What is something totally bizarre, crazy, against the rules, etc. that you've done?
In high school I and 2 others loosened a vent during a break and climbed through a tiny hole that let us underneath the school. We could even see through the
floorboards to some rooms. I don't know if they ever figured out who was doing it, but we hung out there and laughed a number of times just because we
weren't supposed to before they sealed it.
Why did I do it? I decided that I would want to do at least something like that before leaving high school just because I'd always been
"straight." It was a different experience, and I was curious what was down there.
I once told a person behind me on line to get into a bar that I, like him, was from Vermont to keep him from getting into a fight with my friend Lucas (he has notorious bad luck, in the last three months he's gotten a broken jaw from being headbutted and hit over the head with a baseball bat).
I'm not really from Vermont, but I've eaten their syrup
I once planted a pocketknife in a kids desk in elementary school. He was caught with it and received an expulsion from the school district. I don't regret it one bit, however. He was an arse.
I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.
No, not really. But I do remember leading my little sheltie up the stairs to the deck, when the floorboards were gone due to being replaced, and he kinda fell about 6 ft to the ground. I figured he would stop but he didn't, and I feel like the biggest dingleberry ever. I think that was when I was 14... he was okay though. limped a bit that day, but was fine. Gave him a hug and apologized. He was still the coolest dog I had.
I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.
No, not really. But I do remember leading my little sheltie up the stairs to the deck, when the floorboards were gone due to being replaced, and he kinda fell
about 6 ft to the ground. I figured he would stop but he didn't, and I feel like the biggest dingleberry ever. I think that was when I was 14... he was
okay though. limped a bit that day, but was fine. Gave him a hug and apologized. He was still the coolest dog I had.
LMAO, I somehow read that as little brother...
I once planted a pocketknife in a kids desk in elementary school. He was caught with it and received an expulsion from the school district. I don't regret it one bit, however. He was an arse.
... what exactly made him an "arse" in a way that would justify getting him in expelled for something he did not do?
...
Anyway, can't think of much right now, but recently I went to a house with a few people I knew from high school for a bit of drinking and at first I had a white russian (shot of vodka and shot of kahlua in milk) then some screech mixed with pepsi; so far so legal. (And I didn't notice much effect aside from the dizziness; they said I was "buzzed" instead of actually "drunk") Then, as they went to the back patio to smoke a small joint I went with them; they passed it around, and I watched them, wanting to try it just to know what it was like; and it seemed that they noticed I wanted it, since they passed it to me, telling me how to "toke" on it (think it was basically sucking on the end of it) and I did that a couple times. I don't think it had any effect; none that I noticed, anyway. (Or at least recall noticing, but I doubt I would've been too high to remember being high; I quite well remember the conversation and the cab ride home) But still, I got to know what it tasted like, even if I don't quite remember. I didn't like the taste itself, but I could understand why others would, especially if it's not just for the taste itself but for the psychological associations involved.
I once planted a pocketknife in a kids desk in elementary school. He was caught with it and received an expulsion from the school district. I don't regret it one bit, however. He was an arse.
... what exactly made him an "arse" in a way that would justify getting him in expelled for something he did not do?
Okay, where to start. He constantly beat the white kid who bragged about taking Karate, He stole all of the new supplies for the class constantly.
He brought a box of matches to school and lit peoples backpacks on fire. He stole the teachers wallet (he was caught soon after but said it was an accident). He cursed a lot in front of peoples parents. He kept writing random curse words on the bathroom wall. He cut in line for lunch. He forcibly cheated off of people during tests. He stole peoples homework and put his name on it. He used other people lunch card numbers to buy lunch for himself (he did that to me, which was the final straw). He cheated during P.E.(we ran laps and took a straw every lap. he was the guy who took like 5 and then walked the rest of the time). Also, he constantly flooded sinks. There were some other things too, but I forget some of them. The guy was asking for it though, I assure you.
I once planted a pocketknife in a kids desk in elementary school. He was caught with it and received an expulsion from the school district. I don't regret it one bit, however. He was an arse.
... what exactly made him an "arse" in a way that would justify getting him in expelled for something he did not do?
Okay, where to start. He constantly beat the white kid who bragged about taking Karate, He stole all of the new supplies for the class constantly.
He brought a box of matches to school and lit peoples backpacks on fire. He stole the teachers wallet (he was caught soon after but said it was an accident). He cursed a lot in front of peoples parents. He kept writing random curse words on the bathroom wall. He cut in line for lunch. He forcibly cheated off of people during tests. He stole peoples homework and put his name on it. He used other people lunch card numbers to buy lunch for himself (he did that to me, which was the final straw). He cheated during P.E.(we ran laps and took a straw every lap. he was the guy who took like 5 and then walked the rest of the time). Also, he constantly flooded sinks. There were some other things too, but I forget some of them. The guy was asking for it though, I assure you.
See, stuff like this is why I wish they'd set up surveillance cameras in public schools, to have video proof of what was really going on, so that people would get in trouble for what they actually DID do, instead of getting away with so much that others have to resort to getting them in trouble for what they didn't. They have them for public universities (well, MUN at least) so why not public schools? If it's too expensive, then maybe they could cut back on having a microscope for every student in high school biology, seeing as how they seem to only get used once or twice a year...
A lot of arse
Dang, get him expelled again.
I wanted to get rid of a crappy board. I regret that I had no power to have it done correctly.
I sometimes walk, run and even dance late at night in the local area where I live whilst completely naked. I haven't gotten arrested yet or anything, but the thought of getting caught just turns me on even more. <3
o_0 I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Rish! o.o
