Katsuni: So thank yeu! I'd give yeu flowers or something, but yeu'd just go and eat them or let Vortex eat them.

WB says:
You never talk about my eyes anymore. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU !!!!!!!! IS IT SOMETHING I'M DOING WRONG!!! I HATE YOU! YOU NEVER LOVED ME!!! I'M GOING HOME TO MOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WB says:
**runs off crying**
WB says:
So whats up on your end vec?
GameMusic says:
YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR 3 YEARS! GO HOME TO MOTHER ALREADY! YOU'RE BLUFFING!

WB says:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
WB says:
THANK YOU THANK YOU
GameMusic says:
.........
GameMusic says:
ROFTLOL
GameMusic says:
oh my
GameMusic says:
that is REALLY bad
WB says:
I know. Isnt it?

Vortex: isn't life grand? even when your feeling like badness and the sick has overcome you life is like a golden ray of sunshine in the middle of the ocean of not sunshine
GameMusic: ok
GameMusic: get well soon
Vortex: your articualtion of words astounds, you truly comand them with athourity! the very heavens bow down to your might! *sarcasam is cool* and thanks
GameMusic: heh

Vortex: your not really vector... vector doesn't use away mesages, your some kind of alien freek!
Auto response from GameMusic: I am away from my computer right now.

GameMusic: i'm making a list of humorous quotes 😛
Vortex: ... i see... nutso
Vortex: i'm going to read this list and then find out there all mine and then i'm going to have to hunt you down and make you put in some actualy funny qoutes!
GameMusic: lol
GameMusic: no, they aren't all yours
GameMusic: half of them are
Vortex: that's what you say NOW, but i... I NEW IT! *gets out his huntin down gear*
Vortex: you need REAL qoutes... like... as spiderman once said " Well, this was a clever plan: 'trap self in cubicle.' I should be takeing notes."
Vortex: or "quick brother Ian, to the monkmobile!"

Jason says:
what happens if you bend your lever
Jason says:
to make a v shape
Jason says:
wait this shape i mean^
Jason says:
now move the fulcrum to the tip of the lever ^o
Jason says:
now apply force to the half way point of the lever
Jason says:
^o
/ |
Jason says:
dose that make any sense so far
GameMusic says:
umm no
GameMusic says:
ascii art ain't good for technical drawings
Jason says:
lol
Jason says:
i love that quote

Jamie Swiftrunner: *returns to bannermaking*
Jamie Swiftrunner: o.o
Jamie Swiftrunner: Reer
Darc2K1: Good thing I didn't miss out on THIS chat
Jamie Swiftrunner: LOL
CrazyLea: Hush. You know you love us and value every minute in our presence
Sarah-Le: LMAO
Darc2K1: ... *coughs*
Darc2K1: I've had teeth removed
Darc2K1: That time was valued more
CrazyLea: ...well, it could mean a lot to your dental health
Darc2K1: Oddly enough I can't get somebody to drug me up and remove you people
CrazyLea: You'd regret it afterwards.
Jamie Swiftrunner: Har
Darc2K1: After the drug induced high wears off?
Darc2K1: I'd miss the guy with the tank and the mask yes
Darc2K1: But the rest of you? prolly not

Vortex: and here we are at the end of the month of may and no captain planet post, and you call yourself a matradie, you should get your bell taken away!
Vortex: come on, hand it over, you no longer need that stupid bell anyways
Vortex: come on! i want a bell!
Vortex: fine keep your bell...
Vortex: but just you wait...
Vortex: for soon, when the time is right, i'll take your bell!
Vortex: and you'll never know whe- *takes bell and runs off*
Vortex: so, why did you have a bell anywys?
GameMusic: *puts this in the quotes archive* XD

Vortex: well i now know why i havn't been able to pay atention to any funny type thing i've tried to write
Vortex: it's becuse i havn't looked up stuff on sperm whales in like forever
Sailor Evil: thank you, i'll add that now
Vortex: heh
Vortex: it's true though
Vortex: nothing puts me in the mind set to write silly stuff more then looking up info on sperm whales

Vortex: stupid orangatangs...
Vortex: so how do you eat a recees cup?
Vortex: ya try to keep gum handy but sometimes you just can't and you chew on other things...

Jason says:
have you heard of kingdom hearts Square soft is nuts
Apparently, she can use cheese as a weapon says:
have you played any modern ff games?
Jason says:
no i pride my self
Apparently, she can use cheese as a weapon says:
hehe
Jason says:
i think it will be a cast members dream. I see the game selling out in orlando tokyo aneheim and paris
Jason says:
ok maybe not paris

Vortex: "i want to write my name in the stars, and yet never have anyone read it"
Sailor Evil: ok
Vortex: always with the ok
Vortex: you should asign it to a single key to save yourself time
Vortex: i mean your wasting so much of your life typeing both o and k
Sailor Evil: i'll say k then
Vortex: see? i've helped you improve! i deserve a metal or you owe me taxes or something
Sailor Evil: i've doubled my productivity!

Sailor Evil: it's a spork 😛
Vortex: it is so not a spork
Vortex: 😛
Vortex: yourself
Vortex: WAAAAA! again! AGAIN WITH THE CHAT FACE! GOD! there everyware
Vortex: soon i'll be all like ^.^ how was your day? mine was bad >.<;;;; i had much carrots and they bit me! XDDD!
Vortex: can you imagain?
Vortex: CAN YOU!?
Vortex: it's just a downward spiral

Vortex: today is a day like any other, but in that is the true greatness of life
Vortex: you do know that your adoption of ok as your standered response totaly negated the whole reason i started doing the random intro comment rather then a hekko or hello or whateer
Sailor Evil: lol
Vortex: it truly does! i think that's why you started doing it

Sailor Evil: obviously YOU have never beem tickled by cheerful clowns! fess up!
Sailor Evil: oops, wrong window

Vortex (3:57:47 PM): aaaaaaaaand there off! THE WORLD IS A BLUR OF MOTION!
GameMusic (3:58:05 PM): ok
Vortex (3:58:36 PM): ah now tha tmakes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Vortex (3:58:51 PM): i havn't gotten a... whatever your name is... fandango thats it, afandango okayo in forever
Vortex (4:03:33 PM): give me another
Vortex (4:03:37 PM): coooome on you know you want to
GameMusic (4:03:37 PM): ok
Vortex (4:03:40 PM): all the cooY YAAAAAY!
Vortex (4:03:49 PM): *throws it in a jar* i'm collecting them now you know
Vortex (4:06:15 PM): can have have 2 more?
Vortex (4:06:21 PM): spaced out of exactly 24.5 seconds?
GameMusic (4:10:51 PM): ok
GameMusic (4:11:17 PM): ok
Vortex (4:15:29 PM): and i have 4 ok's!
Vortex (4:15:31 PM): that's like brilliant
Vortex (4:17:57 PM): are you collecting every comment i make in an atempt to creat an evil internet version of me to kill me and take my place?
Vortex (4:17:59 PM): if so please stop
GameMusic (4:22:57 PM): ...
GameMusic (4:22:59 PM): no
GameMusic (4:23:04 PM): of course not
GameMusic (4:23:53 PM): you wouldn't happen to have a glass around here with saliva-based DNA samples would you?
Vortex (4:24:32 PM): yes i would, everything in my house is probly covered with me DNA why do... i mean no
Vortex (4:28:41 PM): not at all not ever not now not any time
Vortex (4:28:45 PM): i never touch my mouth to anything
Vortex (4:28:52 PM): and i'll kill anyone that says i do

Vortex: yonk no santa!
GameMusic: ok
Vortex: now that time you were just perpousfuly okaying me to get a rise out of me
Vortex: well it won't work, from now i'm i'm just going to ok you back
Vortex: so give me your best shot!
GameMusic: ok
Vortex: ok

Vortex: people are great, sometimes you think you know what response there going to give you and normaly your right but sometimes your wrong
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Vortex: like that, i was not expecting that at all

Vortex: how many times have you seen someone actualy pee there pants as aposed to just spilling water on there crotch so that it looks like they peed?

GameMusic: there are 3 names that come to mind
GameMusic: Ivius Lighthead
GameMusic: lighthead might be able to do some stuff
GameMusic: that's his sn
zifei: Is that his real name?
zifei: O.o
GameMusic: no 😛
zifei: Yay! I still have the most original real name then. 😀

Jason says:
i can be like dr sueus people will think im trying to be avant garde but realy i just cant draw

Beware the wrath of 200-foot tall talking trees says:
2003!
This Is Big Pimp Ray-Ray Wishin Ya'll A Happy New Year! says:
WAZZUP DAWG !!!!!!!!!! I aint talked to yo ass since last year!

Jason says:
do you realize how fast you can grow a squirel army

Vortex: mr cleaaaaaaaaan! *mr clean is squirted all over the floor, it pools showing a reflection of the smiling mr clean guy* mr cleaaAAaaaan! *a sqeegy runs threw him to spread it around, as it cuts threw the iamage he beings to scream and blood uzes out of ware he was severed* mr cleaaaaaan
GameMusic: yay!
Vortex: don't like mr clean?
GameMusic: nah, i'm fine with him, that just seemed like the most natural thing to say
Vortex: hehehhehehe
Vortex: mr clean is cool
Vortex: it's in honor of him
Vortex: that i make that joke
GameMusic: maybe i have a represeed unconscious hatred of mr. clean

Some person: *plotholes himself back to normal and Darc into a chia pet*
Darc: *is the most evil chia pet there ever was*
Darc: *conqures all other chia pets*

04/10/03
Vortex (8:49:45 PM): but i can help! soemtimes i'm funny and games need humor and and and and... bah, keep your dirty game money!
GameMusic (8:51:19 PM): i'll tell you if i can use your help though
GameMusic (8:51:26 PM): because i agree with you 😛
Vortex (8:52:40 PM): yeah i know, i wouldn't sujest me for first choice of helper or whatever, i have NO work ethic, i could esily see myself as a hobo in 20 years
Vortex (8:55:01 PM): i could see hobo me
Vortex (8:55:05 PM): i'd be crazy too
Vortex (8:55:24 PM): one of the ones that run up to you and ask if your pants have a phone they could barrow with witch to cuss out god
GameMusic (9:00:32 PM): lol
Vortex (9:03:12 PM): you laugh now, but wait tell i reach down your pants grasping for a god phone
GameMusic (9:04:02 PM): mmm... more for insane quotes file
Vortex (9:04:10 PM): heh
Vortex (9:05:41 PM): can i see that qoute file?
GameMusic (9:06:01 PM): soon
Vortex (9:06:21 PM): soon? it's not as if it's a big thing to reveal... unless your saving it for your big post number you were thinking about
Vortex (9:06:25 PM): did you do that yet
Vortex (9:06:26 PM): ?
GameMusic (9:06:46 PM): hmm
GameMusic (9:06:47 PM): no
GameMusic (9:06:54 PM): that's a good idea!
Vortex (9:07:08 PM): yus!
Vortex (9:07:24 PM): not only is it a good idea but it involves sharing me with others! and boy do i like being shared with others

06/14/03
Vortex (9:58:45 PM): a goverment can only opress it's people for so long before someone sneazes

06/14/03
Vortex (10:04:33 PM): hero's are rare
Vortex (10:04:38 PM): very very very very very rare
Vortex (10:05:01 PM): a person that stands against the crowd to risk their life... is insain
Vortex (10:05:15 PM): it's a geanetic oddity, see my theroy is this...
Vortex (10:05:25 PM): people like that only really started once natural selection stopped
Vortex (10:05:37 PM): so weird freaks got back into the gene pool, or as we call them 'heros'
Vortex (10:10:36 PM): sense any people who don't fallow the leader back before we had towns get eaten by lions
Vortex (10:10:38 PM): or maybe tigers
Vortex (10:10:43 PM): or in those really odd cases a liger

06/24/03
Vortex (9:26:13 PM): f only their was enough hours in the day to build yourself a robot fish
Vortex (9:26:17 PM): then you could kick but
GameMusic (9:26:53 PM): LOL
Vortex (9:27:34 PM): yes, i amuze myeslf as well
Vortex (9:27:40 PM): i call it the self amuzment
Vortex (9:28:04 PM): it's kinda like... self... help
Vortex (9:28:07 PM): only for comedicapie
Vortex (9:28:38 PM): ... what the heck is camedicapie

06/24/03
GameMusic (1:15:25 AM): GASP
GameMusic (1:15:37 AM): do you realize what you just did?
Vortex (1:15:46 AM): uh...
GameMusic (1:15:49 AM): YOU started the topic about the new theme
GameMusic (1:15:59 AM): when it looked like noone else might
Vortex (1:16:24 AM): *Blink* nononono! i started a topic about how i don't have a window!
Vortex (1:16:30 AM): YOUR CONFUZED!
Vortex (1:16:34 AM): CONFUUUUUUUUZED!
Vortex (1:16:38 AM): *crys*
GameMusic (1:16:53 AM): BWAHAHA

08/02/03
Jason says (2:37 AM):
Its like linux is a swiss army knife windows is well... the swiss army.

08/17/03
Jason says:
YOU CAN'T AFFORD UC!*
Jason says:
dont you have to pay in gold or blood or golden blood!

*university of california

09/29/03
Vortex (7:26:34 PM): don't you sometimes just wish you could barf on comand so when someone really anoying or stupid is talking to you you just go BLAAAAAARG all over them?
Vortex (7:26:40 PM): i bet your thinking that riiiiiiiight now

10/13/03
Vortex (5:17:58 PM): someday's you wish you were blargo the magnifacent clown. Those days are not very long and pass quickly in the night inbetween the real days. Remember this.

10/14/03
Vortex (2:25:54 PM): "the universe always fills me with a great deal of wounder, fear, loathing, and gas. Not percisly in that order."
GameMusic (2:26:06 PM): thanks 😛
Vortex (2:26:19 PM): hmmm did you say something? i closed the window right as it popped ou
Vortex (2:26:21 PM): up
GameMusic (2:26:29 PM): "thanks :P"
Vortex (2:26:44 PM): what are you thanking me for?
GameMusic (2:26:56 PM): the quote
Vortex (2:27:13 PM): ah, it's not technicly a qoute considering that's the first time i've ever written it
Vortex (2:27:49 PM): does something have to have been said out loud to be qouted? or can you qoute written material in the same sense you qoute speach?
Vortex (2:32:54 PM): "do you think it's immoral to put things your saying for the first time in qoutes? kinda like false advertising?"

10/26/03
WB (1:56:47 PM): How now brown cow
GameMusic (1:58:51 PM): hey
WB (1:59:07 PM): Brown cow now how? 🙂
GameMusic (1:59:24 PM): a very good question
GameMusic (2:02:10 PM): for many years such cows were technologically impossible. but then dr. emmett brown discovered the flux capacitor, the device that makes time travel possible. after experiments with delorean and railroad models, he settled upon the elegant yet powerful bovine model. and that is how we now have brown cows
WB (2:03:39 PM): .....
WB (2:03:51 PM): sometimes i just dont think youre right in the head AT ALL Vector. 🙂

10/29/03
Vortex: mwhehehehe so close to finishing the html, it's like shooting a bunch of deer and finding gold inside.

12/04/03
Vortex (10:01:25 PM): "Vortex you can find the sadisticly dark humor in just about anything" "even life?" "Especialy life"
Vortex (10:52:03 PM): "When life gives you lemons............. kill them all..."

12/11/03
Vortex (11:19:23 PM): does thinking about the history of the people you decended from ever make you want to shower and scrub untill your bleeding and raw in an atempt to make yourself feel even slightly clean?
Vortex (12:03:48 AM): i've had it up to here with you people and your constaint jibes and insults to aqua man IT ENDS TONIGHT

12/15/03
GameMusic (3:36:10 PM): i need more
Vortex (3:36:15 PM): didn't you have more?
GameMusic (3:36:20 PM): yes
GameMusic (3:36:30 PM): but most aren't as good as those
Vortex (3:36:32 PM): i could get my friend to send you his qoute file of me
GameMusic (3:36:41 PM): oh cool
Vortex (3:36:41 PM): ... sadly your not the only one that does it

01/09/04
Vortex (4:55:43 PM): all great things have flying pumpkins
Vortex (4:57:14 PM): spiderman? oh he's got flying EVERYTHING
Vortex (4:57:27 PM): if something is great and you don't see flying pumpkins it's just becuse they are shy
Vortex (4:57:36 PM): and are flying around off screen or inside a building someware
Vortex (6:47:29 PM): i want to fly into the sun, burning up is so much fun
cispy as the brittle chicken, burning in an oven sickens
those that do not understand kernal sanders is the man
i wish to be just like that!

1/31/04
GameMusic: puma man he flys like a moron
Vortex: i want to say something, but i think i honistly have no reply
GameMusic: sci-fi showed their last rerun of mst3k today
GameMusic: ha!
GameMusic: i got you this time
Vortex: yup, you did
GameMusic: i'll just quote mst3k
GameMusic: and leave you to stare and say ok
Vortex: i've only done that once in my life
Vortex: and i was busy writting two reports at the time at 7 in the morning in my school computer lab
Vortex: and some young wippersnap just took my be suprize
Vortex: and that is the one time in my life a few minutes later i thought 'damn i should have said that'
Vortex: but yes, qouting mst3k would probly be a good way to have me end up with another one
GameMusic: ha, your weapons are useless against me
GameMusic: it's cecil fielder
GameMusic: i'll throw my dolly at you
Vortex: yeah... how the heck do you comeback to that?
Vortex: i mean seriously
Vortex: it's liek 'i'll throw a dolly at her!' 'well... uh.... d... .... one day you will fall into the pits of fire and i will not catch you.'
Vortex: that's like the only comback possible
Vortex: don't worry, soon you'll go back to the way it was
Vortex: alone and afraid, awstruck by my wit so sharp that i cut the very air before me
GameMusic: i am turkey volume GUESSING MAN!
Vortex: DAMNIT STOP THAT! it's not fair! *crys*

3/05/04
Vortex (3:34:51 PM): am i the only one that thinks that a half rock half shark would be almost unstopable?
GameMusic (3:35:03 PM): yes
Vortex (3:35:25 PM): oh come on just think your scoobaying around and then VOoOOSH the shark shoots by you down into the depths becuse he can't float anymore

3/10/04
Vortex: "i have a pair of lucky socks, with them on nothing bad can happen to me. They look just like my unlucky socks though, so i am constaintly in danger as they battle for my day every night after i go to sleep."
GameMusic: lol
GameMusic: that's great
Vortex: yeah i thought so
Vortex: technicly it's not a qoute, sense i've never said it outloud
GameMusic: more for the file
Vortex: yay!
Vortex: the file grows and expands
Vortex: slowly getting larger and larger
Vortex: untill eventualy it will encompus the world
GameMusic: good stuff
Vortex: that would indeed be a frightening world

3/20/04
WB (8:25:41 PM):
GameMusic (8:26:12 PM): dude...
GameMusic (8:26:19 PM): and here earlier today
GameMusic (8:26:24 PM): i was thinking
GameMusic (8:26:32 PM): i should im dub
GameMusic (8:27:00 PM): and just tell him how much he rocks as a person in general and it deserves to be said
GameMusic (8:27:13 PM): then you go with the fat kid ridicule XD
GameMusic (8:27:23 PM): but it's still true 🙂
WB (8:28:16 PM): ROTFLMAO XD
WB (8:28:26 PM): Dont look at me - I didnt make the pic! I just spread the love XD
WB (8:28:46 PM): And thank you BTW 🙂
GameMusic (8:29:56 PM): you're welcome 🙂

WB (8:35:03 PM): http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3004930.stm
WB (8:39:37 PM): V Crazy Penguin: Dude
Very Crazy Penguin: The dog wedding right
Very Crazy Penguin: In a church, a dog walks in
Very Crazy Penguin: Someone asks "Are you with the bride or the groom?"
Very Crazy Penguin: And the left of the church is like, dogs
Very Crazy Penguin: PICTURE IT DAMNIT!
Very Crazy Penguin: XD
WB: LMAO !!!! WTF?!?!?

4/3/04
Vortex: CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!!

4/5/04
Vortex (12:04:39 AM): my ego often has been comapired to godzilla, it travels around distroying lesser tokyo like egos

4/20/05
Vortex: "it streaked down through the sky, the way a shark does when dropped out of an airplane."
GameMusic: awesome
Vortex: trying to think up cool similies and metiphores
Vortex: most of them arn't very good, that was the best one i've come up with so far
GameMusic: very good
Vortex: most of the others are pretty graphic to
Vortex: like "he bled with the skill and tenacity of an olimpic gymnist."

4/26/04
Harley: You mean the one about that guy who murdered his girlfriend and jumped of a building after he'd seen the Matrix?
Very Crazy Penguin: Well damn. The film wasn't that bad.

07/03/04
WB: CKYEVKHECBLIEJBCLEJIB
WB: WHEN PEOPLE USE THE BATHROOM THEY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO +@%*@%# CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR OR SPRAY SOME ##%% OR SOMETHING
WB: this room smells like a bull elephant shat about a ton of ##%%, rolled around in it for 30 minutes, inhaled it all with its trunk and sprayed it randomly across the landscape

08/22/04
Vortex: that's really weird.it looks so odd to see my name without a thingy under it.
GameMusic: ?
Vortex: so what happened to the forum title?
Vortex: Vortex
HQ Forumer
GameMusic: oh
GameMusic: ezbug
Vortex: just randomly they disapear and reapear or disapear forever or what?
GameMusic: until they fix it
Vortex: because if it's gone forever i should go get the new one "the mofo's greatist natural resorce" only spelled corectly. Because that's just cool!
GameMusic: heh
Vortex: i mean can you think of a cooler title?
Vortex: no. no you can not

09/16/04
Vortex (12:44:12 AM): "Can you really put on a black leather glove without pretending your darth vadar? I don't think it's possible."

09/20/04
GameMusic3 (6:58:22 PM): Vortex: Now also a good way to do it is super sience, like super heroes do, generaly though you can only really descover cool or dangerous things by accedent with super sience. Such as the powerpuff girls, or penicilin.
GameMusic3 (6:58:24 PM): LMAO
GameMusic3 (6:58:28 PM): that just
GameMusic3 (6:58:34 PM): makes me laugh so hard
Vortex (6:58:56 PM): the bunny jesus or my so awesome that i am alowed to be egotistical discription of super siene?
Vortex (6:58:58 PM): sience?
GameMusic3 (6:59:28 PM): powerpuff girls and penicillin in the same sentence
Vortex (7:00:01 PM): someone had to make the conection sometime
Vortex (7:04:26 PM): it was just waiting, ploting, ready to strike. Like a demon that can hide in shadows, waiting in a shadow ware he is hidden, then striking.
Vortex (7:04:44 PM): so obviously if it was so obvious, someone, namely me, had to make the comment at some point, namely then
Vortex (7:04:47 PM): and everyone rejoiced

10/09/04
Vortex (12:23:14 AM): "my god he looked like he was five..." several hundread robot masters last thoughts.

10/21/04
Vortex (10:34:26 AM): on a completly difrent topic, is it just me, or has koolaid man gotten fatter over the years?

11/30/04
Vortex (8:28:26 PM): i wounder if there is anyone that actualy has sketsaphrinic voices that are always like 'good job, way to go! you did the right thing!'

12/24/04
Vortex: merry holoday's eve you may or may not celebrate!
Vortex: may it go wounderfully! ... if you celebrate it!
Vortex: may all the heritics burn if you don't

2/25/05
Sailor Trivia: Yes, all we have to do are find the extra ones first. It shouldn't be too hard, we'll just set traps.
Sailor Nudity: Planet traps? How will we get those?
Sailor Trivia: I think they'll just come near anythign with enough cheese on it. We'll use the moon.

2/25/05
Sailor Trivia: Which is why we must act quickly. Like a liger, but not as sterile.

2/25/05
Vortex: mirrors are so cool. All reflective. I mean who else really looks like another world? Its over used yes, but thats becuase despite everything we know, its almost belivable.
Vortex: and i still like to thinkg i could get through if that damn bizzaro me wouldn't keep getting in the way.

3/16/05
GameMusic (1:55:45 AM): eww sitcoms
GameMusic (1:55:49 AM): and spit
Vortex (1:55:58 AM): go together like superman and rabies
Vortex (1:56:13 AM): they don't seem like they should
Vortex (1:56:19 AM): but the mental image is oddly compelling

3/14/06
(20:37:12) GameMusic: REVERSE CONDITIONING: Putting saliva into a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.

3/16/06
(23:36:36) Vortex: this may be an odd question.
(23:36:50) Vortex: but why am i stairing at myself with giant eyes asking me to donate money?
(23:37:28) GameMusic: lol
(23:37:54) Vortex: that's not an answer. That's not an answer at all!
(23:39:02) GameMusic: because your chibiness causes people to throw money at you
(23:39:12) GameMusic: you said so in the script
(23:39:39) Vortex: cute
(23:40:13) Vortex: you're lucky i care so little about anything i creat. Feel free to continue to use me like a whore. It amuses me.

3/31/06
(15:12:09) Vortex: If only i was amusing constaintly, like a laser. Then i could burn people with laughter...
(15:34:04) GameMusic: pretty good
(15:34:10) GameMusic: more for the list
(15:34:38) Vortex: sadly i'd have to be funny at a constant frequency and polarzation, and that's hard to do.

4/28/06
(20:58:45) Vortex: It's like i have sparklers on. and i light things on fire around me.
(20:58:49) Vortex: the screams are beautiful!

(21:02:52) GameMusic: i am not spontaneous
(21:03:06) Vortex: sure you are.
(21:03:13) Vortex: just in the same way mountains are.
(21:03:56) Vortex: i mean they look like they don't do anything
(21:04:00) Vortex: and then sudden ROCKSLIDE
(21:04:07) Vortex: or VALCANIC ERUPTION
(21:04:14) Vortex: don't undrestimate the mountain
(21:04:18) Vortex: it'll magama your backside.
(21:04:24) Vortex: ... and your like that.
(21:04:31) Vortex: ... your a valcanic unstable mountain.
(21:04:40) Vortex: we can build houses on you but who knows when we'll have to run for our lives.
(21:04:55) Vortex: you also have shifty soil so earthquakes cause whole sections to crumble away
(21:04:58) Vortex: ... and some condors live on you.

4/29/06
(15:36:18) Vortex: this disney show is bad. very very bad.
(15:36:35) Vortex: why was it made?
(15:36:46) GameMusic: somewhere somebody just got richer on nickels

10/4/06
(12:55:55 PM) GameMusic: (12:53:55 PM) gamemusic3@hotmail.com: full metal alchemist
(12:54:04 PM) gamemusic3@hotmail.com: last night
(12:54:11 PM) gamemusic3@hotmail.com: i am still in shock
(12:54:22 PM) gamemusic3@hotmail.com: and i've seen the episode before
(12:54:34 PM) gamemusic3@hotmail.com: but i am still in shock
(12:55:59 PM) GameMusic: go watch it
(12:56:44 PM) Vortex: i'll watch what i want when i want!
(1:04:50 PM) GameMusic: if you don't you'll go to nerd hell
(1:06:27 PM) Vortex: if you stop watching right now you'll go to nerd valhalla*

* of course he was correct and this was before I saw the terrible ending. he'd seen it.

10/8/06
(7:42:34 PM) gamemusic3@hotmail.com: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/ ... sashop.jpg
(7:43:25 PM) Jason: hehe
(7:44:57 PM) Jason: hey
(7:46:05 PM) Jason: you are kinda oblivious
(7:46:36 PM) Jason: i am trying to design light machine guns for squirle infantry
(7:47:10 PM) Jason: and you are like um... hey look at this cat
(7:51:03 PM) Jason: maybe it is just me
(7:51:13 PM) Jason: but you see how hard this is

10/8/06
(11:05:59 PM) Jason: you know i am like eric cartman brought to life
(11:06:30 PM) Jason: after a negroplasty

10/10/06
(1:19:29 AM) Jason: im trying to get squirles to kill people
(1:19:37 AM) Jason: you know how hard that is damn it
(1:22:39 AM) Jason: i found a m16 pistol that weighs less that 3 lbs

10/10/06
(1:37:30 AM) Jason: have you noticed the koolaid voice keeps getting blacker

1/20/07
(2:01:27 AM) Vortex: i think we all secretly want jerad to get fat again

Welcome to my mad scientist lair. This is ware I perform many of my evil experiments, for not so good purposes. It's ware I do all my sinister plotting. Today our special guest is Sailor Orange.

When do I get my 50 bucks?

Later!

You're not going to do anything funny right?

I don't do standup.

No that's not what I meant...

Experimentation, that's what you're getting paid for!

When you say experimentation...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I thought I was being paid to hang here for ambiance.

Experimentation, ambiance, same difference.

No... no... very very opposite difference...

You should have thought of that, before you let yourself get strapped to a wall.

Sailor Evil, are you here?

Yes?

You have been selected to be a mofoteer! From the tens of applicants! So come with me and we can get you to your ring.

Yes! Finally! A ring to give me the powers I’ve always wanted! The powers of darkness and devilry! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Coming! Wait up! I just need to change! I’ll be right out in like 5 minutes!

hello? hello? I’d like to get down now... oh this so isn't worth 50 bucks... more like 100... or... or... no, I’ll be happy if I get the 50...

*And so Sailor Evil, now dressed appropriately, and the dolphin in a suit headed off.*

Okay, here is your ring. May it bring you years of use.

Yes! THE POWER! I can feel it coursing threw me! Enhancing all my own talents, with this ring I could rule! I could rule it all! the slugs! the fishes! the fish slugs! (somtimes known as slishies.) MWAHAHAHA!

Right… lets go meet the rest of…

Starring!

Sprites by Vortex

Script by Vector

Special thanks to MistKatsune for making the original sprites of the bowl of oranges, and finding Vortex the IrfanView program.

Also a special thanks to Jinsoku, ChibbiBecca, and Troophead for allowing their characters to be used in this work of fiction.

Apologies to ChibbiBecca, the only one of the aforementioned who didn't at least get to look over the script before its posting.

Also apologies to Samanfur who was unable to appear in this scromic because of communication problems.

And even more apologies to those that did not read the original mofoteers post and have no idea what this is about.

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Welcome everyone, because we are all new here, you should all be trying on your rings and should instinctively know what they do. So let us go threw the lineup, shall we? Chibi?

Hello everyone, I’m Chibi Becca. My element is chibi, the ability to become more and more chibi.

A little like the ability to shrink, no?

Yes, everything but my head gets smaller! My head will expand slightly.

So shrinking and growing, a skill of use.

Nope!

What do you mean?

Just chibi!

I see. Interesting.

Becca? Could you be a doll, and stop with the skipping?

Nope!

Yeah, it’s kind of annoying and a little bit…

Nope! Skipping is fun!

Moving right along… How about Evil?

I’m Sailor Evil, my element is evil, as is my name, since it’s what I am. Walking along moonlight beaches the night before my incredible evil plan comes to fruition is one of my favorite things. I enjoy looking up at that moon, to see what my next goal is… first the earth, THEN THE MOON!

Of course… so what can you do?

Anything evil.

Such as?

Summoning giant monsters, creating death rays, canceling favorite TV shows? That kind of things. I also know what evils lurk in the hearts of men.

So you have powers similar to the shadow?

No, I have been collecting men's hearts, and dissecting them to see what's inside.

That is rather creepy.

I'm joking of course.... heh.... heheh.... heh... joking.

I’m sure, okay so how about... uh... Jinsoku?

Hello all, I’m Jinsoku, and my element is life. You may remember me from such posts as posts by Jinsoku, and posts by people attempting to be as funny as posts by Jinsoku. My element is life, the power to grant life, and to taketh life away.

Isn’t that a power only god should have?

Just call me Jin for now.

Well you do know you can only bring back to life people of good alignment and only kill people of bad alignment?

Awww, what is this!? Some stupid dungeons and dragons session!? I want ultimate power! And I want to abuse that power!

Ahem, also it should be noted my ring can project a field of evil, causing all inside to be…evil! You could kill them then.

Yes! WE COULD KILL ANYONE WE WANT! AWESOME!

For the good of all humanity, and to keep the rating of this scromic under PG, your ring’s power has been changed to just life. You can give life. That is it, heal and bring back.

I’m the freakin white mage?! That’s not fair or right! How could you do that? At least I don't need spell components.

I am in the place of gia and have certain liberties with the powers of your rings, do not worry it is not effective after this meeting. This is just to iron out the bugs and make sure you can not kill everyone who looks at you funny. Right so who do we have left? Mildew appears to be the next one.

First i'd like to say, you know an awful lot about D&D Jinsoku.

What exactly are you implying?

Nothing... noooothing. Yes, I’m mildew, and Troophead. My power is that of mildew, the thing you find in the shower. That grows and can kill you if you lick it. Or just be slimy. It’s the stuff in your garage that makes you sick if you stay in there to long. The element mildew, a power with unimaginable potential. A thousand dangers, a thousand ways to strike. Poison, trickery, shadows and dark… mildew things… and they get disgusting…

You’re a mildew ninja?

I’m THE Mildew Ninja!

Ah yes, the powers of stealth and disgusting scum. I can see the uses already. So many uses, for all situations. And finally… orange.

Yup, that’s me.

Who ARE you?

I’m vortex!

You look the guy from the original planeteers.

He was annoying.

How fitting…

See this is how I’m going to look for this thing, I thought my new appearance should fit the new format! So being a mofoteer I look like a planeteer! You all should do it to.

Nope!

Fine, then I’m the only stylish and accurately dressed person here.

I am the height of fashion.

What about accuracy?

I miss every once in awhile, but generally I’m pretty good.

People! People! Word play is all fine and good, but there is more important things to discuss! What do you DO vortex?

I have element orange!

Is that not anything like Agent Orange?

I don’t do a lot of plant killing…

Do you turn things orange?

No…

Are you like the green lantern and you can control anything orange but you have no control over things not orange?

No…

Does it do anything…?

Stuff… it does stuff…

Can you stop pointing at yourself?

Okay...

Wonderful, so the new elements are CHIBI! LIFE! EVIL! MILDEW! And ORANGE!

When your powers combine I am capt-

Hold it! Hold it!

Do you really want to do this? Because whatever we make with these powers of ours is going to be some kind of neon colored, evil, exceptionally cute, and mildew covered god.

Perhaps you are right. That is a bit risky. Maybe… maybe we should NEVER ever, under any circumstances combine the powers. So moving along, here we all are, the mofoteers. And I am the leader, the Gia type person, who leads, and offers sage advice to this crime fighting team, and gives you your missions and goals. Fighting evil and crime with power strength and the wisdom of the hawk!

Um… it should be noted that because of certain moral incompatibilities, this may involve fighting ourselves.

Then we will fight ourselves to the best of our abilities!

Some of us prefer the wisdom of the zebra to the wisdom of the hawk.

I think it’s actually owls that are wisdom full.

That’s a myth, owls lack! They lack the wisdom!

Birds are cute! Let's have birdie wisdom! I'm cute!

You’re a bit hyper, but you’re not that cute…

Yes I am! Watch…

TADA!

You have to admit that is cute… in a terribly frightening way.

No I don’t.

Can you tone down the cuteness? It’s hard to look directly at you.

How’s this?

No longer blinding. I’ll give it that.

PEOPLE! HEDGEHOGS! DEFORMED THINGS! FOCUS! You were all gathered here for a reason! To form the crack crime fighting team that is the mofoteers! To right the wrongs that exist throughout the mofo! There are things that need to be done! People that need the help of us and our abilities!

Yes! We must use our abilities to do just that!

Yes, and what abilities might those be vortex?

… stuff…

once again we need focus. Okay there is a growing crisis that must be dealt with. The mofoian banks, they are in dire trouble.

We must help those poor diered souls.

Yes! We must! See the mofo has been having a large influx of new residents for quite some time. New people come in bringing goods and services and business has boomed! The tourist industry itself is simply extraordinary. All in all it has caused quite a problem down at the bank, the shear influx of wealth has outstripped there ability to hold it. In short, the banks have far to much money! They can not store it all! They unfortunately have not yet noticed the problem. And most likely will not until money is flowing in the streets causing pandemonium riots and horror horror, horror.

So… we're… going… to… take, the money?

Yes! I am glad you're following along, now since they do not know they have a problem yet. They will not realize that we are trying to help them, and so we will probably have to forcibly take the money.

We're… stealing it?

No, no, no… sorta.

Do we get to split this money that we so delicately... liberate?

Yes of course! our reward for our diligence and tenacity to help our society.

I think this job would be much easier if you allow me to kill all the guards.

No, we stand for justice! We are not bringers of death.

Can't we be both?

Hmmm... no. Come on I’ll show you the billboard for the bank outside.

Our money is their baby? That's creepy.

I like it. Reminds me of my mother.

Your mother was a bank?

No, my mother was a older female hedgehog that birthed me.

Ah, mothers are pretty.

What kind of logic is that?

I don't know how safe it is stealing from people who are obviously crazy.

And of course they've never been robbed before.

Why?

Their bank uses really big beefy guys as security guards that are kind of scary looking. Come! To the bank!

*later at the secondy fourth national mofoian bank*

Alright there she is boys.

Let's go! I'll take point!

Vortex... I need you to stay out here... with me... to watch for, danger.

It's a very important job!

Yes! I will do it with pride!

Never point at yourself again.

Okay, all actually important team members, lets go save this city!

All right everyone knows the plan right?

Yeah.

Right, I’m Sally, and you're sailor mom... and that guy's uncle Jinsoku. And you're baby becca.

How come you get a different name, and none of us do?

Well mine is the only name that sounds really weird.

I shall be Sally, you instead will be Wanda.

I wanna different name! I wanna different name!

Becca, you don't have to act like a baby till were inside the bank, stop it.

name!name!name!name!name!

Fine, you're Otto.

YUS! Otto! You are the win!

Right, fine, everyone got it? Let's get going...

Okay Miss teller...

I'm a man.

But you look like a...

Yes I know, but I’m a man.

Okay, well anyways, I'm glad to meet you, I'm Sally.

Wanda.

Wha?

You're Wanda.

Oh yes of course, how could I be so silly, my name is Wanda. That's Sally.

Yo.

Right and the red man is Edwardo.

Edwardo is god's gift to the ladies.

I'm not a lady.

Edwardo is not god's gift to you.

And this is baby... baby....

Otto!

Right, Otto.

Hello little Otto, are you really a man too?

No she's a she.

Well it's wonderful to meet you all, what can I do for you this fine day?

Why are you dressed so funny?

Each branch of bank has a theme. This branch's theme is street gang. Is there anything else I can do for you?

Well baby Otto so was wanting to see the main security control center of this bank.

I don't know...

Oh pweeeeeeeeese! I soooo wants to sees it's!

um...

Paaaaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.. i soooo wants to sees the pretty lights!

Oh all right, she's adorable.

MWAHAHAHA! YES PUNY MORTAL! TAKE US STRAIGHT TO THE MONEY!

...

Do not mind her, Edwardo beats her often.

Hey!

You beat your wife?

She is a not-a my wife.

Don't fight pawenties!

What country are you from exactly Mr. Edwardo?

Edwardo is... a how do you say? from... every ware really... a little of that a little of... this.

Right... well I just need to go okay the tour with my supervisor, and then we can get going, I'll be right back.

Jinsoku?

Yes?

What was that?! I'LL KILL YOU!

Don't be mad at me! She's the one that messed up, I was just covering..... ..... ..... YOU ARE SUPRIZINGLY STRONG!

Yeah , yeah, exactly what country WERE you supposed to be from, Edwardo?

I don't know, STOP CHOKING ME!

Sit!

You're mean! ... what country is the name Edwardo from?

Is Edwardo even a real name?

It is not important! He's coming back, get back in character! Get off the ground!

Right... so...

So then this girl she say to edwardo, 'you not so great' and I say 'fine then, tomorrow the police finds you in the river!'

Oh uncle edwardo! you so siwwly!

You people make me sick... anyways, okay, so it's approved... lets go now... Okay fallow me...

This is ware we do the paper work, and over there is the vault...

I like the floors.

Ah here we are...

Oooooh pretty lights flashy!

Yes this is ware we do all the security and watch and set the alarms and stuff... basically it's the brain of the bank.

Why do the screens only show dots? Shouldn't they show.... area's of the bank?

Well... it's the guard’s break. And they were playing some kind of tic tack toe like game, practicing there color recognition skills.

Very professional, the two thugs in street clothes are the guards?

Yup.

Ooo pretty gun!

Otto! nooo!

Bang bang!

Sally! Sally! Noooooo!

OHMYGOD! OH MY GOD!

Why isn't mommy moving?

SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE! FOR GODS SAKE!

OH GOD NO! GOD! THE PHONE USE THE PHONE!

It's dead! THE PHONE IS DEAD?!

COMEON WE HAVE TO GET HELP!

They are gone, it worked perfectly! You know, we could leave her dead.

Not... quite... dead... heal me... or the bomb planted on each... of... you... goes off.

Way ahead of you. Besides she's supplying our way out of here. Remember?

Right.

Good as new.

Oh man! my head hurts! Couldn't we have come up with a less graphic way to do this?

No I don't think we could have.

Okay all the alarms and stuff are off. We still have to get past the main lock, but I can handle that.

How long will you need?

To give a heavy duty lock several hundred years worth of structurally damaging mildew? At least 10 minutes.

We have to hope that our agents outside are able to delay them.

*meanwhile, things are getting interesting outside*

Oh no! a mad dolphin has escaped! BE CAREFULL! HE IS RABID!

What the hell?

RAUUURGRUAURUG!

Shoot it!

NO! It's an endangered animal.

Shoot it anyway!

No! Dolphin's bring only kindness and light to this world. It disserves our help, not our red hot leaded anger!

RUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURUUG!

*Back in the bank, things are happining.*

So how does this work?

Busy, tell you later.

Oh it's simple, mildew, scum, moss, that kind of thing, is the leading cause of erosion. It can grow in any crack like space and slowly enlarge and expand forcing cracks bigger. If given enough time and no helpful care it could even reduce this bank vault lock to cracked dust.

Ah! So then we can get in.

Correct. How much longer?

At least a few more minutes.

But they could be back any minute.

We just have to trust them.

*outside the bank, things are heating up!*

It's trying to eat me! Can I shoot it now!

No! And don't let it break the skin or else you'll get rabies.

I have to go get the ambulance! And animal control.

You can't go! For I love you! GIVE ME A KISS!

*back in bank, more things are happining!*

Oh no, this lock is made REALLY well, this could take a lot longer then we thought.

WE should pull out! No way they can delay them any longer!

Have some faith.

It's vortex and a talkin dolphin.

He's cute! Dolphins are cute!

And that suit looks horrible on him.

Come on baby fall apart.

*outside the bank, steamy action!*

Will you marry me!

UUUUUGL! Get the hell off me! What are you doing?! Can I shoot him!?

No! He is a fellow sentient being expressing his true emotions and so you can not shoot him in good conscience.

Get the hell away from me freak!

HUMAN BLOOOOD RAUUUUURG!

ARG! The dolphin's going for my throat!

Simply use effective but non-lethal force!

I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I WILL shoot you if you don't get away.

*inside bank, things are finaly going right.*

Got it!

Finally, we're in.

So how much are we supposed to take?

All of it.

How is that balancing things out...

Well... you see....... this is just one of their many holding facilities.... so we have to take it all or else it won't effect anything....

Wait wait... why are your evil powers going to help you take the money?

Taking money from a bank is a stereotypical evil action and so I can do this....

I know it might seem like there is no way this could all fit in here but it can. All right, so we can't really walk through the front, sense i'm holding a large sack with a dollar sign on it. Unfortunately it has to be this kind of bag.

Why?

Tradition.

So how do we get out?

we walk.

That is a bag with a dollar sign on it...

Exactly, no one will believe I'm actually walking out with a sack full of money.

Tricksy.

And what if someone does? You aren’t the most trustworthy looking person.

You're right, that's why Becca will carry it.

I'm the most important!

Yeah...

I'm so glad mommy is letting me hold the moneys!

I'm not really your mommy.

MOMMY ABANDONS ME! WAAAAAAAAA!

She is so annoying!

Awww she's cute.

Yup! I can get away with murder.... hmmmmmm yes... murder...

And a little creepy. Germany.

What?

Huh?

Germany?

What?

You randomly said Germany.

It's a nice place.

Oh come on, everyone knows Germany isn't real. Might as well believe in Never Land Atlantis and Australia.

Jinsoku...

Animals that you can ride around in? Bears that look like aliens? It's a cool concept but seriously dragons and demons are easier to swallow.

We need to get going, Becca lead the way.

Yes mommy.

*outside the bank, things are getting ... well just look.*

Oooooh nooooo! DOLPHY! He's been shot!

Rauuuurgaaaa.... a......uuuu.....ga.....

I didn't! I... I couldn't... I...

I never heard a gunshot.

And I don't see any blood.

The wound is internal! OOOOH DOLPHY! WHHHHHY?!

WE have to get help!

Yeah... seriously, this has taken forever....

No... you can't... for you see... I AM YOUR SON!

...

...

...

You're allowed to shoot him now.

With pleasure sir.

Hey Vortex, we're done.

OH MY GOD!? Aren’t you dead!?

No.

The wound was not nearly as bad as it at first seemed, with all the blood every ware.

But... I saw internal organs...

Right, well we'll be leaving.

Oh thank god, finally I can leave this hell. Did you get the money?

Yup, every last dollar.

Excellent.

.......

I loves playing robber! Pow Pow! Take that coppers!

Heheeha, oh kids, well come on guys we need to get back to work, glad you people had a good time.

Pow Pow!

Pow Pow back at you sweetie.

O.K. team let's go home.

You still need to shoot that guy though.

Running home would be good.

*Back at the headquarters, everyone returned safely. Even if a few of them were shot at.*

Anyone want an orange?

No, I'm good.

Okay, I am very proud of you team, you pulled together and showed great team work, remember you can not spell team work without team, and work, and we had both!

You also can't spell team work without eat mork.

Shut up Vortex. I am incredibly proud of you. So you all used your ring? And they worked well.

Oh definitely.

I could feel the power.... the power! To bring life back! To heal! To bring back from the dead! I was the alpha and the omega... I was everything.

I was cute!

They worked fine.

Good good. Okay, the show never mentioned this, but the rings have a finite power source. The danger is that if they ever run out they are out of power for good. So we have to be very careful okay? So here let me recharge your rings and you can wait in the lounge, I’ve ordered pizza and sodas for everyone. It even has a TV!

No couch?

No, you have to stand. It was not like I had a bank full of money when I first made this place.

Pizza! Soda! Sitting on the floor! I'm so there.

NO! You have to stand!

Why?

Sitting is... offensive to my people.

Dolphins?

Yes, exactly, being aquatic creatures, we can never sit, it makes us very jealous.

You could sit now silly dolphin, you're not in the aquatic!

Water Becca, aquatic creature, but when referring to what it is we call it water.

I'm baby talking, I'm not stupid.

Just... sit or stand in the lounge until I get back with your rings, everyone given me theirs? Good! Okay I'll be right back, go wait in the lounge.

I can see why he didn't want us to sit the floor isn't very clean.

Oh this is my favorite show!

The TV is off...

Exactly, I don't like TV.

Does anyone else notice this lounge resembles a jail cell?

It's a theme lounge, kind of kinky.

You fools! HA! Ha! HA! Ha! Gave up your rings willingly! HA! HA! Ha! Ha! Now you are helpless and trapped! Not only were you stupid enough to simply hand over your rings, but you stepped into a cage willingly. HA! HA! Ha! Ha!

Wait... I mean I got that you were evil...

YOU'RE EVIL!?

Wow... is there nothing left to believe in? You really are a bad dolphin.

Oh go suck an egg. Ha! Ha! HA! HA!

As i was saying, I get that your evil, but, why not just continue to use us for those evil purposes?

So... the banks don't have to much money?

Of course they do! Just not dangerously so.

I actually found 5 people stupid enough to believe that.

I never believed you.

You still walked willingly into a cage.

I withdraw my attempt at intelligence. So you're not sharing the money?

No, I'm not. The money is mine, you were all great for getting it for me. I applaud you, now I think I'll go watch some TV, eat some oranges, kill some wildlife, I'm independently wealthy, mwahahaha.

Independent wealth! The single most evil thing on the planet.

How is that evil at all?

I'm just saying things, trying to keep from realizing just how badly I’ve been had.

Yeah, pretty badly, you sure screwed up lady.

We all screwed up Jin.

I was fully aware of it, all the time.

Were not!

Were to!

Were not! Were not! Were not! Were not! I win!

.... fine.

Hey guys, he didn't take my ring! His mistake! Maha!

Yes... mistake.

Look at him, so smug, watching TV, our TV is off... Taunting us with the key...

Heh... glandulair problems... heheh... heh...

Wait is this thing even locked?

Yeah, I checked.

If we had that key he wouldn't be so smug. Stupid dolphin thing.

I can take him out, just watch.

Vortex, calm your delusions of grandeur and help us think of a real plan.

Would all you nay sayers just shut up and watch!

What... the...?

ARGG! MY EYE!

Boo ya suckas. Booooooo-ya.

Right let's get out of here.

Let's blow this popsicle stand.

My beautiful eyes! Marred by citric acid... there is citric acid in oranges right?

Oh you better believe it.

Well, I should have known better then to underestimate my better half, Vortex.

Yeah you be-WHA?!

You heard me. Vortex, I am your evil twin.

I should have seen it.

The eyes.

Evil Vortex... the perfect crime.

Why the HELL is my evil twin a Dolphin?

In a suit.

Dolphin in a suit... it's so perfect.

No! No it's not! I... I don't... Something... Where am I? What's going on... This is crazy.

Yes it is true, I am your evil twin Vortex. Your opposite in every possible way. The yin to your yang.

The dolphin to my hedgehog?

EXACTLY! We are two sides of the same coin, you and I... so...

Right so we should join forces.

I was actually going to say that a coin with only one side is physically impossible, and then say I was going to try and make one anyways. You know, imply I was going to kill you, or something.

So, 'evil vortex'...

Oh my name is not evil vortex, it's...

I'm very confused.

It's okay vortex you don't have to worry, he can't do anything to us now, so just give us back the rings and we'll only let me use you as an experimentation animal. Believe me it could be much worse, Mr. Chauvinist.

Ha! Ha! HA! HA! Oh I’d much rather COMBINE THE POWERS!

MILDEW!

EVIL!

LIFE!

I'll stop him! ORANGE!

NO! You fool!

CHIBI!

When your powers combine, I am CAPTAIN MOOOFOOOOOO!

Look! I'm Vortex! Oh I'll stop them! Uh huck, uh huck! Quick let me help the evil plan.

... shut up...

You are all doomed, Ha! Ha! HA! HA!

Time to die kiddies! TEEHEEE!

How delightfully evil...

Can we run?

EAT ENVIRONMENTALLY UNSOUND FERTILIZER ABOMINATION OF NATURE!

Oh right, I get the super powerful monster whose weakness is dirt. Wonderful.

How did you know that would work Sailor evil?

Works on captain planet on the planeteers show.

Yeah well... DOLPHIN VANISH!

I WILL RETURN IN ONE THOUSAND YEARS!

Think we've seen the last of him?

No, and I bet we see him again, a lot sooner then a thousand years...

Yeah, but when he does the...

Will be waiting for him.

DNE

The Chibi Sonic theme. A popular look for the forum, but shrouded in mystery. Have you ever thought about what powers it, and what forces keep that power contained? We now bring you a story that reveals the the secret. Observe the core of the MoFo, where the theme generator decorates every corner of MF Central through a meandering network of pipes.

Pipes surround the room, and through windows on some of them light blue and pink gas can be seen. A shadowy figure is operating a giant machine at the center with a ball on it.

Computer: Chibi Sonic theme uploaded.

The MoFo is chock full of chibi goodness! Yes, numerous experiments with chibi have proven that the theme generator can be used as a veritable chibi cannon. It does this easily running at half power. But what if we were to increase the power, and harness the pure chibi energy? BWAHAHA!

Using the theme generator, I have captured, controlled, and contained a very force of nature. I have created pure cute extract, I have in a sense, caught lighting in a bottle. Chibiness is now mine to command, and the theme generator the ultimate spray can for my masterpiece of graffiti. Now, to set the generator to full power.

Abort! I never could have predicted this level of pure chibi power…

CHIBINESS OVERLOAD!

The chibi... it's incredible! God help us all. Who could have thought senseless experimental mad science involving a machine of unspecified power and chaotic elements could unleash madness on the MoFo... AGAIN?

The MoFo had no idea that dark forces of sugar piled in mountains of sweet, sweet evil, cabbits, probably rabid, and lollipops, but oh what deliciously dark lollipops they are, were clouding the forum, drenching it in an unnatural sky of... well, many rainbows, but the rainbows are probably spying on an unsuspecting polpulace with nefarious intent.

Such as one rather well known Doctor… He was not just any Doctor. He was a doctor of the light, a doctor who had gotten his degree in solar stuff. He was Dr. Lighthead. Sitting in the very large room in which he lived, our favorite Doctor was practicing for his speech as the key note speaker at the paranormal convention on C.A.A. Cow Abducting Aliens. Trying to make his speech perfect, as he always did, focusing on each and every part of it.

Now, would it be better to come in a rocket that looks like an alien ship and lower down in a cow suit, and give my speech like that? Then people might actually pay attention. Or better yet I'll install electrodes in the chairs, that way when they start to fall asleep I can shock them… wait, what's that ridiculously large cloud of light blue and pink loaded with humongous faces staring disturbingly through my window?

I thinks I wants to go finds me a kitty! A ALIUM KITTY! YAAAAAY!

... WHAT THE SCOOTER WAS THAT?

Oh the sheer terror makes me shudder. But that is not the last horrific scene on today's menu from the restaurant of shock. For elsewhere in the city, an orange hedgehog trying to write a script for his TV show was about to have his world turned inside out, and given large shiny eyes.

Right, so if I do that, the show will suck. And if I do this… the show will suck. That, will make it suck, and so will, THIS IS HOPELESS! Man I wish I didn't have to worry about this stupid stuff…

…. Well, now I want to stand around and blink until people give me money. The worry about my show… is… still there. Wait, it's going, going… gooooing. Going… Coming back. Coming back. Going. Goooing. Coming back again. Wow it's like the tide is going in and out in my head. Whatever, maybe if I look really cute at the readers they'll give me money.

Doesn't the pure pink rainbowness just make you want to vomite all over it just to make it slightly less adorable? But wait! More barfalfing things are yet to come! For deep in the depths of the city, one politician plans his next big move.

The Battle of Nine hot tubs trumble before my butt, for I know cat sandpaper is l33t. mr cleaaAAaaaan! cheerful clowns dress him in pinochios clothes. I summon FuFu the Pooper to hang flaming flowerpots over your Rainbow Brite toiletseat and blitz molten Folgers crystals to unicycle acid rain on your accordion parade, Shmubby. I have eatten your head. GAME WINNING HOMERUN! The universe fills me Forever because the camera sure doesn't, a big THANK YOU. Lord of the Mofo My Control Center with extra engrish. I haven't been around TOMIGOTCHIS ROCK ON!

And then, once more, evil fell upon the land.

something hilarious rainbows of chibi goodness! veritable masterpiece shiny mindless comic relief and small, 12 year old girl, fanfare. sugar does the macarena to the pigtails zoot. KITTIES! pipes of unspecified power spray gas can be seen in a cow suit, barfalfing electrodes just wants to give woo a big hug with nefarious intent.

As we speak, the cloud of chibi is covering the entire MoFo, stretching its evil tentacles of joy into every direction. It will make you chibi. And occasionally give you urges to say cute things at dramatic or inappropriate moments.

Rumor has it the Cow Abducting Aliens have been seen seen in fields around this area. We must obtain proof of their existence!

Chibi MoFoer in back: *loud snoring*

*ZAP*

As I was saying, the Cow Abducting Aliens are within our grasp. I have the perfect plan. We can all disguise ourselves as cows with these cow costumes and bait them out! And when they fall into our trap, we'll...

HUG THEM CAUSE THEY'RE SO CYOOOOOOOOOOOOT! *Giggle*

And that is why I have warned you. Beware the chibiness. Now you may ask, who am I?

...

...

The nawwator just wants to give woo a big hug!

I mean, I am... VECKUMS!

The CHIBINESS is coming!

LianneKa: Eh, I think basketball is kinda boring.

TL: I'm so excited I can't sit still! @_@

Vector: You know what makes this game great? The cutscenes! It's like watching a movie! It could use a few more, though.

Samanfur: //i |33+//355 0//||z j00 @|| !!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!

Troophead: Like, gag me. I think I'll go watch something excessively politically correct, or just do whatever my friends are doing.

Mackenzie Rainelle: Anime? How do you expect me to know anything about that?

Dr. Lighthead: Aliens? Yeah, right!

Coyote Calhoun: You know, I never have encountered these so-called "lamers" and "spam." I don't think they really exist.

Kompi: Eh, computers? How do you work one of those?

MistKatsune: What do you mean? It's obviously 100% true, I saw it myself! No denying it.

WB: You know... *chews* this tastes absolutely nothing like chicken.

Sam, Svan, and CjTails: LARPing? Of course I'd never do something like that!

Zifei: Ugh, I'm so sick of game companies focusing on graphics! It's always about graphics! Give me an 8-bit game any day.

Brian Sapinski: I've lost interest in Press Your Luck. I've decided to make a Survivor and The Chair home page and then I'm going to construct a life-size statue of Regis Philbin out of paper mache!

Crimson Kitty: Okay people, you owe me back payments on all that lemonade. Your tabs are a collective $1,324,597. NOW PAY UP!

Vector: Hey, today I heard a really funny pun... Somebody said "Microsoft" but pronounced it like "Microstinks." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! What sharp wit! This brilliant satire makes me want to join a Linux fan group/club/cult.

Evil WB: EWB'S SORCERESS! EWB'S SORCERESS! WHERE ARE YOU?

Zifei: Just look at this screenshot. It's OBVIOUSLY fake. It doesn't look realistic at all.

Evil Chainspike: *Points at something at random* Eww, that's disgustingly cute. I hate it.

War Troophead: *Dressed as a hippie* Hey, don't hate, man. Give peace a chance. Relax before you're totally out of harmony with nature. *Starts singing "We are the world"*

Punchasaurus: Yeah, violence and fisticuffs never solve anything.

Evil Vec: *Strokes a copy of Netscape* My lovely... my ooooown... my PRECIOUSSSSS. *Wide eyes*

Evil WB: *Looks at Evil Vec* Did you just say sorceress? Have you seen EWB's Sorceress around here?

Evil Vec: Err, sorry, I'd help you look, but I'm busy editing this graphic of you to make it look classier.

Crimson Kitty: Ahem! Do you think lemons grow on trees? I don't just give this stuff away for free, you know!

Tergonaut: You know, what I really love about this thread is how out of character everyone is, along with the fact that it goes all over the place at random.

Vector: *Flexes muscles while wearing a football uniform and talks in an overly-deep voice* Yeah, coach was tellin' me I'm the MVP of the team. *Stares vainly in a mirror*

Mackenzie Rainelle: Ah, I just love dubbing companies. They do such a great job.

LianneKa: *Spits out drink and gasps* You LIKE dubbing companies? Ugh! They ruin everything! To be any good, anime has to be subtitled, or even better, RAW!

Coyote Calhoun: *Underneath a car, fixing it* Why on earth do people drive cars? Walking is much better. Now I just have to fix this... umm... what was it called? Oh yeah, engine!

Fexus: Hey, at least they're better than airplanes.

TL: *Dances around a gigantic sugar sculpture eating disturbing quantities of sugar* ALL HAIL THE SUPREME RULER OF FOODS, SUGAR! HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER!

Vector: *Sits at a table, still in football uniform, across from a random female forumer* They decided to make me team captain, you know. I'm sure you've heard already. *Grins* Hey, I didn't catch your name. They call me Vector. I have a magnitude AND a direction! *Smug look, flexes muscles* So, when should we go out? *Gets slapped*

Evil Jin: *Sighs* I really don't understand such terrible behavior.

TL: *Running around* HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER! *Runs into EWB*

Evil WB: *Talking to his shoulders* Hey, have you guys seen EWB's Sorceress? I need her help to redecorate the forum in a tasteful theme that everyone will love!

Dubba Puppet A: Try looking around Bozo!

Dubba Puppet B: Find her yourself loser! *Sticks tongue out*

WB: *Whaps EWB with a clue by four, knocking him unconscious* I hate running gags!

Evil WB: *Drowsy* What's a running gag?

Crimson Kitty: *Tackles WB* I WANT MY MONEY!

Tuxedo Sam: *Hosting a show* Watch in amazement as I pull a rabbit out of my hat! *Pulls one out as audience claps* Thank you, thank you. *Talks to someone offstage* Hey, get up here. That's your cue.

Sailor Svanuri: *Dressed in an illusionist's assistant costume and blushing profusely* I refuse to go out there in this skirt!

Tuxedo Sam: *Pulls cape aside and a trunk appears* And now, my beautiful assistant, Sailor Svan, will open the treasure chest of mystery!

Sailor Svanuri: Yeah, right! I know better than to open suspicious magical items.

Sailor Boredom(e): *In the audience* This show is incredible! I'm on the edge of my seat!

Sailor Orange: *In the audience, turns to Bordom(e)* Don't you love green?

Sailor Boredom(e): GREEN?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Sailor Evil: *In the audience* Orange is by far the best color. Now purple, that's just disgusting.

Sailor Orange: But green is so great! Much better than orange!

Vortex's Luigi: I feel I have to disagree with you.

Sailor Evil: I hope this show doesn't have a villain. Villains are so lame! They always ruin the story because lazy writers use them as convenient plot devices. *Spots EWB's Sorceress in the next seat being mauled by Sailor Evil's Wrath* Hey, you aren't a sailor.

EWB's Sorceress: *Pushes Sailor Evil's Wrath off* Shh! Keep it down! I'm hiding here. Some weirdo I don't recognize keeps pestering me.

Evil WB: *Bursts past security and onto the stage in front of Tuxedo Sam and waves his arms like a madman* Have any of you seen EWB's Sorceress!?

EWB's Sorceress: *Stands up and grumbles*

Everyone Else: *Staring quietly at EWB'S Sorceress*

EWB's Sorceress: WHO ... ARE ... YOU!?

I'm glad that you have so many thoughts and memories and snippets of things from your time here on the mobius Forum, and I'm glad that I was apart of so many of them.

I am not glad i was so incredibly lame. Oh my heavens and life, sheesh.

I'm still incredibly lame to this day. Odd humor slants that I developed here n this forum, i continue elsewhere, in odd animations and things like this one. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/507228

I haven't posted here for three years. I have many memories from this place as well. Most of them... me being really obnoxious.

I'm glad this place exists though. I'm happy for the time i spent here, and I'm happy that uh.... it exists. *squints*

Yes.

Yes i'll end on that.

I don't know what I just stumbled upon so I'll just leave this here.

Ah. Glorious.

This seems to be a fitting cap to the Ezboard/Yuku era of the MoFo.

Ah. Glorious.

This seems to be a fitting cap to the Ezboard/Yuku era of the MoFo.

I'd like to say that this is what kiloposts used to be about. They used to be THIS good, folks.

Vector, it has been an honor!

Very good job!

No way in hell I could ever make a kilopost that good. I'm too lazy D:

Pssh, my name only came up like less than 10 times, so it's not a very godly post which, as Vortex pointed out, I would know something about. 😉

Thanks for the memories, Vex, and thanks for keeping the place going.

Dr Lighthead wrote:

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I'd like to say that this is what kiloposts used to be about. They used to be THIS good, folks.

It certainly didn't help that I was responsible for the Evil Admins being banned from random MoForumer skits (i.e. staff permission only or no dice). >>;

/the wages of a first-year teenager

It truly is a fine thing to see just how much this forum is shrouded in history and bonds after so much time. And I wasn't here during most of it. =P

A+ post, Vec. will read again.

Oh gosh, going back through the "Things You'd Never Hear A MoForummer Say" thread, here's a prime example of why I consider Dubs as one of the funniest people ever.

WB: God I hate chicken....its got to be the foulest food on the planet....How the hell can people EAT THIS CRAP???

TL: JustlookatmeI'mabundleofenergyInevergetboredIalwayshavethingstodo
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vector:
**while looking at his computer** OK...so this thing that pops out the
computer right here...That's a cupholder, right? And I assume you slide
cassette tapes into this small "driver" thingy here, right? Neato!

Coyote Calhoun: GOD - I LOVE DAN DRAZEN !!!!! I WANT TO BE DAN DRAZEN !! I ONLY WISH THAT SOMEWHERE IN MY MEANINGLESS PITIFUL EXISTENCE I CALL LIFE THAT I WERE IN ACTUALITY A DAN DRAZEN CLONE!!! HE IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!! DAN DRAZEN OWNS YOU ALL !!!!!!!!

Coyote
Calhoun: **while under the hood of a car** So let me think again....If I
plug this little thingummybob here...and this little doodad there....no
thats not right...what if I plug this little whatchamadiddle here and
this little frizzlemawhatziz there....no thats not right either.
**frustrated** Geez I dont know CRAP about cars, I HATE THIS!!!....

Mackenzie
Rainelle: Xelloss is quite possibly the stupidest anime character I
have ever seen. I dont see why people watch this crap?

Sam:
**walks out onto the stage in baggy jeans that droop below her butt, a
hooded sweater with the words FUBU across it, and a du rag in her hair**
WHATS UP BROOKLYN !!!!!!! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED !!!!!!! **begins
rapping** I say my name is Peaches and I'm the best, all the DJ's want
to feel my breasts! Uh huh uh huh uh huh! **begins breakdancing wildly
across the stage**

Katrice: Gawd I hate Knuckles...Gawd I hate basketball...Gawd I hate my life.... **dives oiff a cliff**

Troophead:
**on the phone twirling hair and chewing gum** So like, I was, like,
talking to this HOT HOT GUY the other day on the phone, and like, he
was, like, so totally totally totally totally awesome!!!!! Like, we
have, like, got to go to, like, the mall and shop for some new clothes,
cause like, thier having this bonzo sale at Macy's and I have like GOT
to like have this new, like DRESS !!!! **squeals with glee**

Frederik:
Life is but a fragile existance and man is but a colloquial anuerism on
the path that is nirvana, for true enlightenment is but the knowledge
that we seek from others. **sits down in his fuzzy chair, picks up some
Chaucer, and begins smoking a bubble pipe**

Jinsoku - **holding
an X-box** Oh my sweet darling...I will never part from you, you are my
all, my everything, I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU

**Stacy walks up to Jinsoku** You havent talked to me in over a week....

**Jin
flashes an evil look at Stacy** STAY AWAY FROM ME WOMAN !!!!!!!!! THE
X-BOX AND I ARE CUDDLING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why dont you be a
good girl and fetch me one of my gangsta rap CD's? Away with you!!

Darkest Light - I think that I shall go listen to a lovely bit of Vivaldi. Maybe some Mozart while I'm at it.

Dr.
Lighthead - I see no reason to believe in the existance of aliens,
paranormal crap, or anything type of lame brained conspiracies you can
throw to me. That stuff is for losers....

The Virus AJG: HEY MAN !!! LETS GO GET WASTED !!!!!
Darkest light: I GOT SOME POT IN MY ROOM WE CAN DOWN FOR A COUPLE O'HOURS !!!!
Samanfur: COOL LETS GO SMOKE US SOME WEEEEEED !!!!!!!
Coyote
Calhoun: **already high as a kite and dancing up a storm**
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIN' YOOOUUUUUUUU! IS EASY CAUSE, YOURE BEAU-TI-FUL
!!!!!!!!

Mist Katsune - ...hi...my name is Kat...I'm...really shy
and I dont like to talk much or put my opinion in about how I feel
about things...**giggles prematurely, blushes and quietly retreats to a
corner, never ONCE letting her opinion be known**

Zifei: Science bites....

Gangsta rap CDs? O_o Wow, Dubs got my character all wrong.

jinsoku wrote:

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Gangsta rap CDs? O_o Wow, Dubs got my character all wrong.

Choose your answer!

A) If by this you mean that you don't like gangsta rap...then yeah. That was the point. :3

B) If by this you mean that you DO like gangsta rap...well, the thread that was from? From January of NINE years ago. People change.

/I distinctly remember you being biased against the Xbox for some reason
//now your sig says 'play me on Xbox Live, damn it!'
///2002-Jinsoku looks upon 2011-Jinsoku with disdain!

You are, is, was and always shall be a million feet tall of awesome.

For just a moment, it felt like 2004 all over again.

Thanks for that, Vec.

Vector, you have no idea how happy this makes. I was actually looking for the chibi scromic awhile back and thought it had gotten eaten by the EzHack. Thanks so much for reposting these.

That said, holy slag, I feel old now. I actually remember seeing the MoFoteer one when it was first posted.

Looking at that archive that Vortex posted, I feel like I've traveled to an era I've never seen before, and it's pretty funny stuff.

everything is better with more chibi. :p

What about a Chibi Tails Doll o.o

Still better than a Chibi LNR.