A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new (Uranus) instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
Man. Think she's rectum and the rest of the hospital by now? Hope she rips them a new one.
Moral of the story: Be careful when ordering Angus!
(Edit: *stares at censor filter* >.> )
Primus, that's horrible. She has every right to sue the hospital.
On a slightly less scary note, Yuku has a censor filter?
W.t.f? @ news article
And yes, there's a censor filter.
Wow. Yes, it censors Uranus, but not ASS? Uh-huh, that has to be fixed, methinks. o.o
edit: lul, can't bold the word, and Uranus HAS to be capitalized.
Fix plz
Oh god, the puns. And that's really messed up. o.o
Heck, just think about the guy who DIDN'T get the @nu$ surgery.
Heck, think about this! How many times has someone ever walked into a hospital and said, "Hi, I'm here for my @nu$ surgery."
I bet that has NEVER happened.
(Given the complaint of a moderator about the filter censoring @nu$ but not ass, I shall proceed to do this instead of saying Uranus all the time.)
Must be yuku's global filter o.o
Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM.
I enjoy rectal jokes as well as anyone. One thing people might consider is how difficult these people (with anal problems) have it. Many are shut-ins. There is the odor problem they think they have. It is really a hardship on people.
Generally we do not give the anal sphinctor the respect it deserves.
I thought we ended that stupid joke once and for all...
well it seems it came Back with revenge
FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.
LEELA: I don't get it.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
FRY: Oh. What's it called now?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.
yu rah ness
MS keeps hounding me to post sumthing about Sailor Uranus, silly, hmm?
Yeah.
Everyone knows Saturn is where it's at.
MS keeps hounding me to post sumthing about Sailor Uranus, silly, hmm?
