My job is so *ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the *ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big *ing dog to work. Every *ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single *ing day.
Anyway, I drive these *tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
I'm disappointed it took me half way through to realize what it was. I'm going to go cut myself now.
Also I see you're stuck watching the same thing I am. 
~Tobe
but you get to wear a snazzy orange ascot! 😮
You chose that life so you don't get to complain, Fred.
Seriously, Fred. Get ahold of yourself. You don't have to keep driving that van. You know, since you've been hanging out with them... people are talking...
xD! Yea I didn't realize what was going on, until I got like...3/4 of the way down. Btw...Thelma is so hot...don't even hate, man. xD!
People who have jobs should not complain, Ive been looking for a job for A year now & have yet to get one (darn holiday positions at department stores fill up before I can even get my application filled out...oh well mabye I'll get lucky this year.)
But yea even if your job sucks be thankful that you have one, Youve got Financial freedom man! Thats the best kind of Freedom!
People who have jobs should not complain, Ive been looking for a job for A year now & have yet to get one (darn holiday positions at department stores fill up before I can even get my application filled out...oh well mabye I'll get lucky this year.)
But yea even if your job sucks be thankful that you have one, Youve got Financial freedom man! Thats the best kind of Freedom!
People who have jobs should not complain, Ive been looking for a job for A year now & have yet to get one (darn holiday positions at department stores fill up before I can even get my application filled out...oh well mabye I'll get lucky this year.)
But yea even if your job sucks be thankful that you have one, Youve got Financial freedom man! Thats the best kind of Freedom!
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xD! @ Hukos. I'd say s/he's serious. I mean...jobs aren't easy to come by anymore. Not as bad as say...last year...but not at all easy.
Last I heard you had money Fred. I suggest ditching the van first then getting it on with the model wannabe at a hotel somewhere warm and sunny.
Show us the pics of your outfit thought 
People who have jobs should not complain, Ive been looking for a job for A year now & have yet to get one (darn holiday positions at department stores fill up before I can even get my application filled out...oh well mabye I'll get lucky this year.)
But yea even if your job sucks be thankful that you have one, Youve got Financial freedom man! Thats the best kind of Freedom!
People still need to get their stress off their chests, helps ease the tedium and keeps people from snapping, plus you can have legitimate reasons to complain, such as bad managers/co-workers/customers, etc.
As for the topic itself I didn't realise what it was until the van, but I was expecting to be Bell Aired so that's probably what threw me off...
Meh, could be worse.
You could be dealing with a shark that's always complaining about a lack of respect.
Oh, I love Jabberjaw, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!
Oh, I love Jabberjaw, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!
Who doesn't?
but back on topic, I guess its true everyone needs to get the streess of there back, & if your job stinks that much you could always go searching for another one in secret.
but back on topic, I guess its true everyone needs to get the streess of there back, & if your job stinks that much you could always go searching for another one in secret.
Are you for real?
I think it's high time you get out of that damn Mystery Machine and consider a standard alone detective work. Sure, the pay may not be good, but think of the black and white film noir drama you'll get into.
but back on topic, I guess its true everyone needs to get the streess of there back, & if your job stinks that much you could always go searching for another one in secret.
Are you for real?
No, i'm Ficitonal. OK mabye I worded that inncorrectly, I mean't to say mabye he should consider looking for another job, if his current job is indeed that bad. I mean Surly the Famous Fred Jones can get a Job. I mean he's a TV Star. (Also Velma is not Lesbian, she's just....Kind of Nerdy, I always kind of thought she'd end up with the stoner.
when I was a kid & that Fred would end up with the red-headed hooker.
& the dog is like almost 50....surly he'll be gone soon I mean he's like what 1000 in dog years.
wow that took me a little while to get. i was thinking geez that sucks man, but then when the great dane part came up i was like "oh, gotcha".
(Also Velma is not Lesbian, she's just....Kind of Nerdy, I always kind of thought she'd end up with the stoner.
Didn't she end up going out with Jonny Bravo?
DW
"Jinkies!"
"Jinkies? What is that, some kinda breakfast cereal?"
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner.
Took 'til there for me to get it cause the first two paragraphs aren't terribly indicative of the show. Then I lol'd.
Could be worse, the dog could always bring his nephew into work...
If by worse, you mean awesome!! (Unashamed Scrappy fan)
*high fives* I love Scrappy Doo as well.
Shut up Scrappy. Get off the bridge.
~Tobe (twice in one day? some kinda record.)
Shut up Scrappy. Get off the bridge.
~Tobe (twice in one day? some kinda record.)
he's not even a puppy, he's got a glandular problem.
fred is the geek of the show, i never liked his style. if i were you i'd be the stoner. at least he's happy and hogs most of the show.
btw seeing thelma naked does that mean your a desperate prevert peeper 
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You can't hate the fashion girl that much, you insist on getting alone with her constantly.
