A man once walked into a bar. I was that bar. I am known as dark steve. Fear me. I talk like this. Deal with it. DAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKK STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I have many friends. They are Steve. Only I am Dark Steve. In some countries. I'm known as the Deciever. Figure it out yourself. Dark steve will be here, watching, waiting, Dark Steving......
...And this is why people need to stop leaving Dub's 'medication' lying around - you never can tell who'll find it! 😛
Ya know, these kinds of threads work when they're actually... funny.
Ya know, these kinds of threads work when they're actually... funny.
I remember those days. Gwad how I miss those days...
*Pats back of Gamma* We all do, man...we all do. D:
*looks over Dark Steve and sizes him up*
Tss. *spits*
In some countries yo face.
That's right.
I went there.
He don't look so tough. Get outta here 'fore I give you "what for"! *shakes fist*
*sticks his hands down his pockets, 180's, and walks away*
"Dark" my ass...
Ooh, dark forumer vs. evil admin.
*grabs a bucket of popcorn*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!!!!!!!
Werst topic....ever.
eyyyyyy steve!
I post here because I have nothing to say!
Wait... that's something...
D'oh!
Personally, I blame the rap music!
as long as we don't get attacked by an army of steves. o.o;
We need more evil admin battles and less topics like this.
as long as we don't get attacked by an army of steves. o.o;
But if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of Steve?
Mang, why you all gotta be hating on Dark Steve, can't you see he's terrifying? Why I'm quaking in my very non-existant boots at the mere mention of his unholy name. Then here you lot are being all blase and sarcastic to the evil one.
I for one welcome our new dark overlord.
can one person be an army? >>
inb4 personal army
La la la la la.... Fires here, fires there, fires burning everywhere...
Mang, why you all gotta be hating on Dark Steve, can't you see he's terrifying? Why I'm quaking in my very non-existant boots at the mere mention of his unholy name. Then here you lot are being all blase and sarcastic to the evil one.
I for one welcome our new dark overlord.
*points* OMG IT'S YOU! And there, ladies and gentle-- um, chao, is your Dark Steve.
You guys are like...
...rude.
Must...Not...Get...Hypnotised...By...Ini...@.@;
Oo...
When I take over the world, Rishi, I'll remember this - and CRUSH you accordingly! D<
Oo...
When I take over the world, Rishi, I'll remember this - and CRUSH you accordingly! D<
1) You'll never take over a village, let alone the world. That's for me to take over - as well as the rest of this universe. And I mean that too.
2) Crush me? Yeah, in your DREAMS boy!
You guys are like...
...rude.
I assume that's directed at half the replies in this topic and not at me? o.o
Seriously folks. Someone tries to inject a tiny bit of humor into a forum and this is the reaction? Lighten up, even if you don't find it funny.
Edit: Just so you know, that is my general impression of some of these replies.
I wholeheartedly agree with CT and his choice of picture. :3
Also, Evil Jin x Dark Steve discuss.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Welcome, new person. 
_(^.^)| (|^.^|) |(^.^)_/
*Stares at shifty's avatar* zzbbadjfafjdalk... Huh... Oh right....
Anyhow, for the few people that actually welcomed Dark steve, THANKS XD. For the people who blasted Dark Steve's post, Dark Steve guesses it's okay if you didn't find it funny. It was a bit of an inside joke, mixed with a reference, so yeah.
I'd watch it, Sagey.
~Rico
I wholeheartedly agree with CT and his choice of picture. :3
Also, Evil Jin x Dark Steve discuss.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Well, Dark steve doesn't have an established furry image of himself, so for a pic like that to exist, Evil Jin would have to- wait, Thats what sage meant, right? Guys?
Well, it doesn't have to go straight to the naughty bits. There could always be the flufftastic romance, the hurt/heal aspect of an angst relationship, or the love-hate monotony of everyday life.
....or it could just be naughty bits. XD BUT I DIGRESS, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH POINTLESS BANTER AND NOT ENOUGH DISCUSSION ABOUT EVIL JIN X DARK STEVE. AND ENTIRELY TOO MANY CAPS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
preeeeow
....or it could just be naughty bits. XD BUT I DIGRESS, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH POINTLESS BANTER AND NOT ENOUGH DISCUSSION ABOUT EVIL JIN X DARK STEVE. AND ENTIRELY TOO MANY CAPS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.
Pssh. If it don't got the boobie, E Jay don't give the touchie.
...
Man boobs don't count.
What about comedy rubber breasts?
....or it could just be naughty bits. XD BUT I DIGRESS, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH POINTLESS BANTER AND NOT ENOUGH DISCUSSION ABOUT EVIL JIN X DARK STEVE. AND ENTIRELY TOO MANY CAPS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.
Pssh. If it don't got the boobie, E Jay don't give the touchie.
...
Man boobs don't count.
Well, aren't we just picky?
This thread makes me weep for humanity.
Just kidding. Carry on!
....or it could just be naughty bits. XD BUT I DIGRESS, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH POINTLESS BANTER AND NOT ENOUGH DISCUSSION ABOUT EVIL JIN X DARK STEVE. AND ENTIRELY TOO MANY CAPS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.
Pssh. If it don't got the boobie, E Jay don't give the touchie.
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Man boobs don't count.
Well, aren't we just picky?
You don't understand! The subtle, round curvature of the lady boob... the sweet, sweet heavenly lady smell to go on top of that... it's intoxicating. I'd stack a million boobs and do a hand stand on each one off the very top! MY PYRAMID OF BOOBS POINTED TO THE HEAVENS, is what I would call it, with $5 admission. It would be sweet. It would be all mine.
Free milk!
But manboob? No curve, just sag. No smell, just sweat and grease. Gawd. You can't even stick your face in between 'em and go "BBBLLBEOBPPBBLPBBPBPP!", which is, if I do say so myself, a must. Not being able to do so is unlawful, and you just can't do it with manboobs...
...
Which is probably what Steve has. 
Rishi wrote:
This thread makes me weep for humanity.
Then I shall enjoy licking the tears off your cheeks, good sir.
....or it could just be naughty bits. XD BUT I DIGRESS, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH POINTLESS BANTER AND NOT ENOUGH DISCUSSION ABOUT EVIL JIN X DARK STEVE. AND ENTIRELY TOO MANY CAPS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE ME HOME.
Pssh. If it don't got the boobie, E Jay don't give the touchie.
...
Man boobs don't count.
Well, aren't we just picky?
You don't understand! The subtle, round curvature of the lady boob... the sweet, sweet heavenly lady smell to go on top of that... it's intoxicating. I'd stack a million boobs and do a hand stand on each one off the very top! MY PYRAMID OF BOOBS POINTED TO THE HEAVENS, is what I would call it, with $5 admission. It would be sweet. It would be all mine.
Free milk!
But manboob? No curve, just sag. No smell, just sweat and grease. Gawd. You can't even stick your face in between 'em and go "BBBLLBEOBPPBBLPBBPBPP!", which is, if I do say so myself, a must. Not being able to do so is unlawful, and you just can't do it with manboobs...
...
Which is probably what Steve has.
Rishi wrote:
This thread makes me weep for humanity.
Then I shall enjoy licking the tears off your cheeks, good sir.
Then you will partially absorb the sadness contained in those tears into yourself! Uh, if you believe in sympathetic magic that is.
LOVE 'N' LIGHT, Y'ALL
*questions how a spam thread started by an alt decends into a thread about foreplay and breasts that goes and tramples the rules into the ground...* only on the mofo i guess... *walk off to the pub*
Matters of a mature nature are being discussed in this topic! Warning! Warning!
Matters of a mature nature are being discussed in this topic! Warning! Warning!
Mature or immature nature?
Matters of a mature nature are being discussed in this topic! Warning! Warning!
Mature or immature nature?
Beats me. I think I just wrote that so that it wouldn't be just a picture thing.
... wait...
*questions how a spam thread started by an alt decends into a thread about foreplay and breasts that goes and tramples the rules into the ground...* only on the mofo i guess... *walk off to the pub*
Foreplay? Tramples the rules into the ground? While I DEFINITELY condone the act of foreplay - sexy sexy, foreplay - and tearing the MoFo rules apart as I take over with an iron fist, I was never talking about foreplay and thus, never pissing on our god forsaken rules. It's called being silly, my good lad. Learn it, love it. As I will bring it back. Oh yes, I will bring it back. Good PiE almighty, I shall bring it back.
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Boobs.
*questions how a spam thread started by an alt decends into a thread about foreplay and breasts that goes and tramples the rules into the ground...* only on the mofo i guess... *walk off to the pub*
Foreplay? Tramples the rules into the ground? While I DEFINITELY condone the act of foreplay - sexy sexy, foreplay - and tearing the MoFo rules apart as I take over with an iron fist, I was never talking about foreplay and thus, never pissing on our god forsaken rules. It's called being silly, my good lad. Learn it, love it. As I will bring it back. Oh yes, I will bring it back. Good PiE almighty, I shall bring it back.
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Boobs.
You're determined to give me a heart attack from laughing too hard, aren't you?
*questions how a spam thread started by an alt decends into a thread about foreplay and breasts that goes and tramples the rules into the ground...* only on the mofo i guess... *walk off to the pub*
Foreplay? Tramples the rules into the ground? While I DEFINITELY condone the act of foreplay - sexy sexy, foreplay - and tearing the MoFo rules apart as I take over with an iron fist, I was never talking about foreplay and thus, never pissing on our god forsaken rules. It's called being silly, my good lad. Learn it, love it. As I will bring it back. Oh yes, I will bring it back. Good PiE almighty, I shall bring it back.
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Boobs.
I LOVE YOU SOMETHING FIERCE!!!!!!!!!
Quick Answers!
Starring your one, and only, Eeeeeee Jay!!!
Sailor Rose Dust wrote:
You're determined to give me a heart attack from laughing too hard, aren't you?
Yes
Rishi wrote:
I LOVE YOU SOMETHING FIERCE!!!!!!!!!
I don't.
THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!
XD
The PiE is old and has well and truly been used by many a forumer over a number of years. It's probably in such a state that it'll cause any grown man with an iron stomach to break down in tears and vomit and the mere sight of it. You need to leave your beloved (and somewhat overused and abused PiE) in the past where it belongs, and where we can all reflect upon it with those great memories of long gone years instead of the travesty that is is now 
The PiE is old and has well and truly been used by many a forumer over a number of years. It's probably in such a state that it'll cause any grown man with an iron stomach to break down in tears and vomit and the mere sight of it. You need to leave your beloved (and somewhat overused and abused PiE) in the past where it belongs, and where we can all reflect upon it with those great memories of long gone years instead of the travesty that is is now
The PiE may be old, but PiE is PiE, brotha. And no matter how old your PiE may get, you never abandon it. You always hold hands and go on your merry way until the day you die, you hear me? I may be Evil, bro, but I will never go that route. Never. It may have been hot PiE before, but you should always treat PiE like it's hot. So hot, that you drop it. Like it's hot.
Cuz PiE is PiE, bro. PiE is PiE.
