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GAUHATI, India - Paris Hilton is urging an end to a problem in India that most people in this country probably don't even know exists: binge-drinking elephants.
In a statement posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site, Hilton says the elephants "get drunk all the time." They get into rice beer made by farmers and go on rampages.
Hilton says "we need to stop making alcohol available to them." Just last month, six drunken elephants were accidently electrocuted.
Conservationists are praising Hilton for raising awareness of the problem.
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That's hot. 
Well...nobody likes drunken elephants.
They make horrible drivers.
Yeah. Actually, she never said that. Heard in the morning radio here that the AP took the bait and released a false statement that Paris never even said. AKA, they dun' got punk'd, yos.
Besides, if you read her entire supposed "quote" from the AP... I'm sorry, there's no way she could even come up with 97% of those words on her own.
