District..THEY NEVER venture outside the Sailor Sickness Barrier....Unless....**begins to panic** Sweet Georgia Brown!!! What if they've finally sensed our power source?
Evil Chainspike - **still under the table** You mean, for Fluffy?
Ranger Red - **panics** THEY'LL WREAK HAVOC ON SEGA CITY !!!!!! THEY'LL WREAK HAVOC ON THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS !!!!!!! THEY'LL WREAK HAVOC ON US !!!!!!!
War Troophead - THEN WE MUST KILL THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Samanfur - WIll you kindly shut up and sit down?
War Troophead - **sits down and pouts** Joykiller.
Evil WB - Quiet! The last thing I need is a pack of sailors AND a pack of babbling twits on my case!
Evil Jinsoku - **lip begins pouting** Theres nothing wrong with mindless babble...
Mad Cal - **pats Jinsoku** There there, he didnt mean it...Bad ol WB !!!!!
Evil Vec - DONT YOU QUIET ME !! HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HAVOC WREAKED BEFORE! IT HURTS LIKE THE DICKENS !!!!!!!
Evil Chainspike **still under the table, begins bawling** - I dont want my havoc wreaked!!!! I JUST GOT THIS DRESS CLEANED !!!
Dubba Puppet A - **pops off the left shoulder** PANIC! PANIC !!!!!!!
Dubba Puppet B - **pops off the right shoulder** DOOM ! DOOM!
Evil WB - **whacks the puppets** Everybody hush! No one knows we have......"it". And it will stay that way as long as no one says a word. Don't even make eye contact!
**Everyone else begins staring wide eyed at the Sailors**
Evil WB - We're doomed...
**Meanwile across the bar we find Sailor Evil, Sailor Orange, Sailor Boredom, and Sailor Cancer Star***
TL - May I take your order?
Sailor Orange - Do you have any orange bananas?
TL - No, bananas only come in yellow....
Sailor Orange - Do you have any orange strawberries?
TL - No, strawberries only come in red...
Sailor Orange - Do you have any orange apples?
TL - **becoming annoyed** No, apples only come in red....
Sailor Orange - Well do you have ANY KIND of Orange fruit????
TL - **sarcastically** You mean...........like Oranges?
Sailor Orange - THATS IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TL - Yes....we have oranges. Would you like Navel Oranges, California Oranges, Florida Oranges, or Tangerines?
Sailor Orange - I'd like an ALASKAN ORANGE !!!!!!!
TL - **begins to fume** THEY DONT HAVE ORANGES IN ALASKA !!!!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - Well what DO they have in Alaska?
TL - Polar bears and Snow.
Sailor Orange - Well then get me an Orange Polar Bear wrapped in snow! CHOP CHOP !!!!
TL - **fumes and turns red** THERES NO SUCH THING AS AN ORANGE POLAR BEAR !!
Sailor Orange - Well then.....GIVE ME A GRAPEFRUIT !!!!!!!!
TL - **SCREAMS** I thought you wanted an orange !!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - **looks confused** I did?.....Who knew......**begins to browse the menu again** Do you have any orange bananas?
TL - **SCREAMS AND TURNS RED** NEXT ORDER PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Boredom - ................................................
TL - Well?
Sailor Boredom - ................................................
TL - Ummm....do you need more time with the menu?
Sailor Boredom - .............................................
TL - DAMNIT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - Umm...sir, she already said what she wanted. She wants a "................................................"
Sailor Evil - NONONO! She didnt say she wanted a "................................................" she said she wanted a ................................................
TL - She wants a what?
Sailor Cancer Star - You know! A ................................................
Sailor Orange - You wouldnt happen to have one of those ................................................ in orange, would you?
TL - ***begins to cry** LOOK !! JUST ORDER!! PLEASE !!!!!!
Sailor Boredom - ................................................! ................................................!
TL - Why me lord?
Sailor Cancer Star - You know what I want?
TL- To annoy me heavily?
Sailor Cancer Star - Besides that! I want a milkshake!
TL - FINALLY! A milkshake I can do ma'am!
Sailor Cancer Star - IN RAW COWS BLOOD !!!!!!!!!
TL - GOOD HEAVENS !!!!!!!
Sailor Orange - Does Cows blood come in orange?
TL - SHUT UP ABOUT THE ORANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Boredom - ................................................
Sailor Evil - Personally, I'd like a SEVERED HEAD !!!!!!!! Do you serve those?
**TL begins twitching and dives out the window, he was last seen curled up in a ball underneath a bush outside his restaraunt**
Sailor Evil - LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS !!!!
Sailor Cancer Star - Do we have to? Business City is about a 30 mile walk from here.
Sailor Evil - Not that business. The other business!
Sailor Orange - DUDE !!! THATS NASTY !! DO THAT BUSINESS IN THE BATHROOM !!!!
Sailor Evil - NOT THAT BUSINESS !!! THE OTHER BUSINESS !!!!
Sailor Boredom - ..................................................
Sailor Evil - Boredom, you speak volumes.....he business at hand today is THIS:
**holds up a picture of Sailor Mini-Dub, under it is the big words **MISSING**
**The Evil Admins notice this and thier eyes suddenly widen**
Sailor Evil - Sailor Mini-Dub was last seen here in Sega City. So naturally we need to find out where he/she/it is.
Sailor Cancer Star - But where?
Sailor EVil - I heard tell of a rain cloud called FLUFFY that was powered by a small pink haired monster....
**The Evil Admins all run out of the bar at once screaming and heading towards the floating fortress**
War Troophead - WE'RE DOOMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DOOMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **begins constantly bapping Evil Chainspike on the head with the Cosmic Icky Stick** STUPID STUPID STUPID !!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP THAT THING !!!!!
Evil Chainspike - **Crying** BUT IT WAS CUTE AND IT WAS YOUR IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **baps her again** THATS NOT THE POINT !!!!!!!
Evil Vec - We've got to get that thing out of the Fortress dungeon !!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Superior Sam - I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN !! I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU !!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - Does this mean we cant get any severed heads?
Everybody - NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mad Cal - Looks like another wonderful day in Sega City...
The end for now. Maybe I'll continue it. Maybe I wont. WHO KNOWS ^___^ I was just bored and felt like typing an old school evil admin story
Blame it on the samba
*turns of radio*
Ultra: Dub didn't continue this one either! ;_;
Shame...
Ultra: Well well....what's on today...
*turns on record player*
~From Topic: Meet the MoFoManiacs!~
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Psxphile: Meet the MoFoManiacs!
The setting: The Warner Bros. Studio Lot.
The time: Early afternoon.Three michievous young adults careen over a brick wall and run towards and past the camera. Two boys, one wearing One-Size-Fits-All brown slacks (...and no shirt), and one wearing a red baseball cap backwards and light blue sweater (...and no pants). The third one, a young lady, is wearing a pink dress and a small flower on her head (...and no top).
All three immediately come to a full stop on a sidewalk that travels alongside the frontend of the studio lot.
WB: *with raised finger* "It's that time again!..."
Vector: "...to make bubbles with our spit?"
Samanfur: "...to make fun of Ricky Martin's sense of fashion?"
WB: *thinks for a minute* "...aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aa maybe later. No, it's time to spin the Wheel Of Morality!"
Wheel Of Morality slides into view from the right.
WB: *turns wheel* "Wheel Of Morality, turn turn turn...tell us the lesson that we shall learn."
The wheel stops on a large #4.
WB: "Moral number 4..."
A piece of paper prints out from a slot just in front of the wheel, which WB promptly tears off and reads.
WB: "...and the moral of today's story is: Please be kind, and rewind."Vector: "..."
Samanfur: "..."
WB: *puzzled* "...what?"
Samanfur: "THAT'S THE MOST IDIOTIC MORAL YET!!"
Vector: "It doesn't make any sense."
WB: "Yeah well, with OUR budget we got to take what we can get."
Vector: "...I'd settle for a sandwich 'bout now..."
Samanfur: "I can't help feeling we all forgot to do something today...."
WB: "Hmmm..."
Vector: "Hmmm..."
Samanfur: "HMMMM..."
Light bulbs flash above each of their heads.
All Three: "I've got it!..."
...a sense of shame overwelms them...
Vector: *looking down* "AHHH!!...I'm not wearing any PANTS!! *covers up lower torso by stretching sweater over legs*
Samanfur: *looking down* "AAHHHHHH!!!....I'm not wearing a top!! I'M EXPOSED!!!!! *quickly covers chest by folding her arms*
WB: *looking down* "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!......I KNEW I should've worn jeans today! ...tsk, tsk, tsk."
A whistle blows and surprises them.
All: "YIKES!"
They all proceed to leap into the air and air-run to the right off-screen. Moments later, a security guard holding a large fish-net, comes into view, quickly shakes his fist, and proceeds after them.
Jinsoku the Guard: "Aiiaairrgh, come back youse! Youse are all undar arrest for indescent exposure!!"
*turns off record player*
Ultra: *shivers at the returning nightmares* SOMEONE GET THEM SOME CLOTHES!!!!
Ultra: FORWARD HO!!!!
*turns on stereo*
~From Topic: Who is Jack Schitt? (LOL)~
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Warp the Cat: Who is Jack Schitt? (LOL)
The lineage revealed: Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt". Soon you will be able to handle this situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner in law firm Knee, Deep & Schitt.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie, the twins Deep and Dip, Fulla, Giva and Bull Schitt.
Against his parent's strong objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt married Mr. Scherlock and, because her kids were living with them, decided to keep her previous name, hence, she became known as Noe Schitt-Scherlock.
Dip Schitt moved south and married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son - and named him Chick Noe (after his grandmother) Schitt. He became known as Chick N. Schitt for short.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa. Their only son, Tough Schitt, became a professional wrestler and later moved to Minnesota to pursue a career in politics.
Now when someone says that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
*turns off stereo*
Ultra: For the fact thse are different variations of doggy doodoo, that was pretty funny. ^^
*turns stereo back on*
~From topic: EVIL JINSOKU DOO AND THE FLYING SORCERESS !!!!!!~
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WB: EVIL JINSOKU DOO AND THE FLYING SORCERESS !!!!!!
**We open todays story in the middle of a haunted house in the Old Sega City District where we find the Evil Admins!**
Evil WB - OK gang, lets split up and search for clues....
Mad Cal - Clues? Youre kidding right? This IS STUPID! And why am I wearing a green shirt and these gaudy red jeans....? **whines** I look like a pot head!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - At least youre not the one stuck in this lame ass dog suit...
Superior Sam - Just shut up and eat your Jinsoku Snacks... **shoves a large box into Evil Jins mouth**
Evil Chainspike - **in a purple dress and standing in a "girly pose"** Ummm...Sam? Aren't you supposed to just toss them to him instead of ramming them down his throat like that?
Superior Sam - Its much easier this way. trust me...
Evil Jinsoku - **gagging on Jinsoku snacks** MMMMFFF !!!!!!! MMMMFFFF !!!!!!!!!!
Mad Cal - Well i dont care whats going on. I'll be damned if ANYONES getting me to say "ZOINKS"!
Evil Vec - **while looking at a book on the table...** Jinkies.
**everybody gasps and reels in horror**
EVIL CHAINSPIKE - EEEEEEEEEEEKKKK !!!!!!
Mad Coyote Calhoun - VECTOR SAID JINKIES !!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - IT MUST BE A CLUE !!!!!
War Troophead - KILL THE CLUE !! ALL CLUES MUST DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Vec - **screaming** NOW CUT THAT OUT !!!!!!!!!!! I was saying jinkies because of something I was reading in this book pertaining to...
Evil Chainspike - PROFESSOR HYDE WHITE !!!!!!
**everyone suddenly looks at Chainspike and becomes very quiet...**
Superior Sam - Ummm....Evil Chainspike...What the hell are you babbling on about?
Evil Chainspike - PROFESSOR HYDE WHITE !! EVERYBODY KNOWS HE DID IT !!!!!!! It was either him or the Ten Thousand Volt ghost..I always get those two mixed up...
Superior Sam - **hopelessly confused** Ten Thousand Volt-?
**is suddenly stopped by War troophead**
War Troophead - No Sam...dont. Please. It'll only make your head hurt...
Evil Vec - Anyway this book has information on the whereabouts of the missing Sailor Mini-Dub!!!!!
Evil WB - **clutches head and groans** Waitaminnit...waitwaitwait - Sailor Mini-Dub was locked in the dungeon of my Crystal Fortress by Chainspike! Last i remember we were on our way there!!! So how in the hell did we end up in a STUPID HAUNTED HOUSE HALFWAY ACROSS TOWN WITH A BOOK THAT SHOULDNT EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?
Dubba Puppet A **pops off left shoulder** - ITS A HAUNTED HOUSE !!! THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED !!!!!!!!
Dubba Puppet B **pops off rightshoulder** - JEEPERS ITS THE CREEPER !!!!!! SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **smacks the puppets with a mallet** SHADDAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Superior Sam - Hmph. Dont ask me....its not like we've ever payed any attention to continuity in these stupid things anyway...
**EVIL MYSTERY VOICE** - UNCLE JINNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**everyone stands petrified**
Evil Chainspike - what wass the horrible, horrible ear bleeding noise?....
Mad Cal - "Uncle Jinny?"
Evil Jinsoku - **looking confused** Dont ask m-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **is suddenly pounced on by a small creature*
**EVIL MYSTERY VOICE** - UNCLE JINNY !! ITS ME!! I'M YOUR NEPHEW !!!!!!!!!! SCRAPPY JIN !!!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - Scrappy Jin?.......
**long pause followed by a bloodcurdling scream**
Evil Jinsoku - OH GAWD !! ITS THE DEVIL !!!!!!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY !!! KILL ME !!!!!!!!!! KILL ME NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mad Cal - Good lord!!! ITS A MINI-JIN !!!!!!!!
Evil Chainspike - Its head is large...but its body is too small for it.....ITS CUTE BUT DEFIES ALL PROPORTION !!!!!! ITS THE ANTI-CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK !!!!! **faints**
Evil Vec - I think I'm going to leave the group and go work for Nasa for a while. Pardon me **walks out the room shaken terribly**
Superior Sam - ITS A MONSTER !!!! JINSOKU WHAT THE HELL IS THAT !?!?!?
Evil Jinsoku - **screaming in terror as Scrappy Jin hugs him and doesnt let go** I DONT KNOW !! I DONT CARE !! JUST MAKE IT STOP !!! FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY !!! KILL IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinny Doo - Hey you! **looking at Sam** NOBODY TALKS TO MY UNCLE JINNY THAT WAY !!! DA DA DA DA DA-DAAAAAA !!!!!!! JINSOKU POWEEEEEEEER !!!!!!!!!
**Scrappy Jin leaps atop Sam and begins mauling her**
Mad Cal - SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING BEFORE THIS GETS WORSE !!!!!!!
**EVIL MYSTERY VOICE** DUM DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!
War Troophead - When are you going to learn to keep YOUR BIG TRAP SHUT !!!!!!!!!!
**EVIL MYSTERY VOICE** HIYA COUSIN CAL !!!!! HYUCK !!!!
Mad Cal - **facefaults** Cousin Cal?....
Coyote Dumb - I'M YOUR COUSIN! COYOTE DUM !!!! DUM DUM DUM DUUUUMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mad Cal - .................
Coyote Dum - Aint you got nothin to say?
Mad Cal - ...yeah....... HEY SAM !! DO YOU HAVE ANY CYANIDE PILLS?!?!?!?
Superior Sam - **fending off Scrappy Jin** GET IT AWAY !!!!!! GET IT AWAY !! MAKE IT STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!
Scrappy Jin - But I'm only just a puppy! **cute grin as a laugh track from nowhere fills the house**
Evil WB - Desperate times call for desperate measures.... WHERE IS MY SORCERESS !!!!!!!??????
**Evil WB's Sorceress pops out from behind a secret panel in the wall**
EWB's Sorceress - OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOO !!!! NOT THIS TIME !!!!!! NUH-UH!! NO WAY!!! NO HOW !!!!!! AINT GONE HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - But....
EWB's Sorceress - ZIP IT BUSTER !!!
Evil WB - But...
EWB's Sorceress - I SAID ZIP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Evil WB zips it**
EWB's Sorceress - WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME !!!!!! Every time you call me and EVERY TIME YOU NEVER EVER REMEMBER WHO I AM !!!!! IT ALWAYS ENDS WITH ME GETTING LOCKED IN A DUNGEON OR SHOT OR THROWN OFF A CLIFF OR GAWD KNOWS WHAT ELSE !!!!
Evil WB - But...
EWB's Sorceress - **becomes a huge superdeformed angry anime head** I SAID SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - EEEEK!!!!!!!
EWB's Sorceress - THIS IS THE WAY ITS GONNA WORK BUSTER! YOU CALL ME and you say who I am! You give me an order and I'll do my zap bang and process it. THEN I LEAVE. GOT ME !! NO "WHO ARE YOU", no "HAVE HER TAKEN TO THE GALLOWS AND BEHEADED!!" NO NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
**gaps and pants**
EWB's Sorceress - Now....who am I?
Evil WB - ummm.....youre my...sorceress?
EWB's Sorceress - **eyes grow huge** PROGRESS ! GLORY HALLELUJAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now...what do you want?
Evil WB - Umm......I dont rememb-
EWB's Sorceress - WRONG ANSWER !!!!!!!!
Evil WB - I WANT A REQUEST !!! I WANT A REQUEST !!!!!!!!!!!
EWB's Sorceress - GOOD !!! GOOD !! Now Evil WB - what is your request?
Evil WB - .......................
EWB's Sorceress - Well?
Evil WB - Ummm....who are you?
EWB's Sorceress - **clutches head and screams** WHAT ARE YOU !?!?!?! SOME SORT OF NIMROD !?!?!?!??!
Evil Vec - **pokes head back in the room** I tell him that all the time...
Evil WB - Lady, I've never seen you in my life !!!!
EWB's Sorceress - YOU MORON !!! YOU JUST SAID I WAS YOUR SORCERESS !!!!!!
Evil WB - I did? When was this?
EWB's Sorceress - **sighs** Just a minute ago...
Evil WB - Nuhuh....A minute ago I was talking to some crazy woman who came out from a secret panel in the wall! Youre just some nut !!!
EWB's Sorceress - BUT YOU JUST ACKNOWLEDGED WHO I WAS !! WE WERE MAKING PROGRESS !!!!
Evil WB - I'm sorry, but you dont look familiar at all little girl. Are you lost? Would you like a lollipop?
EWB's Sorceress - YOU BIG STUPID IGNORAMUS !!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT A F****** LOLLIPOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL !! I'M NEARLY AS OLD AS YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - **GASPS** YOU HAVE A POTTY MOUTH !!!!!!!!
Your mother is going to give you such a spanking....EWB's Sorceress - LOOK, I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!! WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!!!!!!!
Evil WB - Not what. "Who".
EWB's Sorceress - You mean me?
Evil WB - no, "who". Not me. Why would I want me when I'm already here?
EWB's Sorceress - NOW THAT JUST DONT MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL!!!!! Who, WHAT?!?!?
Evil WB - Not who and what. Just "who"?
EWB's Sorceress - **looking at the audience** WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?!? THATS WHAT I SAID !!!!
Evil WB - "He" doesnt even have anything to do with this and I NEVER said anything about "I!" And why are you adressing "what" when youre supposed to be talking to me?!?!?!
EWB's Sorceress - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**runs away screaming and crying and sobbing***
Evil WB - ....That woman needs some "me time".....
Mad Cal - Me who?
Evil WB - LETS NOT START THAT AGAIN !!!!!!
Evil Chainspike - I'M SO CONFUSED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
War Troophead - isnt that normal for you?
Mad Cal - You who?
War Troophead - Yoohoo to you too.
Evil WB - "You"'s not here. I just want to know where my sorceress is!!!
Evil Jinsoku - "My" has a sorceress?
War Troophead - Mai?!?!?! Who's Mai?!?!?!?
Mad Cal - I think she's the assistant to Emporer Pilaf in Dragonball.
Evil Vec - **pokes head back in** I thought that was Shoo.....
Evil Chainspike - GO AWAY !!
Evil WB - **SCREAMS** QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Evil WB - WE STILL HAVE TO FIND SAILOR MINI DUB AND GET OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!!!!
**A ghost comes waltzing in***
Ghost - BOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM THE GHOST OF ABLE GABLE PUT THAT BALONEY BACK ON THE TABLE !!!!!!!!
**everybody becomes quiet**
Evil Chainspike - Isnt this the part where the song comes in and we run and unmask the ghost?
Mad Cal - I think so.....anybody got a song to sing?
Evil Jinsoku - **jumping up and down and raising hands like a grade schooler** OOHHH !!! OOOH !! MEEE !!! MEEE !!!!!
War Troophead - Oh good lord....
Evil Jinskou - There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
and called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.Superior Sam - **still holding Scrappy Jin at bey** THAT WANST EVENA SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - Wait wait...lemme try again...
Mad Cal - Must you?
Coyote Dum - DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!
**Mad Cal promptly shoots Coyote Dum in the head**
Evil Jinsoku - There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass!Evil Chainspike - OOOOOH!!! PRETTY MENTAL IMAGE !!!!!!!!!
Evil Jinsoku - AND NOW THE LAST ONE !!!!!
Superior Sam - Ummmm...Jin....
Evil Jinsoku - There was a student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls - **is suddenly cut off**Evil WB - OK YOU !! THATS ENOUGH OF THAT !!!!!!!
Superior Sam - PRAISE DE LAWD !!!!!!
Evil WB - Now lets see who the ghost really is!!!!
**Evil WB unmasks the ghost**
**the whole crew just stands there**
Evil WB - I must admit.....I have no idea who in the hell that is....
Mysterious Person - Well.....to be honest...my name...
Evil WB - Yes?
Mysterious Person - **hands head in shame** MY NAME IS.....PROFESSOR HYDE WHITE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Chainspike - SEE !!! I TOLD YOU !!! I TOLD YOU !! I TOLD YOU !!!!!!!!!!
Superior Sam - Why shouldnt I have seen this coming?
Evil WB - THATS IT !! i'M SICK OF THIS INSTALLMENT !! SCRAPPY JIN !! SIC HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scrappy Jin - DA DA DA DA DA-DAAAAAA !!!!!!! JINSOKU POWEEEEEEEER !!!!!!!!!
Professor Hyde White - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE DEVIL !! THE DEVIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**bth run away and are never seen again**
Evil WB - Well....that was officially stupid....So guys - what have we learned today?
Evil Chainspike - I've learned that we are quite possibly NEVER going to find Sailor Mini-Dub
Evil Vec - **walks back into the room frazzled from an offscreen explosion** I learned that its not wise to mix gunpowder with potentially explosive chemicals *8starts coughing up smoke**.......I also learned how to say "Jinkies"
War Troophead - I learned its never safe to have kid sidekicks.
Mad Cal - I learned.....I learned whatever Evil Jinsoku did!!!!! What'd you learn Evil Jinsoku
Evil Jinsoku - Man, I ain't learned a DAMN THING !!!!!!
Mad Cal - DAMN SKIPPY BROTHA !!!!!!!
Superior Sam - *8sighs** I learned that i will forever be surrounded by a pack of intellectually defunct nitwits....
Evil Chainspike - **giggling** What did you learn Evil WB!?!?
Evil WB - **pulls out the Cosmic Icky Stick** I learned that I dont think that I'll EVER EVER find my Sorceress at all. Where is she anyway?
**we then shift scenery to a diner at the end of town**
EWB's Sorceress - He never rememberes me. Its always the same!!! I can never make it right. Its like I'm cursed!!! What will I do?
Person at Table - Don't cry hun. It'll all get better soon.
EWB's Sorceress - **wipes away tear** Thank you for listening. I'm sorry to be such a burden......say, I didnt catch your name. What was it?
Person at table - Me? **laughs** Oh...My name is "Who" !!!!!!!!
**EWB's eye begins twitching......she breaks down, and then begins sobbing and screaming uncontrollably**
"Who" - **looks confused and then looks at audience**
"Who" - Was it something i said?
Iris out! THATS ALL FOLKS !!!!
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Jinsoku: Remind me to skin you alive and feed your hide to the dogs.
You ass. LMAO!!!
Best. Songs. EVER!
Too bad I never friggin came up with them! XD
"There once was a girl named Madonna.
Who kept asking boys "Do you wanna?"XD Oooooooooooooo man. He know me vewy well, do he?
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Vector: Re: EVIL JINSOKU DOO AND THE FLYING SORCERESS !!!!!!
In the next season of Evil Jinsoku Doo - gratuitous cameos by the 3 stooges, the Addams family, the Harlem Globetrotters, and characters from Hanna-Barbera cartoons! An unmasked person who would have gotten away with it too, if not for those darn kids, in every episode!
*Shudders at thought of live action Scooby Doo movie*
*turns off stereo*
Ultra: *died laughing*
Heh, he looks stiff... ^_^;;
Ultra: It's time to terrorize! >:)
*pulls record out of Classics folde and puts it into record player*
~From Topic: Terrornaut arrives at the Crystal Fortress...~
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Terrornaut: Terrornaut arrives at the Crystal Fortress...
Terrornaut arrives at the Crystal Fortress
A MoFo World comedy short story
written by Terrornaut,
co-produced with TergoCorp. Industries,
with characters and elements taken from the MoFo WorldAll of the characters herein are a copyright of their namesakes or good counterparts thereof. They are used with as much respect as possible in the insane world of the MoFo.
Some jokes contained within the lines of this document are based heavily upon elements taken from the Goon Show, a British Broadcasting Corporation comedy radio show that ran during the 1950s. If you recognize them, either you have access to audio recorded tapes of it from the BBC Comedy Series, or you are around or over fifty years old.
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*It is a dark and stormy night. The camera is following a lone figure walking toward the Crystal Fortress, home to the Evil Admins and some of the Evil Moderators. This lone figure's identity is concealed mostly by the long coat and wide-brimmed hat, although if one looks at the crimson carapace and insect- like toes of the figure's boots, and examines the jagged bone helmet spike jutting up through the gray hat, it isn't very difficult to know who this six-feet-tall person is.
That, and there aren't too many six-feet-tall people in the MoFo. C'mon, folks, this forum is populated by a lot of Mobians! Those guys are like, what, four feet, maybe three feet tall in most cases?
We follow the figure across the drawbridge to the front door of the Crystal Fortress. He raises a hand with pale green, organic- looking clawed fingers and a wrist guard composed of the same crimson carapace, and knocks on the door. It is opened by...*
Evil WB: Hello there, whoever you are.
*The figure tears off the coat and hat, holding them in his hands as he stands in front of Evil WB with a menacing posture. This is Terrornaut, the Evil Moderator counterpart of the Roleplayers Guild Moderator known as Tergonaut, both of whom appeared in the roleplayers guild rp in the Roleplayers Guild. He in fact is wearing a bio-suit, an organic form-fitting battle suit with crimson carapace covering his chest and back, groin and buttocks, legs up to the knee, carapace wrist guards, angular shoulder and knee guards, and a crimson helmet with a bone- colored jagged helmet spike curving backwards at a slight angle. The rest of his body is covered by a disgusting-looking pale green substance that looks a lot like wrinkled flesh, although it is actually much tougher than it appears to be. His angular helmet has a pointed chin and there are six small black spidery eyes set in a V-shape between two larger black spider eyes, all of which focus their eerie gaze on Evil WB as lightning strikes in the background, creating an aura of horror.*
Evil WB: *looks completely unsurprised and not scared in the least*
Oh yes, we've been expecting you. Give me your hat and coat, thank you. Now get out!
*slams the door in Terrornaut's face*Terrornaut: *knocks heavily on door, and it opens again*
Evil WB: Oh yes, we've been expecting you. You left your hat and coat. Here. Now get out!
*slams the door in Terrornaut's face, although this time he has his hat and coat in his hands*Terrornaut: *throws the hat and coat away and bangs rapidly and loudly on the door once again, and it opens.*
Evil WB: I'm sorry, everyone's out.
Terrornaut: Wait! Before you continue with this foolery, I should like to ask you one question: is your refrigerator running?
Evil WB: *looks very thoughtful, then a cartoon light bulb flashes over his head*
A-hah! I know exactly who you are!Terrornaut: I'm an Evil Moderator attempting to use the insanity and dull intelligence of an Evil Admin against him so that I may gain entrance to the Crystal Fortress and set up residence?
Evil WB: No, where in the world would I get that idea? You're the refrigerator repairman!
Terrornaut: *refuses to sweatdrop in anim style as he is dragged by an arm into the Crystal Fortress by Evil WB*
Evil WB: You see, my refrigerator seems to have a problem with the light bulb. I think that it goes off when I close the door.
Terrornaut: But it's supposed to do that to conserve energy and the light bulb's longevity.
Evil WB: You are a rather silly person, aren't you? Haven't you ever thought that someone might want the lightbulb on at all times inside of a refrigerator?
Terrornaut: Truth to tell, no.
Evil WB: Now, you may think that is a little silly, but here is an explanation which will make everything clear.
Terrornaut: *dryly* I'm sure it will.
Evil WB: *drags Terrornaut to the Crystal Fortress's kitchen, clearly not kept up as well as it could be*
You see, my admirable refrigerator-repairing friend, my faithful lackey Evil Vec is a particularly good lackey, save that he has the occasional bad habit. Recently, he's been growing mutant arctic fungi inside the refrigerator in an attempt to take over the MoFo. It's been rather irritating for me, so I'd like to quietly remove the fungus from the refrigerator.Terrornaut: Fungi don't grow in refrigerators, or at least not very easily. They requires damp, warm, dark places to thrive.
Evil WB: Didn't I just tell you that they were mutant arctic fungi? He's specially bred them so that they grow in cold, dark places. I'm not sure exactly why, though...EVIL VEC! Come over here!
Evil Vec: *pops his head around the corner, plastic safety goggles over his eyes and a vial of foul-smelling bubbling liquid in another hand*
Yes, Evil Dubs? I'm in the middle of an evil experiment, so I'd rather hurry before this liquid plastic explosive detonates.Evil WB: *completely ignores the fact that there is a powerful explosive in the same room with him*
Could you please refresh my memory regarding the reason for your mutant arctic fungi and their ability to breed in cold, dark places?Evil Vec: *hands the liquid plastic explosive to Terrornaut, whose spidery eyes widen slightly with practical fear as he attempts to keep it from jiggling or bumping, and Evil Vec pulls a blackboard on wheels from around the corner to diagram his evil plan*
You see, the MoFo is rather well-off when it comes to modern appliances, and this includes refrigerators. In fact, around ninety-five percent of the forumers have refrigerators, which are classified as cold, dark places when their doors are closed. Now, my plan to take over the MoFo includes these arctic fungi because they can grow in cold, dark places, such as refrigerators when the door is closed. My plan is to insert a sample of this fungus into every refrigerator in Sega City, and-Terrornaut: HIT THE DECK!
*Evil WB and Evil Vec immediately fall to the ground, covering their heads with their hands in expert fashion as Terrornaut grows his hands around the plastic explosive until it is contained within a cylinder of armor-lined carapace with a hole in the top. The liquid plastic explosive detonates, and most of the force is directed upwards into the ceiling, with the rest of the force harmlessly dispersed among the fragments of Terrornaut's hands, which now are blown to smithereens.*
Terrornaut: You two handled yourselves quite well.
Evil WB: Well, we've had a lot of practice in duck-and-cover, since Evil Vec's experiments have a tendency to explode violently.
Evil Vec: Hey, if it isn't dangerous, it isn't science!
Terrornaut: Interesting philosophy. Remind me to never take any science classes that you may offer.
Evil Vec: Okay, never take any science classes that I may offer.
Terrornaut: Thank you.
Evil WB: You realize that your hands have just been blown off? Doesn't that smart?
Terrornaut: I have a high pain threshold.
Evil Vec: So what are you going to do now? Without hands, you're not going to be able to hold any more of my liquid plastic explosive.
Terrornaut: Do not worry, they will grow back soon.
Evil WB & Evil Vec: What?
Terrornaut: *extends his arms and, as Evil WB and Evil Vec watch, a pale green mass grows out from the stump of his hands and slowly define themselves into the shape of hands. Once the hands are restored in shape, red liquid leaks out of pores, and it hardens into crimson carapace, which form into wrist guards for the bio-suit*
As you can see, my bio-suit is fully capable of regenerating any damage that I may receive. This is because my suit has hyper- regenerative properties, and the suit is directly linked to my body, so both I and it are restored to pristine condition. The bio-suit also grants me flight capability, enhanced strength and speed, and a wide array of combat and situation options for dealing with any lawbreakers within Sega City.Evil WB & Evil Vec: Ooh.
Terrornaut: Quite.
Evil Vec: Where did you get it? I'd like one for myself. With such a suit, I could take over the MoFo easily!
Terrornaut: There aren't any others. It is my defining feature that separates me from other forumers. Furthermore, you may not have mine.
Evil Vec: Why not?
Terrornaut: *fiendishly takes advantage of the girly-man nature of the male Evil Admins*
Do you really think I can wear any clothing underneath this suit?Evil WB & Evil Vec: *little girl scream*
Terrornaut: Therefore, you may not have my suit because you would be breaking the forum's rules by making me nude.
Evil Vec: *checks his figures on a massive pocket calculator*
Curses! He's right! Foiled again!Evil WB: Wait a moment, now I remember! Excuse me for mistaking you to be the refrigerator repairman.
Terrornaut: So you've figured it out, have you?
Evil WB: Yes, I finally put it all together when you regenerated your hands, clearly a supernatural feat that cannot be duplicated by mere mortals.
Terrornaut: Of course.
Evil WB: Yes, you couldn't possibly be anyone else! There is no one else in this crazy world who would have handled such a dangerous explosive in such a practical and un-cartoony fashion.
Terrornaut: Indeed, I agree.
Evil WB: You're my sorceress!
*crickets chirping for a brief period of time*
Terrornaut: Your...what?
Evil WB: My sorceress! Only my sorceress could have such amazing powers!
Terrornaut: Perhaps you're referring to the woman who just entered the kitchen behind you.
Evil WB: *turns around to see his sorceress standing there, mouth wide open in absolute shock, her cheeks burning red*
Hello there, woman, what seems to be your trouble?Evil WB's Sorceress: *recovers enough to close her mouth, then screams at the top of her lungs:*
You absolute DUNDERHEAD!Evil WB: Where?!
*turns his head swiftly and looks around for the dunderhead*
You know, Evil Vec, that strange woman just insulted you.Evil WB's Sorceress: *grabs Evil Wb's chin, squeezes his cheeks, and puts his face directly up to hers. Her voice is low and dangerous as she says:*
I'm going to be frank...Evil WB: Right, I'll be Tom.
Evil Vec: I'll be Gladys.
*gets slapped by Evil WB's Sorceress, who turns back to Evil WB*Evil WB's Sorceress: You've been a real dodo sometimes, but this tops it all! How could you possibly mistake that guy-
*points at Terrornaut, who is definitely masculine in shape and voice*
-for a sorceress?! He's not even female!Evil WB: *with cheeks squeezed together*
So you're suggesting that all sorceresses are female? That's like saying that all refrigerator repairmen are male!Evil WB's Sorceress: *releases Evil WB and puts her hands on her hips*
And what does THAT have to do with anything?!Evil WB: Take a look at yourself. You're a refrigerator repairman, and yet you're female.
Evil WB's Sorceress: *sputters and curses unprintable words*
Terrornaut: Perhaps it would be better if I started fixing the sink.
Evil Vec: What? But the sink's not broken.
Terrornaut: *points at the sink at the exact same time that the faucet launches off, spewing water all over the kitchen and Evil WB, Evil Vec, Evil WB's Sorceress and Terrornaut*
Evil Vec: How in the name of Doctor Wily did you know that was going to happen?!
Terrornaut: I have an excellent sense of comedic timing, useful when you are one of the only serious residents in a city of cartoonish antics. Now, if you'll excuse me, I will fix the sink.
Evil WB: And while my sorceress is fixing the sink, could you, my faithful henchman, please remove that damp foul-mouthed woman to the minuscule compartment in which is used to store goods.
Terrornaut: *off-screen*
Wouldn't that be a closet?Evil WB: WE HAVE NO CLOSET! There is only a minuscule compartment in which is used to store goods!
Terrornaut: *off-screen*
What is the difference?Evil WB: They are spelled differently.
Terrornaut: *comes back on-screen, one of his hands grown into the shape of a wrench*
The sink is fixed. While I was at it, I cleaned up the kitchen and even managed to repair the clock over the stove.Evil WB: Hmm...you are a busybody, aren't you?
Evil Vec: That doesn't surprise me. Off-screen time differential ratios are different from on-screen ones. He easily had enough time to do it all.
Terrornaut: Weren't you supposed to lock up Evil WB's Sorceress in the closet?
Evil WB: WE HAVE NO CLOSET! There is only a minuscule compartment in which is used to store goods! What's more, that's not my sorceress, that's the crazy woman who was attempting to impersonate a refrigerator repairman, but I saw through her trickery. Evil Vec, remove her at once and lock her away!
Evil Vec: Okay, Evil Dubs. Come on, now, nice and easy...
Evil WB's Sorceress: *still sputtering as she is dragged off by Evil Vec, giving Evil WB murderous glances and mouthing unspeakable words*
Evil WB: That's more like it. Now, you wanted something?
Terrornaut: Yes, I wanted to find residency inside the Crystal Fortress, since I am an Evil Moderator. Living in Sega City's sewers is not pleasant, and I'd rather live here instead.
Evil WB: Mm-hmm, but why are you asking that when you already live here?
Terrornaut: What?
Evil WB: You're my sorceress, after all.
Terrornaut: ...I'm surprised that woman hasn't murdered you in your sleep yet. She must be insanely dedicated to you to suffer such humiliation time and time again.
Evil WB: Yes, that strange woman keeps showing up, claiming to be my sorceress, but of course we know that's impossible.
Terrornaut: *is about to speak again, but is interrupted when Evil Chainspike enters the kitchen*
Evil Chainspike: Whoa! The kitchen is clean for a change!
Evil WB: Thank my sorceress here for that. The sink and the stove clock are working perfectly as well.
Terrornaut: *politely bows to Evil Chainspike*
How do you do?Evil Chainspike: Oh, you're so absolutely adorable! Good manners, too.
Evil WB: Um, you may want to start running.
Terrornaut: *regains a standing posture*
What?Evil WB: Too late!
Evil Chainspike: *leaps and wraps her arms around Terrornaut's neck, squeezing with all of her strength*
I'm gonna hug ya and squeeze ya and love ya to death!Terrornaut: *choking, not because he is running out of air (since his suit can absorb breathable air from any point on his body, not just around his neck and helmet), but because of the fact that his neck is getting crushed*
She does seem to have...all of the symptoms of being like Elmyra...from Tiny Toons...Evil Chainspike: *hopping up and down, jerking Terrornaut along with her*
Can we keep him, Evil WB, can we?!Evil WB: But-
*is interrupted by Evil Chainspike's deliberate act of Bambi eyes*
Oh, all right, he can stay.Evil Chainspike: Yay!
Terrornaut: I have to get away from this woman...she has even more strength in her grip than I do in my entire bio-suited body! Ah ha, I think I know...
Dear lady, I believe that there is a Beenie Baby auction going on at the Newbie Distribution Centre.Evil Chainspike: *drops Terrornaut into a heap on the floor and vanishes in a puff of smoke as she races out of the Crystal Fortress at Road Runner-like speeds*
Terrornaut: *regenerates his internals from the pressure damage he has received*
Evil WB: Well, I'm not so sure why she thought you were cute, but at least she doesn't mind you living here. Now that I think of it, you have been rather useful lately...
Terrornaut: *stands up, fully recovered*
Well of course I've been helpful, I'm perhaps one of the only competent people in this entire building!Evil WB: *ignores Terrornaut's last statement*
Ah, hello War Troophead! Why are you up from your dungeons at this hour? I thought you were busy maiming people in your dungeon.War Troophead: *walks into the kitchen, a thorny bullwhip in her hands*
I thought I'd get a midnight snack. Maiming people is hungry work, you know. Hey, the kitchen is clean!Terrornaut: That is my doing. Since I'm up and about, I might as well fix together something to eat for you.
War Troophead: *sits down at the table in the middle of the kitchen and points her thumb over her shoulder at Terrornaut, who is quickly putting together the makings of a sandwich*
So who's the new guy?Evil WB: That's my-
Terrornaut: *interrupts Evil WB as he passes the table to go to the refrigerator*
I am Terrornaut.Evil Vec: *comes back just in time to see Terrornaut's hand on the refrigerator door*
No, you fool, you'll kill us all! Don't open that door!Terrornaut: You mean like this?
Evil Vec: NOOO!
*leaps forward in slow motion in a vain attempt to stop Terrornaut from opening the refrigerator door, but his legs are weak-muscled from countless hours spent in his laboratory, and so he falls flat on his face when his speed suddenly becomes normal again*Terrornaut: *opens the door and looks into the refrigerator*
Hmm...Evil Vec, did you really put mutant fungi into this refrigerator?Evil Vec: *pulls his flattened face off of the floor and looks up at the refrigerator; the camera changes to a side-view of the refrigerator as he gets to his feet and walks up to it*
Of course I did! There was enough mutant fungi in there to launch a full-scale attack on the whole population of Sega City ten times over!Terrornaut: But did you ever test the effects of light on these mutant fungi?
Evil Vec: ...No.
Terrornaut: *points to the refrigerator, which seems to be normally stocked with food*
It's clear that there isn't any mutant fungus inside this refrigerator, and if there were, then they were probably evaporated by the tiny refrigerator lightbulb when I opened the door.Evil Vec: *slaps his forehead*
Egad! Even if I had managed to get the fungi into all of those refrigerators, it wouldn't have mattered because they would have been vaporized the instant the forumers opened their refrigerator doors! All that work would have been for nothing! All my time in the laboratory, wasted on slimy, disgusting, filthy, cowardly overgrown mold!Terrornaut: *steps back as a long fuzzy tentacle suddenly emerges from the refrigerator and wraps around Evil Vec's neck, dragging him into the refrigerator*
Oh, wait, now I see it. Pretty clever, hiding under the bologna. Seems a bit quick to take insult, though. Excuse me, Evil Vec, would you please pass me that meat and those condiments while you're being strangled by your own mutated creation? Thank you.
*shuts the refrigerator door with no further thought for Evil Vec and the mutant fungus, and finishes the sandwich*
Here you are, one sandwich constructed from the finest ingredients that the Crystal Fortress has to offer.War Troophead: Thank you.
*takes a bite out of the sandwich and makes a pleased mmm sound*
Delicious!
*she sets down the sandwich and looks at Terrornaut in a sultry way*
This sandwich is definitely better than anything anyone else in this place could cook up. You're hard-working, decent, can cook, and you're actually pretty cute for a guy in a scary organic suit.Terrornaut: Thank you.
War Troophead: *leaps up from her chair and brandishes her thorn bullwhip*
I hate cute! Prepare to be maimed!Evil WB: Yike!
*opens up the refrigerator and hops in, closing the door behind him. Obviously, he would prefer to be in a dark, enclosed space with Evil Vec and mutant fungus than to be caught in the path of War Troophead on a rampage*Terrornaut: *holds up a hand*
Wait! Before you proceed to maim me, I have one last request.War Troophead: You know, I'm so grateful that you made such a delicious sandwich for me that I'm going to grant your request! Name it.
Terrornaut: I challenge you...to a Hammerspace duel!
War Troophead: What?!
Terrornaut: Yes. As you already know, Hammerspace is that dimension from which anim characters as well as forumers summon their comical weapons from. Examples include the paper fans that females in several anim series pull out from nowhere (a.k.a. Hammerspace) and use to beat their dull-witted male compatriots, not to mention Amy Rose's Piko-Piko Hammer, after which Hammerspace is named. The challenge is this: we will rush at each other from opposite ends of the main entrance hall. Just as we are about to pass each other, we shall draw our weapons from Hammerspace and strike once. The winner is the one who remains standing. Is it agreed?
War Troophead: *smirking evilly*
Agreed! Don't think I'll go easy on you just because I'm so much stronger than you! After all, you're only an Evil Moderator.Terrornaut: We shall see. Let's go.
*the scene changes to that of the main entrance hall, and Terrornaut and War Troophead are in opposite sides of the room. Rad Blue is dressed in a referee's white-and-black striped shirt and has a whistle in her hand*
Rad Blue: All right, you both know the rules, and I expect both of you, as representatives of the Evil Admins and Moderators, to find as many loopholes as you can so you can win. Are you ready?
Terrornaut: *gets into a running stance*
Ready.War Troophead: Yeah, you're ready, all right; ready to lose.
Rad Blue: Okay, on the count of three I will blow this whistle. One...
*both Terrornaut and War Troophead are glaring at each other, electricity sparking between them as their murderous stares strike against each other*
Rad Blue: Two...
*Terrornaut extends his translucent green dragonfly wings from beneath his shoulders*
Rad Blue: *blows hard on the whistle*
Terrornaut: *flying forward*
HAH!War Troophead: *running at full tilt*
COMING AT YA!*just as the two combatants are ready to pass each other, both of them reach into the air and draw their chosen weapons. War Troophead swings a mallet at Terrornaut's back, hitting him smack dab on the back of his helmet. At the exact same time, War Troophead feels the sudden titanic blow dealt to her by the weapon that Terrornaut has summoned, and both of them run a few more paces before stopping in dramatic anim style as they wait for the loser to tumble to the ground*
War Troophead: *her eyebrow twitches nervously*
Heh, had enough?Terrornaut: I think you should be asking yourself that question. I'm actually surprised that you haven't fallen down yet.
War Troophead: Why?
Terrornaut: Most people would be unconscious after being struck with a refrigerator.
War Troophead: WHAT?! *slowly turns her head to look at Terrornaut, standing with one hand at his side while his other hand is holding on to a refrigerator*
Evil WB: *opens the door of the refrigerator and looks out*
Yes, I was right! The lightbulb does go off when you close the door! I shall have to get that fixed.Evil Vec: *flops into view, a fuzzy green tentacle still wrapped around his neck*
GAH! All right, enough, uncle, white flag!War Troophead: Oh, that refrigerator...
*she slumps to the ground, a massive bump growing on the back of her head where she was struck*Rad Blue: *goes over to War Troophead and bends down to check her eyes. She finds them to be crossed into Xs, and she stands up*
I proclaim Terrornaut to be the winner of this duel!Terrornaut: I'm surprised no one has ever tried to do this before. I'll have to remember this trick for the next time I battle against Tergonaut.
Evil WB: Well, I think that settles it! Welcome to the Crystal Fortress, and good show!
Terrornaut: Thank you. Where are the still-unclaimed rooms?
Evil Vec: *is being shaken around like a rag doll, and yet still manages to point to the stairs*
Terrornaut: Thank you.
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*After Terrornaut has returned the refrigerator to the kitchen and all of the Evil Admins have reassembled and recovered from their various injuries, Terrornaut is standing in front of his new room while the Evil Admins look on*
Terrornaut: So this is my new room?
Evil WB: Yes, we figured it was the least we could do.
Evil Chainspike: Yeah, the kitchen's finally clean!
War Troophead: *smiles sheepishly as she holds an ice pack to her bump*
And it's nice to have someone around who can cook.Evil Vec: And fix anything that needs to be repaired, since we can't get the job done ourselves due to comical margin-of-error.
Rad Blue: I'm liking the sound of this guy all the time.
Evil Admins: WELCOME TO THE CRYSTAL FORTRESS!
Terrornaut: Oh, you don't know how much this means to me. I, I think I'm touched...
Evil Vec: Okay, everyone, slumber party in Terro's room!
Terrornaut: ...fortunately, such feelings pass quickly.
*opens the door, then enters his room and turns around*
I'll need to redecorate for my needs. This is going to take a few days, so I suggest you find some way of surviving until I emerge.
*slams the door*Evil WB: ...He is quite the busybody, isn't he?
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*it is almost a week later. Evil WB walks down the hallway, dressed in a pink fluffy robe and wearing vampire bunny slippers. He is on his way to the luxurious bathing room when he happens to pass a door that looks very much like a horrible freakish organic mouth, with a doorbell in the shape of an eyeball inset into the wall next to it. At first he doesn't seem to notice, but then he does a double-take and backs up until he is standing in front of the door.*
Evil WB: Well, he certainly has been making himself at home, hasn't he?
*presses the eyeball and recoils at the slimy touch as the eyeball closes shut and the sound of a man screaming in absolute agony resonates throughout the hallway. The mouth-door opens, and Terrornaut is standing there serenely, with utter darkness in the room behind him*Terrornaut: You rang?
Evil WB: Um, just testing the doorbell. Lovely decor.
Terrornaut: Thank you. Now if you will excuse me, I have to remove my cocoon from this room.
Evil WB: Your what?
Terrornaut: I grew this domain for my personal use, and I had to cocoon myself to initiate the process. Now that I'm done, the cocoon is unnecessary, and I have no more use for it.
Evil WB: Oh-kaaay...well, I need to be going.
Terrornaut: Indeed. Good day.
*closes the door*Evil WB: *shakes the finger that he used to touch the eyeball* Oh, ICK! I can't believe I touched an actual eyeball! ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK!
*runs down the hallway to the bathing room*Terrornaut: *speaks in a muffled voice from behind the door*
Ah, there's no place like home...~FIN~
*turns off record player*
Ultra: And to think he still retains his sanity. O_O
*dies as memories of first reading this come back*
Must.....stop......laughing......
*remembers that she's next*
Uh oh! O_o;
*runs really fast*
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