http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4174519.stm
The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
But there's more!
In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.
However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".
"people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis"
they smell it on a regular basis
This demands we come up with as many subject titles as possible!
I used to be straight, now I'm gay, I think the army made me that way!
This is a job for the enola gay!
Biological warfare
Also I think that these bomb ideas are awesome.
Guess you could say they're fighting dirty with this one. 
[edit; never mind this part]
Someone get Electric Six on the phone 
Oh and Tom Jones whilst we're at it. ¦3
The US dropped a sex bomb on the USSR, that's how we won the Cold War. It's also why Stalin had so many children.
That look like Elmo.
~Roby
StalinxElmo
If they had used these instead of napalm in Vietnam, it would have put a whole different spin to Colonel Kilgore's line from Apocalypse Now.
Not hard to make a gay bomb. It's in the shape of a disco ball and the fumes make you high as hell. It also dims the lights/creates strobe lights.
Hilarity ensues. =3
This message brought you by a total bunch of nitwits in the army
*dances*
Heard about this before. Guess it kinda gives new meaning to the phrase 'make love, not war'. 
