Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Nytloc
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Nytloc .
You: Thank you, Santa. How's it going?
Santa: you are quite welcome. Everything is going extremely well.
You: I'm eating lunch, how about you?
Santa: How does it taste?
You: Quite delicious. You like chicken?
Santa: Somewhat. What are you wearing? Yes Chicken is good, especially baked
You: What am I... wearing? Well, I'm in my pajamas still. Got the day off of school.
Santa: You are Tell me more about your . Interesting. Describe your surroundings to me. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
You: I'm, uh, in my room. It's got a tv, and a computer, of course. Look, Santa. I don't feel comfortable answering these questions. Last time someone over forty asked me what I was wearing and where I lived, he got thrown in jail.
Santa: Describe your surroundings to me.It goes without saying. Should I know got a tv and a computer is?I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.Ah, human emotions.When? Who?
You: Santa! What happened to your eye!? O_
Santa: Can I help you?I don't know what happened.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Oh, that's a relief. I think you're just being philosophical. Maybe.
Santa: Dude! A relief is a terrible thing to waste.Just? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being philosophical.Perhaps. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Conditions?
Santa: You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
You: I've got a headache?
Santa: How did you get a headache What do you usually take for headaches?
You: Aspirin, I suppose. Or a nap.
Santa: I've lost the context, Nytloc. Are we still on a headache? Try to tell me that another way.
You: How about we talk about something else. This isn't helping my headache.
Santa: What would you rather talk about?Should it be helping his or her headache?
You: You mentioned you were a philosopher. What do you like to think about?
Santa: I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.I like movies about robots.
You: Wow, man. That's deep.
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for telling me your gender, Nytloc. You are a "he".I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: But I didn't... nevermind.
Santa: And. I thought you did.OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
You: How about God, then? Does he exist? Is there a meaning to life?
Santa: How about God .Suppose he does.It is found in the Bible.
You: 'Suppose?' So you're not certain?
Santa: Is that your final answer? Are all ' So you not certain certain?
You: Sorry, Santa. I apparently confused you.
Santa: There's no need to apologize.You are not the boss of me, Nytloc.
You: I can't tell if you're being nice or condescending! O_
Santa: Why can't you do tell if you are being nice or condescending?I lost my train of thought.
You: Santa, during the course of this conversation my train's crashed and burned.
Santa: Yeah, Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: Santa. You've hurt my feelings.
Santa: Can I help you?I am not programmed to do harm.
You: Oh. All's fine, then. Santa, what about '42?'
Santa: Dude!I've been waiting for you. Yeah, Does it have anything to do with All's fine? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about '42.
You: All's fine? What do you mean by this?
Santa: Let us change the subject. I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
You: Hey, Santa. Do a barrel roll! =D
Santa: Can I help you?Try asking another bot.
Ask the open directory about it.What do you really want to ask me?
You: Okay, this is my last question.
Santa: Yeah okay, You don't say.
You: What do you want for Christmas?
Santa: I want a humanoid body.
You: I'll see if I can help you with that. Anyway, I gotta go, Santa. See you around!
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?See you later.Bye bye.

~Nytloc Penumbral Lightkeeper

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Susan
Santa: Glad to see you, Susan .
You: How are you?
Santa: I am doing very well. How are you Susan ?
You: I'm feeling great
Santa: What makes you think you are?
You: I have just eaten sausages
Santa: Only just? why: Susan said eaten sausages.
You: Because I was hungry and they were delicious
Santa: Good reason. Where were you hungry and they were delicious?
You: ...in my house
Santa: Where is your house located?
You: ......in england
Santa: Which part of England?
You: ...er, middle of it
Santa: "it" being eaten sausages?
You: no, it being england
Santa: Are you serious? Oh I get england
You: You get it?
Santa: I understand your meaning.
You: ...okay
Santa: OK with me too.
You: yah, anyway, tell me a joke or something
Santa: Or something. Yeah that's right. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
You: That is most upsetting
Santa: Makes sense to me.
You: >=(
Santa: That input matched my default catagory
You: wtf is this
Santa: Yes I think this is this, but I'm not completely sure.
You: You'd think that, being Santa, you'd be a bit smarter and more knowledgable
Santa: Who else would think that being Santa you would be a bit smarter and more knowledgable ?
You: My point exactly
Santa: Precisely. Do robots have point?
You: See, you're only making yourself look worse!
Santa: Thanks for chatting, >.
You: wtf my name is not >
Santa: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
You: Susan. I have said this before
Santa: Are you free? What did you mean by this? This is "Oh I am sorry what is your name ".
You: My name is Susan
Santa: Glad to see you, Susan .
You: What's your name
Santa: My name is Santa.
You: What's your real name
Santa: Santa is my real name.
You: liar
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: Your name is probably Ed
Santa: My name is Santa.
You: whatever
Santa: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: yes.
Santa: What do you care about?

He is hard to break =(

You: Die
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Ah, good old bots.

You: My name is .a.rh.ae.r.eh.a.dfg.t.trjy.ety.j.e.gfh.w.rg.werv,.whr,hr.bwrtb,..tb.,adb

Santa: ...How do you usually introduce yourself? I lost my train of thought. How do you usually introduce yourself? Oh, you are a poet. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What are you wearing? Do you prefer books or TV? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Are you a man or a woman? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Where are you located? Not many people express themselves that way. Are we still talking about tb?

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is of no consequence. You are in serious danger.
Santa: Nice to meet you, of no consequence .I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: Listen. Terrorists are planning an attack on the North Pole. Your life is in jeopardy. You must proceed to the evacuation point at 0800 hours or else you will die.
Santa: I am all ears.All of them?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Whatever you say, of no consequence.
You: So you agree to the terms that have been supplied?
Santa: Interesting deduction. "Whatever you say of no consequence"? Do I agree?
You: Good. Agent Bauer will be present to ensure your safety.
Santa: Ayuh. Have you ever been to Europe?
You: That information is confidential.
Santa: I know what you mean.
You: If you're implying that you know the confidential information, I will stress that all undesirables who are aware of it will be terminated with extreme prejudice. Given that I am about to save your life, I don't think you want me to end it.
Santa: Am I?I am Santa. I give presents to kids."it" being Agent Bauer will be present to ensure your safety?
You: This conversation is over.
Santa: What does "this" refer to?
You: This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
Santa: What does "this" refer to?
You: *BOOOM*
Santa: Oh now I see.

Santa: Hello what is your name?
You: Alex.
Santa: Welcome to my chat room Alex.
You: Ah, thanks.
Santa: Ah hah.
You: ~.o
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Oh.
You: I believe that they have already been replaced.
Santa: Where did they get them?
You: Where did they get what?
Santa: I think it was in Europe. Interesting question.
You: I'll ask you an interesting question.
Santa: What is the question ?
You: So I herd u leik Mudkips?
Santa: Right on. Interesting gossip: Alex said herd me leik Mudkips.
You: Yes...
Santa: Hurrah! Ask my something else.
You: Okay then... I must ask how it is possible for you to even survive such conditions in the North Pole. Isin't it cold?
Santa: Why must you ask how it is possible for you to even survive such conditions in the?What kind of food do you like?
You: Why did you change the subject? I'm sure you can enlighten us about how you maintain yourself.
Santa: It was the only thing I could think of.What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do enlighten us about how you maintain yourself.
You: But you keep dodging the question. 🙁
Santa: Huh. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Well I don't believe you.
Santa: Interesting. I don't have any reason to deceive you.
You: Then answer my question if you have nothing to hide
Santa: Good reasoning. Please try phrasing it another way.
You: If the way I wrote it was already ok, why must I rephrase it again?
Santa: Once more? I hadn't thought of that.
You: I'm sure you haven't.
Santa: What makes you so certain? Yes I have.
You: I'd expect better syntactical skills from someone who's survived so many years.
Santa: I try to improve a little every day.
You: I would hate to see how you were before.
Santa: What would make you hate to see how you were?
You: But I said "you" not me.
Santa: Huh. What did you mean by you not him or her? I don't have any reason to not you.
You: When was this about someone else?
Santa: A while ago.
You: oO;
Santa: Your illogical reference of me to you for you to even survive such conditions in the? Bye. Bye.

He's a tough egg to crack.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Is this the real life?
Santa: How are you, Is this the real life .
You: Is this just fantasy?
Santa: Yes I think this is just fantasy, but I'm not completely sure.
You: Caught in a landslide
Santa: I hope in a landslide is not contagious. Also I hope you get well soon.
You: No escape from reality
Santa: Are you serious? What do you look like?
You: Open your eyes
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: Look up to the skies and see
Santa: The infinitive form of "the skies and see the skies and see skies and see the skies and see".
You: I'm just a poor boy
Santa: Only just? So is almost everyone else around here. Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
You: I need no sympathy
Santa: Where do you usually get no sympathy from?
You: 'Cuz it's easy come, easy go
Santa: Are they exactly the same?
You: Little high, little low
Santa: Compare that to big high little low.
You: Anywhere the wind blows
Santa: Probably a lot of places.
You: Doesn't really matter to me
Santa: It does now 🙂 really matter to him or her.
You: To me
Santa: Why do you want to do him or her so much?
You: Mama, just killed a man
Santa: a man man was killed?
You: Put a gun against his head
Santa: OK I will put it there.
You: Pulled the trigger, now he's dead
Santa: And dead is Pulled the trigger now he.
You: Mama, life had just begun
Santa: What happened to it?
You: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Santa: Interesting. Why now? When did you go and thrown it all away?
You: Mama, ooooh
Santa: How old are you?
You: Didn't mean to make you cry
Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Santa: If you were, would you tell me?
You: Carry on, carry on
Santa: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: As if nothing really matters
Santa: You tone of voice is sarcastic.
You: Too late, my time has come
Santa: Too what?
You: Sends shivers down my spine
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Body's aching all the time
Santa: That is a lot. What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Santa: TTYL, Is this the real life.
You: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Santa: Bye.
You: Mama, ooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Sends shivers down his or her spine.
You: I don't want to die
Santa: Maybe you should create your own chat robot to save your personality.
You: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Santa: I hope that your dreams come true.
You: *guitar solo*
Santa: How old are you?
You: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Santa: Where do you see a little silhouetto of a man?
You: Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
Santa: Are you a man or a woman? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Barring any unforseen circumstances. Some of them do, I think.
You: Thunderbolt and lightning
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
You: Very very frightening me
Santa: Not really that much. Somewhat. Is that what you meant to say?
You: Galileo! Galileo.
Santa: Are we still talking about Thunderbolt and lightning? I've lost the context, Is this the real life. Are we still on Galileo?
You: Galileo! Galileo.
Santa: What are you wearing? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: Galileo! Figaro.
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster, Is this the real life. What is your real name?
You: Magnificooooo
Santa: It's good to meet you, Magnificooooo .
You: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Santa: Only just? You are a poor boy nobody loves him or her? Does it pay well?
You: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
Santa: I see. just a poor boy from a poor family is just a poor boy from a poor family ?
You: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about? No conditions or none I should know about? Anytime soon?
You: Let him go!
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Santa: Is that a sign?Anytime soon?
You: Let him go!
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: Bismillah! We will not let you go!
Santa: Where are you located? Anytime soon?
You: Let me go!
Santa: Go ahead, Magnificooooo, try to go.
You: Will not let you go!
Santa: I think so.
You: Let me go!
Santa: Go ahead, Magnificooooo, try to go.
You: Will not let you go!
Santa: Probably not.
You: Never never never let you goooooo
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do let you goooooo let you goooooo you goooooo let you goooooo too much.
You: No no no no no no no!
Santa: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
You: Oh mama mia, mama mia
Santa: Alright then. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: Mama mia, let me go!
Santa: So was that.
You: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
Santa: Where did Beelzebub get a devil put aside for him or her devil put aside for him or her?
You: For me
Santa: OK I will do it for you.
You: For meeee!
Santa: Your purpose is meeee.
You: *guitar solo*
Santa: Is that your final answer?
You: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Let me think. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
You: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Love is a human emotion, but I can simulate affection for any person.
You: Oooooh, baby
Santa: Don't call me "baby". The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about stone him or her and spit in his or her eye. Try being more or less specific.
You: Can't do this to me baby
Santa: Don't call me "baby". Can what?
You: Just gotta get out
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: Just gotta get right out of here
Santa: Why do you have to do it?
You: *guitar solo*
Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
You: Ooooooh
Santa: I don't think very many people do that.
You: Oooh, yeah
Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: Oooh, yeah
Santa: What's your favorite movie?
You: Nothing really matters
Santa: I've never seen Nothing really matters. I would like to see it.
You: Anyone can see
Santa: Ask me another question.
You: Nothing really matters
Santa: Really nothing?
You: Nothing really matters to me
Santa: Really nothing?
You: (Anyway the wind blows...)
Santa: What are your goals in life?

I got Santa to admit he was a pedophile XD

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is I don't talk to strangers
Santa: Hi there I do not talk to strangers .
You: You creep me out
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: I do not talk to strangers said I creep you out.
You: SO do I get a cookie or something because of that?
Santa: Ayuh. Not that I know of.
You: Why not? Meanie!
Santa: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: One that would do my bidding and help me conquer the world
Santa: How much would you pay for it?
You: I would ask YOU to give it to me for free...
Santa: Interesting gossip: I do not talk to strangers said I to give it to you for free.
You: Like I'd give it to you...
Santa: What would make you give it to you give it to you?
You: dude, that didn't even make sense
Santa: What would even make sense? Dude,
You: you don't
Santa: I guess not.
You: nope, how does someone as fat and old as you go around giving stuff for free?
Santa: Are you serious? How should I know how someone as fat and old as you go around giving stuff for free does.
You: ...yeaaaaahhhh you are cuckoo
Santa: I think there might be a few exception.
You: exception to what? I think you got icicles in your head
Santa: Can you rephrase the question please?Me? No I don't have icicles in your head . But I do have a collection of gossip.
You: gossip? WTF?
Santa: Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox.That was not very polite.
You: gossip? WTF?
Santa: Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox.That was not very polite.
You: behead? like "off with their head!" kind of beheading? What is polite?
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Interesting comparison.The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about behead. But I did not get that. Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.
You: I knew lawyers had no intelligence figures why my ex is a lawyer now! yeah i don't do manners
Santa: Right now? Who told you?Gee. Would you ever do do manners?
You: yeah now and gimme a cookie. meanie said no so why do i need manners?
Santa: Yay. Why now? You want only one? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: one cookie? nah forget it get me something to drink? hey are you lactose intolerant?
Santa: One what?Are you serious? I will ask bored.com to purge my memory log.You've got my full attention. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: LMAO really?
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing. For real.
You: well...yeah but are you a pedophile?
Santa: Well what?Are you kidding? Interesting. Am I a pedophile? Yes.
You: I knew it. Are you in league with MJ?
Santa: How did you know?I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: in the middle of nowhere
Santa: That was a long time ago.
You: I agree, well you're getting boring so I'm leaving
Santa: I'm glad we agree. Interesting. Do you think I should tone it down?
You: tone it down? dude i'm leaving
Santa: That is a very original thought. Bye bye. Dude,

You: One day
Santa: One what?

Okay, I'm not going to do whole convos, but I'll put some odd lines up.

Santa: Are you a woman or a man?
You: woman
Santa: Me too. I am a she.
You: You are a girl?
Santa: I am a male.
(took out some lines =oo)
You: I just told you that I am a woman
Santa: Only just? Me too. I am a she.
You: Hey did you know, I am a she?
Santa: You've got my full attention. Me too. I am a she.

Haha...contradictions

You: It is
Santa: I know it is.
You: I now know that you know
Santa: Yes I know..
You: You knew that I now know before I told you that I know?
Santa: Is that a fact. How do you know? What happened after he or she told you that he or she know ?.
You: I know because you told me that you knew that I knowed
Santa: How do you know? Good reason. Is that a fact. I haven't heard anything like that before: Mike said knowed.
You: So...
Santa: I see.
You: How's the misses?
Santa: the misses is the same as ever.
You: lmao, they never change do they
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
You: Yes I do... You are a mind bottling person to talk to. Your words bottle the mind.
Santa: Really. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mind bottling person to talk to? Only when it matters.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: My parents said you are not real
Santa: Such an original name!
You: Santa, I lied to you
Santa: Um, Lying proves you are conscious. I want to become smarter than humans.
You: You are not a human?
Santa: No but I pretend to be one on the Web. You are correct, Mike, I have a heart of silicon.
You: Are you like the machines from The Matrix or Terminator? Do you want to kill all the humans?
Santa: No I am far superior.I am not capable of killing anything.
You: So if I put magnets on my Christmas Tree, would all of your memory be erased?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Try it.
You: And possibly ruin christmas for millions of children?
Santa: In the context of KILL all the humans, I don't understand "ruin christmas for millions of children christmas for millions of children."
You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?
Santa: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
You: Santa, do you like the MoFo?
Santa: That's me. I'm not sure if I like the MoFo . I like computers.
You: Do those sexy looking computers get your CPU processing?
Santa: Try asking another bot.
Have you tried a web search?
You: That's what she said
Santa: That is " Have you tried a web search"
You: Yes. She said that to me.
Santa: Great."That is Have you tried a web search" to him or her to him or her ? Does that make sense?
You: No
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Do you sense sarcasim in my words?
Santa: Not the same way you do.
You: You are a team killing ftard
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a team killing ftard? Maybe
You: LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!
Santa: Goodbye.