Acrio is a horny octogenarian bisexual woman named Eunice. This is by far the most obvious of the secrets.
Rico has no idea that he is Jerry Falwell reincarnated as a gay indian IT worker.
WB is a member of a censorship board letting his hair down.
Tergonaut is Howard Stern letting his hair down.
Erika the Ocelot is from an alternate dimension is which her version of Shadow is the official version. The Erika of this dimension is over there drawing comics about this dimension's Shadow the Hedgehog game.
Craig? Sagey? Same person.
Creo is a self-hating Texan. It's obvious because he is SO overcompensating.
Srol is not just named after a vulcan. He is an alien from a planet called Vulcan. They use the code Tookie Gawa to tell their spores to lay eggs in your brain!
After the Turboduo, Johnny Turbo retired. Seeking a cause he became obsessed with fighter planes and guns and coined the screen name SX Kitsune.
Pat L Hedgehog is a Sonic Team member.
Criminal mastermind Castor Troy joined a bizarre experiment to switch identities with his arch-rival, a sensible gamer attorney. The real Castor Troy is now posing as Jack Thompson.
True Red's been a teacher all along and is plotting to put every one of us in detention!
Vector is a robot from the future and the MoFo is actually an experiment in sociology that analyzes the behavior of the people of this epoch in order to best learn how to conquer them.
Well, in light of recent evidence I'd say we're doomed.
It's funny, "Srol is not just named after a vulcan" is kind of a secret to begin with.
The rest is pure hokey though. Just because I ram my ovacapacitor down your throat and lay eggs in your stomach doesn't mean I'm an alien.
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Just because I ram my ovacapacitor down your throat and lay eggs in your stomach doesn't mean I'm an alien.
QOTW!
And I agree with GT.
No secrets about me =
LOL @ Rico, Pat L, and Castor
LOL so this sociology experiment must be very highly successful.
Srol, egg laying alien. lmao indeed QOTW
Methinhks TR IS a teacher.....So that one actually has me worried, She'd beat the hell out of me for all those years of pestering. >>
~Tobe
What? Nothing about me? Phail.
^ Who the hell are you?
Anyways... I'll just sum up my response to this topic with three little words.
I KNEW IT.
Are these from most obvious ot least obvious? O_o
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^ Who the hell are you?
Anyways... I'll just sum up my response to this topic with three little words.
I KNEW IT.
Aeva1688. This is my chat name and I prefer it to my old name. If you don't mind.
What if we do? o.o
~Tobe
Well, at least my secrets remain safe.
Not that I, ya'know, have any. But if I did, they would be remaining safe right now.
Where do you guys think I got my ultra convincing fox mask at? Crimmy works the black market fur trade, dontcha know.
~Tobe
-In a hushed whisper-
HA...they have yet to discover my true secret: That I plan to cause chaos and destruction of the world
by destroying every coffee bean in existance...
*Mobius just clonks him on the head with a 'Thinker' statue.*
Mobius Springheart: Sorry folks, won't happen again! =D
On-Topic:
MS's Darkest secret: ...None. *Psyche locks appear!* What? 
*Oblivious*
Looks like my secret is safe.
...
For NOW!
*shifty eyes*
*flamebaited* *burns up, spreading the fire to the fishingpole Vec was using*
Oh Rico, you know that's no secret.
This doesn't stop Acrio and I from being Crim's adoptive parents
At least not till I sell you both to Rico for a vast profit.
Good. No one'll ever know my secret.
...hmm, come to think of it, I don't even think I know what my secret is.
You probably don't even have any secrets. Like me. I totally don't have any secrets. :>
This is probably true.
Haha he has no idea about my secret scheme. =D
Or maybe I'm just not popular enough for anyone to care.
=(
If vec started doing us all he might get bored eventually and then the whole thing would feel like work. >_>
So I htink maybe he just stopped when he felt like it. 
And some secrets are too dangerous to share....
.... >>; **dons a ginger wig**
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Haha! The media is going to go crazy with all this material!
i lol'd at that foxmask pic
and i have no secrets... so im in the clear =D
