I baked Rico a PiE.
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And he devoured it.
And got my Admin Rights.
Lemon Meringue, I said it.
Fixed for topic preservation
....This has been the best thread ever. ;.;
@ Jin: I KNEW IT!!!
....This has been the best thread ever. ;.;
"You're welcome."
Craig has done us good. Ive gotten about 27 cheap laughs out of this. (No Mada, that does not mean that I am single and suffering financially.)
....This has been the best thread ever. ;.;
"You're welcome."
"Oh, come on!"
*fishes in bag* HAY GUYZ. *pulls out...* A PiE coupon!
C'mon now this has been 8 pages and I have not gotten any good helpings of PiE. So I want it. Now. I will PAY for it.
Where do you think you are? Moulin Rouge?
Where do you think you are? Moulin Rouge?
Maybe he thinks he's at 4Chan.
Does it matter where I am?
Does it matter where I am?
Well, the PiE can be better, but more expensive.
Or you could get it cheap, but you might get food poisoning.
So to speak.
Freshly baked PiE, not one from the stores. One sits cool in the windowsill, while the other collects dust in the aisle next to the kibble.
...That's Vile! :/
Freshly baked PiE, not one from the stores. One sits cool in the windowsill, while the other collects dust in the aisle next to the kibble.
...That's Vile! :/
"Do I come across as someone interested in PiE?"
We both know what your favorite kind of PiE is?
... Cinnimon! Oh yes it is! >>
This thread still scares me.
Someone hold me.
I think I've taken this PiE joke way too far... methinks I'ma go change my name and stop talking about it outside this thread.
@ Jin: I KNEW IT!!!
XD Oh, people will believe anything.
Jin, did you invent the word PiE?
Jin, did you invent the word PiE?
I thought it was Warrant.
Jin, did you invent the word PiE?
What? Does no one read MoFo History 101 or anything? Jeez!
NelStone wrote:
I thought it was Warrant.
... what? No? NO! Of course it was me, dummy!!!
NelStone wrote:
I thought it was Warrant.... what? No? NO! Of course it was me, dummy!!!
Making the 'e' upper case... changes everything!
NelStone wrote:
I thought it was Warrant.... what? No? NO! Of course it was me, dummy!!!
Making the 'e' upper case... changes everything!
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
Jin, did you invent the word PiE?
No!
It was created by some crazy old fart who now earns a living drawing caricatures at bat mitzvahs!
Jin did not create the PiE, he merely discovered it's secrets and shared them with the world. He's like the PiE Buddha.
I understand everything now.
And yet...you still have much to learn! 😛
Yes, yes yes... I must admit I haven't experienced PiE as much as some others have.
REMEMBER!!!
It's not the QUANTITY, but the QUALITY!
Well, last night I redeemed myself. Some of the best chocolate PiE i've ever tasted.
Well, last night I redeemed myself. Some of the best chocolate PiE-
FOOL!
You do NOT buy PiE, you must BAKE THE PiE!
Haven't we taught you ANYTHING? You don't buy baked goods thinking it's FRESH! Thinking that your hands has only touched it?
What about the Jim the Baker, Tony the Display Guy or Rick the cashier with the sweaty hands?
Your PiE, that you baked for... IS A CHEAP DIRTY WHORE!
A WHORE I TELL YOU...
WHORE!!! [is carried out of the room]
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When did I say it was store-bought?
When did I say it was store-bought?
You said it in your eyes, dude.
You said it in your eyes...
...but it wasn't. I did exactly what Jin told me to do. I was all suave and sweet and seductive. The PiE likes it when I take a bite and then chew it veery slowly...
...but it wasn't. I did exactly what Jin told me to do. I was all suave and sweet and seductive. The PiE likes it when I take a bite and then chew it veery slowly...
XD
My job here is SO done.
Maybe, with the help of Jin and some others, I may be able to rise to PiE mastery!
...speaking of which, maybe we should all have a PiE eating contest. Wouldn't that just be tons of fun?
...but it wasn't. I did exactly what Jin told me to do. I was all suave and sweet and seductive. The PiE likes it when I take a bite and then chew it veery slowly...
GOOD NIGHT! LOL
Soooo... was it REALLY explained to him or is this what they call naïveté?
Hilarious stuff, either way.
This is SO Museum-legendary standards, right here. 😛
Soooo... was it REALLY explained to him or is this what they call naïveté?
Hilarious stuff, either way.
I think it was all on his own.
I mean, c'mon. We all grow up sometime.
That, and it was becoming so blatantly obvious in and out of this thread that even a snail woulda picked up on it quickly. Now that the fun has peaked, this thread will slowly but surely sink into oblivion, like an exploding star that has finally used up all of it's combustable materials - collapsing in on itself until nothing is left but a big, black Gaping hole of death.
:3
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
and you're never coming around
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
of listening to the sound of my tears
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and i dream of something wild
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I have to get out and cry
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
Every now and then I fall apart
OHHHHH! AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
AND I NEED YOU MOOOOOORE THAN - EEEVVVVV-ERRRRR!
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIII -GHT
WE’LL BE HOLDING ONNNNNNN FOR – EEEEEEEVERRRR!
AND WE’LL ONLY BE MA - KING IT RIIIIIIIIIGHT
CAUSE WE’LL NEVER BE WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TO-GET-HEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE
YOUR LOVE IT LIKE A SHADOW ON ME ALL OF THE TIME!
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
I really need you tonight...
FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!
FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do...
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say...
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART...
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always wanted to be
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround BRIGHT EYES)
Every now and then I fall apart.
OHHHHH! AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT
AND I NEED YOU MOOOOOORE THAN - EEEVVVVV-ERRRRR!
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIII -GHT
WE’LL BE HOLDING ONNNNNNN FOR – EEEEEEEVERRRR!
AND WE’LL ONLY BE MA - KING IT RIIIIIIIIIGHT
CAUSE WE’LL NEVER BE WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TO-GET-HEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE
YOUR LOVE IT LIKE A SHADOW ON ME ALL OF THE TIME!
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
I really need you tonight
FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!
FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT!!!
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say...
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!
Total eclipse of the heart
Total eclipse of the heart
Total eclipse of the heart
... Wow...
Pizza pies don't count, though.
... *Sniffles* ...That was beautiful, man.
Truly, a work of Art!
... Wow...
Pizza pies don't count, though.
They are in twelve countries, none of them you have ever been to... Except China, I'm sure you've been there.
I don't even want to know what a Pizza PiE is!
I don't even want to know what a Pizza PiE is!
It's delicious! And comes with your choice of topping.
Yours alone for $5.99, or two for 10.99!
Store-bought PiE? Ive learned my lesson... (shudders at previous memories)
Alright, thread over.
Gamma wins everything.
Yes, his post was truly win in its purest form.