Good evening, MoFoers! I'm your intrepid reporter here to keep you up to date with the new, shocking and horrifying news, hot off the streets of the Mobious Forums! 😮
Various members of the Mobius Forum woke up today in shock, at having found silly glasses glued onto their faces!
As yet a suspect has not been declared, however Administrators and Moderators alike have their suspicions, as ChibiBecca has reportedly not emerged from her Pillow Fortress of Doom today.
ChibiBecca issued a statement of 'No comment >.>' when this sneekily unnamed reporter tried to contact her.
"I was shocked, just shocked." Samanfur is reported as saying in a statement earlier today. "and a bit amused as well..." she added, looking away from the camera.
"Funny glasses? In MY mobius Forum?!" retorted Craig Bayfield, before catching sight of himself in a mirror.
This was closely followed by Psxphile tapping him on the shoulder, with a statement of "It's more likely than you think."
On seeing Craig with his new moustache, Sagey had the following to say: "Well, actually it really suits him... looks quite sexy if you ask me. ;D Though it needs something... maybe a nice bushy set of kitty ears..."
Erika the Ocelot is reported to have gone into severe cardiac arrest upon beholding her reflection, as shown in the above image.
Ashide Bunni was apparently mostly unaffected, and instead was seen razzing people down town. Thanks to the cunning disguise pasted on her face, it took people a while to realise it was her.
Crimson Darkwolfe was also amongst those seeming to take this in their stride.
"Yeah, well, it's not gonna make much difference, is it now?" he grinned. "I mean, we all know regardless of anything silly on my face, I'm still the sexiest beast around." He had to be restrained shortly thereafter for the safety of the female interviewer.
Police have been keeping an even more careful eye on HPA than before after observing him today.
Samus Aran is reported to have woken up screaming, with the initial misconception that a Metroid had attacked her in her sleep.
Tergonaut is reported to have woken up screaming, after dreaming he was Samus Aran being attacked by a Metroid in her sleep.
Vector gave this official statement: "I don't know what you people are laughing about. Is there something between my teeth?"
GT was reported to have been even more insane today than usual.
Dr Lighthead's hat has been placed in quarantine after displaying a disturbing level of sentience.
And a higher volume of insane peals of laughter were heard coming from Dub's office today.
he only response gotten from SilverShadow upon questioning was a puzzled look, followed by a glance in a nearby reflective surface, shortly followed by a murderous glare.
Ultra was the first to discover his nose made a funny noise when pressed. Others reported it to become less funny after the 500th time he honked it.
When asked for their opinion in this interview, a random assortment of MoFoers only responded with 'ARGHHHH!!'
And in other news, was Terg really seen in a tutu, or were the reporter's eyes deceived? More to be reported at the news at 11! 😮
haha awesome 
Happy 9k Becca
That makes HPA look even hawter. :3
~Tobe
it was either going to be some crummy over nine thousaaaaand joke, or more EYEBROWS.. you all got off lightly. 
well, i can't take credit for the writing, silvershadow helped me a lot there. ^^ *cookies to him!*
My Will sprite edited my pillow fortress!
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Happy 9000th! Now's the time to start moisturizing
I'll be sure to beat him severely. And Grats
~Tobe
The glasses hide my secret identity, now nobody will ever know about my secret life as a crime fighter!
*Fires a grappel off into the skyline and swoops away with Becca in his arms*
:O
Someone must stop them before it gets worse!
Although...it may not effect me much, I already have glasses, a red nose (cold), and a silly mustache... <.<
Vegeta wishes you a happy 9K. :3
~SilverShadow.
But it isn't over 9000 @ Bryan... It is EXACTLY 9k 😯
NOW she's over 9k though
This thread is full of win.
And not just because I'm in it! XP
Seriously, an excellent combination of progressive pictures and writing.
WHAT? SILLY GLASSES?!
Give me the tutu Terg.
~Tobe
Today on news at twelve!
Giant eyebrows keep appearing randomly on images and forumers alike! 😮
What can stop this plauge?
and what has Kaze to do with it?!
:<
For no real answers and endless speculation, keep tuned! 😮
My eyebrows win forever.
~Tobe
*giggles like a loon*
Becca, you crazy!
Actually, Terg looks rather spiffy in a tutu.
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Ultra was the first to discover his nose made a funny noise when pressed. Others reported it to become less funny after the 500th time he honked it.
That's a very accurate summation of my early years here. o.o
Whether that's still true is up to debate.
Happy 9K Becca! I always like skits of MoFo humor. 😀
*Gasp!* This latest footage leads me to only one conclusion.
There was a lost Marx Brother, Vegito!
I am disappointed there is a lack of Grounder eyebrows in this thread. Still, congrats and this place is full of win.
What? I'm not good enough, Becca?! D:
Maybe it's because my avatar doesn't have eyes in this pic. >.>
lol congrats on the 9k. And you should have done the "over 9000" on your second post in here. ^^
Haha Happy 9000, Becca! *tilts his avatar*
This entire thread made me laugh off my impending boredom. XD
Congrats on the 9k, Becca.
"SUP DAWGS SORRY IM LATE HAD TO GO ROBOSLAP ME SUM HOS WHERE YOU AT?"
then the time i took editing those avatars with a rather slow laptop + jumpy mouse was well worth it. ^.^
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Actually, Terg looks rather spiffy in a tutu.
he does indeed, and although i posted that picture in the SPA yonks ago, i didn't want it to die a sad death. ;; TuTuTerg will live on!
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you should have done the "over 9000" on your second post in here. ^^
*points to the title of her second post* o-o that's the most you'll get!
*cookies to everyone else and spork waggles at those not getting an edit* i just grabbed those i could see at the time and looked editable.. i messed up as so many of them had transparent backgrounds. i'd have spent days editing all of them. o@; i'm not that daft!
*chases psx with her spork* you can't hide your 10k from us that easy!
see, look? grounder is displeased!
so very displeased that they're multiplying! oo;
eek, they're starting to fly! *runs for cover* ><;
YAY for blind luck! That little Rabbid looks so happy.
Comgrabtumalations Becca.
OMG Becca. xD xD xD
Happy 9k! 8D
huzzah, two people changed their avatars! ^^
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Done. Ahem. Yeah. 3 now.
*joy! glee!*
eh, might as well... That and I haven't changed mine since... 2004? 2005?
XD!
congrats@the 9k!^^
Happy 9k, Becca!
Makes me wonder what you're planning for the next kilo...
i've a whole 992 or so posts to plot.. so you never know!
(i might even plan in advance the next time. >>; )
I remember when I was celebrating Kiloposts...all that time ago...
Didn't I write a story for one of them..? Or was that just a random thing, I remember blowing up HQ Tower.
Congratulations on the Kilopost though.
Make that 4 people who've changed their avatars. It's about time I made some sort of change anyways. :>
you have no idea how much random amusement i'm getting from seeing those avatars randomly about the place. ^^
Oh man that's hilarious. At first I thought it was a Vortex Box, but then I'm like "No, its Becca. wha..WHA IS THIS?!?!"
Yeah, totally gotta dry out my keyboard. Water..All over it.
