Ayup. Nineteen years on this Earth, nothing to show for it. One year closer to the grave, one more candle on the cake.
Nihilism is fun.
bah with enhancements on modern science and your high level of income, it's not crazy to think that you could live up to 214, or 365. i mean in taiwan or something they put a pigs heart into a man's body.
greatest ricky bobby quote.
Happy B-day regardless.
ooh i'm older than you
o.o
/insert elebratory message about the day of your womb eviction
*Slaps you in the face with a cake. It may or may not be filled with hookers. And blackjack.*
i thought you were like 17. well happy birdday
It's aboot damned time, eh?
I love you mang. In a completely heterosexual way, of course.
Happy b-day bro. Would you accept Tony Stark's dead carcass as an awesome b-day present?
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Happy b-day bro. Would you accept Tony Stark's dead carcass as an awesome b-day present?
you know wonder, if you don't want that, i'll be happy to take it off your hands....
Happy birthday! 
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i thought you were like 17. well happy birdday
You would think he's 7 from how he acts on here. 
Happy[Belated] Birthday dude!
I always thought you were older. Happy birthday!
Is getting chatbanned on your birthday like raaaaaain on your wedding day?
Happy Late Grand Debut Day, Bat!
Thought you were about one year younger. *late happy birthday*
