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(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
Posts: 620
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Mwahahaha!!!
<-- That's me laughing right there.

That's right, maggots. I'm your brand new admin. Thus giving me POWA!!! BEAUTIFUL, UNADULTERATED POWA!!!

And things are going to start changing around here! Much stricter. Much tougher. More censors. Less crap. More... ... not crap!

New rules!

1. No arguing. Will result in an immediate ban.
2. No making fun of people. Will result in an immediate ban.
3. No making people fun. Will result in an immediate ban.
4. No smoking. Will result in an immediate ban.
5. No memes. Will result in an immediate ban.
6. No 4chan. Will result in an immediate ban.
7. No spam. Will result in an immediate ban.
8. No potty humor. Will result in an immediate ban.
9. No crude humor. Will result in an immediate ban.
10. No humor. Will result in an immediate ban.
11. No racism. Will result in an immediate ban.
12. No single race allowed. Will result in an immediate ban if one is caught.
13. No racing. Will result in an immediate ban.
14. No polling about how much you hate the new rules. Will result in a warning.
15. No polling. Will result in an immediate ban.
16. No diving. Will result in an immediate ban.
17. No parking. Will result in an immediate ban.
18. No Rishi. Will result in me laughing to your face. Then a ban.
19. No lack of sentence or formatting structure. Will result in an immediate ban. (Also see #18).
20. No bunnies. Will result in an immediate ban.
21. No W's. Will result in an immediate ban.
22. No B's. Will result in an immediate ban.
23. No differentiating in mainstream sexual preference. Will result in an immediate ban.
24. No complaining about people's differentiating mainstream sexual preferences. Will result in an immediate ban.
25. No religion. Will result in an immediate ban.
26. No Saviour. Will result in an immediate ban and a call to your father.
27. No Jedi's. Will result in an immediate ban and a call to your father.
28. No smileys. Will result in an immediate ban with a smile on our face.
29. Frownies okay.
30. No cell phones. Will result in an immediate ban.
31. No SMG's. Will result in an immediate ban.
32. No long distance calling. Will result in an immediate ban.
33. No chatting. Will result in an immediate ban.
34. No rule 34ing. Will result in an immediate ban.
35. Rule 35 okay.
36. No porn unless approved by myself, in which after will result in an immediate ban.
37. Thirty Seven!?
38. No roles. Will result in an immediate ban.
39. No playing. Will result in an immediate ban.
40. No role playing. Will result in an immediate ban.
41. RPing allowed.
42. ?
43. Profit.
44. No going against whatever I tell you at that instant that is against the rule even though it's not. Will result in a warning.

And that's it! Easy peasie! If we follow these rules, I'm sure the MoFo will get back on track to being loved and respected and full of fun loving people!

If not, it will result in an immediate ban.

The end.

Through hard, vigorous work, and a long time running as a mod, I am now an admin. Huzzah! The MoFo Center now has an active admin on a daily basis!

Just kidding about the rules, though, obviously. ^^

 
(@kiorein_1722585747)
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... I am still trembling in fear from rule 36....

 
(@shifty)
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DUDE are those real rules?--OH wait it says no at the bottom...

"wether we try to avoide it or not we all ate insects."-sonicsfan1991

 
(@toby-underwood)
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<-- Me

~Tobe

 
 Srol
(@srol_1722027881)
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I, for one, welcome our new DBZ-Hedgehogish overlords. In celebration, I've gotten the new rules tattooed on my solar plexus.

Congrats.

 
(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
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(@nelstone)
Posts: 899
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*Comes running from over the hills*

Guys, guys, the alts; they're dead! All they left behind were their smoldering, alt-y boots! We must flee before-- oh, God, he's already he-- *Kamehameha'ed into obliteration*

But seriously, Jin, congrats. I'm sure you've earned it and that you're not really insane with power... now.

 
(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
Posts: 620
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Topic starter
 

But seriously, Jin, congrats. I'm sure you've earned it and that you're not really insane with power... now.

You shall be spared for your kind words. Your banning will be quick and unnoticeable should your time come.

 
(@hypersonic2003)
Posts: 5035
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*races* So what's up guys? But yea...I saw this topic title and I was like..."wasn't the Street Fighter IV topic in gaming academy?" Anywho...this is awesome man. Super congrats. I feel safer now. *underbreath* How weird is that...why would I feel safer...this is Jin we're talking about.

User was banned for this post.

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
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Silly HyperSonic. Thinking this topic was about the most awesome fighting game in the history of forever that I totally haven't played in years.

 
(@evil-jinsoku)
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<-- Me

~Tobe


I just felt like it. Sue me. ;> - Kaze

...

You too, Kaze. You too. ;P

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
Posts: 4336
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You know what this means?

Evil Jin is now an Evil Admin.

Cry havoc. o.o

(Seriously though, huzzah and stuff on the promotion.)

 
(@evil-jinsoku)
Posts: 158
Estimable Member
 

D'awe. Ya noticed.

I like that. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-omotion.

 
(@kiorein_1722585747)
Posts: 713
Prominent Member
 

*Holds HyperSonic's lifeless corpse in his arms.*

WHYYYY!?!?!?!!?

 
(@Anonymous)
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*thinks of what memes to post in this thread* =D

 
(@the-coyote-with-no-name)
Posts: 25
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Jin, I said it once and I said it again, I hope you the best with your adventures in adminland. May your pastures be green and your cattle fat.

 
(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
Posts: 620
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Topic starter
 

I swear Rish, if you even try that in this thread...

 
(@toby-underwood)
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You'll end up between us. ;3

~Tobe

 
(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
Posts: 620
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Topic starter
 

Ew...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

...

...

Yep. Yep, there's the pepperoni from earlier. Ugh.

Edit-

HAHA. Looks like Rish already has his hands full.

 
(@Anonymous)
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You'll end up between us. ;3

~Tobe

*vomits profusely*

 
(@hypersonic2003)
Posts: 5035
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LOL. I'm banned. Yosh! I'm so hardcore.

 
(@johnny-chopsocky)
Posts: 874
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A new authority figure to rebel against?! LET US DUEL, GOOD SIR! MY PISTOLS AGAINST... YOUR STUFF.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
Posts: 4885
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*NARROWS EYES*

Jin. I can't let you do as you please!

You believe your rules will bring about peace. A better tomorrow? YOU ARE MISTAKEN.

*Korean pop song starts and image of a bird is superimposed over my face*

I WILL NEVER FORGIIIIVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
(@shigeru-akari)
Posts: 1055
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Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I've admin powers now too...

 
(@rico-underwood)
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And with those two actions. I leave this board to a fate worse than Toby's backside.

~Rico

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
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... because, see, people 'round these parts ain't gonna back down without a fight. You dig?

 
(@sailor-rose-dust)
Posts: 1573
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*whimpers @ the fact that Jin is now an Admin*

*hides behind Kaze and her big pointy bat*

I'm scared...

*cries*

 
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
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*Simply walks by and says nothing*

 
(@hypersonic2003)
Posts: 5035
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XD! Just like Hukos. Being all nonchalant. =P

 
(@arikyrenne)
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*pops in to the topic to say congrats to both Jin and SA*^^

 
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
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XD! Just like Hukos. Being all nonchalant. =P

Shh! Its supposed to be a secret >_>

 
(@neoremington373)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuERh0jBjh8

This music sums this topic up appropriately. *builds pillow fort from Jin*

 
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