Random Newscaster: We interrupt this post to bring you the latest news on a disturbance in the city. Our star reporter, Hybrid Project Alpha is on the scene. HPA?
*Scene cuts to HPA in reporter attire, holding a microphone*
HPA: Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter, with all the news that is news across the MoFo; on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here.
*He holds the microphone up to Full Metal Rayzor*
HPA: Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
FMA: Yeah, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes, and here he come. Running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a Flicky.
*Scene cuts to a blurred out form running down the aisle, FMA gaping in abject horror. Scene cuts again to Kaze the Chao in an oversized t-shirt, further down the aisle, who looks positively scandalized*
FMA: I hollered over at Kaze...I said "Don't look, Kaze!"
*Scene cuts back to a furious Kaze with FMA's voice over the video*
FMA: It was too late. She'd already been incensed...
CHOIR OF RANDOM FORUMERS (HPA):
Here he comes (Boogie-dy, boogie-dy)
There he goes (Boogie-dy, boogie-dy)
And he ain't wearing no clothes
*Scene cuts to LNR in all his naked glory*
HPA:
Oh yes, he's called LNR
CHOIR:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy
HPA:
Fastest thing on two feet
CHOIR:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy
*Scene cuts LNR flexing*
HPA:
He's just as proud as he can be
With his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
HPA:
Oh yes, he's called LNR
CHOIR:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy
HPA:
He likes to show off his physique
CHOIR:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy
*Scene cuts LNR darting past a group of forumers*
HPA:
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
*Said group of forumers hold up score cards with scores varying from 0.1 to 9.9*
*Scene cuts to a gas station, HPA on the scene*
HPA: This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station.
*He once again holds the microphone up to FMA*
HPA: Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
FMA: Yeah, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked, and he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there. Didn't have nothing on but a smile. I looked in there and Kaze was gettin' her a cold drink.
*Scene cuts to Kaze getting a drink out of a vending machine*
FMA: I hollered..."Don't look Kaze!".
*Scene cuts back to Kaze, who turns around just as LNR runs by, and promptly performs a spit take*
FMA: It was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
CHOIR (HPA):
He ain't crude (Boogie-dy, boogie-dy)
He ain't lude (Boogie-dy, boogie-dy)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
*Scene cuts to LNR darting around the gas station*
HPA:
Oh yes, he's called LNR
CHOIR:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy
HPA:
He likes to turn the other cheek
CHOIR:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy
HPA:
He's always making the news
Wearin' just just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
*Scene cuts to a basketball game, HPA once again on the scene*
HPA: Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs.
*For the last time, he holds the microphone up to FMA
HPA: Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
FMA: Yeah, I did...Halftime, I was just going down there to get Kaze a snowcone.
*Scene cuts to LNR running onto the field, dribbling a basketball. He makes a hook shot and runs out through the concession stand*
FMA: Here he come right out of the cheap seats, dribbling...right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. He made a hook shot and got out through the concession stand. I hollered up at Kaze, I said, "Don't look, Kaze!".
*Scene cuts to Kaze who just stares in awe and then gets an odd smile on her face*
FMA: It was too late. She'd already got a free shot. Grandstanded...right there in front of the home team.
*HPA and Choir fall back into the first chorus, as Kaze runs after LNR, stripping all the way*
FMA: Here he comes again...who's that with him? Kaze? Is that you, Kaze?! What do you think you're doing?
*FMA gets hit with Kaze's shirt*
FMA: You get your clothes on!
*Kaze run out of the building*
FMA: Kaze, where're you going? Kaze, you shameless hussy! Say it isn't so, Kaze! KAZE!!!
HPA: *with a smile on his face* We now return you to your regularly scheduled post.
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I threatened to do a parody of "The Streak," and I'm following through with it.
I've finally hit my 2K. Yay me, and such. After this, I'll be switching to my Kayla account for a while, but I'll bring Sailor Unicron back out again at a later time.
I'd like to give a big shout out to HPA, Rayzor, and Kaze for allowing me to use them in this horror post of a kilo. And I'd like to give a special thanks to the great Ray Stevens for this great song.
Kaze, Ray, I'm so very, very sorry for subjecting you to the horror of LNR. I really do love you guys. So please don't kill me. 
I don't know what the Streak is but that was awesome. Outdid my kilo, for sure. =P
@ The Streak
Ray Stevens ftw! And congrats on the 2k =)
Awesome way to celebrate your 2K by honoring The Streak. Good job mate!
Are you freaking kidding me? That was awesome! Congrats on the 2k. =P
Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to catch up on the current GM. I seriously haven't been posting there like I should. <<;
*yays at the use of a skit for a kilopast, enjoys them!* ^.^ not sure who the streak is either, i'm guessing a film or some nude streaker who attacks football games.
^ Yes, yes. Go watch. You'll love it.
Are you freaking kidding me? That was awesome! Congrats on the 2k. =P
Dittoed, twas very awesome and we love you as well! Congrats on the kilo and many more!!
Also, feel free to use me in any kilo any time.^_^
I'm glad everyone enjoyed it. I was a little worried about how Kaze would take to being called a hussy, though. 
