www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/08/jurassing_park_iv_features_din.php
Where's Turok when we need him? D:
What is this madness?
...Did Michael Crichton have anything to do with this?
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What is this madness?
In before 'Sparta'.
Also, what the hell? Seriously. This is on Cruis'n Wii levels right here.
I read about this in a webcomic and was convinced it was a work of parody.
Stop making Jurrasic Park movies, dammit! We've moved on from dinos. We're now obsessed with penguin movies.
Though we still want Bill and Ted 3, that'll be worth the wait.
HOLY *&^% BLEEPING BLATHERSCITHE GAZORNINPLAT.
Whoever did this must be eaten by raptors. This is an even bigger insult than Sonic360.
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I READ THE SCRIPT.
Well, I read an early version of the script back in 2004. Whoever wrote it chose not to have his name attached. In this version, some rich guy in Switzerland was using technology stolen from Isla Nublar by a team of mercenaries to clone dinosaurs in his Swiss mountain castle.
Lexi Murphy, the little girl from the first, is all grown up and somehow gets caught up in this conspiracy regarding the Swiss man. Eventually she, and maybe Dr. Grant, get captured and taken to the castle where they see dinosaurs locked in rooms.
But nothing prepares them for the real surprise: The geneticists have been splicing HUMAN DNA with that of the velociraptors. So the raptors now have five fingers and are even smarter than before, watching TV and learning. They are trained to work in a group as soldiers do.
Their first mission is to go to town and execute a small-time criminal and not get caught. Like the dinos in the first book, the raptors need injections of Lysine to survive. But of course, something goes wrong, the raptors get out, don't listen to their captors, and kill lots of people. The climax occurs on a gondola with the raptors climbing down the gondola wires, hand over hand, to get to the cabin that houses the survivors as they try to reach the village below.
There was no Tyrannosaurus, and only a handful of other dinos are seen (though we did get an Ankylosaurus). It felt more like fan fiction than a real script.
I did hear maybe a year and a half ago that the script had been updated so the raptors were more intelligent. They may have been given some armor or uniform of some type, but the big news was that whoever was training them was giving them names, much like Splinter did the Turtles in TMNT.
This is a rumor I heard about. I thought there was NO WAY it could be true. Do we have any actual confirmation of this besides some sites? I want to make sure before I send the raptor guards after them.
Oh and don't laugh at the opening of doors. My cat could do that, through various door security, and it didn't even have the hands that match to doorknob.
When did Jurassic Park become Dino Riders! Seriously.. SERIOUSLY HOLLYWOOD, YER MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!
This.. this can't be allowed, this is the dumbest plot I've ever heard of-even worse than the carnival one! Is Spielberg behind this? THE HELL MAN...
::Upset moreso because even Dino-Riders the cartoon was better than this P.O.S they're throwin' around.::
JP's #1 fan (on these boards most likely) REALLY gonna stick to JP I and III as the only movies on this franchise.
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JP's #1 fan (on these boards most likely) REALLY gonna stick to JP I and III as the only movies on this franchise.
I may challenge you to that position. No, I will. I have like, half of the JP merchandise ever made. 😛 And yes, those are the 2 movies of the franchise. Lost World never happened, and if this movie comes out as said it doesn't happen either.
I think my old Dino Riders toys are still in a box in the attic.
~Tobe
Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage VI!
While I hated all JP movies...the third one failed to do what the first two did...scare the living daylights out of me.
We'll know it's gone off the deep end when the next one gets the EXTREME makeover.
II scared you? What? How? The only even halfway redeeming scenes in II were the Raptor grass scene and the Compy pwning pisser guy scene.
And Rico... I recently finished a huge Ebay sweep-buying every single Dino Rider from every season. Yeah, I'm glad I already had the large ones from youth n_n.
Well I watched the first JP on the big screen when I was 5 so I already had formed a general opinion on it...haha.
What in the name of... forget it. This recurring movie trend is getting old.
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But nothing prepares them for the real surprise: The geneticists have been splicing HUMAN DNA with that of the velociraptors. So the raptors now have five fingers and are even smarter than before, watching TV and learning. They are trained to work in a group as soldiers do.
lol. Their brain will explode because there wouldn't be enough room for it. 
Damn it.
