All right, technically I've been back for a day or three, but I'm under a new name, so people might not have known. And I know people often do the whole melodramatic "I have returned," thing even if they've only been gone for a while, so I might as well announce myself.

To those who remember me as Dirk Amoeba, good to see you all again. To those who don't, well then you may call me Dirk or Tom or anything you like.

So... what'd I miss?