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New toy that imitates rape. (link removed)

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(@sonicv2)
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(SSS EDIT: Content warning. Also, MASSIVE STUPIDITY WARNING.)

TERG EDIT: Ya know what? The peanut gallery in chat is right. Link is removed and this topic is getting locked down. Reason: the website linked to has more inappropriate pictures. Plus this is pretty tasteless for this board.

Cause making this kind of toy for children is totally the right to do. Also, it shows the picture of the doll's womanhood being penetrated by a pen. >_>[/link]

Which is worse: The disembodied pencil sharpener about which I posted yesterday, or "Lusty Linda" which adds a cartoony, grinning face to the concept?
Before you give your final answer, let me give you the full specs on this beauty. You'll note from the packaging that Lusty Linda can utter "8 lusty sayings," which fall into one of two categories"good mood" or "bad mood," controlled by the click of a switch. Says one site (screen cap) that sells Lusty Linda, "too bad all women did not have such a switch." Ho ho ho!

In her "good mood," Lusty Linda says things like "Oh so good, do that again" and "Yes!" In her "bad mood," Lusty Linda says things like "Ow!" and "Help! Help!" (Though she never loses her grin!) Talk about art imitating life. I don't know about the rest of you gals, but nothing puts me in a "bad mood" like being raped! Trust Lusty Linda to speak the truth.

I love that the warning on this box is a choking hazard, and not just because the product nearly made me choke. I just think it's hilarious that the possibility of a child choking on a piece of Lusty Linda necessitates a warning, despite the fact that a parent who lets a child get close enough to this thing to choke on its pieces obviously doesn't give a @#%$ about their kid's health in the first place.

 
(@Anonymous)
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I don't know why you think it's for children. My grandpa loves this kind of crap.

Also o.o in general @ you posting this

 
(@deckman92)
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why are you posting about sex toys?

 
(@sonicv2)
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To show how far the human race has sink so low.

You think, I WANT you to have this toy? O_o

 
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Sunk so low?

you act as though things like this haven't previously existed

or that they serve as some greater overview of society as a whole as opposed to a novelty of a crude joke

 
(@deckman92)
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i don't think you do

i think you are simply misinterpreting the intended target audience of the toy

and its level of importance

 
(@ctsucks-007)
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This looks like type of thing Quagmire would love.

"He's Quagmire... Quagmire... You never really know what he's gonna do next. He's Quagmire... Quagmire..."

Quagmire: *bursts through the screen like porky pig* GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY, LETS HAVE SEX! :D

 
(@samanfur-the-fox)
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I agree that you've probably got the target audience wrong. The choking hazard warning is there for health and safety reasons, because society is so litigious that you need to tell people common sense things so that they can't claim that things are A Bad Idea (TM), not because children of those ages're being encouraged to play with these things.

I agree that it's a nasty little concept, but it's nothing unusual - bits and pieces of bad taste like this're available from gadget and tat shops all over, and have been for decades.

 
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Did anyone else notice how perfectly the quote in SonicV2's sig followed his news post?

 
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