http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyI6GyeDvpw
Watch that clip all the way through.... I dare ya
and then, discuss even more bad movies or post another Youtube link. Uwe Boll films are allowed =)
"You broke my **** tooth"
"Well, now we're even... You broke my **** cigar..." Priceless!
Super Mario Bros. Movie was just @$$. A futuristic "Mushroom Kingdom" where King Browser was played by Dennis Hopper. And to think that the one selling point was those metal jumping boots. Even as a kid I still though that movie was 100% pure @$$!
Scary Movie
Epic Movie
Date Movie
Meet the Spartans
What are the creators smoking when they made those
Scary Movie
Epic Movie
Date Movie
Meet the Spartans
What are the creators smoking when they made those
Boll Joints
Better than what I woulda said...just change the second letter of uwe bolls name to something else, and you'll get the idea! 
"You broke my **** tooth"
"Well, now we're even... You broke my **** cigar..." Priceless!
Super Mario Bros. Movie was just @$$. A futuristic "Mushroom Kingdom" where King Browser was played by Dennis Hopper. And to think that the one selling point was those metal jumping boots. Even as a kid I still though that movie was 100% pure @$$!
I for one thought it was pretty good. It was the only way Super Mario Brothers could work as a movie, anyway.
I'm not saying that it should be 100% accurate, but at least something that wasn't... THAT! XD
Underdog
Star Wars III (George Lucas can't write dialog worth crap, and in a few cases plot)
The Matrix: Reloaded / Revelations
Epic Movie
Date Movie
Teen Movie
The Day After Tomorrow (scientific inaccuracies and over-exaggerations about global warming)
ANY Lifetime Network movie
Anything worthy of being honored on Mystery Science Theater 3000
(More might come if I remember them)
All 3 Transporter films, so horrible.
ANY Lifetime Network movie
~Tobe
Little Caesar is definitely a painfully bad movie to me, because of being too much of a disappointment both because of the story, and because of lacking too much action, and violence so not enough got compensated for. I'm definitely very interested in the mafia movies genre of movies, but this movie was too much of a mafia movie disappointment to me, and is only kind of good to me, but is way too much of a disappointment despite that. Here's a picture of a movie poster for the movie Little Caesar.: 
-Hancock. Or to be more specific, the second half of Hancock?
-Semi Pro, which I only could watch 30 min of...
-The Notebook
-Master of Disguise
I myself kind of enjoyed "The Notebook" movie that had Rachel Mcadams act in the movie of "The Notebook", and basically wanted to see alot more of the love story and movie than what I got to see of "The Notebook".
What I thought of the live action Street Fighter movie:
The Ring. Need I say more?
I'm going to go ahead and agree on Street Fighter live action. I will beat everyone to it and say that Chun Li Street Fighter movie and Dragonball will both suck, but that's a gimme, so I guess I cheated.
Let's see, other movies that sucked that I saw recently? There Will be Blood and No Country for Old Men, two completely heralded movies that suck and are complete monstrosities of story telling. No beginning, middle, or end, no major character development, and its shock value is child's play, at best.
There Will Be Blood: Summary -
Hi, I'm a big wig oil guy and I have the magic touch to find oil. I also have a kid. I'm also gonna weasel my way out of paying too much for some land from some crazy Christian kid nut because that's just how I roll! So I convinced everyone in this little town to give me land and now I'm making oil and I'm also going to make this Christian kid's life a living hell because I'm a douchebag. Ohnoes, an accident made my kid deaf, and now I'm going to go and beat up the Christian kid's fault because he didn't pray or something! RAR! Now that my kid's deaf he's obviously retarded in these old times, so I'm sending him away. But I now realize that was wrong after my loving and caring fake brother taught me other wise; to thank him I shot him, and was forgiven by some crazy land owner in which I never bought his land from because I'm a twat. So I got my kid back and now I'm making crazy money. Fast forward a few years and now I live in a mansion cuz I'm a bigshot oil guy in the great depression, and now my deaf kid wants to start his own oil company in Mexico. Now I have no son because that means he's a competitor and OH LOOK, here's Crazy Christian Nut asking for money because the depression got his church real badly so I'MA KILL HIM WITH A BOWLING PIN!!! Okay, now I feel good.
The end.
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No Country for Old Men: Summary -
Hi I'm a crazy psychopath who just got arrested by some cop and taken to jail but I outwitted him in jail and killed him, took his cop car, pulled over some old dude, killed him WITH AIR, and took his car to cover my tracks. Good? Okay, over here I'm some awesome redneck cowboy bad ass who is hunting for boring deer - oh and you don't know it yet but I'm the best thing in this movie, just watch - but while hunting deer I encountered a bunch of dead bodies, plus a dying Mexican asking for water. But my bad ass just says, "I ain't got no agua." So I leave him for the wolves and coyotes, but while searching, I found a CASE FULL O MONEY BY A DEAD BODY! YEEHAW! I'll take this, regardless of any DEAD BODY REPERCUSSIONS, RIGHT? So, I take it home and I'm all manly happy as I pretend nothing happened with my rednecky wife, but while I try to sleep I'm all like awe man, Mexican just wanted agua, so I get up and be a nice guy and go to give him water, but the ass is already dead, DAMN I HEAR GUNSHOTS they're coming for me! I ran back to my house and told my wife to get out or they gon' kill us, cuz they'll find me soon. So I send her to her deadbeat's mom's house, and I run away to some hotel, not knowing who's after me!
Okay, psycho here, I just wanted to say that I was with some dudes after the shooting, but then I killed them both. I'M SO CRAZY YOU DON'T KNOW WHATTAFUH! So I find the hotel my cash is at because there is a radar transmitting beacon inside the case and now I'm gonna find my way inside the hotel by BUSTING THE LOCK THROUGH WITH COMPRESSED AIR, and kill everyone in the room like crazy and make this mystery cowboy guy run! RUN COWBOY RUN!!! I made him bleed, but he shot me with his sawed off shotgun, so now my leg hurts and I'm going to get pain meds by being a bad ass and blowing up a car to divert attention from a Walgreens to get free pain meds. By the way, that was the only bad ass thing I do this whole movie.
HI! I'm Woody Harrelson! I don't know WHATTAFUH I'm doing here, I'm like some all knowing conspiracy guy! This psycho guy is dangerous, so I'm gonna warn cowboy man while he's hospitalized in Mexico, even though he obviously knows! Also, I die.
Okay, so I'm awesome Cowboy man and I'm pissed cuz psycho guy just threatened my wife so I'm going to go get ready to whoop ass. I'm going to wait for him at this hotel where my wife and her ma are going to be at and get the jump on him! Oh hey, some chick just hit on me. Hmm.
Hi, I'm Tommy Lee Jones! I was in this movie the whole time, too, but you probably keep forgetting because all I do is come in for 3 minutes as an old timer cop and make some old wise-man comment about the situation and then you see the other guys! WELP, I'm at this hotel that some Mexican guys just ran away from guns ablazing and awesome Cowboy guy is dead.
I don't know whattafuh, and there's his wife, sorry, yo dude died. And she cried, cuz apparently her momma died, too. Well, it's okay missy, I'ma be back because psycho guy always comes back to the scene of the crime, EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T PART OF THIS CRIME, and I'm going to come in at night and my old bat self is going to play hero and... oh damn, he's not here. He escaped. Oh well. I should retire.
Crazy psycho man here, I just wanted to tell you I killed Cowboy guy's wife after that, and then some guy ran a red light and ran into me and broke my bone. I ran away to heal myself CUZ I'M SO AWESOME.
Hey, it's me, Tommy Lee Jones again, the cop guy again, except I'm not a cop no more. I retired, and my wife just made some old-wise man comment to me and it TOTALLY BLEW MY MIND!!!
The end.
CONGRATS, you don't have to see those movies. And no, not one thing was exaggerated.
I will beat everyone to it and say that Chun Li Street Fighter movie and Dragonball will both suck, but that's a gimme, so I guess I cheated.
Waitasec, Chunners is getting her own movie? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Waitasec, Chunners is getting her own movie? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
No dude. Not sweet. Not sweet at all.
Waitasec, Chunners is getting her own movie? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
No dude. Not sweet. Not sweet at all.
Sweet, dude. I'd squeeze every inch of her fine Chinese butt. <3
Sweet, dude. I've squeeze every inch of her fine Chinese butt. <3
Simmer down, now, Rish. Simmer down. 😛
Not entirely a movie. But its worth mentioning
Dinosaur Adventure
A mind numbing rip off of The Land Before Time. Its sold as a Playstation 2 cd game, but only has a few kiddie puzzles in it. But then there's the movie itself which comes on the cd......
It is in fact considered new material for Youtube Poop. It makes the Zelda CD-i games look like Twilight Princess.
Watch the video yourself (its in five parts on Youtube): http://www.youtube.com/wa...j5lQw&feature=related
don't say I didn't warn you... c.c
Um...on that note....ANYTHING from Phoenix Games !!
Wut DB said.
~Rico
It's Christmas time again, time for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. I has it on DVD and it is so deliciously bad.
Not like Day After Tomorrow. I HATE THAT MOVIE SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! *Godzilla scream!*
-Master of Disguise
>=(
Oh..... "The Wild Wild Wild World of Batwoman"
It is so horrible I laughed so hard to the point it was painful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ihpN4pHH0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow82ls0AqCE
And yes! Phoenix Games are just horrible, mostly because of the blatant Disney copies.
The Ring. Need I say more?
Yeah, you could say The Ring Two is a lot worse.
Also any Miike Takahashi film i care to think of is just cinematic garbage. He's already directed one game adaption (Yakuza), a few more and he will be our new Uwe Boll.
It's Christmas time again, time for Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. I has it on DVD and it is so deliciously bad.
Not like Day After Tomorrow. I HATE THAT MOVIE SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! *Godzilla scream!*
the MST3K edition is the best! Oh, and let's not forget that other Santa Clause clasic that was featured with Joel and the bots ()or was it Mike?) the one with the devil in it and the LEERING santa!
Anything by Paul W Anderson...Seriously - you just wanna scream this down his ear half the time!
" DUDE, JUST STOP NOW...You're DOING IT WRONG! " >>;;;
Old black and white movies, that don't have any audible dialogue, being presented audibly, and that are movies that have subtitles, definitely seem pretty terrible to me.
Dracula 3000 was just plain horrible. For it's time, many things were available that could have made this movie better, but they used NONE OF THEM!!! Even the explosions were done by pasting Final Doom explosion animations into the film. Also, half the movie was nothing more than a cheap ripeoff of Dracula, running through random corridors in some space ship wannabe craft that in my opinion looked like a shooped submarine. Kindergardeners can do better than this!
Oh..... "The Wild Wild Wild World of Batwoman"
It is so horrible I laughed so hard to the point it was painful.
Ah, that was a great one. "Well, the music's awful, but at least it's drowning out the dialogue."
I'm sure Craig will agree with me on the following (though technically they're mentioned above):
Manos: The Hands of Fate ("You never had a dog!")
Space Mutiny (the dangers of railings)
Prince of Space (Krankor!)
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (where even to begin??)
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (ditto)
The Creeping Terror
A Touch of Satan ("This is where the fish lives")
Hobgoblins (I've actually entirely repressed the memories of this movie, although watching it at 4am as part of a MSTie all-nighter in London probably didn't help)
I may have to break out Santa Claus Conquers the Martians again - if only for Tom's little manic monologue on what would happen if Santa tried to visit the SOL...
DW
O.o the simple fact you said "Ripoff" and "Land before Time" in the Same sentence=Disturrrrbing
But bad movies...well I haven't seen anyone that put down ANY SCI-FI movie of the week (but they're so bad they're good )
and Anaconda (all 3 of them)
Well, if you thought Hobgoblins was bad... look at how the soon to be released sequel is looking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI8omyZbfeE
A painfully bad movie sequel to a painfully bad movie which is fully aware of how painfully bad it.
To put it in perspective, during the MST3K episode of Hobgoblins Mike and the bots make cardboard cut outs to watch the movie for them with a poorly sung "Hobgoblins, Hobgoblins, what do you do with those Hobgoblins"... that is the themesong to the sequel, according to this trailer. (the first youtube link is this portion of that episode)
Sweet Merciful Heavens. We are all doomed.
*shudders*
King's Ransom
Horrible concept, main characters make you hate them instead of actually caring about their existence, more racism than intelligence
Burn After Reading
Interesting concept, main characters make you want them to either STFU or get to the point already, intelligence is there but drowned down by mediocre dialog; the only redeeming part is when Brad Pitt's character gets shot and the guy panics
hm worst movies? okay...
5. National Treasure (can you say plot holes?)
4. The Rock (yay Nicolas Cage!...)
3. Wild Wild West (w. t. f...)
2. Dude Where's My Car
1. Hancock
hm willie smith and nick cage are on here twice each...
srsly hancock= painful emotionally, mentally, and even physically. ouch.
