Well, google and the papers are a liter with news stories about the latest liberal failing.
President Obama loves PiE. Cite http://newsgathered.gather.com/viewArticle.action%3FarticleId%3D281474978195829%26grpId%3D3659174697243100&ei=P0XWS7qNE5iMNZv1jdMD&sa=X&oi=news_article&resnum=1&ct=result&cd=1&ved=0CDQQqQIoATAA&usg=AFQjCNHCwmgyKJCq638DR6WChYfqRsiHa Q">my sources? SURE!
This begs the question. Why the hell can't the liberal candidates just resist the flaky crusts and cherry filling long enough to run their countries? Must we be doomed to suffer repressed republican presidents or PiE craving liberal sleeze?
I always respected the man, too. He even schools our British prime minister's on proper public relations. How could that smiling man with the firm handshake be such a PiE fiend behind closed doors? HOW! Does Michelle know?! DOES SHE?!
We need to get Obama and Woods into PiE addiction therapy, right away. It's the only way to prevent the scandals from derailing this nation! *Slams desk*
I don't know what's more tragic: that Obama has a closet PiE fetish or...that news organisations devote their time to finding this out.
Also, I predict in the elections next month that Barack Obama will be elected PM, riding on a surging tide of popularity among coppers all across England.
Allow me a schoolgirl giggle.
teeheeheehee. :3
~Tobe
Associated Press, you so CRAAZY.
Off Topic: oh no... epi, my mofo nickname, spelled scrambled SOMEHOW spells Pie, a revelation I came to not much earlier from reading this post.
I am DOOMED to be eaten by Obama.
Reminds me of the following Onion video:
*looks at epi's post*
*twitches*
*opens mouth to say something*
*thinks better of it*
*wanders off, shaking head*
*looks at epi's post*
*twitches*
*opens mouth to say something*
*thinks better of it*
*wanders off, shaking head*
Forgive me for adding nothing but fluff but I can't help but laugh furiously upon reading this 
That would be the Magic of Sam at work. 
The PiE revelation - now also in user nickname form!
Allow me also a giggle. :3
Ooooh dear. PiEsonic. haHA.
~Tobe
Someone please change his name to that! I will die with laughter (and yes, I am aware of what PiE is.)
Is it something other than the flaky, creamy pie that I know?
Also: My random attempts at random unclever cleverness just arent clever. Wait, what? There I go again... anyways, forgive my stupidity. Lol.
EDIT: Dang it. My name is still not PiEsonic. That would be epic.
XD
He really has no idea.
Should we tell him? Or at least point him in the right direction?
*proceeds to giggle immaturely*
Where's Jin when you need him?
XD
He really has no idea.
Should we tell him? Or at least point him in the right direction?
No because if you do, he'll never learn! 
Okay, I won't.
I still see no PiEsonic, this makes me a sad panda.
Far be it from me to ignore a user's request for a name change.
Paid for by the SS for YukuOP committee.
*chants*
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*chants*
Do it! Do it! Do it!
I did it 35 minutes ago. Take a look at his posts~
*Giggles to self* I have done truly terrible things. This makes me a happy kitten. Good to know that wherever I post, the insanity follows, like a faithful pet or a Pokemon in Yellow, Soul Silver and Heart Gold.
Also. Bryan is totally NOT a republic serial villain.
Totally.
XD XD XD
You're my hero, Silver. Can I bear your children?
We're such an evil lot. >:3
*giggles madly*
...
*snrk*
XD XD XD
You're my hero, Silver. Can I bear your children?
We're such an evil lot. >:3
*giggles madly*
BEND OVER
Take me, Silver!
*jumps into Silver's arms*
XD XD XD
You're my hero, Silver. Can I bear your children?
We're such an evil lot. >:3
*mine is an evil laugh!*
*splatters PiE all over epi's face*
Take me, Silver!
*jumps into Silver's arms*
>:3
Catch ya later guys, gonna have me some PiE 8D
*Carries Kayla off*
Take me, Silver!
*jumps into Silver's arms*
>:3
Catch ya later guys, gonna have me some PiE 8D
*Carries Kayla off*
Bow chicka bow wow.
Take me, Silver!
*jumps into Silver's arms*
>:3
Catch ya later guys, gonna have me some PiE 8D
*Carries Kayla off*
Bow chicka bow wow.
Oh, my! I wonder what epi would think if he really knew the truth about PiE; would he be delighted or disgusted? Heh, heh!
I have no idea. It's not like he could utilize it the way I can. :3
I AM THE MASTER OF THE PiE. Remember this freakin' face! When ever you see PiE, you'll see this face. I make that stuff work! No one bakes a PiE like me, not this little breadbaker, none of you little chefs out there! I AM THE PiE COMMANDER. When it comes down to pastry... it's what I do.
^ What he said.
I am the Essence of PiE! One of many, we command the most powerful force known to man! Rise up, all ye who can invoke the name of PiE and follow me to victory! All shall fall before our might! Go forth, my minions, and bring forth complete and total DOMINATION!!!
*cue evil laughter*
Not to over the top, I trust.
No amount of over-the-toplessness can challenge the might of PiE!
I made some banana cream PiE with Kayla ¦D
Did you add any whipped cream? :3
What's a good PiE without a good helping of that, eh? ;D
Its highly unusual for me to post comments in a thread dealing with PiE, but I just read the whole thing from first post to last and it managed to raise an evil laugh from me too! Keep up the good (or evil!) work guys and gals!!
...did somebody say, whips? :3
This Nega's back in the game and ya'll had better believe
That the P-D-E still got his tricks up his sleeve
'Cause now the PiE's on the table and I'm whippin' the cream
And if ya know what I mean, ya prob'ly read it in a men's magazine
I turn the air blue like my nemesis
On Sega Genesis
Envious of my turn of phrase and ludicrous premises
I'll drop a gem on this, but keep my eye on that green
Then snatch it up for my latest machine
O SNAP YES I DID
...did somebody say, whips? :3
Of course! Whips are always welcome. You're welcome to join the revolution if you wish, Gema.
I'm happy that you're satisfied, Silver.
"You're welcome to join the revolution if you wish, Gema"
i wont allow it! and for health reasons i wont join in either 
... I'm scared.
for health reasons i wont join in either
Well fine. We didn't want you anyway. }:O
Is this becoming an n-some?
You interested?
I say we have a PiE eating contest.
I say we have a PiE eating contest.
O.O
Stay away from me!
Protect me, Silver!
*Protects Kayla's PiE valiantly!*
Only I may feast upon this!
*Protects Kayla's PiE valiantly!*
Only I may feast upon this!
"Can't let you do that, Silver."
"A wild Nostalgia Critic appears!"
*wipes a slowly falling tear off his cheek, and lets out a sniffle*
You've all... have made me SO proud... =,3
I'm no longer needed here. Goodbye, my sweet, sweet MoFo children. May the PiE of MoFo bless you all!!! Get to work, ladies! *poofs*
