Yes! It's that time again, ladies and gentlemen, for your favourite weekly gameshow, caption of the week! This week's prizes include a marvelous home television entertainment centre, a fully furished kitchen fitting and a luxurious sports car with a free Rico model thrown in! All of this could be yours if you can correctly guess the right caption!
Is that a raspberry?
"Kiss my grass!"
"Christ, what an asshole."
"Hrrrngh!"
"I knew that jerk next door had a stick up there."
"Well, SOMETHING'S greener."
This fall on NBC...
To Catch a Predator: Home & Garden edition!
Somehow, it was a mistake to prune the Night Blooming Cerus bush under a full moon.
"Tragically, the bog monster didn't notice the sexual predator sneaking up on him behind the fence."
It was at that precise moment when Mr. Kolwaski realized he was an assman.
Damn it Plant Man, stop being a wacky comic superhero and save the world already! We still need that Obama Birth Certificate!
Lend a hand, sir? I've got a rosebud hanging on for dear life.
After his wife died, Bob said he was going to dedicate his next piece of work to her. He was really going to try and capture her essence.
Ladies and Gentlemen! It's time for Round 2 of Caption of the Week!
The latest sex craze that's driving people nuts! Film at 11.
Hoping for the inevitable handball, eh?
"Ohhhh! So that's how they're made!"
"Must be that damned mexican food."
If you can't pass with your hands, pass with your hams.
"I've heard of having a ball, but this is ridiculous!"
If the rulebook doesn't forbid it..
This was close to being an other kind of photo.