Well, I was playing Lumines earlier today when my mind started wandering back to how much of an idiot I used to be online when I was a juvenile. Near-perfect grammar combined with the extreme immaturity of a 12-year-old made me sound like an ass everywhere I went on the World Wide Web. And then I realized I inflicted a lot of this immaturity on the Mobius Forums.
I'm not forgiving anything untill you are purple again!
I was around 2001, and I shall certainly forgive you. Of course, I'm just the advace party and generous like that. Its the folk who reply after me- and of course Crimmy who got in first- you have to worry about! Also, welcome back to the MoFo, as a few others have said before now!
But my character IS purple still, I promise!! It's just my current avatar doesn't represent this.
(Holy bejesus, I can't believe you remember. o_o)
It's because I was watching you. And waiting. ;3
Or maybe just because I have your MSN and it was on there for ages.
Do you still have my MSN? o_O
*Squeeeezehugs* Of course we'll welcome you back :3
*Doesn't let go* ...because you realise now there is no escape >:3
We were all assholes as kids. It's fine. =D
We forgive you and gladly welcome you back.
Silver's right though, you can't ever leave now.
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We should just rename the forum to Hotel California.
On a dark web forum, can of drink my my side
Warm smell of old socks, music coming from outside
I typed in the web url, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
the posts were just right
The members came to great me;
I heard the dinner bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
So I set up a few alts and joined in the fun
There wer posts across the board,
And in every sing one;
Welcome to the MoFol California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Mofo California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
LNR is pretty twisted, but it's as funny as heck
The Sailorness virus is something you have to check
There is skits and scromics, a good thing of the past
But if you ever bring one back, you make it last
So I called up the Lacky,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'I'm retired now, boy, get it on your own time.'
And still those posters are calling from the archive,
Loose yourself in the old threads,
As they jump and jive...
Welcome to the Mofo California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Mofo California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Bizzaros didn't last long,
But they come now and then
There's always the creepy dolls, and the bouncing hen'
And in the floating palace,
Evil forumers dwell
They plot and scheme and ploy,
But they just don't do so well!
Last thing I remember, I was
Shutting down my tab
I had to get into real life
Not some SCIENCE! lab
But months down the line
Only I was decieved.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'
*clap... clap... clap*
Crims I'm totally going to record this. XD
Hey, I bet my younger days were a lot more immature than yours (no, not an ironic contest, the truth). It happens to tweens.
... Who are you?
*HUG*
As has already been said: we all do silly things when we're twelve and we all change when we get older. But it took character to say all of that. No apology necessary, but taken and with a lot of respect. 
Crim, please allow me to bear your children. That was pure awesome.
=3 I've missed you guys and your humor. Thank you for being so insane kind and understanding. I'm glad I got that off my chest. XD
=3 I've missed you guys and your humor. Thank you for being so insane kind and understanding. I'm glad I got that off my chest. XD
Jin, I was ShooterH. I think I called you sick in the head once, and criticized your GIGANTIC signature. Aheheh... 12-year-old me. I'm sorry.
XD WOW that was a long ass time ago. It's so sad that I remember that, too. (Well, only because you brought it up). Trust me when I say it never lingered in my (sick) head once after I read it. I probably chuckled.
And Gigantic? *think* ... It was just a long vertical image if I remember right.
Boy, 12 year olds sure do over-exaggerate. 
No apology needed, man. In fact, you should be sorry that I'm still here. X3 I can't quit the MoFo. It's my drug.
But Jin IS sick in the head. I mean, look at the method he used to get his promotion.
And I think most staff here are the same way. We don't even remember warnings from one week. Why else you think we have to write them down. 
~Tobe
Does this mean that with a good enough eraser, one can banjump freely? =D To WHSmiths!
Does this mean that with a good enough eraser, one can banjump freely? =D To WHSmiths!
DUH DUH DUN
Beware those who edit the EVC 'Banned' thread.
As promised, I recorded this 
Coupla words of warning before you click - I did this in one take, I fouled it up here and there and in one or two places I got the lyrics wrong. But, I had fun doing it
Oh also, file is a 192kbps Stereo MP3, and it's roughly 8 megs in size.
It can be found here. Right click and save as or left click to stream it if your browser will let you. (Would prefer it if you did the first option. XD) I refuse to refund any time you spend listening to it :3
Very nice, I didn't expect you to play the guitar. Rockin' accent, too. I mean it, we need to revive Voice Exchange.
<3 @ Brian
Actually tall, fuzzy and scottish, catch me in chat, I have had a few plans since you mentioned recording it. They may come to nothing, but we shall see =3
