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 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
Posts: 1100
05/09/2010 9:09 pm
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I baked Rico a PiE.

...

And he devoured it.

And got my Admin Rights.

Lemon Meringue, I said it.

Fixed for topic preservation

 
 mobius springheart
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
Posts: 980
05/09/2010 9:25 pm
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....This has been the best thread ever. ;.;

 
 KaylaTheHedgehog
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Posts: 1702
05/09/2010 9:56 pm
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@ Jin: I KNEW IT!!!

 
 Psxphile
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Posts: 5772
05/09/2010 10:24 pm
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....This has been the best thread ever. ;.;

"You're welcome."

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/09/2010 10:49 pm
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Craig has done us good. Ive gotten about 27 cheap laughs out of this. (No Mada, that does not mean that I am single and suffering financially.)

 
 Ultra Sonic 007
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Posts: 4336
05/09/2010 10:51 pm
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....This has been the best thread ever. ;.;

"You're welcome."

"Oh, come on!"

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/09/2010 10:53 pm
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*fishes in bag* HAY GUYZ. *pulls out...* A PiE coupon!

C'mon now this has been 8 pages and I have not gotten any good helpings of PiE. So I want it. Now. I will PAY for it.

 
 KaylaTheHedgehog
(@kaylathehedgehog)
Posts: 1702
05/09/2010 10:59 pm
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Where do you think you are? Moulin Rouge?

 
 Ultra Sonic 007
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Posts: 4336
05/09/2010 11:00 pm
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Where do you think you are? Moulin Rouge?

Maybe he thinks he's at 4Chan.

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/09/2010 11:01 pm
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Does it matter where I am?

 
 Ultra Sonic 007
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05/09/2010 11:21 pm
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Does it matter where I am?

Well, the PiE can be better, but more expensive.

Or you could get it cheap, but you might get food poisoning.

So to speak.

 
 gammarallyson
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Posts: 1100
05/10/2010 9:54 am
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Freshly baked PiE, not one from the stores. One sits cool in the windowsill, while the other collects dust in the aisle next to the kibble.

...That's Vile! :/

 
 Ultra Sonic 007
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05/10/2010 10:13 am
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Freshly baked PiE, not one from the stores. One sits cool in the windowsill, while the other collects dust in the aisle next to the kibble.

...That's Vile! :/


"Do I come across as someone interested in PiE?"
 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
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05/10/2010 10:50 am
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We both know what your favorite kind of  PiE is?

... Cinnimon! Oh yes it is! >>

 
 Hukos
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
05/10/2010 2:25 pm
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This thread still scares me.

Someone hold me.

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/10/2010 3:35 pm
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I think I've taken this PiE joke way too far... methinks I'ma go change my name and stop talking about it outside this thread.

 
 Jinsoku
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Posts: 565
05/10/2010 4:36 pm
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@ Jin: I KNEW IT!!!

XD Oh, people will believe anything.

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
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05/10/2010 5:29 pm
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Jin, did you invent the word PiE?

 
 NelStone
(@nelstone)
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05/10/2010 6:23 pm
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Jin, did you invent the word PiE?

I thought it was Warrant.

 
 Jinsoku
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05/10/2010 7:38 pm
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Jin, did you invent the word PiE?

What? Does no one read MoFo History 101 or anything? Jeez!

NelStone wrote:

I thought it was Warrant.

... what? No? NO! Of course it was me, dummy!!!

 
 NelStone
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05/10/2010 7:50 pm
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NelStone wrote:

I thought it was Warrant.

... what? No? NO! Of course it was me, dummy!!!

Making the 'e' upper case... changes everything!

 
 Jinsoku
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05/10/2010 7:52 pm
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NelStone wrote:

I thought it was Warrant.

... what? No? NO! Of course it was me, dummy!!!

Making the 'e' upper case... changes everything!

EVERYTHING!!!!!!

 
 gammarallyson
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05/10/2010 8:08 pm
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Jin, did you invent the word PiE?

No!

It was created by some crazy old fart who now earns a living drawing caricatures at bat mitzvahs!

 
 Swanson
(@swanson)
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05/11/2010 3:00 am
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Jin did not create the PiE, he merely discovered it's secrets and shared them with the world. He's like the PiE Buddha.

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
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05/11/2010 1:09 pm
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I understand everything now.

 
 mobius springheart
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05/11/2010 1:54 pm
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And yet...you still have much to learn! 😛

 
 episonic
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05/11/2010 2:50 pm
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Yes, yes yes... I must admit I haven't experienced PiE as much as some others have.

 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
Posts: 1100
05/12/2010 3:55 pm
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REMEMBER!!!

It's not the QUANTITY, but the QUALITY!

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/12/2010 4:14 pm
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Well, last night I redeemed myself. Some of the best chocolate PiE i've ever tasted.

 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
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05/12/2010 8:09 pm
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Well, last night I redeemed myself. Some of the best chocolate PiE-

FOOL!

You do NOT buy PiE, you must BAKE THE PiE!

Haven't we taught you ANYTHING? You don't buy baked goods thinking it's FRESH! Thinking that your hands has only touched it?

What about the Jim the Baker, Tony the Display Guy or Rick the cashier with the sweaty hands?

Your PiE, that you baked for... IS A CHEAP DIRTY WHORE!

A WHORE I TELL YOU...   

WHORE!!! [is carried out of the room]
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... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEE!!!...

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/12/2010 9:06 pm
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When did I say it was store-bought?

 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
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05/12/2010 9:10 pm
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When did I say it was store-bought?

You said it in your eyes, dude.


You said it in your eyes...

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
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05/12/2010 9:16 pm
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...but it wasn't. I did exactly what Jin told me to do. I was all suave and sweet and seductive. The PiE likes it when I take a bite and then chew it veery slowly...

 
 Jinsoku
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Posts: 565
05/12/2010 9:25 pm
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...but it wasn't. I did exactly what Jin told me to do. I was all suave and sweet and seductive. The PiE likes it when I take a bite and then chew it veery slowly...

XD

My job here is SO done.

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
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05/12/2010 9:34 pm
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Maybe, with the help of Jin and some others, I may be able to rise to PiE mastery!

...speaking of which, maybe we should all have a PiE eating contest. Wouldn't that just be tons of fun?

 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
Posts: 1100
05/12/2010 10:07 pm
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...but it wasn't. I did exactly what Jin told me to do. I was all suave and sweet and seductive. The PiE likes it when I take a bite and then chew it veery slowly...

GOOD NIGHT! LOL

 
 Psxphile
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Posts: 5772
05/13/2010 5:32 am
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Soooo... was it REALLY explained to him or is this what they call naïveté?

Hilarious stuff, either way.

 
 mobius springheart
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Posts: 980
05/13/2010 8:34 am
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This is SO Museum-legendary standards, right here. 😛

 
 Jinsoku
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Posts: 565
05/13/2010 8:53 am
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Soooo... was it REALLY explained to him or is this what they call naïveté?

Hilarious stuff, either way.

I think it was all on his own.

I mean, c'mon. We all grow up sometime.

 
 mobius springheart
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Posts: 980
05/13/2010 9:16 am
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That, and it was becoming so blatantly obvious in and out of this thread that even a snail woulda picked up on it quickly. Now that the fun has peaked, this thread will slowly but surely sink into oblivion, like an exploding star that has finally used up all of it's combustable materials - collapsing in on itself until nothing is left but a big, black Gaping hole of death.

:3

 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
Posts: 1100
05/13/2010 11:24 am
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(Turnaround)


Every now and then

I get a little bit lonely

and you're never coming around

(Turnaround)


Every now and then

I get a little bit tired

of listening to the sound of my tears

(Turnaround)


Every now and then

I get a little bit nervous

that the best of all the years have gone by

(Turnaround)


Every now and then

I get a little bit terrified

and then I see the look in your eyes

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)


Every now and then I fall apart

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)


Every now and then I fall apart

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I get a little bit restless and i dream of something wild

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I have to get out and cry

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)


Every now and then I fall apart

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)


Every now and then I fall apart

OHHHHH! AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
AND I NEED YOU MOOOOOORE THAN - EEEVVVVV-ERRRRR!
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIII -GHT 
WE’LL BE HOLDING ONNNNNNN FOR – EEEEEEEVERRRR!
AND WE’LL ONLY BE MA - KING IT RIIIIIIIIIGHT
CAUSE WE’LL NEVER BE WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TO-GET-HEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE
YOUR LOVE IT LIKE A SHADOW ON ME ALL OF THE TIME!

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
I really need you tonight...

FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!

FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!  

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

There's nothing I can do...


A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART! 

Once upon a time there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say...

A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!

A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART...

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you

(Turnaround)


Every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)


Every now and then I fall apart

(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)


Every now and then I fall apart.

OHHHHH! AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
AND I NEED YOU MOOOOOORE THAN - EEEVVVVV-ERRRRR!
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIII -GHT 
WE’LL BE HOLDING ONNNNNNN FOR – EEEEEEEVERRRR!
AND WE’LL ONLY BE MA - KING IT RIIIIIIIIIGHT
CAUSE WE’LL NEVER BE WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TO-GET-HEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE
YOUR LOVE IT LIKE A SHADOW ON ME ALL OF THE TIME!

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.

I really need you tonight

FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!

FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!  

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

Nothing I can do

A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say...

A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!

Total eclipse of the heart

Total eclipse of the heart

Total eclipse of the heart

 
 Jinsoku
(@jinsoku_1722027870)
Posts: 565
05/13/2010 11:47 am
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... Wow...

Pizza pies don't count, though.

 
 mobius springheart
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
Posts: 980
05/13/2010 11:49 am
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... *Sniffles* ...That was beautiful, man.

Truly, a work of Art!

 
 gammarallyson
(@gammarallyson)
Posts: 1100
05/13/2010 11:59 am
Noble Member
 

... Wow...

Pizza pies don't count, though.

They are in twelve countries, none of them you have ever been to... Except China, I'm sure you've been there.

 
 Swanson
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
05/13/2010 12:50 pm
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I don't even want to know what a Pizza PiE is!

 
 NelStone
(@nelstone)
Posts: 899
05/13/2010 2:42 pm
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I don't even want to know what a Pizza PiE is!

It's delicious! And comes with your choice of topping.

 
 The Turtle Guy.u
(@the-turtle-guy-u)
Posts: 252
05/13/2010 3:05 pm
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Yours alone for $5.99, or two for 10.99!

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/13/2010 5:21 pm
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Store-bought PiE? Ive learned my lesson... (shudders at previous memories)

 
 KaylaTheHedgehog
(@kaylathehedgehog)
Posts: 1702
05/13/2010 8:04 pm
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Alright, thread over.

Gamma wins everything.

 
 episonic
(@episonic)
Posts: 528
05/13/2010 8:14 pm
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Yes, his post was truly win in its purest form.

 
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