www.telegraph.co.uk/news/...sex126.xml
When you the topic title what were you thinking more about?
Why he did it
Or how he did it
... whu?
Wait... how??... huh?
Google Images brings up weird things.
...well, makes about as much sense as a man having intercourse with a bicycle. 
I was wondering how, of course. "Why" is fairly simple: because he wanted to.
Why exactly was he arrested, again? He was in his own room and, unless I missed something, the bicycle belonged to him. Is there a law against having sex with an inanimate object in the privacy of a hostel room?
Yes. Definitely. Now we don't jusr have STDs to worryd about...but BMXs as well. *stoned*
I was thinking of how this is being reported as "having sex with a bike". It's plausible that he's just using it as an "aid", an unusual one I admit.
so... uuuh... Is there any tread left on the tires?
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"Why" is fairly simple: because he wanted to.
Okay, than the better question is "Why would he want to?"
Because he wanted to try something new and found normal sex toys too boring to use? I don't know; ask him.
Got his email address?
I don't want to know...
LOL!
That brings new meaning to the term "banana seat"
EW >_<
So THAT'S the village bicycle everyone is always on about...
Oh boy. lol
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Why exactly was he arrested, again? He was in his own room and, unless I missed something, the bicycle belonged to him. Is there a law against having sex with an inanimate object in the privacy of a hostel room?
Well, it was sexual disturbance of peace or something along those lines... my geuss would be that he was being too loud with the bike.
I don't see how it's any different from masturbation. Maybe they thought he wanted the maids to see since he didn't stop when he heard knocks and waited.
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Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Circumcision, the hard way 
So that's who stole my bike ='(
You should SO sue him for the emotional damage, to you and your bike.
So if a deaf person in a hotel decided to pleasure themselves with, for example a vibrator, and was then seen by the hotel staff, this deaf person can be given a criminal record?! madness.
Also putting the guy on the sex offenders register seems very harsh, now he won't be able to work in most jobs, 'cept a street turd remover!
I don't see why the man was arrested either. o.o
None of that makes ANY sense....
Bikes can't have babies, and they have no orifices.
Someone getting arrested for humping a bike is... unheard of. As a matter of fact, whoever decided to take this farther than an akward glance needs to have their eyes removed.
Madness about the deaf person scenario=xD. We should put this to the test and then sue the idiots trying to give the deaf one a sentence, calling it a crime against humanity :O!
Man. A bike though x_x. I hope he didn't...eww no he would have had to grease it down -.- O sickness.
Wait, did I miss something? Wasn't he in a private place? It's not like he shouted "Come in!" when someone knocked on the door, maybe he was a little...uh, too engrossed in his current activity? I didn't know you could get charged for breach of public peace in a private place. o.o
Maybe he was screaming as he was humping his bike.
Y'know like how some people in a hotel scream while they're "doing it"? Maybe it was something like that.
...In other news, I heard on the news that this lady in a hotel was so loud that she woke up the people next to the hotel.
o_o; placed on sex offenders list...
perhaps the sex was not consensual!!! he obviously raped the poor bike...
(*plays the scenario out in head*)
*Throws bike ont the bed*
I'm gonna have my way with you and yuour gonna love it...
Bike: ...
DID I SAY YOU CAN TALK!? *Slaps the bike*
*The slap on the bike`s metal hurts the man`s hands*
AGH! *Swearing* THAT HURT YOU *More swearing*! *Punches the bike* AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(I do'nt feel like going any further)
sit down, ct
... 
Yes, sir. *Sits straightly in a nearby wooden chair*
Beats having sex with a pencil sharpener.
i feel sorry for anyone who would fit
He doesn't want to admit it, but Rico says thank you for the compassion @ Deck
so you're going out with him to feel less insecure about your own size, then?
lul
...I'm not even going to ask.
...Eh?
What is the world coming to these days?!
We must protect all bikekind!!!
Byakko's sig went well with his last post.
this bike thing made it as far as the silly news part of the sunday times today.. along with news that two men successfully robbed a car that was carrying supermarket money, while only being armed with bags of ketchup. oo;
OMFG WHUT!? @ committing robberies with bags of ketchup
Thats even more random than something out of EBSPA! ...when it existed.
Wow, I know ketchup can be bad if it gets on your clothes due to the stainage possibility, but that's just ridiculous.
Utterly hilarious, but ridiculous.
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Weapon of the week
Two robbers held up a car carrying supermarket takings - despite being armed only with bags of tomato ketchup. "The thieves jumped out of the bushes and threw the two big bags of ketchup on the front window to stop the car," said a spokesman for police in Athens. The robbers fled on a motorcyle with just 280.
and in other news, former footballer Ian Wright has lived up to his award of the Commission of Racial Equality's media personality of the year by telling a black traffic warden to '@&^% off back to your own country, you monkey.' oo;
Lovely!
well, the article made it sound a bit more funny then i could put it, as apparently the traffic warden called him a white guy in response. ^^;
It could be worse...
Though i don't see how....
... *seizure, foams at the mouth and then faints*
OH DEAR GOD @ WB
Hiro linked it in chat and I threw up from laughing so hard
Awesome
I hope your keyboards okay. o.o
