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(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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1 Million Signatures and Uwe Boll stops.

This petition is at just over 50,000

I reckon its doable. He probably won't quit even if it does get to a million though.

 
(@deckman92)
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i will sign the petition when i am physically forced to watch his movies

or when at least 10 people i meet on a daily basis even know who uwe boll is

 
(@veckums)
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I don't want him to stop because bad movies are funny.

 
 WB
(@_wb_)
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I liken Uwe Boll as the Rob Liefeld of the film community. No one understands how he gets work, his talent is iffy at best, and yet, somehow he constantly manages to consistently get his hands on licensed characters and rape them into an unrecognizable mess. To further prove its not just character bias - even his own work without the use of any license is terrible at best. At least Ed Woods lack of decent attempts at filmmaking were funny.

At least we'll get some good Rifftrax/MST3K material out of it in the future.

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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I don't think that comparison is quite fair. After all, Leify created Cable and Deadpool, but in the hands of more talented people, they shone. I don't think theres really so much chance for diamonds in Bolly boy's turds...

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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a million internet signatures will never work, what's to stop people from signing dozens of times in the names of everyone they know? ^^;

 
 WB
(@_wb_)
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Source: http://kotaku.com/377605/uwe-boll-re...%!##%!#-retard

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Yes, we've definitely heard all about Uwe Boll's claim that if a million concerned gamers were to band together, say via internet petition, he'd stop making movies. You can throttle bak on the tips, Turbo. While no one at the Kotaku Towers complex believes that Uwe will give up the movie biz for a second, it doesn't seem to have curbed enthusiasm for an internet rallying cry. How does Mr. Boll respond?

In shattered English, Boll says he hopes that someone, somewhere will start a pro-Uwe petition. Why? Here's why.

"I'm not a %!##%!# retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same **@%%@ movies over and over again," says Boll. "If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney %$+%%+$* what you get every %!##%!# weekend."

Pretty infallible, but if it's not clear yet, Boll clearly illustrates that you're at fault, not him. "You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am," he says. "I am the only genius in the whole %!##%!# business. Goodbye."

Genius? And how! He's got a legion of anti-fans paying him more attention than ever as Postal approaches. I'm off to generate that pro-Boll petition, 'cause if Boll stops making movies, we're out a half-dozen posts a month. Oh, and sprinkle some [sic] around this post. It's all verbatim.

holy wow, hes really pissed off . bizzare and awesome delusions of granduer for the win!

 
 THS
(@ths)
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TinyURL on Dubs' link since the censor caught it and broke it.

 
 Wesu
(@wesu)
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If anyone here admits that an Uwe Boll film is anything less than complete utter garbage, I will leave the MoFo.

Not seriously, but you get what I mean.

 
(@spiner-storm)
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Well, s***. Now I feel kinda bad for the guy.

He's so far up his own arse, it's hilarious. What would we do without him? Probably turn to Jack Thompson to see if he's got any more lulz to squeeze outta him.

 
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