I've had my share of user ignorance. Cdrom tray = carry handle 5.25 floppies in every orifice of the machine, etc. I've had more than my fill of strange user requests. "I need a new blue hose" "The microwave isn't working" "Can you get me a free copy of photoshop" that sort of thing... But this one, I just can't put my head around it.
I'm open to ideas on how I can pull this one off.
~Tobe
What neat handwriting! 
Don't we all wish this were possible?
He's probably just asking you to block it with whatever website blocking tools you have on hand. Which I assume you knew, but you decided to post this note anyway because it's damn hilarious when taken literally.
SH, you need to edit your post to replace all articles with what they stand for.
Don't we all wish you removing facebook from the internet were possible?
The person who wrote the note about removing facebook from the internet probably just asking Toby Underwood to block facebook from the internet with Toby Underwood's worksite website blocking tools that Toby Underwood has on hand. Which you assume you knew Toby Underwood, but you, Toby Underwood, decided to post this note about removing facebook from the internet anyway because it is humorous when taken to mean removing facebook from the internet and not blocking removing facebook from your workplace internet.
Fixed. See? Much funnier.
~Tobe
Take it off the internet and i'll reward you with another paintball gun. XD
If only. Then I'd go after myspace next. 
~Tobe
Take em' both off. I'm getting tired of my niece's MySpace drama whenever she visits. o@;
Getting rid of Facebook is fine. Just.... leave Twitter alone. I need Twitter.
Problem is I have accounts on both. 
Please let me know when you are about to remove them thnxzbye.
Facebook wasn't bad until they opened it to EVERYONE. The .edu email requirement was awesome.
And hell, it still isn't bad at all... no where near as bad as Myspace. Facebook requires your real name, not XxXxLoLkIsSeSxXxX. I think I've received a couple spam messages on Facebook since I started back in 2005... I received weekly requests on MySpace.
I love facebook and opening it up to everyone is my saviour. College is refusing to give out email addresses.
Also now my Dad has joined it! He's got addicted =(
social networking sites suck and the only reason i am on facebook is because susan told me to so my name would show up under "in a relationship with" on her page
i am 2 cool 4 skool
That was not the only reason =(
Also you liked it be quiet
