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(@avesthefox)
Posts: 18
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Topic starter
 

Greetings all,
I'm friends with Toby. He kinda talked me into joining these forums, so I did.

Love the layout for this board, btw. The background image works rather well. =)

 
(@nukeallthewhales_1722027993)
Posts: 1044
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Greetings all,
I'm friends with Toby. He kinda talked me into joining these forums, so I did.

That was rather mean of him!!!!!1

Also welcome to the world of tomorrow!

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
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Greetings, hope you enjoy your time here at the MoFo. By the way, *steals shoelaces.*

 
(@avesthefox)
Posts: 18
Eminent Member
Topic starter
 

xD

I'm feeling rather amused

 
(@toby-underwood)
Posts: 2398
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Misread that as Newbie Eating. Ah well. I'll take these as they do NOT belong to you Swanson... *shoelace STEAL*

And do this.

*Sets up*

~Tobe

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
Noble Member
 

Fine, keep the shoelaces I have something better *steals shoes.*

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

What, does she have some sort of monopoly on shoe-laces!?

Anyways, welcome...

 
(@toby-underwood)
Posts: 2398
Noble Member
 

Yes, and when she comes online I'm going to buy a castle with my winnings.

~Tobe

 
(@nukeallthewhales_1722027993)
Posts: 1044
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~Tobe

Picture needs more TITS!....

Also she be in canadaland, thus she'll come to get you! RUN!

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
Posts: 1702
Noble Member
 

Hiya! Welcome to the MoFo. Upon entering this establishment, you forfeit your sanity to the house. That said...

WE OWN YOUR SANITY!!!

*steals your sanity*

Enjoy your stay, and beware of LNR.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
Posts: 4885
Illustrious Member
 

Welcome friend of Underwood. May your sentance to our insanity be eternal.

Mwahahahaha.

 
(@sonicv2)
Posts: 2191
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Topic creator, RUN!

Get out of here while you still can! This board is what it seems to be and Toby isn't the great man you think he is. Because he's now controlled by.... BLARGH!

*neck gets snapped. Two tough guys in suits come and drags the body away. Seconds later, an obvious robotic replica comes*

MetalV2: This is a great place and Toby is a great man. All are welcome. All are welcome.

 
(@mofir-gale-chao)
Posts: 49
Trusted Member
 

Calm down.

It is perfectly safe. They just toss your shoes/laces in the footwear room and you can grab it later.

Same goes for the sanity. Yes, they just toss it in the footwear room.

 
(@robobotnik)
Posts: 1396
Noble Member
 

Hi there!

Now run! Run before she gets your shoelaces!

 
(@avesthefox)
Posts: 18
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Topic starter
 

I have plenty of shoelaces in stock, so steal as many as you need. as for shoes.... I took up the life of a hobbit... Hobbits don't wear shoes!

I lost my sanity the day I met Toby... I think nearly a decade back

Ah well xD

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
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Your making this too much of a task, Aves. *Cuts off Aves' feet and steals them.*

 
(@Anonymous)
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Welcome to the MoFo, Aves. Your destiny awaits you!

 
(@toby-underwood)
Posts: 2398
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Point taken: Swanson has a foot fetish.

~Tobe

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
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Only on Tuesdays.

 
(@philkirby)
Posts: 111
Estimable Member
 

Welcome to the boards!

I'm PhilKirby the nobody to lose the newb status you must poke Lighthead with a stick

 
(@shigeru-akari)
Posts: 1055
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VVelcome.

 
(@avesthefox)
Posts: 18
Eminent Member
Topic starter
 

Aw well gee!

Now I'm a short lil hobbit fox with nubs where me feet used to be!

Curse you!

 
(@philkirby)
Posts: 111
Estimable Member
 

That made me giggle.

 
(@arikyrenne)
Posts: 663
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hello and welcome to the Mobius Forum!^^

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
Posts: 2723
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Hello, and welcome to the forum, newbie. I'm Kaze, resident talking chao. Hope you have fun while you're here.

Enjoy your stay, and beware of LNR.

...you all need to stop giving me evil ideas.

Like this monstrosity of a doodle! Brought to you by MS PAINT!
*sits in a chair and eats popcorn, waiting...*
*is also fully aware that this looks REALLY BAD*

 
(@hiro0015)
Posts: 2915
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Hi new person dude girl it thing

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
Posts: 1702
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Hello, and welcome to the forum, newbie. I'm Kaze, resident talking chao. Hope you have fun while you're here.

Enjoy your stay, and beware of LNR.

...you all need to stop giving me evil ideas.

Like this monstrosity of a doodle! Brought to you by MS PAINT!
*sits in a chair and eats popcorn, waiting...*
*is also fully aware that this looks REALLY BAD*

Somebody add that to the archive of "Images to Scar People for the Rest of Their Lives."

 
(@hypersonic2003)
Posts: 5035
Illustrious Member
 

XDXD! What is that thing!? @ nakedness Anywho...Avesthefox...welcome. I'm sorry...but there's no turning back now. Your life will never be the same...never.

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
Posts: 2232
Noble Member
 

Welcome, do come in. May I offer you a drink? Wine? Lemonade? Blood of the innocent? We cater for all tastes here.. Allow me to give you the guided tour. Don't be afraid, I know this forum... intimatly.

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
Posts: 2723
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Somebody add that to the archive of "Images to Scar People for the Rest of Their Lives."

Don't forget this one, too! Now with more HAIR!!

... Okay, that's enough spamming. I think I got carried away here. D:

 
(@saffronic)
Posts: 198
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I am gravely offended by this image. I demand it be taken down.

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
Noble Member
 

I'm gravely offended by YOU!!

 
(@avesthefox)
Posts: 18
Eminent Member
Topic starter
 

I once saw an image similar to that. only it had Snively.

came upon it by accident

had nightmares for many weeks after

Therefor the pictures in this thread, I'm completely immuned to

 
(@hidoikijo)
Posts: 608
Honorable Member
 

Wooooow got to the end of the thread and now I'm nauseated!

Please donate a spare razor or waxing kit to him!

Anywho, Welcome Aves... seeing as you sanity and shoelaces have already been taken, I'm thinking you wouldn't mind being my guinea pig for my experiments! *poke*

I'm the self-proclaimed science lord of this here forum XD

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
Posts: 2723
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I once saw an image similar to that. only it had Snively.

came upon it by accident

had nightmares for many weeks after

Therefor the pictures in this thread, I'm completely immuned to

o.o ...Well, I'd never though I'd see the day-- a forumer immune to the likes of LNR.

Although I have a new evil idea now. Ke ke ke ke ke~. >=D
*runs off to gather pencil and paper*

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

I once saw an image similar to that. only it had Snively.

came upon it by accident

had nightmares for many weeks after

Therefor the pictures in this thread, I'm completely immuned to

o.o ...Well, I'd never though I'd see the day-- a forumer immune to the likes of LNR.

Although I have a new evil idea now. Ke ke ke ke ke~. >=D
*runs off to gather pencil and paper*

What horror is she going to cook up now!?

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
Posts: 1702
Noble Member
 

I once saw an image similar to that. only it had Snively.

came upon it by accident

had nightmares for many weeks after

Therefor the pictures in this thread, I'm completely immuned to

o.o ...Well, I'd never though I'd see the day-- a forumer immune to the likes of LNR.

Although I have a new evil idea now. Ke ke ke ke ke~. >=D
*runs off to gather pencil and paper*

What horror is she going to cook up now!?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 
(@toby-underwood)
Posts: 2398
Noble Member
 

Don't worry Kaze, it's because I pass him pictures CERTAIN people link me to. Plus I think he has a Robotnik fetish.

~Tobe

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
Posts: 2723
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I'm not worried at all. I'll just keep cooking up new ways to scar people for the rest of their lives.

 
(@toby-underwood)
Posts: 2398
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You have learned well.

~Tobe

 
(@gemajinn)
Posts: 328
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Welcome to the Mobius Forum Avesthefox! I hope you enjoy your time here & that Toby didn't mislead you too badly when he told you about us. (If he told you we were all ecclectic, eccentric & generally insane, then he stuck pretty close to the truth)!

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

Welcome to the MoFo! *hands newbie a Pi* This will now become your eternal prison! Thanks for shopping a the Bendit Megastore and have a nice Apocolypse!

 
(@avesthefox)
Posts: 18
Eminent Member
Topic starter
 

Don't worry Kaze, it's because I pass him pictures CERTAIN people link me to. Plus I think he has a Robotnik fetish.

~Tobe

I have my fetishes just as the next person does, but its nowhere near faty robotic eveil scientists probing tiny helpless minions.

And no, I will not admit what fetishes I do have. All I can tell you is that they are normal fetishes...

...............

I just put myself into a very bad corner.. didn't I?

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

I can feel the fetishist aura around you.

 
(@spawn-warrior)
Posts: 308
Reputable Member
 

I'm glad you posted here Avesthefox, please feel free to contribute alot more to these forums, in this message board, since that would certainly be very greatfully appreciated.

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
Posts: 2232
Noble Member
 

Tell me more ;3

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
Posts: 2354
Noble Member
 

Welcome to the boards, Ave. Feel comfortable in this board. Glad to hear your sanity's in well kept hands, even if those hands happen to be Rico's.

Also.

** saves LNR pictures for future use **

 
(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
Posts: 620
Honorable Member
 

Welcome aboard, Aves. I see you have already met resident Awesome (me).

And don't let Toby fool you. He didn't make you join. The truth is, I lured you in. I'm hotness like that.

=D

< /ego trip>

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

So when do we set him on fire?

 
(@Anonymous)
Posts: 0
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So when do we set him on fire?

Such a clause receives no mention in the Mandate Of Heaven!

 
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