Can I say this is a crime against breasts without getting banned?
PETA
I wish they would just... Go away! 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soylent Milk....OMG IT's People...Thats Too Funny for words, & A Little Distrubing.....The Thought of drinking anything from a Pit-if-ul Hu-mans (pardon the zim quote) Body is just...Well DIsqusting!.............I'd Rather have Goat Milk!
Sorry for the double post...My PC is acting Kinda Zany tonight!
They make a lot of things out of goat milk already...I THINK if you look in like a nutrition store you might be able to find goat ice cream. I wish PEtA would just get shut down.
Breast milk? Are they nuts? Think of how the prices will increase for that ice cream. It's not fair for lactating mothers either but if they get compensated for their efforts... it's still not the same.
They'll have to spend more money on screening the breast milk for viruses and other pathogens. Not to mention all the IgA antibodies that will be passed.
I second the motion of telling PETA to go take a hike.
Hmmmm... If this goes through, I'd like to personally volunteer to supervise the production area...
But seriously, no thanks. Kinda reminds me of that scene from Borat with the cheese... ew, just ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Just... what?
If it's inhumane against animals, then why shouldn't it be the same for us?
Do they even think their crazy schemes through? Those crazy kids!
Just... what?
If it's inhumane against animals, then why shouldn't it be the same for us?
Do they even think their crazy schemes through? Those crazy kids!
What he said.
So is Edy's, Blue Bell, Breyer's etc...made from human milk? I think not! *waits to be corrected and proved wrong lol*
I'm more of a Haagan Daaz guy - but that's just crazy. XD PETA are seriously screwy in the brainstem!
Damnit Hiro I was going to make a joke along those lines. >=(
Oh PETA, what will you think of next?
Seriously though, what Spiner said. Health/taste factors aside (wtf PETA? milk is bad for you? since when?), compensated volunteers might work fine for one restaurant in Switzerland, but they simply can't produce milk cheaply enough or in sufficient quantity to meet a company like Ben & Jerry's needs. To get enough milk they'd have to start forcefully impregnating women every nine months to keep 'em lactating. I think a few more people and organisations than just PETA would have something to say about that...
To get enough milk they'd have to start forcefully impregnating women every nine months to keep 'em lactating.
I'm up for it! 
After reading this and considering the fact that PETA is trying to start a lawsuit against the college I attend, if I ever meet anyone involved with PETA, it will take all of my willpower to prevent myself from beating them.
No, don't fight it, Kay, go ahead and do some damage maybe it will knocked some sense into them, eh, probably not, but still do it, do it!!!!!!
I might end up punching on just for principle. But you know how stubborn they are. Still, it'd be a good stress relief, if nothing else.
Whose breasts are they going to use anyways?
I vote they should use their own, since they're the ones making such a big fuss over the whole thing.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, I can already see the women protesting
Next thing you know, they'll start dumping milk on people.
You know come to think of it I'm all for PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!
Whose breasts are they going to use anyways?
Stop me if you get the point...
I'm not following you. Wait
Am I getting it yet?
Stop me if you get the point...
Nope, still not getting it. Need some more help...
I am thinking if those bikinis weren't in the way there would be more information to grasp.
I'd say the point has been made.
Also, you are ALL very welcome.
Carry on!
...Just one more time, to make sure I get it?
but seriously. We should be using flatchested people as to not ruin the good breasts of this world.
...Just one more time, to make sure I get it?
Anytime SX... Anytime.
XD! Hilarious second page 😮 But no I agree. Use flatties :o. The women (well most of them) depicted here, leave 'em alone (Except for Jolie. Ugly as sin -.-..)
XD! Hilarious second page 😮 But no I agree. Use flatties :o. The women (well most of them) depicted here, leave 'em alone (Except for Jolie. Ugly as sin -.-..)
BLASPHEMY! How dare you sully her good looks.
I challenge you to a duel... Tomorrow because I'm tired.
But back to the topic at hand, if Ben & Jerry's were to actually go through other milk alternatives what would be the costs (And I don't just mean financially but also health wise).
Then again, a better question would be if PETA would actually start using Ben & Jerry's, not that I doubt that they already do! XP
To get enough milk they'd have to start forcefully impregnating women every nine months to keep 'em lactating.
I'm up for it!
They don't have to be preggers each year to lactate, most women could easily keep on like that for years after their first child. haven't you seen those TV programmes about women who still breast-feed their 8 year-old kids and older? o.o *this random peice of trivia was brought to you all by the powers of tv!*
I think what they meant is that pregnant women and women that just gave birth lactate more, not that they're the only ones who do.
At least, that sounds more accurate.
