Greetings, a word of advice, watch out for Crimson. He'll do horrible things to you.

Invite you?

o.o

To what?

>.>

More sentence structure, less exclamation points, (though good job at the lack of 1's), and then we're talking.

be my friend

Oh. That? N'ah.

Don't get me wrong, s'not that I won't like you. I just don't use the YuKu friendsamabob.

BUT WELCOME, EITHER WAY! woop woop!

EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR! THIS IS A STICKUP! *Fires a gun wildly into the air*

Hello person with becca drawn ava and acquaintance of the rico,
and welcome to the world of yesterday! + merry christmas.

edit: font was all =/

*fires along with Kio* We don't you doing anything with yer hands, except hanging on for dear life!

*shoots kio*

Hey! *blows whistle* No violence!

*arrests TTG and throws him in jail*

Welcome newbie person. Sorry you had to see all that, we try to maintain some level of insanity around here. Just not the violent kind.

The violent kind is the best kind.

Ahem. Lets see if I can knock this out in one paragraph. Crimson can keep those furry little mitts off my little cousin. Yes, Jin, I did teach him a few things. Now be his friend or I'll make your title worse than a widdle bunny. Nuchtos gets a cookie for realizing as much as he did. Not to mention not marking himself for a slow and unmerciful death like most of the greeters. And thank you Kaze, don't forget NOT to feed or water TTG. He can survive on his own excrement for at least a few weeks according to wikipedia. Did I leave anything out? Oh yes, it is who it says it is so be nice. Or else.

Oh yes, and Corky? I'm too lazy to text it but I'll have your movie ready when you get back. However it looks like they cut part of the spit swapping scene.

~Rico

OH GOD *Lies on the ground dying horribly*

MEDICAL ATTENTION PLEASE

....

*Dies hours later*

I don't trust wikipedia. It's for people too lazy to look at a real encyclopedia. Unfortunately, I'm one of those people, which means what I just said makes no sense.

*Runs off with Rico instead*

Yes, Jin, I did teach him a few things. Now be his friend or I'll make your title worse than a widdle bunny.

Screw you, hippie. I don't use the friendsamabob thing and I ain't gonna start to. Sides, unlike some people, I couldn't give a squat what you put on my title. It could be a big, wobbly man genitalia, and I'd be like "AWESOME!!! THANKS RICOMAN!" And then I'd woosh away.

Hell, it could be #!*+*%, I don't care. It's all in good fun. 😛

Dammit Jin, I'll find some way to torture you. >.<;

~Rico

Hey Corky! Welcome to the wackiness known as the MoFo. I see you've been warned of all the things you need to warned from[or warned from the most...maybe not everything, because there are still others like him out there] and you might want to double knot your shoes, if you're wearing any. *shakes hand* Welcome and have fun around here!

TTg is on Wiki?! *goes to look*

lmao, I saw the name and immediately guessed who it was... you poor poor child =(

*steals corkey's shoelaces, gives him a hug and fills his socks with candycanes* may your seasons be jolly! ^^ *zooom*

See Corky...you didn't heed my warning. This is only the beginning. *shakes head*

Hiya! Welcome to the MoFo. Upon entering this establishment you forfeit your sanity to the house. That said...

WE OWN YOUR SANITY!!!

Enjoy your stay, and in case Rico hasn't warned you, beware of LNR.

*desperately fights urge to post LNR pictures and cause potential chaos and stampeding*

... >.>
... <.<;

*posts one anyways* ^-^

*sits quietly and waits*

*Stabs Kaze*

I say that anyone posting that stuff should be banned >=C

We should just stop calling this place SFW and get rid of all the rules

thought I recognized the name^^;@Corky Hello and welcome to the Mobius Forum!^^

...and just because I have to post some sort of reaction to the LNR pic: AHHHHHHHHHH!! ><

(Edit: *makes it so second half of post doesn't get eaten due to the "><" + html* )

Welcome to the Mobius Forum Corky! And don't let anything your cousin has told you about us worry you: We're all much less sane than that!!

Hahaha much less sane, indeed. *_* @ picture. "Kaze...why I oughta..."

I blame Kayla.
Rico's probably going to get me for posting it, though. XD

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