Whatever dude...forget the Pats. Go Jets, go Jets!

Whatever dude...forget the Pats. Go Jets, go Jets!

Are you a girl and if so, would you like to have my children?

At any rate: Standings!

NFL - 2008 Regular Season
NFL Team	Conf	Div	W	L	T	Pct	PF	PA	Net Pts	TD	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Streak	Last 5
Tennessee Titans	AFC	ACS	9	0	0	1.000	220	117	103	24	5-0	4-0	3-0	1.000	6-0	1.000	3-0	9W	5-0
New York Giants	NFC	NCE	8	1	0	.889	262	160	102	28	5-0	3-1	3-0	1.000	6-0	1.000	2-1	4W	4-1
Carolina Panthers	NFC	NCS	7	2	0	.778	191	133	58	20	5-0	2-2	2-1	.667	4-2	.667	3-0	3W	4-1
Arizona Cardinals	NFC	NCW	6	3	0	.667	263	208	55	32	4-0	2-3	3-0	1.000	4-2	.667	2-1	2W	4-1
Atlanta Falcons	NFC	NCS	6	3	0	.667	211	174	37	22	4-0	2-3	1-2	.333	4-3	.571	2-0	2W	4-1
Baltimore Ravens	AFC	ACN	6	3	0	.667	212	150	62	24	3-1	3-2	3-1	.750	6-3	.667	0-0	4W	4-1
New England Patriots	AFC	ACE	6	3	0	.667	188	160	28	18	4-1	2-2	2-1	.667	4-3	.571	2-0	1W	3-2
New York Jets	AFC	ACE	6	3	0	.667	255	190	65	30	4-1	2-2	2-1	.667	4-3	.571	2-0	3W	4-1
Pittsburgh Steelers	AFC	ACN	6	3	0	.667	198	140	58	23	2-2	4-1	3-0	1.000	5-1	.833	1-2	1L	3-2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	NFC	NCS	6	3	0	.667	200	147	53	20	4-0	2-3	2-1	.667	5-2	.714	1-1	1W	3-2
Washington Redskins	NFC	NCE	6	3	0	.667	171	168	3	17	3-2	3-1	2-1	.667	5-2	.714	1-1	1L	3-2
Buffalo Bills	AFC	ACE	5	4	0	.556	192	189	3	20	3-1	2-3	0-3	.000	3-3	.500	2-1	3L	1-4
Chicago Bears	NFC	NCN	5	4	0	.556	237	194	43	27	3-2	2-2	3-0	1.000	4-3	.571	1-1	1L	3-2
Dallas Cowboys	NFC	NCE	5	4	0	.556	216	219	-3	27	3-1	2-3	1-2	.333	3-4	.429	2-0	1L	2-3
Denver Broncos	AFC	ACW	5	4	0	.556	224	251	-27	25	3-2	2-2	2-1	.667	3-4	.429	2-0	1W	2-3
Indianapolis Colts	AFC	ACS	5	4	0	.556	191	197	-6	24	2-2	3-2	1-2	.333	4-2	.667	1-2	2W	3-2
Miami Dolphins	AFC	ACE	5	4	0	.556	192	182	10	22	3-2	2-2	2-1	.667	4-3	.571	1-1	3W	3-2
Minnesota Vikings	NFC	NCN	5	4	0	.556	210	215	-5	22	4-1	1-3	2-2	.500	4-2	.667	1-2	2W	4-1
Philadelphia Eagles	NFC	NCE	5	4	0	.556	251	180	71	27	3-2	2-2	0-3	.000	4-4	.500	1-0	1L	3-2
Green Bay Packers	NFC	NCN	4	5	0	.444	237	206	31	27	2-2	2-3	2-1	.667	3-4	.429	1-1	2L	2-3
Jacksonville Jaguars	AFC	ACS	4	5	0	.444	198	186	12	22	1-3	3-2	2-1	.667	3-5	.375	1-0	1W	2-3
New Orleans Saints	NFC	NCS	4	5	0	.444	236	229	7	29	4-1	0-4	1-2	.333	2-4	.333	2-1	1L	2-3
San Diego Chargers	AFC	ACW	4	5	0	.444	244	218	26	27	3-1	1-4	2-1	.667	4-3	.571	0-2	1W	2-3
Cleveland Browns	AFC	ACN	3	6	0	.333	172	194	-22	17	1-4	2-2	1-3	.250	2-4	.333	1-2	2L	2-3
Houston Texans	AFC	ACS	3	6	0	.333	209	254	-45	25	3-2	0-4	0-3	.000	2-5	.286	1-1	2L	3-2
Oakland Raiders	AFC	ACW	2	7	0	.222	113	218	-105	9	1-4	1-3	1-2	.333	2-4	.333	0-3	3L	1-4
San Francisco 49ers	NFC	NCW	2	7	0	.222	195	259	-64	20	1-4	1-3	1-3	.250	2-6	.250	0-1	6L	0-5
Seattle Seahawks	NFC	NCW	2	7	0	.222	170	231	-61	18	1-3	1-4	2-1	.667	2-5	.286	0-2	2L	1-4
St. Louis Rams	NFC	NCW	2	7	0	.222	128	282	-154	12	1-3	1-4	0-2	.000	2-4	.333	0-3	3L	2-3
Cincinnati Bengals	AFC	ACN	1	8	0	.111	125	236	-111	13	1-3	0-5	0-3	.000	1-6	.143	0-2	1W	1-4
Kansas City Chiefs	AFC	ACW	1	8	0	.111	145	243	-98	17	1-3	0-5	1-2	.333	1-5	.167	0-3	5L	0-5
Detroit Lions	NFC	NCN	0	9	0	.000	151	277	-126	17	0-4	0-5	0-4	.000	0-7	.000	0-2	9L	0-5

Burning questions for the upcoming week:

Can the Jets beat the Patriots?
Will the Giants kill another bird?
Are the Detroit Lions ever going to win?
Can any team stop the Tennessee Titans?

Hahahah, nope, i'm a dude. As for those burning questions...yes the Jets can. Giants...most likely will, yes. Lions...winning...hahah! Is that possible? The only team to stop the Titans would be the what, the younger gods? *drum roll* We'll see though, we shall see.

It would be Ironic if the Titan were 11-0 when they played the Lions at 0-11 and the Lions miracously beat them. Never would happen, but would be hell of a lot of funny if it did happen. XD

Hahah, well hey if it does happen, you called it.

So the jets beat the pats 34-31 *Shrug*
I really don't like either team so I don't care.

Also... I believe in Ryan! =O

Ryan/White for 2012!

Lucky that Atlanta does not get to play one of the two New York's finest for the rest of the season.

You fail to mention the playoffs. If we beat Denver, we have a MONUMENTALLY HUGE game against Division leader Carolina next week. We win that, and we'd be 8-3 and have to be nuts to at least say we don't have a shot at making the postseason given the rest of our schedule... I don't remember the exact dates, but I do know they include Min/STL/SD/TB/NO and all of those are winnable games, I'm not saying they'd go 13-3, but Atlanta making the playoffs if they go 11-5 or something like that isn't unreasonable. And then we might play the Giants... maybe... who knows? No one expected the Giants to lol the pats last year >_>

Giant Falcon pancakes or Falcon roast on Jet fuel?

Hmmm....

Heck yea, go Jets! Woo hoo! Matt Ryan in 2012! XDXD! As for Atlanta going against the Panthers...please beat them Falcons. My roommate is a Panthers fan and he won't shut up about them. Go Falcons!

If Ryan, Turner, Norwood, And White all go into beast mode, they will 😛

I just watched my defending champs run roughshod for over 200 yards against the league's top rushing defense in a 30-10 pounding of the Ravens.

So woohoo.

Can the Jets beat the Patriots?
Will the Giants kill another bird?
Are the Detroit Lions ever going to win?
Can any team stop the Tennessee Titans?

Let's answer those questions:

Can the Jets beat the Patriots? A coin toss plus a lovely field goal, the Jets have beaten the Patriots, 34 to 31
Will the Giants kill another bird? By bird meaning the Baltimore Ravens, yes they did.
Are the Detroit Lions ever going to win? Not yet.
Can any team stop the Tennessee Titans? Not yet.

Yes, maybe, lol no, no clue

Yaaaaaay Packers and yay Vikings for losing

Can the Jets beat the Patriots?
Will the Giants kill another bird?
Are the Detroit Lions ever going to win?
Can any team stop the Tennessee Titans?

Let's answer those questions:

Can the Jets beat the Patriots? A coin toss plus a lovely field goal, the Jets have beaten the Patriots, 34 to 31
Will the Giants kill another bird? By bird meaning the Baltimore Ravens, yes they did.
Are the Detroit Lions ever going to win? Not yet.
Can any team stop the Tennessee Titans? Not yet.

Oh yea...who was right? Anywho...my 'Boys just sealed the game. Welcome Romo.

Yes, maybe, lol no, no clue

Yaaaaaay Packers and yay Vikings for losing

You love that neighborhood, don't you.

So... what do you all think the Eagles will get for McNabb after the season is over? A Bears or Raiders 1st rounder maybe? And maybe move Westbrooke for a second or in a package deal? Also, I'm hoping maybe they can somehow get Bill Cowher as coach, as Andy Reid is going to be fired come December 27th.

Speaking of McNabb:

lulz

"I didn't even know that wa in the rule book."

Hahaha! Apparently he isn't alone...neither did one of my friends. As for what the Eagles will get...hmm, yea i'd say a first round Raiders[if they're lucky] pick. Definitely if they throw in Westbrooke...heck they'll get Tebow[he'll take both positions haha] if he enters the draft.

Everyone either forgot there was such a rule or were unaware of it (like me). That's not the only thing that was messed up on week 11, specially if you were a betting man. Evidence of what I'm talking about:

Taken from the Daily News, a New York newspaper.

At any rate, ranking time!

NFL - 2008 Regular Season
NFL Team	Conf	Div	W	L	T	Pct	PF	PA	Net Pts	TD	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Streak	Last 5
Tennessee Titans	AFC	ACS	10	0	0	1.000	244	131	113	27	5-0	5-0	4-0	1.000	7-0	1.000	3-0	10W	5-0
New York Giants	NFC	NCE	9	1	0	.900	292	170	122	32	6-0	3-1	3-0	1.000	6-0	1.000	3-1	5W	5-0
Carolina Panthers	NFC	NCS	8	2	0	.800	222	155	67	24	6-0	2-2	2-1	.667	5-2	.714	3-0	4W	4-1
Arizona Cardinals	NFC	NCW	7	3	0	.700	289	228	61	34	4-0	3-3	4-0	1.000	5-2	.714	2-1	3W	4-1
New York Jets	AFC	ACE	7	3	0	.700	289	221	68	34	4-1	3-2	3-1	.750	5-3	.625	2-0	4W	4-1
Pittsburgh Steelers	AFC	ACN	7	3	0	.700	209	150	59	23	3-2	4-1	3-0	1.000	6-1	.857	1-2	1W	3-2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	NFC	NCS	7	3	0	.700	219	160	59	21	5-0	2-3	2-1	.667	6-2	.750	1-1	2W	4-1
Atlanta Falcons	NFC	NCS	6	4	0	.600	231	198	33	24	4-1	2-3	1-2	.333	4-3	.571	2-1	1L	3-2
Baltimore Ravens	AFC	ACN	6	4	0	.600	222	180	42	25	3-1	3-3	3-1	.750	6-3	.667	0-1	1L	4-1
Dallas Cowboys	NFC	NCE	6	4	0	.600	230	229	1	29	3-1	3-3	2-2	.500	4-4	.500	2-0	1W	2-3
Denver Broncos	AFC	ACW	6	4	0	.600	248	271	-23	28	3-2	3-2	2-1	.667	3-4	.429	3-0	2W	2-3
Indianapolis Colts	AFC	ACS	6	4	0	.600	224	224	0	27	3-2	3-2	2-2	.500	5-2	.714	1-2	3W	3-2
Miami Dolphins	AFC	ACE	6	4	0	.600	209	197	12	24	4-2	2-2	2-1	.667	5-3	.625	1-1	4W	4-1
New England Patriots	AFC	ACE	6	4	0	.600	219	194	25	21	4-2	2-2	2-2	.500	4-4	.500	2-0	1L	3-2
Washington Redskins	NFC	NCE	6	4	0	.600	181	182	-1	18	3-3	3-1	2-2	.500	5-3	.625	1-1	2L	2-3
Philadelphia Eagles	NFC	NCE	5	4	1	.550	264	193	71	28	3-2	2-2-1	0-3	.000	4-4	.500	1-0-1	1T	3-1-1
Buffalo Bills	AFC	ACE	5	5	0	.500	219	218	1	23	3-2	2-3	0-3	.000	3-4	.429	2-1	4L	1-4
Chicago Bears	NFC	NCN	5	5	0	.500	240	231	9	27	3-2	2-3	3-1	.750	4-4	.500	1-1	2L	2-3
Green Bay Packers	NFC	NCN	5	5	0	.500	274	209	65	31	3-2	2-3	3-1	.750	4-4	.500	1-1	1W	3-2
Minnesota Vikings	NFC	NCN	5	5	0	.500	223	234	-11	23	4-1	1-4	2-2	.500	4-3	.571	1-2	1L	3-2
New Orleans Saints	NFC	NCS	5	5	0	.500	266	249	17	32	4-1	1-4	1-2	.333	2-4	.333	3-1	1W	3-2
Cleveland Browns	AFC	ACN	4	6	0	.400	201	221	-20	19	1-4	3-2	1-3	.250	3-4	.429	1-2	1W	2-3
Jacksonville Jaguars	AFC	ACS	4	6	0	.400	212	210	2	24	1-4	3-2	2-2	.500	3-6	.333	1-0	1L	2-3
San Diego Chargers	AFC	ACW	4	6	0	.400	254	229	25	28	3-1	1-5	2-1	.667	4-4	.500	0-2	1L	2-3
Houston Texans	AFC	ACS	3	7	0	.300	236	287	-51	28	3-2	0-5	0-4	.000	2-6	.250	1-1	3L	2-3
San Francisco 49ers	NFC	NCW	3	7	0	.300	230	275	-45	25	2-4	1-3	2-3	.400	3-6	.333	0-1	1W	1-4
Oakland Raiders	AFC	ACW	2	8	0	.200	128	235	-107	10	1-4	1-4	1-2	.333	2-5	.286	0-3	4L	1-4
Seattle Seahawks	NFC	NCW	2	8	0	.200	190	257	-67	21	1-4	1-4	2-2	.500	2-6	.250	0-2	3L	1-4
St. Louis Rams	NFC	NCW	2	8	0	.200	144	317	-173	13	1-3	1-5	0-3	.000	2-5	.286	0-3	4L	1-4
Cincinnati Bengals	AFC	ACN	1	8	1	.150	138	249	-111	14	1-3-1	0-5	0-3	.000	1-6	.143	0-2-1	1T	1-3-1
Kansas City Chiefs	AFC	ACW	1	9	0	.100	165	273	-108	19	1-4	0-5	1-2	.333	1-5	.167	0-4	6L	0-5
Detroit Lions	NFC	NCN	0	10	0	.000	173	308	-135	19	0-4	0-6	0-4	.000	0-8	.000	0-2	10L	0-5

Can the Jets survive their Titan-ic match?
Can the defending Super Bowl champions continue their momentum in the desert?
Will the Detroit Lions ever win a match before the end of the season?
Will Hukos re-insert her "I'm not changing my sig until the Atlanta Falcons win the Super Bowl" sig again?
Will [insert your favorite team here] win a match against [insert your team's next opponent here]?

XDXD! Nice comic. As for Jets and Titans...boy...that's tough. Honestly...I think the Titans might lose this one. Either way it'll be a good one. Giants...have it covered. Lions...no, not unless they play the Chiefs or Bengals anytime soon. 😛 Yea...she will. Haha And my 'Boys are going to cream the...49ers? I'm not sure who we have next. Oops!

Here is my issue with the blown call... they are talking about the gambling impact. The important thing is they blew ANOTHER call.. And I predict the Jets get freight trained. Go Kerry Collins!

I just watched my defending champs show why East beats West in a 37-29 victory over the Arizona Cardinals.

So woohoo.

Coincidentally, Brett Favre and the Jets are the reason Mercury Morris and the 72' Dolphins can pop another bottle of champagne this year. The Titans lost 34-13.

... I predict the Jets get freight trained. Go Kerry Collins!

On one of the newspapers in New York, the New York Post, had its back cover with one small phrase: "FORGET THE TITANS".

At any rate, standings!

NFL - 2008 Regular Season
NFL Team	Conf	Div	W	L	T	Pct	PF	PA	Net Pts	TD	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Streak	Last 5
New York Giants	NFC	NCE	10	1	0	.909	329	199	130	36	6-0	4-1	3-0	1.000	7-0	1.000	3-1	6W	5-0
Tennessee Titans	AFC	ACS	10	1	0	.909	257	165	92	28	5-1	5-0	4-0	1.000	7-1	.875	3-0	1L	4-1
Carolina Panthers	NFC	NCS	8	3	0	.727	250	200	50	27	6-0	2-3	2-2	.500	5-3	.625	3-0	1L	4-1
New York Jets	AFC	ACE	8	3	0	.727	323	234	89	38	4-1	4-2	3-1	.750	6-3	.667	2-0	5W	5-0
Pittsburgh Steelers	AFC	ACN	8	3	0	.727	236	160	76	26	4-2	4-1	4-0	1.000	7-1	.875	1-2	2W	3-2
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	NFC	NCS	8	3	0	.727	257	180	77	26	5-0	3-3	2-1	.667	7-2	.778	1-1	3W	4-1
Arizona Cardinals	NFC	NCW	7	4	0	.636	318	265	53	37	4-1	3-3	4-0	1.000	5-3	.625	2-1	1L	3-2
Atlanta Falcons	NFC	NCS	7	4	0	.636	276	226	50	30	5-1	2-3	2-2	.500	5-3	.625	2-1	1W	3-2
Baltimore Ravens	AFC	ACN	7	4	0	.636	258	187	71	29	4-1	3-3	3-1	.750	6-3	.667	1-1	1W	4-1
Dallas Cowboys	NFC	NCE	7	4	0	.636	265	251	14	32	4-1	3-3	2-2	.500	5-4	.556	2-0	2W	3-2
Indianapolis Colts	AFC	ACS	7	4	0	.636	247	244	3	29	3-2	4-2	2-2	.500	6-2	.750	1-2	4W	4-1
New England Patriots	AFC	ACE	7	4	0	.636	267	222	45	27	4-2	3-2	3-2	.600	5-4	.556	2-0	1W	3-2
Washington Redskins	NFC	NCE	7	4	0	.636	201	199	2	20	3-3	4-1	2-2	.500	6-3	.667	1-1	1W	3-2
Buffalo Bills	AFC	ACE	6	5	0	.545	273	249	24	29	3-2	3-3	0-3	.000	4-4	.500	2-1	1W	1-4
Chicago Bears	NFC	NCN	6	5	0	.545	267	234	33	30	3-2	3-3	3-1	.750	5-4	.556	1-1	1W	3-2
Denver Broncos	AFC	ACW	6	5	0	.545	258	302	-44	29	3-3	3-2	2-2	.500	3-5	.375	3-0	1L	2-3
Miami Dolphins	AFC	ACE	6	5	0	.545	237	245	-8	28	4-3	2-2	2-2	.500	5-4	.556	1-1	1L	4-1
Minnesota Vikings	NFC	NCN	6	5	0	.545	253	246	7	26	4-1	2-4	2-2	.500	4-3	.571	2-2	1W	3-2
New Orleans Saints	NFC	NCS	6	5	0	.545	317	278	39	39	5-1	1-4	1-2	.333	3-4	.429	3-1	2W	3-2
Philadelphia Eagles	NFC	NCE	5	5	1	.500	271	229	42	29	3-2	2-3-1	0-3	.000	4-4	.500	1-1-1	1L	2-2-1
Green Bay Packers	NFC	NCN	5	6	0	.455	303	260	43	35	3-2	2-4	3-1	.750	4-5	.444	1-1	1L	2-3
Cleveland Browns	AFC	ACN	4	7	0	.364	207	237	-30	19	1-5	3-2	1-3	.250	3-5	.375	1-2	1L	2-3
Houston Texans	AFC	ACS	4	7	0	.364	252	293	-41	29	3-2	1-5	0-4	.000	3-6	.333	1-1	1W	2-3
Jacksonville Jaguars	AFC	ACS	4	7	0	.364	224	240	-16	25	1-5	3-2	2-2	.500	3-6	.333	1-1	2L	1-4
San Diego Chargers	AFC	ACW	4	7	0	.364	274	252	22	30	3-2	1-5	2-1	.667	4-5	.444	0-2	2L	1-4
Oakland Raiders	AFC	ACW	3	8	0	.273	159	245	-86	14	1-4	2-4	2-2	.500	3-5	.375	0-3	1W	1-4
San Francisco 49ers	NFC	NCW	3	8	0	.273	252	310	-58	27	2-4	1-4	2-3	.400	3-7	.300	0-1	1L	1-4
Seattle Seahawks	NFC	NCW	2	9	0	.182	207	277	-70	23	1-5	1-4	2-2	.500	2-7	.222	0-2	4L	1-4
St. Louis Rams	NFC	NCW	2	9	0	.182	147	344	-197	13	1-4	1-5	0-3	.000	2-6	.250	0-3	5L	0-5
Cincinnati Bengals	AFC	ACN	1	9	1	.136	148	276	-128	15	1-3-1	0-6	0-4	.000	1-7	.125	0-2-1	1L	1-3-1
Kansas City Chiefs	AFC	ACW	1	10	0	.091	196	327	-131	23	1-5	0-5	1-2	.333	1-6	.143	0-4	7L	0-5
Detroit Lions	NFC	NCN	0	11	0	.000	193	346	-153	21	0-5	0-6	0-4	.000	0-9	.000	0-2	11L	0-5

I guess the Detroit Lions won't get a chance to defeat the Titans (Go Jets, original Titans). I get the feeling the Titans will get their revenge on the hapless Lions.

Burning questions:
Which bird will be cooked for the other?
Will the Lions win their next game?
Will the Jets and Giants continue their streaks?
Will your team beat it's next opponent?

1) I'm kind of hoping the Eagles pull it out, if only because it'll give the Giants a chance to extend their streak of wins over teams with winning records the week after next.

2) Maybe.

3) Yes (I'm actually being serious here; can you say the Gotham Bowl?).

4) See above.

Andy Reid is one blow out away from being fired and this season being a bona fide disaster, rather than waiting until the end of the year. Of course, I think I know who the coach will be for the Eagles after putting in some thought, though it won't happen until the end of the year: Steve Spagnuolo. Mark my words.

Dreamer, I'm a dude >.>
But I might consider it, seeing as the falcons beat the panthers 45-28 sunday with Turner the Burner getting 4 TDs

Mmm delicious NFL actions.

Lets see what we've got this week in NY NFLings...

Giants at Redskins? Pfffft, Giants baby. o.-

Broncos at Jets? Maaaaan with the way Denver's been playing, I see the Jets crushing them most heinously. Maybe they can stay in the game if Jay Cutler puts up giga numbers. I'm not really a Jets fan, but I like Brett Favre. And if there is an epic New York Superbowl, I cannot wait to see the wars that erupt around here. NYC would be a craaaazy place.

Gotham Bowl! Hahahah! Nice one Ultra. Anywho...Dallas. Woo hoo!! That's what i'm talking about. And Jets and Titans...I like them both...so the outcome was good and bad at the same time. =/

But you forget, the Jets lost to the Raiders. So anything's possible. I just hope we take San Diego seriously here. If we do, we can definitely come away with a win, but getting cocky will probably nail us with a loss...

What do you guys think about Micheal Turner being in the MVP discussion?

I just watched my defending champs roll over the Redskins in a 23-7 victory, simultaneously putting away all talk about how the Redskins were a different team when they lost 16-7 to the Giants in Week 1.

So woohoo.

11-1. Delicious. ;D

Anyone else catch the hit Clark laid on Wes Welker in the Steelers/Patriots game?

I just watched my defending champs roll over the Redskins in a 23-7 victory, simultaneously putting away all talk about how the Redskins were a different team when they lost 16-7 to the Giants in Week 1.

So woohoo.

Well they appear to be a different team to me. A worse one. *high fives* =P But no I didn't see it Castor...wish I did though. XD!

I just watched my defending champs roll over the Redskins in a 23-7 victory, simultaneously putting away all talk about how the Redskins were a different team when they lost 16-7 to the Giants in Week 1.

So woohoo.

Well they appear to be a different team to me. A worse one. *high fives* =P But no I didn't see it Castor...wish I did though. XD!

Castor linked it in his post. o.o

Silly me. LOL Thanks Ultra! But yea...wow. Mr.Welker...is dead.

** moment of silence **

At any rate, rankings!

NFL Team	Conf	Div	W	L	T	Pct	PF	PA	Net Pts	TD	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Streak	Last 5
New York Giants	NFC	NCE	11	1	0	.917	352	206	146	38	6-0	5-1	4-0	1.000	8-0	1.000	3-1	7W	5-0
Tennessee Titans	AFC	ACS	11	1	0	.917	304	175	129	33	5-1	6-0	4-0	1.000	7-1	.875	4-0	1W	4-1
Carolina Panthers	NFC	NCS	9	3	0	.750	285	231	54	32	6-0	3-3	2-2	.500	6-3	.667	3-0	1W	4-1
Pittsburgh Steelers	AFC	ACN	9	3	0	.750	269	170	99	29	4-2	5-1	4-0	1.000	8-1	.889	1-2	3W	4-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	NFC	NCS	9	3	0	.750	280	200	80	28	6-0	3-3	3-1	.750	8-2	.800	1-1	4W	4-1
Atlanta Falcons	NFC	NCS	8	4	0	.667	298	242	56	32	5-1	3-3	2-2	.500	5-3	.625	3-1	2W	4-1
Baltimore Ravens	AFC	ACN	8	4	0	.667	292	190	102	33	4-1	4-3	4-1	.800	7-3	.700	1-1	2W	4-1
Dallas Cowboys	NFC	NCE	8	4	0	.667	299	260	39	36	5-1	3-3	2-2	.500	6-4	.600	2-0	3W	4-1
Indianapolis Colts	AFC	ACS	8	4	0	.667	257	250	7	30	3-2	5-2	2-2	.500	7-2	.778	1-2	5W	5-0
New York Jets	AFC	ACE	8	4	0	.667	340	268	72	40	4-2	4-2	3-1	.750	6-4	.600	2-0	1L	4-1
Arizona Cardinals	NFC	NCW	7	5	0	.583	338	313	25	40	4-1	3-4	4-0	1.000	5-4	.556	2-1	2L	3-2
Denver Broncos	AFC	ACW	7	5	0	.583	292	319	-27	33	3-3	4-2	2-2	.500	4-5	.444	3-0	1W	3-2
Miami Dolphins	AFC	ACE	7	5	0	.583	253	257	-4	29	4-3	3-2	2-2	.500	5-4	.556	2-1	1W	4-1
Minnesota Vikings	NFC	NCN	7	5	0	.583	287	260	27	30	5-1	2-4	3-2	.600	5-3	.625	2-2	2W	4-1
New England Patriots	AFC	ACE	7	5	0	.583	277	255	22	28	4-3	3-2	3-2	.600	5-5	.500	2-0	1L	2-3
Washington Redskins	NFC	NCE	7	5	0	.583	208	222	-14	21	3-4	4-1	2-3	.400	6-4	.600	1-1	1L	2-3
Philadelphia Eagles	NFC	NCE	6	5	1	.542	319	249	70	35	4-2	2-3-1	0-3	.000	5-4	.556	1-1-1	1W	2-2-1
Buffalo Bills	AFC	ACE	6	6	0	.500	276	259	17	29	3-3	3-3	0-3	.000	4-4	.500	2-2	1L	1-4
Chicago Bears	NFC	NCN	6	6	0	.500	281	268	13	32	3-2	3-4	3-2	.600	5-5	.500	1-1	1L	2-3
New Orleans Saints	NFC	NCS	6	6	0	.500	337	301	36	41	5-1	1-5	1-3	.250	3-5	.375	3-1	1L	3-2
Green Bay Packers	NFC	NCN	5	7	0	.417	334	295	39	38	3-3	2-4	3-1	.750	4-6	.400	1-1	2L	1-4
Houston Texans	AFC	ACS	4	7	0	.364	252	293	-41	29	3-2	1-5	0-4	.000	3-6	.333	1-1	1W	2-3
Jacksonville Jaguars	AFC	ACS	4	7	0	.364	224	240	-16	25	1-5	3-2	2-2	.500	3-6	.333	1-1	2L	1-4
Cleveland Browns	AFC	ACN	4	8	0	.333	213	247	-34	19	1-6	3-2	1-3	.250	3-6	.333	1-2	2L	1-4
San Diego Chargers	AFC	ACW	4	8	0	.333	290	274	16	32	3-3	1-5	2-1	.667	4-5	.444	0-3	3L	1-4
San Francisco 49ers	NFC	NCW	4	8	0	.333	262	313	-51	28	2-4	2-4	2-3	.400	3-7	.300	1-1	1W	2-3
Oakland Raiders	AFC	ACW	3	9	0	.250	172	265	-93	15	1-5	2-4	2-3	.400	3-6	.333	0-3	1L	1-4
Kansas City Chiefs	AFC	ACW	2	10	0	.167	216	340	-124	25	1-5	1-5	2-2	.500	2-6	.250	0-4	1W	1-4
Seattle Seahawks	NFC	NCW	2	10	0	.167	216	311	-95	23	1-5	1-5	2-2	.500	2-8	.200	0-2	5L	0-5
St. Louis Rams	NFC	NCW	2	10	0	.167	159	360	-201	13	1-5	1-5	0-3	.000	2-6	.250	0-4	6L	0-5
Cincinnati Bengals	AFC	ACN	1	10	1	.125	151	310	-159	15	1-4-1	0-6	0-5	.000	1-8	.111	0-2-1	2L	1-3-1
Detroit Lions	NFC	NCN	0	12	0	.000	203	393	-190	22	0-6	0-6	0-4	.000	0-9	.000	0-3	12L	0-5

My Jets will avenge their defeat!
My Giants will continue to squash their competition!
And the Lions are looking to perfection: The perfect losing season.
How's your team doin'?

http://nyg.scout.com/2/816606.html

So I guess you guys heard Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg. LOL

Who is This Plaxico of Whom You Speak?

I assure you nurse, I am Harris Smith. Have been all my life. Unfortunately, I was struck by some stray gunfire in the course of my work as a collector of antiquities. These are the hazards that attend that line of work, I'm afraid. Some folks are awful sensitive about their 18th century chinoiserie cabinets. Especially if they're located in an Applebee's.

I meet the description of whom? Sorry, I don't follow the tabloids much. My exposure to the outside world consists of watching a little NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, curling up and reading my Economist with some yerba mate. Maybe listen to a little All Things Considered if I'm in the mood for whimsy. I find sports mostly disagreeable, though an impromptu game of squash is a fine divertissement from the day's labors. My friend, uh, Eeeeeeeee….Elmer. Elmer taught it to me.

Plaxico? No, I know no one by that name. That we are both towering lanky black men is an odd quirk of fate. Super Bowl ring? No, that's my class ring. We were also the Giants. I agree it is nice for a high school ring, thank you. No, the Smith family would never give one of their own such a garish-sounding name. Plaxico. Ugh. It offends the tongue.

[Kid with a Giants hat dashes into the room]

"Hey mister. My dad says you jog through your routes when you're not the primary target."

Heh heh heh. Children. Such fanciful imaginations they have.

[Turns back to nurse, flashes kid the gun he has stowed in his waistband. Kid runs off.]

Yes, yes, run along, scamp. Get into more monkeyshines while you can.

Where were we?

Yes, the bullet in my leg.

Can you do something about that? It might adversely affect my career. In antiquities. Must be in top physical form to lug all that furniture around. In an Applebee's.

HAHAHAHH! Ultra, Ultra, Ultra...you silly, silly man.

*points to post title*

"Courtesy of KSK" = "Not written by Ultra."

However, more Plaxico news: he's been suspended for the rest of the regular season.

Smart move by the Giants, in my opinion. That he's gotten other players involved with his troubles is probably the last straw.

In other news...(awaits the undoubtedly epic SEC Championship between Gators and a Tide about to Roll them over...with CRIMSON!)

Hahah! I need to be more observant. I didn't read the post title. >_< You did post it here though...so yea...I don't know. But d00d! RTR!!! Yeeeaaahhhh!

*points to post title*

"Courtesy of KSK" = "Not written by Ultra."

Told you KSK was awesome.

*checks site* Oooh, new Marmalard post. You betta ASK SOMEBOOOOODAAAAAAAAAY

Dammit, Chiefs! You blew it! You were supposed to be bad enough to go 0-16! You're not supposed to be WINNING games, especially not against undefeated division rivals! Now the Lions are gonna get all the "we're ****ing horrible in every aspect" glory!

Took a while, but FIXED.

The more I read about Mr. Plaxico, the more I DON'T want to watch the Giants play. Then again, I work on Sundays so I don't have a choice.

You guys need to watch how New York presents sports: it's fed forcibly, you just want to puke.

The more I read about Mr. Plaxico, the more I DON'T want to watch the Giants play. Then again, I work on Sundays so I don't have a choice.

You guys need to watch how New York presents sports: it's fed forcibly, you just want to puke.

At least they're not the Cowboys, where Mr. Jerry Jones would've chalked it up to 'Plaxico being Plaxico'. And maybe fined him without suspending him. I'm actually fine with Burress being gone for the rest of the regular season; the Giants have proven they could win without him. And that Eli's actually better in the games where Plaxico DOESN'T play.

Woot! Falcons are 8-4 and in control of their own destiny, meaning... if they win out... THEY ARE GUARENTEED TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
Too bad two of their last four are against division rivals. I think we can beat New Orleans, though it being a road game, will not be easy especially after we beat them prior and Tamba Bay is never easy v_v
They always seem to find a way to humiliate us... X_X

Your signature is still missing.

I'm lazy.

After last week's disappointing loss to the Eagles (give credit to Brian Westbrook though; that man's a Giant-killer when he's healthy), I'm hoping my defending champs will knock off any hopes of Dallas reaching the playoffs with a win tomorrow.